I'm the best catcher in martial arts

"Disciple, meet the master!"

Shen Lian bowed to Wei Qingqingqing.

Compared with Guo Bujing, who works at Liumen and hits the back of the head with his busy foot, Wei Qingqingqing, a wandering hero, lives a free and happy life.

Today is in the east and tomorrow is in the west. You can do whatever you want and eat whatever you want.

When you see something unfair, take care of it if you want to, or don't care if you don't want to. Draw your sword and solve a thousand worries with one move.

When you encounter a dandy, whether it is the prime minister's son or the general's grandson, you can beat him or scold him if you want.

Except for the Chinese New Year, Wei Qingqing would return to Jinling for two months, staying from the twelfth lunar month to the first lunar month. During the rest of the time, Shen Lian could not find any trace of him.

When talking about Wei Qingqingqing, the first thing that makes people surprised is the name. If it is Wei Qingqing, this name is neither earthy nor elegant, but it is quite nice.

What's going on with Wei Qing Qingqing?

This is all because of his father's love debt.

Wei Qingqingqing's father has three beauties.

One woman, Fang Qingxia, was his first love and favorite woman, but she married another woman, which became a lifelong regret that he could not forget until his death.

One is Qi Qianzhi, the biological mother of Wei Qingqingqing. Unfortunately, she was frail and sick and died in childbirth. It was Mr. Wei's regret that he missed another beauty.

One is called Di Chujing. She not only saved Mr. Wei's life, but also fell in love with him. However, Mr. Wei was depressed because of the death of his wife and ignored the love between the beautiful woman. When he woke up, the beautiful woman had already shaved off her hair and became a nun.

In order to commemorate the three beauties, Mr. Wei took the word "qing" from each of their names, so Shen Lian's master was named Wei Qing Qingqing.

It seemed awkward at first, but after listening to it for a long time, I felt that it was very compelling. I understood the story, but I also felt that the grudges and hatreds of the past were really lingering and pathos.

In addition, Mr. Wei, the three beauties, have really nice names, and their naming skills are really good!

Wei Qingqingqing is a person who is both humble and polite, but also has a bit of animality, very similar to Shen Lian.

In most cases, Wei Qingqingqing will treat others with a gentle attitude, but once he offends his negative side, it will be the most dangerous thing.

Shen Lian had seen Wei Qing Qingqing explode with all her strength.

Wind knife and frost sword, a thousand and one strange moves.

With just one move, half of the mountaintop was blown to pieces by the sword energy, and the hundreds of bandits entrenched here were completely wiped out by Wei Qingqingqing's blow.

Not even a scumbag was left!

During such forceful attacks and bombardments, they were able to save the people who were plundered from the bandit's stronghold and went up the mountain. The more than twenty people kidnapped by the bandits were actually unscathed.

After seeing this powerful move, Shen Lian worshiped his master without hesitation and became Wei Qing Qingqing's third disciple.

"I heard that you have done a lot of great things recently. You are worthy of being my disciple. You have done very well, much better than your senior brother, but there is one thing that is not so good..."

Wei Qingqing drank from the clear stream and said with some dissatisfaction: "You have done so many things, but only Guo Bujing is famous. Why doesn't anyone mention me?"

Shen Lian twitched the corner of his mouth and said to himself that it's not that those people in the world don't mention you, it's that they don't dare to talk about you!

Although Guo Bujing doesn't follow the rules of the world, he is very reasonable. Are you being reasonable?

If anything makes you unhappy, the wind and frost swords will come down and the entire sect will be wiped out.

Naturally, this cannot be said to Wei Qingqingqing. Shen Lian quickly changed the topic, snapped his fingers, and Zuo Shi brought a brocade box with New Year's gifts in it.

"Master, my disciple went to Tianshan Mountain and personally picked Tianshan Snow Lotus for you. I wish you good health."

"Well, is there anything else?"

"My disciple's martial arts have greatly improved recently. The disciples under your old man's sect must be better than someone's disciples."

"Well, is there anything else?"

"My disciple picked up some treasures in Tianshan, which are of great benefit to Master's health, so I dedicated them to Master."

"You're so lucky, kid!"

With Wei Qingqing's level of martial arts, ordinary natural materials and earthly treasures have no effect. Even the thousand-year-old snow lotus can only be tasted or used to restore true energy.

If you want to benefit him, you need at least three thousand years of snow lotus, five thousand years of Ganoderma lucidum, or even ten thousand years of ginseng. The rest can only be made into medicinal foods.

The treasures of heaven and earth collected by Shen Lian in the Tianshan Mountains were divided into three parts equally. What he dedicated to his mother was mainly nourishing medicine and an amulet made of warm jade.

The amulet was used by Shen Lian himself when he was on the road, and Shen's mother liked it very much.

In addition to nourishing medicinal materials, there are also many precious materials dedicated to Guo Bujing and Wei Qingqingqing.

Such as chalcedony, warm jade, cold jade, and xuanjing.

Some can be made into jade pendants and amulets, and some can be strung into bracelets or carved into phoenix hairpins.

