I'm the best catcher in martial arts

"I thank you...I thank you, uncle!"

Cheng Yantang panted and chased Shen Lian.

"Yes, yes, please calm down. My uncle has been gone for a long time and is buried in Suzhou. You can go and have a look when you have time. The Shen family ancestral hall is... ah!"

Shen Lian got a cane!

Cheng Yantang was a serious scholar. He entered the official career through the imperial examination and knew a little martial arts. He was similar to the county government's police officer, so he was not incompetent.

If someone like Cheng Xiaodie, who has thin skin and tender flesh, is hit with a cane, his skin will be bruised, and his skin will be rough and thick, so the three hundred blows can only be regarded as a massage.

It's just that Cheng Yantang is an elder after all. If he gets a cane from an elder, he will definitely scream.

Otherwise, it will appear disrespectful to the elders!

Be respectful to your elders!

Never smile playfully when being beaten!

"Our daughter knew a thousand words at the age of five, recited poems and books at the age of seven, and learned the piano and harp at the age of nine. She was sent to Guo Bujing for six or seven years, and she was taught a female devil!"

"Goddess Catcher, that's Goddess Catcher!"

"Bah! Bullshit goddess catcher! How can I not know what a goddess catcher looks like? I don't know what the character of our daughter is. You have taught me bad things!"

Shen Lian casually started talking nonsense.

"Teaching is not strict, the teacher is lazy, the junior sister does not learn well, this is the responsibility of the master, you should blame me, master.

You beat him with a cane!

Do not have time?

How could there be no time!

I heard that you had quite a few political achievements in Suzhou, making Suzhou prosperous and prosperous, with good things for the people and good things for the people.

This year's New Year's Eve banquet at the palace, His Majesty will definitely issue a commendation, transfer you to Jinling, and promote you to the rank of Minister, either from the Ministry of Rites or the Ministry of Revenue, and you will definitely be a senior official.

On the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, you come to my master's mansion and I will open the door for you personally. You can have a good argument with him. If you feel thirsty, I will make tea for you myself. "

Shen Lian's righteous words seemed to be justice for Cheng Yantang, but no matter how I listened to these words, I felt that they were not human words and that he should be severely punished.

Cheng Yantang snorted coldly: "I already know all about your purpose. I have already taken care of what you did in Happy Forest. You can get out."

"Don't care about food?"

"I am an honest official and have never been corrupt. I can't afford to take care of your business with just the salary in my hand!"

"Uncle Cheng, I have good news for you. The thing you are looking forward to is already somewhat accessible."

"real?"

"When have I ever lied to someone?"

What is Cheng Yantang looking forward to?

In fact, it wasn't anything special. He just focused on Zhan Hongling's position. Since he couldn't give up his daughter's idea of ​​becoming a police agent, he tried his best to arrange a position for her that was leisurely, safe and visible.

The position that Zhan Hongling held before was a waste of time for agents who wanted to make a difference, but it was an excellent position for those who were just dawdling.

Cheng Yantang did not want his daughter to be rich and powerful, nor did he want his daughter to marry a prince and become a princess.

As long as my daughter lives happily, that's fine.

If he didn't really care for his daughter, respect his daughter's wishes, be a dignified Suzhou magistrate, and have a scholarly family, how could he allow his daughter to go to Liumen to work as a police officer?

Respect your daughter’s wishes and care about her safety.

Being a detective is too dangerous.

If caught by a gangster, the consequences would be extremely cruel, and no one would be able to accept it.

Therefore, Cheng Yantang dreams of letting Cheng Xiaodie replace Zhan Hongling and become a high-ranking vase.

It's leisurely, safe, and visible.

Originally there was little chance of this matter, but Zhan Hongling has recently handled several cases and has been transferred from the vase position to the "serious crime team", leaving her position vacant.

Shen Lian explained what happened with a smile, and then whispered: "Uncle Cheng, write a few letters and give them to my senior brother Tong Lin, and let him handle the matter.

Among the six digital stewards, Zhu Xiawu never cared about these things, Liu Jiyan and Xini, Li Xuanyi and Liu Dufeng despised this kind of position. No matter who Zhu Yueming belonged to, he would not offend, and he would listen to whoever offered benefits.

Zhu Yueming's place, I'm responsible for solving it.

As long as you write a letter to convince my senior brother, the position of Zhan Hongling will definitely be in the pocket of the junior sister.

How did your nephew do on this matter? "

Cheng Yantang smiled: "My nephew has done this very well. I will stay for lunch and try the famous Huaiyang dishes made by the best chef in Suzhou."

