I'm the best catcher in martial arts

Chapter 224 You almost put your hand in my pocket...

When acting, you have to do the whole thing.

In order to make the play more realistic and to discuss the affairs of Dongting Villa with Shen Lian, Zhang Danfeng invited Shen Lian to go boating on the lake, drink wine, taste tea, and fish.

Naturally, Dongting Villa has fishing rods.

Shen Lian doesn't need a fishing rod. With a flick of his wrist, his non-attack weapon transforms into a fishing rod, which is more majestic than any other fishing rod.

Zhang Danfeng fished calmly and leisurely without wearing a hat to protect the sun. It was obvious that he did not fish often.

Anyone who fishes frequently knows that you need to wear a helmet when fishing... to protect yourself from the sun. Otherwise, in just one or two months, you will be sunburnt and shine more darkly than the native Africans.

Maybe Zhang Danfeng doesn't like his pretty face and plans to tan into the same bronze skin as Shen Lian.

Shen Lian didn't know what Zhang Danfeng was thinking, but to prevent himself from being sunburned, he honestly wore a hat.

"Old Shen..."

"Stop! Let me make something clear first. How do you know this title? I am the youngest?"

"I met a person a few days ago, his name is Chu Liuxiang, and this is what he told me.

He said that you like this title very much. If I call you that, you should call me Xiao Zhang. This will make me look young and energetic..."

"Well said! Well done!"

Shen Lian secretly swore in his heart that the immunity gold medal given to Chu Liuxiang would be sent according to the Pin Xixi method.

Dear, 98% of your free gold medal has been credited. It only takes a little bit to complete the task. Please work hard to complete the task;

Dear, your get-out-of-jail-free gold medal is completed with only the last one percent left. Are you sure you want to give up now?

Dear, please invite three more people to help you complete the task, and you can get the immunity gold fragments;

Dear, your get out of jail free card...

If he is not allowed to cut off thirty-six thousand swords, he will definitely not be allowed to cut off the gold medal. I must make Chu Liuxiang remember deeply that the first sword in history is not Song Que, Kou Zhong and Bai Xiaolou, but the Pin Xixi Divine Sword.

It can also be said to be the strongest defense.

Even if you can chop the golden bell with one knife and want to hack me to death, you still have to forward it to 36,000 friends.

Shen Lian gritted his teeth and arranged for Chu Liuxiang, and even thought of giving him a sap while he was walking at night, tying him up and throwing him into the house, and then inviting all his lovers over.

Or one day while walking at night, the windows on both sides of the road opened at the same time, and dozens of wooden sticks flew out.

You can let Hu Tiehua do this.

Hu Tiehua must be very willing!

Zhang Danfeng smiled and said: "Old Shen, why do I think you are thinking about something bad? Let me explain in advance that this is what Chu Liuxiang said and has nothing to do with me!"

Shen Lian showed a charming smile: "Old Zhang, what's going on? Tell me quickly!"

"So straightforward?"

"It's not a good time to talk while fishing."

"Why?"

"There are likely to be safety issues."

"Dragged into the water by a fish?"

"If the two of us break up, I will secretly shoot you in the back and throw you into the water. I will immediately destroy your body and eliminate all traces. I will declare to the public that you did not pay attention to safety when fishing and were dragged into the water by the fish."

Zhang Danfeng only felt a crow flying above his head.

This group of crows not only flew around in circles, but they also knew how to speak and kept repeating two words.

——Idiot, idiot, idiot...

Zhang Danfeng felt that he should stay away from the lunatic Shen Lian, otherwise his brain would become abnormal and become insane in three to five days at most.

——Since I got mentally ill, I feel more energetic. I really feel more energetic!

"Old Shen, I leave the treasure to you. In addition to a large amount of gold and silver jewelry, there is also a map of mountains and rivers drawn by Master Peng Yingyu. I would like to exchange a favor."

"What favor?"

"These members of Dongting Villa are not rebels who are plotting to cause chaos. I want you to forgive them."

"Is there something wrong with your brain?"

"What's wrong with this?"

"Before you negotiate with me, shouldn't you ask others what I really think?"

Shen Lian rolled his eyes at Zhang Danfeng: "I am not even interested in you, a direct descendant of Zhang Shicheng, let alone the Tantai family, a martial arts family living in seclusion in Taihu Lake.

Do you think I am very idle?

Or do you think I'm a bloodthirsty beast?

These things really don't matter as much as you think.

Let me give you an example, Gusu Murong.

If Murong is content to be a martial arts family, the imperial court will not suppress him, but will give him support.

The reason why the Murong clan was annihilated was not because they believed they really wanted to rebel, but because they went too far in some things and the court had to deal with them.

The Murong clan of Gusu was stronger than Dongting Villa in all aspects, and they had been planning to restore the country for hundreds of years.