Relatively speaking, more finished products were given to Guo Bujing, and more semi-finished products were given to Wei Qingqingqing, because Wei Qingqingqing was more leisurely and better at various flower jobs.

"You've gained so much from this trip!"

Wei Qingqingqing picked up a dragon bone and sighed a little. Although he has seen countless treasures of heaven and earth in his travels, he has never seen such a strange beast.

Pity!

Only keel bones, no flesh and blood.

I don’t know what Jiaolong tastes like.

"You little naughty boy, you know I don't need these things, so you deliberately gave them to me just to let me help you make weapons. What do you want to make?"

Shen Lian raised his hand and took out the non-attack weapon: "My disciple got the non-attack weapon accidentally and has very little need for weapons.

The disciples use fists and kicks for close combat, and guns for mid-range, but their long-range methods are inferior. They want to make the dragon bones into arrows or throwing knives, and a crossbow.

As for the other parts, they can be dealt with as Master wishes. If Master finds it troublesome, he can ask Second Senior Brother to do it for him. What has Second Senior Brother been doing recently? "

Shen Lian's second senior brother Xu Xiaoyi lived in seclusion in a beautiful valley somewhere in the south of the Yangtze River. There were countless machine formations arranged there, and Shen Lian really didn't dare to disturb him.

Xu Xiaoyi's formation is really terrifying!

He has carefully studied the formation for several years and arranged it in the most suitable place. He can activate the atmosphere of the entire valley in an instant and suppress people for a long time.

Those who enter the battle will feel that the entire mountains, rivers and water veins are crushing them, and they will not be able to move even an inch.

Even with Shen Lian's divine power, it is extremely difficult to break away from the outer formation. If you want to break through the inner formation, you can only look at God's face.

Wei Qingqing curled her lips: "Your second senior brother has been very restless recently and wants to go out for a walk. He will go on a trip next spring. Do you have any suggestions?"

Shen Lian said: "In the spring of next year, my disciple will be sent to Dali as a military attache. Dali has beautiful mountains and clear waters, and the people are simple and honest. Second Senior Brother will definitely like it."

Wei Qingqingqing said: "That's it, I'll use this spine to temper the weapon, and leave the rest to the second child. He has nothing to do anyway, find something for him to do!"

Shen Lian rubbed his fingers: "Master, wouldn't it be a good thing for you to write a letter and ask the second senior brother to come to Jinling so that our master and apprentice can celebrate the New Year together in Jinling?"

"Okay, just do it!"

"Master, my disciple has recently learned a unique skill. I would like to ask Master for some advice. Let's go outside the city."

"Don't cry later."

An hour later, Shen Lian staggered back from outside the city. He went home to recuperate for three days, and then went to the sixth door to clock in and study the art of paid defecation.

If it were anyone else, he would have been reprimanded if he dared to do such a thing, but Shen Lian caused more trouble than everyone else combined, and his performance had already skyrocketed.

While Shen Lian fished quietly, the stewards at Six Doors felt even more at ease.

It’s the end of the year, don’t cause trouble and have a good New Year.

…

"Eldest brother, third brother, let one go!"

Shen Lian picked up the wine glass and drank it all in one gulp.

Lu Jianxing took a sip of wine and sighed: "The life of Jin Yiwei is so fucking uncomfortable. When you are a young official, you have to go out and risk your life. When you are an officer, there are people bigger than you. Not only do you have to go out and risk your life, but you are even more fucking miserable."

Jin Yichuan sighed: "Brother, stop talking. Aren't I even more unlucky? Among the four stalls in Dongchang, I am the only normal man. The way they look at me..."

"What's wrong? Want to castrate you?"

"If this matter is not handled well, it may be worse than being castrated. You don't know that there are so many people in Dongchang whose hobbies are different from those of normal people."

Jin Yichuan had a grimace on his face, thinking to himself that if I were to fall into trouble here, I would be completely shameless.

Lu Jianxing said categorically: "The trouble between the two of us is all our fault. If he takes us with him when he goes out to cause trouble, won't we all be safe?"

Jin Yichuan joked: "Eldest brother is right, it's the second brother's fault. Second brother, you punish yourself with three cups!"

Shen Lian: s(｀ヘ;)ゞ

This is what you said!

Don’t regret it when you get there.

Shen Lian said: "Since you said so, don't blame me. After the imperial examination next year, I will go to the Miao and Western Regions respectively, and you have to go together.

It was probably March in Miao territory, when miasma was everywhere, poisonous insects were rampant, and there were Miao people everywhere who knew how to cast poison;

It's probably June in the Western Regions, and the sun is so hot that it can turn people into mummies. There are also sand thieves who eat people without spitting out their bones, as well as poisonous scorpions and poisonous ants lurking in the sand.

Originally, I thought it was too dangerous to go to these places, but the two brothers took the initiative to ask for help. I definitely couldn't refuse the kindness of my eldest brother and my third brother.

Let's do this. Big brother will go with me to Miao territory to see if I can meet a Miao girl and find me a sister-in-law.

