I'm the best catcher in martial arts

Boring days will always be boring.

I clock in to work every day, I get paid to poop, I clock in and get off work at 1 o'clock, I go home to eat, sleep, and do morning exercises.

Before I knew it, it was the end of the year.

Shen Yumen was naturally going home to celebrate the New Year, and then he found out that he had been tricked by Shen Lian. The eldest wife and the three younger wives each held swords and formed a formation to besiege him.

The weapons in the hands of the four sisters-in-law are all tempered by the bones of dragons. Their true energy conductivity is extremely good. Even if their skills are not strong enough, they can still trigger the light of the sword.

The elder sister-in-law on one side was attacking with a sword, and the elder brother on the other side was dodging sideways. The four of them seemed to have formed a monster with eight arms and legs, and there was no flaw in their cooperation with each other.

Yan Xifeng and Qin Yulan's swords were full of force, Luo Jinfeng and Tang Sanmei's swords were shining, and their two swords formed a long curtain of light, densely surrounding them from all directions.

Shen Yumen was arrogant, thinking that his martial arts skills were advanced and experienced, and he was unwilling to overwhelm others with his skills. However, the more he fought, the more awkward he became, and he felt that his hands and feet were restricted everywhere.

As a disciple of Zhang Wuji, in addition to the Nine Yang Divine Art, Shen Yumen also had to teach the Great Shift of the Universe. With the blessing of the Nine Yang Divine Art, Shen Yumen had already reached the fifth level of heaven.

The great movement of the universe in the fifth heaven is enough to divert most of the power. When fighting alone, Yan Xifeng can be restrained with one move, and then he can get whatever he wants.

Even if there are three people duel, it only takes two moves at most to capture them alive easily.

Unexpectedly, under the siege of the four people, they formed a natural coordination, and the great movement of the universe was firmly restrained by the sword formation.

The art of positive and negative rituals is deduced from the Hetu Luoshu circulated in ancient China and the Bagua directions of King Fuxiwen. Its mysteries and subtleties, if studied to the extreme, will be even better than the Great Shift of the Ming Cult.

It's just that Yi Li is profound and difficult to understand.

At the beginning, He Taichong and Ban Shuxian of the Kunlun sect and the tall and short elders of the Huashan sect cooperated for the first time, but there was no tacit understanding. They could only understand 20 to 30% of the essence, and then they exerted their great power.

The positive and negative instruments used by Yan Xifeng and others were modified and perfected by masters such as Feng Qingyang, Tianchi Weixia, Wu Xingyun and more than a month of training.

The most important thing is that Wei Qingqingqing is very interested in this formation and gave some pointers.

Masters such as Feng Qingyang and Tianchi Weixia are proficient in martial arts moves and mental mysteries, but are not particularly proficient in formations. However, Wei Qingqingqing is a master of formations.

If Wei Qingqingqing didn't understand formations, it would be impossible to teach formation masters like Xu Xiaoyi.

The most powerful formation in Wei Qing Qingqing's life is called Liuhe Qinglong Formation, the full name is Liuhe Qinglong, Qiankun White Tiger, which is created out of nothing.

It is said that after the formation is activated, Wei Qingqingqing has 70% of his normal combat strength. The peak power of the formation is equivalent to Wei Qingqing's six-successful wind sword and frost sword.

It doesn't sound very powerful, but Wei Qingqing's martial arts are so profound, and with six powers, he is already an insurmountable mountain that 90% of Jianghu people can't overcome.

Although it was Yan Xifeng's four wives who were facing off against Shen Yumen, it was the four top masters and the wisdom of Liangyi Bagua who took action behind the scenes.

Unconsciously, the five people fought more than 300 moves.

Yan Xifeng was very satisfied with this. After practicing the formation for more than a month, he only understood more than 40% of the essence.

If you give her two or three years, until her skills become more profound and her cooperation becomes more tacit, even if Shen Yumen's martial arts is stronger, she will not be able to escape his delicate hands.

Shen Yumen was a little anxious, especially when he glanced at Shen Lian watching the show, he couldn't help but feel even more angry.