Even so, the court would not care.

To put it bluntly, to the imperial court, these are nothing more than thorny diseases. They can be easily removed as soon as they think of it, or they can be left to relieve boredom.

Or, as the prince's after-school homework.

Prince!

Not the prince!

He won't be a particularly important prince.

What is the important prince doing?

The prince supervises the country;

The fourth prince led troops to attack Xixia;

The second prince built the city defense;

The third prince is responsible for the Hu Weiyong case;

Gusu Murong, or Dongting Villa, just assign six doors to take care of the affairs, which is almost enough. "

Zhang Danfeng was a little curious: "Old Shen, are you so trusting of me? Aren't you afraid that I will take away the most valuable treasure and pose a threat to the Ming Dynasty?"

Shen Lian said seriously: "If it can really pose a big threat, it will definitely not be the treasure, but you, or your potential."

"why me?"

"Because your potential is so high.

According to my evaluation standards, you are a peerless strongman who can rival Ming Zun. In the future, you are likely to be on the verge of breaking the void and reaching the pinnacle of the martial arts realm.

Compared to the peerless master who can reach heaven and earth, the gold, silver and jewelry in the treasure are not of much value.

I'm not talking nonsense.

I'm not flattering you either.

I just give people fair scores according to the rating system I set. In this era, for warriors of the same age, your talent is at its peak.

The only person who can compare with you is the third son of Xiao Xilou, the leader of the Huanhua Sword Sect. Qiu Shui is the divine jade and bone. He rides on a crane and rides the wind to the Yao capital, Xiao Qiu Shui! "

"And you?"

"My martial arts talent can barely rank among the top 30 in the world, maybe the top 20. My understanding is not that strong. I am better at organizing and summarizing."

Zhang Danfeng showed an interested look: "According to your evaluation, who is stronger, Xiao Qiushui or me?"

Shen Lian silently calculated several times: "Xiao Qiushui's fortune is three or four better than yours, and he may reach the peak earlier than you, but after reaching the peak, the strength of the two of you is about the same, and you can't tell who is higher and who is lower. .”

Zhang Danfeng's adventures were not that many.

If you analyze the aura of the protagonist from the perspective of picking up secret books, picking up treasures, beauties taking the initiative to throw themselves into his arms, and being initiated and taught by martial arts masters, it is not even considered mid-range.

For example, Duan Yu and Xu Zhu are both inferior.

Zhang Danfeng's strength lies in his understanding. His martial arts are basically learned by himself.

Even in the volume "Xuan Gong Essentials", Zhang Danfeng did not practice step by step, but modified and perfected the secrets into the most ultimate internal strength.

The same goes for swordsmanship.

Wuming's swordsmanship is no less than Dugu's Nine Swordsmanship!

Xiao Qiushui is different from Zhang Danfeng. His life is like a game of fighting monsters and leveling up. There are countless adventures and all kinds of precious treasures.

Infinite elixir, masters teach skills, masters teach methods, and have sudden enlightenment on the battlefield. I have experienced it countless times.

Relying on countless adventures, Xiao Qiushui reached his peak in his thirties. At that age, Zhang Danfeng was still in the leveling stage and still comprehending martial arts.

The pinnacle of Zhang Danfeng's internal strength should be after he and Qiao Beiming were both injured, and in the process of recovering from the injury, he had an epiphany of martial arts and achieved a true mastery of internal strength.

Zhang Danfeng created the unknown swordsmanship when he was already in his nineties, and his life has reached his twilight years.

Although it is many years late, the peak of martial arts is the peak of martial arts. It is difficult to distinguish between the two. Xiao Qiushui is a master of immortality. Could it be that Zhang Danfeng is a martial arts practitioner?

They are all monsters with martial arts skills!

Zhang Danfeng didn't know Shen Lian's inner criticism, but asked enthusiastically: "How is your luck?"

Shen Lian answered very seriously: "My luck is inferior. Let's put it this way, if I roll the dice directly, I will definitely get the worst number.

If I don't use martial arts to cheat and play games of luck, I can almost always be defeated in every battle.

My luck in life may be exhausted by two things, one is reincarnation and the other is apprenticeship.

The Great Dao is fifty and the Heavenly Evolution is forty-nine. If you escape one of them, everything has a glimmer of hope. Bad luck is not unsolvable. For example, I can practice physiognomy.

I can find people with deep blessings and benefit from them, which can also be said to be taking advantage of my good fortune.

For example, a handsome young man with deep luck had just finished exploring a big treasure and got a lot of treasures. I didn't follow him in, but I guarded the door for him outside.

As long as Mr. Jun's face is thinner than the city wall, he will definitely not let me watch, and he will give me a part.

Lao Zhang, is what I did right? "

Zhang Danfeng opened his mouth wide, thinking, is there something wrong with this guy's brain?