Third brother, follow me to the Western Regions. Your pretty face is so attractive, why not get a tan? "

Lu Jianxing: Σ(っ°Д°;)っ

Jin Yichuan: (\u003e_\u003c)

Are you speaking in human language?

They really took us into the ditch!

Seeing that the two sworn brothers were about to stage a "Tavern Murder Incident" out of anger, Shen Lian quickly took out his New Year's gift, a sword sharpened with dragon bones.

"Brother, this is made from the dragon's spine, tailor-made according to your height and arm length. It may not be as tough as your sword, and its true energy transmission is even better.

Third brother, these are the Yanling double swords made from the best ribs of the dragon, and there are two daggers, which are very suitable for your martial arts. You can use them for self-defense.

And this, this is medicinal jade, which can drive away poisonous miasma and poisonous insects. When we go to the Miao border, we can take a trip to Dali, which is a treasure land with beautiful mountains and clear waters.

This is the cold jade pendant. With this thing, you can stay cool even in the desert of the Western Regions. I have prepared the things. Brothers, let's..."

Before he finished speaking, Lu Jianxing snorted coldly: "With everything prepared so completely, it seems that you have been preparing to drag us into the water for a long time. You bastard is getting more and more stupid."

Jin Yichuan said: "Second brother, what you are doing is definitely wrong. We should be..."

Shen Lian stretched out his hand to hold Jin Yichuan's shoulder: "Are you going or not? Where do you come from with all this nonsense!"

Jin Yichuan said with a bitter face: "You have already killed me first and then told me, can we say no?"

Second brother, I need to make amends, otherwise I will cry in front of your house on New Year’s Eve. "

Shen Lian raised his eyebrows: "Okay, I will find ten girls from the Western Regions for you then. Remember to go to Li Guishou's house and prepare some kidney-tonifying medicine."

Jin Yichuan was ashamed when he heard this.

There is a miracle doctor named Li Guishou in Jinling. Jin Yichuan once visited him for treatment. During the treatment, he fell in love with his daughter, and he has been pursuing her fiercely recently.

In Jin Yichuan's eyes, Li Guishou is his father-in-law. If he asks his father-in-law for kidney-tonifying medicine, wouldn't he tell him that their son-in-law can't do it?

If others can't do it, there may be help. Jin Yichuan is in Dongchang, and he can't even think about it without being misunderstood.

How the hell do you get a wife like this?

"Second brother, don't be ridiculous. I am a serious person. I have never thought about Hu Ji, who is blond, blue-eyed, with a slim waist and big breasts. I have never thought about ten or eight. I am the most serious person."

"what do you want?"

"I heard that there is a magic medicine in the Western Regions called Nine Dragon Stone. My father-in-law must like it very much."

"Tch! You've already called your father-in-law before you've even written your horoscope. How can you be such a serious person?"

Shen Lian pointed at Lu Jianxing: "Our eldest brother is the serious person. When he entered the Miao village and saw the Miao girls, he must not have looked away. The more serious he is..."

"Second brother, I heard that the girl from the Miao family has skin as white as snow and a voice that is soft and waxy. She sounds better than a lark, and she likes heroes the most.

My face is far from handsome, but I look like a tough guy no matter what. Do you think they will like it? If they try to trick me, should I obey or not? "

Shen Lian said coldly: "Girls from the Miao family are all under the love spell. If you change your mind, the love spell will turn into 30,000 worms and gnaw at your internal organs."

"Is it really that powerful?"

"The Miao Gu technique is the best in the world!"

"Second brother, what kind of girl do you like? Is she soft and waxy from Miaojiang, or is she hot from Western Region?"

"I won't know until they finish dancing."

"Why do you want to watch someone dance first?"

Lu Jianxing said in his heart that you, a big old man, don't seem to know how to sing and dance. Songs and dances are not as attractive as wine and meat.

Jin Yichuan joked: "Look at the feet, this is carefully analyzed by thirty-six behavioral analysis masters in Dongchang based on 379 pieces of information."

Shen Lian snorted coldly: "Can't your Dongchang do something serious? What are you doing analyzing this thing?"

Jin Yichuan said very straightforwardly: "Of course it is to get wages, otherwise what else can you do? The East Factory is full of eunuchs, can they use a beauty trick?"

Lu Jianxing asked: "What's your evaluation of me?"

Jin Yichuan spit out two words: "Official fan!"

"Do you have any information about my senior sister Feng Siniang?"

"An old girl who can't get married!"

Before he finished speaking, there was an explosion from the tavern.

It is said that on that day, the fourth stall owner of Dongchang was chased and chopped down three streets. He was jumping up and down, and he was in a state of panic all day long. He did not go out until the end of the year.

It is said that on that day, Jinyiwei Zhenfu had half of his beard shaved off and hid at home refusing to go out to see anyone.

It is said that on that day, the evil demon king who chased souls through six doors changed his ways and returned to his right ways. He clocked in to work every day and no longer went to teahouses and restaurants.

It is said that on that day, many merchants in Jinling made a fortune. All the goods they had just prepared were sold out in one day. There was also a rich man who wanted to help them repair their houses so that they could celebrate the New Year with peace of mind.