After the fierce battle so far, he has already seen that this is the positive and negative Liangyi sword formation. He also knows that this formation is extremely mysterious and wants to decipher it according to the Liangyi Bagua method.

Zhang Wuji cracked the formation in this way when he was at Guangmingding, and he once explained the relevant routines.

Then, it failed!

This is not a grassroots formation, but a formation modified by Wei Qingqingqing. How can it be broken so easily?

He wanted to rely on his rich experience and exquisite tricks to break the formation, but he was restrained.

Feng Qingyang has been practicing the Dugu Nine Swords for decades, and Wu Xingyun has learned a Tianshan plum-breaking skill that lasts for more than a year. In terms of moves alone, he is already the best in the world.

Their tempers, dispositions, and wisdom may all have their own shortcomings, but their tricks are incomparable.

At least, with Shen Yumen's martial arts level, it is absolutely impossible to win by relying on moves. This can even be said to be using one's own shortcomings to attack the enemy's strong points.

The four sisters-in-law were not as good as Shen Yumen in internal strength, so they relied on tricks to win. Shen Yumen did not use his skills to overwhelm others, but instead tried to use tricks, and was naturally beaten back again and again.

The formation is becoming more and more proficient.

They had only practiced at home before and had no specific experience in fighting. Now they have fought more than 300 moves. Not only have they accumulated rich experience, but their cooperation has also become more tacit.

The more Shen Yumen fought, the more depressed he became.

He has used all the exquisite moves he has learned in his life, and even created new ones on the spot. Even Feng Qingyang would praise some of the most exquisite moves.

But it still doesn't make any sense.

With a slight wave of the sword, the coup was instantly solved.

Unknowingly, after fighting for more than five hundred moves, Yan Xifeng and others were severely exhausted. They knew that it was impossible to win today, and they could not directly lose face to Shen Yumen.

The sword swung lightly and let out an explosive sound, taking the initiative to expose the flaw and expose the empty door on the right side.

Shen Yumen understood this, went straight into the palace, grabbed Yan Xifeng's wrist, and used the skill of using bare hands to grab the sword from her hand, and then held her in his arms.

Looking again, Shen Lian had already gone away.

After a couple makes up after a quarrel, they will definitely do some intimate things because their energy and blood are relatively high.

Shen Lian cannot delay the reincarnation of his niece and nephew!

If you don't have good eyesight, the formation that besieged your eldest brother just now will immediately fall on your head.

However, the eldest brother has more than one sister-in-law at home, and he has not seen her for several months, so the evening will definitely be very difficult.

The Nine Yang Divine Art should be able to hold on, right?

…

The next morning, Shen Lian clocked in as usual and walked towards him with a fat and smiling face.

Zhu Yueming, nicknamed "Smiling Face Xing Zong", is one of the six managers of the Six Doors. He is an all-around man who hides his secrets, hides a knife in his smile, and is ruthless.

Although Zhu Yueming's surname is Zhu, he is not a descendant of the royal family. According to the relationship, he should belong to the same village. There may be some relationship between his ancestors for eight generations.

Although there is no family relationship, his surname is Zhu after all, so he will still receive some attention.

Zhu Yueming does not feel ashamed about this, but rather enjoys it. First, he enjoys the privileges, and second, he enjoys others looking down on him. He likes others to look down on him.

Guo Bujing once commented that Zhu Yueming's greatest advantage is that he seems to have few advantages.

If the advantages are revealed, the enemy will base their plans accordingly, and the advantages may turn into flaws.

Zhu Yueming is a very cautious person. He would rather everyone look down upon him and think that he is a second-generation ancestor who relies on his surname to get by, rather than show off his abilities.

He prefers to use his brain rather than use force.

Although he is short, chubby, fat and white, he has a pleasant smile and sincere eyes. In fact, in terms of insidiousness, even Guo Bujing is slightly inferior in this aspect.

When he praises you, you have to be careful about the traps ahead for you to step on;

When he flatters you, you have to pay attention to whether you have fallen into his hands;

When he pats you on the shoulder to express intimacy, you'd better take off your clothes when you go back and examine your neck, shoulders, chest, and ribs to see if anyone has poisoned you.

Logically speaking, one should keep a respectful distance from such a sinister fat man, as far away as possible, but Shen Lian did the opposite and had a good relationship with him.

