I’m Not a Scumbag
Chapter 146: Ex... auntie? 【One/Two】
The door of the locker room opened, and someone came out.
The three men and one woman on the sofa were attracted by her and turned to greet her together.
Jiao Jiao took the opportunity to secretly bite her ears with Lin Fang, which only the girl who came out of the dressing room saw.
"hug me!"
"what?"
"Ah for what?"
"You are my husband, don't you look fake if you don't hug me?"
"We were originally fake."
"That won't work either, you have to hug me!"
"alright……"
At Jiao Jiao's strong request, Lin Fangmian (xin) hugged her for (xi) it's (ruo) difficult (kuang)'s sake.
Ordinarily, it wasn't the first time that Lin Fang hugged a girl. In order to save people, he had hugged him several times before, but at that time he focused on saving people, and the feeling was not much different from hugging a piece of soft wood.
Like this time, I can truly feel the softness of a girl.
"Hubby~~ Did you deliberately leave it everywhere, what exactly do you want to touch?"
"No! No! I didn't want to touch anything, I was just a little nervous..."
Too excited, Lin Fang didn't know where to put his hand. Thanks to Jiao Jiao's cleverness, he grabbed his hand and put it where it should be.
Jiao Jiao couldn't help but rolled her eyes at him, but she didn't say anything, but she became more vigilant in her heart.
I believe in your evil!
The old lady hunts wild geese all day long, but she can't make the geese peck her eyes.
You must have taken the opportunity to inspect the goods on purpose!
Do you want to know if I am real or not?
snort!
The old lady is pure natural, non-silica gel, real gold is not afraid of fire!
Don't look at Jiao Jiao's arrogant mouth, she seems to read countless people, and looks like countless ex-boyfriends in love.
In fact, this is just an environmental influence, her unique way of living.
When she was very young, she helped out in the internet cafe at home. She was used to seeing people from the three religions and nine-rates. I don't know how many people saw Jiao Jiao's good-looking appearance, and they liked to tease her. At first, she would get angry and quarrel with people.
Gradually, she discovered that those men were paper tigers. When they said something rude, she just laughed, or laughed contemptuously, or even more rude words, which often made them embarrassed to come down from the stage.
Arrogance and self-protection complement each other.
No matter how much Jiao Jiao was interested in Lin Fang, she didn't plan to give herself up easily.
The girl who came out of the locker room saw Lin Fang at first sight, and also saw the annoying look of him and Jiao Jiao hugging each other after rubbing their temples.
This scumbag really has no window at all!
I don't know when it happened, why did you marry Jiao Jiao so quietly?
Jiao Jiao is a foolish woman. You know who Lin Fang is, so you dare to marry him?
Believe it or not, I will deceive all your pants and make you lose both money and money!
"Wow! Mi Lier, your clothes are too domineering, aren't they?"
"Mi Grains, you've done a great job! Just do this, go the way of others, and let others have nowhere to go!"
"Haha! With our rice grains supporting the field, those dog RDs who play sand dancing in public must be exposed!"
"Don't say that, other people dance the fashion veneer dance..."
"Fashionable veneer dance, when I haven't played sand dance, right? Those dog RDs, I wish there was a good thing!"
Mi Lier didn't seem to hear, and ignored the three men and one woman sitting on the sofa. She raised her brows, and the corners of her mouth slanted upward, showing a dangerous smile as she greeted Lin Fang.
"Lin Fang, when did you marry Jiao Jiao? Why didn't you invite my sister?"
Oops!
Jiao Jiao looked at Mi Li'er, and then at Lin Fang. She couldn't help but panic, pinched Lin Fang's arm, and whispered, "I'll deal with it, don't talk yet!"
"Oh! Mi Li'er, we're not married yet, please! But it's almost too soon... I just called in advance to get used to it."
Jiao Jiao's brain speed almost increased to the extreme. She tried her best to come up with a plausible reason. She said to Mi Li'er, "By the way, do you know our husband?"
"Know him? How could I possibly know him? That is, my sister knows this person, and I've only met him twice..."
Mi Li'er sneered, stepped on a pair of bright red high heels, walked slowly, and said, "Why, Lin Fang, we have lost a little weight, you don't know me and my sister? Do you want me to call me? Sister, let her come over to meet you? Let you catch up?"
Lin Fang could probably hear from Mi Li'er's tone that her sister was most likely one of her ex-girlfriends.
In this way, rice grains are roughly equal to... my ex-sister-in-law?
"Haha... Mi Li'er, what are you kidding? You and your sister Mi Sui'er look exactly the same. What's the difference between seeing you and seeing your sister? Your sister is so busy, so you don't need to call her specially. It's the same with you on the phone!"
Sitting on the sofa, the boy in the T-shirt with red and white letters listened to it and sensed an opportunity. His eyes lit up, and he stood up to help smooth things out.
"Jiao Jiao, don't stand still, just sit down, everyone!"
"Guo Mingliang, don't pretend to be a good person for me!"
Mi Li'er gave Guo Mingliang a white look~www.wuxiaspot.com~ and walked out angrily. When she opened the door, she looked back at Lin Fang and said, "Lin Fang, come here! Jiao Jiao, don't follow me first, I have a few words to tell him alone!"
I will not go!
I have a former sister-in-law with you, what can I say?
It is said that my sister-in-law is my brother-in-law's half-assistance. Although you are my former sister-in-law, we have to avoid suspicion!
Lonely man and widow, under the leadership of Guatian Li, in case you have any intentions against me, I will obey... or I will... or...
Bah!
What's so great about twins!
Lin Fang turned to look at Jiao Jiao, but did not move.
Whatever he promised, no matter how difficult it was, he had to do it. Lin Fang clearly remembered that his current status was Jiao Jiao's unmarried husband. Even if it was fake, even if it sounded awkward, he would still respect Jiao Jiao. Jiao's opinion.
As long as Jiao Jiao doesn't speak, even if the grain of rice pierces the sky, no matter how tempted the twins are, he won't move one bit.
Jiao Jiao was reluctant to let Lin Fang go out at first. With so many people present, she was most at ease with Mi Li'er. The girl's eyes were the highest in their small circle.
Who would have thought that this time, there is no need to worry about Lin Fang and Mi Li'er seeing each other, but what happened to Lin Fang and Mi Li'er's sister Mi Sui'er!
It's so difficult for me...
When Lin Fang looked over, Jiao Jiao's tangled heart completely relaxed.
We are obviously fake. You care so much about my thoughts and opinions. If it is a real couple or husband and wife, I must be very happy, right?
Note ①: Thanks to "The King of Lin Xu", "Liuyun Wdns", "Li Du's Poems of Ten Thousand Words", and "Fengshangshang" for their rewards.
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