According to Zhui Feng, every time Shen Lian was injured, his brain would be abnormal for a period of time.

Could it be that his brain was damaged by the Geshan punch?

"Lao Zhang, do you understand what I mean?

Lao Zhang, you must have figured it out, right? "

Zhang Danfeng looked at Shen Lian's left hand and said a little helplessly: "You almost reached into my pocket, how can I not understand?"

Zhang Danfeng has a very special hobby, which is to share the secret books he encounters with others at will.

In the original plot, the secrets of Xuan Gong were passed on to Wu Mengfu and others without asking for anything in return.

In fact, Shen Lian also has this hobby, but due to the rules of his sect, the secrets he has practiced can only be used by himself and cannot be passed on to anyone.

Generally speaking, when encountering an unexpected encounter, Shen Lian would take a brief look at the secret book, and if he felt it was more suitable for someone else, he would simply give it away.

The same is true for magical weapons.

A sword of Mikazuki Munechika's level was given directly to the junior sister without blinking an eye.

Most of the seven volumes of secret books that Zhang Danfeng obtained were authentic Xuanmen secrets, and there were only two martial arts. The most suitable for Shen Lian was, of course, the Tiger Roaring Emperor Fist.

Tiger Roaring Emperor Fist is a peerless martial art created by the Qiu bearded guest among the Three Fengchen Heroes during the Sui and Tang Dynasties.

Based on the Zhiyang inner power of the "Zhengyi Pure Yang Kung Fu" and combined with his destiny as the White Tiger Star King, Qiu Bearded Guest created this unique boxing technique. Although it only has four moves, it is so powerful that it can shatter the sky and crack the earth with one punch, and blast mountains with one punch.

With Shen Lian's internal strength foundation at this time, he was able to perform four moves of boxing, but he was unable to exert its full power.

Only by giving Shen Lian time to accumulate strength in battle, squeeze his potential to the limit, and reach the peak of his energy and spirit, can he unleash his strongest punch.

In other words, this is a desperate skill.

Tiger Roaring Emperor Fist is quite incompatible with Zhang Danfeng, but it is also very suitable for Shen Lian, so Shen Lian will not be polite.

In addition, Shen Lian also took away the Secret of Immortality.

This volume of longevity formula is of yin nature. It is a method left by Kou Zhong, a master of swordsmanship in the Sui and Tang Dynasties. It is a martial art.

This method is very suitable for Shangguan Xueer. Shen Lian was still worried about his apprentice's internal strength and was planning to trouble Wei Qing Qingqing, but now there is no need for it.

As the saying goes, brothers settle accounts clearly.

Shen Lian is not just taking advantage of others. He only communicates with friends when he comes back, otherwise he is accepting bribes.

"Lao Zhang, this is for you."

"What is this?"

"The token of Yaowang Valley. If one of your friends is seriously injured one day, you can use this token to ask Xu Qizhi, the master of Yaowang Valley, to treat you once for free."

"Thank you very much."

"I should thank you. Although the token from Yaowang Valley is precious, it is not as good as two volumes of secret books."

"Although martial arts secrets are precious, they are not as valuable as the lives of so many people. I am the one who says thank you."

"I didn't want to take action in the first place."

"You don't want to take action, but you need to deal with the Suzhou prefect. Do you know the Suzhou prefect?"

"I know him, he is my elder."

"The only official in your family is Shen Zaikuan, the top scholar in Jinke. Why do you still have relatives who are prefects?"

"The prefect of Suzhou, Cheng Yantang, is the biological father of my eighth junior sister Cheng Xiaodie. He is a reasonable man. I will go to him to discuss things and the matter will be over."

"Are you sure he's reasonable?"

"It's okay if you don't give others face, but why don't you give me face? Isn't this a big joke?"

…

Cheng Yantang was very considerate and turned a blind eye to Dongting Villa, treating it like a martial arts family.

Cheng Yantang was very disrespectful. The moment Shen Lian entered Cheng's house, he chased and beat Shen Lian with his walking stick. He circled the back garden three times and was out of breath. Shen Lian was afraid that he would die of breathlessness, so he took the initiative to be beaten by him. catch.

"Uncle Cheng, we can't do it, can we?"

"I'll beat you to death, you bastard. What did you teach my daughter? I...I..."

"Uncle Cheng, as the prefect, you definitely need to be reasonable. Let's be reasonable.

Junior sister works as a police officer, and she faces gangsters. She is so good-looking, if she doesn't teach her the experience of gangs and lakes, wouldn't she be taken advantage of?

I can’t say that the Jianghu experience I teach can handle all situations, but at least it can handle most situations.

Even if you can't beat him, you can still run away.

As a father, you must put your daughter's safety first. As long as your little junior sister is safe, no matter what means are used, you should be happy. "

"Happy, I'm happy for you uncle!"