Although Zhu Yueming does things insidiously, he will not offend anyone as long as there is no conflict of interest with him.

At certain times, some self-proclaimed literati and intellectuals insulted the six gates, and Zhu Yueming would reply in an impartial manner, and was very eloquent and highly praised.

A scholar once ridiculed Guo Bujing, but Zhu Yueming heard it and scolded him with quotations from scriptures. The scholar went home and read books for five days before he understood what he said.

Then, that scholar's mentality completely collapsed!

How can a scholar who has read poetry and books be less talented than a common man from six sects and take the imperial examination?

Shen Lian and Zhu Yueming have a good relationship. On the one hand, he has defended his master, and secondly, because of his short and chubby appearance. He is really lovable, and the more he looks at him, the cuter he becomes.

"Lao Zhu, what's the matter?"

"After all, I am in charge of the Six Doors. Can't you be a little more polite? Be careful that I bear your grudge and give you small shoes so that you can't eat and walk around!"

"If you even remember this, how come you are so fat? You can accumulate so much fat because you have no worries. Those petty people are all mentally exhausted because of grudges, and they are all skinny."

Zhu Yueming narrowed his eyes when he heard this: "This theory is very interesting, but I do hold a grudge!"

Shen Lian snorted coldly: "What do you want? Just tell me, old man, I'm a coward and I can't stand being scared!"

"You are timid, who is brave?"

"Of course it's you. You're very brave for daring to bear my grudge. In order to prevent you from plotting against me in the future, I think I should find an opportunity to clear up the trouble."

Shen Lian: (．-`ω-)

Zhu Yueming: (￣□￣；)

"I heard that you went to Tianshan?"

"What's wrong? Do you want to go too? Then be careful of Tianshan Child Mother, I broke more than a dozen bones by her."

"I'm already so fat. If I put on a thick fox fur, I'd turn into a big snowball. I don't want to go to Tianshan. I just want a map."

"What do you want a map for?"

Shen Lian looked at Zhu Yueming with a smile.

For Fatty Zhu to be so entangled, it seems that the person who asked him to do something must have some background!

Zhu Yueming said with a smile: "I have a fellow countryman who wants to explore the Tianshan Mountains and asked me to help find a route map."

Shen Lian snorted coldly: "If you want to go to Tianshan Mountain, you can either follow the caravan or find a guide. There are many people who can draw maps. Why do you have to find me?"

"Because other people are just going for fun, and the top masters in Tianshan Mountain retreat are too lazy to pay attention to them, but my relative is going to Tianshan Mountain to explore..."

“Adventure or treasure hunt?”

"Treasure hunting! Give it to me or not!"

Zhu Yueming blocked the door directly, saying in his heart that if you don't give me the map today, I won't let you in. When the time comes, you will be recorded as absent from work and your master will punish you.

Shen Lian said helplessly: "The map is fine, and I'm not curious about who your relative is, but I need you to do something for me, a small thing."

"What's up?"

"I received a special piece of information. Gusu Murong seems to have some evil intentions. I was supposed to handle this matter, but now I leave it to you."

Zhu Yueming murmured: "Gusu Murong? How about doing the same thing to the other person? Their treasures are really quite big, and you just give them to me like this?"

Shen Lian rolled his eyes: "The most important thing our family lacks is money, and I don't lack martial arts secrets. No matter how many treasures they have, what does it have to do with me?"

"When will you start?"

"Let spring come next year. The flowers are blooming and it's a good day to do something. You have to take your time. If you make things worse, you won't be able to keep this fat body."

"When it comes to making trouble, who can compare to you?"

Zhu Yueming snorted coldly and began to think about who should be the one to take the front line. Zhu Yueming's style of doing things was that he could always rely on his own strength and never take action himself.

Shen Lian went in to draw a map. Looking at Shen Lian's scrawled strokes, Zhu Yueming said helplessly: "My fellow countryman is a prince, and his name is Zhu Wuwu."

"Which prince is this?"

"The Nineteenth Prince is just a little transparent. He knew that he had no success in the court, so he took the initiative to join the world."

"Let him be careful. There are many masters living in seclusion in Tianshan, and most of them have weird tempers, especially Tianshan Child Elder. If you mess with her, the consequences will be tragic."

Zhu Yueming said: "How did you run away?"

Shen Lian spit out two words: "Jump off the cliff!"

…

Maybe it was because I had done too much in the past few months, and there was really nothing to do in the twelfth lunar month. Not to mention Shen Lian, even Shen Yumen, a naughty monkey, stayed at home honestly.

The entire Jinling entered a quiet atmosphere, but the storm that was created was enough to shock the entire world.

The first person to take action was not Zhu Yuanzhang, but the Tianming Sect, which had been attacked repeatedly. The real plan of the Tianming Sect, Shan Yuru, was neither in Guanzhong nor against a certain prince, but to win over an important court official.

The name of that important minister is-Hu Weiyong!

As the prime minister of the current dynasty, with all the power in the government and the public, Hu Weiyong certainly did not lack money or women, and it was impossible for him to cooperate with the Destiny Sect just because of women.

In Hu Weiyong's eyes, the structure of the Destiny Sect is really too low. Even if there is a certain beloved concubine, what is there to care about? The biggest in the harem is the queen!

As long as Empress Ma is alive, no matter how young and beautiful the beloved concubine is, how good at bed skills, or how favored she is, she must remain dormant.

The harem was not allowed to interfere in politics, and the favored concubine could never influence the prime minister by blowing her pillow.

Absolutely impossible!

However, Hu Weiyong sensed a crisis.

When Shen Lian led Jue to quell the chaos, he broke into the Prime Minister's Palace and arrested his students. Of course it was because his students violated the law. Although Shen Lian was not afraid of the powerful, Zhu Yuanzhang's actions made him feel in danger.

——Zhu Yuanzhang found him very unpleasant!

——Zhu Yuanzhang dislikes the position of prime minister!

——Zhu Yuanzhang wanted to find an opportunity to depose the prime minister!

Based on Hu Weiyong's wisdom and his understanding of Zhu Yuanzhang, he could deduce Zhu Yuanzhang's purpose.

So what?

Resign and go into seclusion?

First of all, you are reluctant to give up. After finally reaching the top position among officials, how can you be willing to give up?

Secondly, he cannot retreat. Hu Weiyong represents not only his own interests, but also countless officials behind him. These people are intricately connected and form a huge network.

Further on, the cold wind howls;

Take a step back and see the cliff.

If Hu Weiyong retreats, countless people will fall off the cliff with him. In order to separate from him and save their lives, those people have only one choice.

——To add insult to injury!

Use the most vicious, cruel, ruthless, and inhumane way to make the most complete cuts.

Those aristocratic families will definitely do this.

Therefore, he could not retreat. He could only endure the cold wind on the top of the mountain and walk forward step by step until his strength was completely exhausted, and then he fell completely.

Although Hu Weiyong didn't think highly of these monsters from the Tianming Sect, they were still a big help.

Among other things, the intelligence of the Destiny Sect and the privacy of some sanctimonious hypocrites that they carefully collected were of great help to Hu Weiyong.

Hu Weiyong wants to fight!

Even if he will be broken into pieces in the end, he will still have a fight with Zhu Yuanzhang. He will never surrender!

…

Zhu Yuanzhang put away a piece of information.

This is the information sent personally by Lu Bing, the commander of the Jin Yiwei, recording who Hu Weiyong met at night, what he said, and what he did.

If Shan Yuru saw this information, she would probably be scared to death. She never imagined that Jin Yiwei's information was so rigorous.

Shan Yuru was confident that her intelligence was invincible, and Hu Weiyong was even more intelligent. Little did he know that Lu Bing had already planted a nail around them and was always ready to stab them in the back.

"Hu Weiyong, we really saw you right. You must jump out. The harder you jump out, the better!"

"Shan Yuru, we failed to kill you back then. We will definitely send you to the underworld this time. You'd better make more allies, especially Meng Yuan's allies."

"Who should I ask to do these things?"

"Biao'er is too soft-hearted. The fourth brother will lead an army to attack Xixia next year, and Guo Bujing will be his escort."

"Let the third child do it!"

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