"The best cook in Suzhou? Which chef dares to brag like that? Don't brag."

"Once you have eaten the food she cooked, you will know what it means to be the best in the world. You dare not say that about other dishes. When it comes to Huaiyang cuisine, this woman ranks first."

"Woman? What's your name?"

“This woman’s experience is quite tragic.

She was originally the eldest daughter of the Dong Family Embroidery Village. When she was thirteen years old, her family fell into ruin and her parents were seriously ill. She spent all her property on medical treatment and eventually passed away.

Just when she was desperate, the famous chef from the God of Cooking came here to recruit disciples. No one expected that this young lady who was good at poetry, calligraphy and music would be chosen by the God of Cooking as his direct disciple and teach him many delicious and famous dishes.

Ten years have passed and she has become successful in her studies. She recently opened a restaurant in Suzhou, which is always full every day.

Her original name was Dong Bai, but in order to make a complete break with the past, she changed her name to Dong Xiaowan. "

"puff!"

Shen Lian took a sip of tea and spit it out three feet.

Dong Xiaowan!

This name is very famous.

How famous is it?

Just because of the word "Dong", some people actually say that Shunzhi's most beloved Concubine Dong E was Dong Xiaowan. Dong Xiaowan was captured by Hong Chengchou and dedicated to Emperor Shunzhi.

Not to mention the age issue, and not to mention that the word Dong E is Manchu, just this idea is enough to prove how amazing Dong Xiaowan's appearance is.

By the way, since someone was kidnapped into the palace, there would naturally be children to rescue her. Dong Xiaowan and Mao Bijiang's daughter Mao Huanlian was successful in academics and tried every means to rescue her biological mother.

Mao Huanlian joined a martial arts group for this purpose, and the name of that group was - Seven Swords of Tianshan!

What a great story!

Shunzhi was deeply moved after hearing this. He picked up the incense and lit nine incense scars again, and devoted himself to becoming a monk.

Kangxi was very angry after hearing this, and sent Eunuch Wei thousands of miles to find his biological father. Then he found that the emperor's throne was really very comfortable. Dad should continue to be a monk!

Shen Lian felt happy for Dong Xiaowan after hearing this.

Become a worshiper of the God of Food, open a restaurant and work as a chef. Although the life is tiring, it is better than being a joke on the Qinhuai River.

The Eight Beauties of Qinhuai?

Fuck your uncle’s Qinhuai Eight Beauties!

Only a bastard wants to be one of the Eight Beauties of Qinhuai!

Shen Lian smiled and looked at Cheng Yantang: "Uncle Cheng, such a great cook must be worth a lot of money. With your salary, can you afford to hire such a famous chef?"

There was no trace of embarrassment on Cheng Yantang's face. He had been a magistrate for so many years. Although he was an upright and capable official, he was still accustomed to saying what he said to anyone. In this small scene of sesame seeds and mung beans, the breeze was blowing on his face, and it was gentle and drizzling.

"Although my salary is not high, my wife's family is quite wealthy, so I can certainly afford it!"

"Uncle Cheng, has there been any major case in Suzhou recently? Do you need my help to investigate?"

"When you didn't come, Suzhou was always quiet. After you came, the largest gold-selling cave in Suzhou was in ruins, and you were responsible for the murders."

"The business done by Happy Forest should have been executed long ago. You, the prefect, are guilty of dereliction of duty."

"That case came from Wuxi."

"Does it make a difference?"

“Very much!”

Cheng Yantang took out an official document: "If you are really bored, you can take a look at this case.

This is a case in Hangzhou.

There is a plum village on the edge of the West Lake. Four hermits with high martial arts skills live in it, as well as several servants.

Three days ago, Meizhuang was wiped out and everyone was killed. The death was horrific. When the Hangzhou magistrate learned that you were here, he wanted me to ask you to handle the case. "

Shen Lian heard this and joked: "You don't even want to investigate the case in Wuxi, why do you care about Hangzhou's affairs?"

Cheng Yantang explained: "The magistrate of Hangzhou was my classmate and friend. We studied together, participated in the imperial examinations together, were sent to serve as officials together, and..."

"Which one of you has a higher ranking?"

"Of course it was me. Every time he took the exam, he was two or three places lower than me. I was steadily ahead of him."

Cheng Yantang looked a little proud.

Naturally, the relationship between classmates and friends is excellent, but since they are classmates, they must compare with each other in terms of grades.

Every time he took an exam, Cheng Yantang could steadily gain the upper hand, which was a great pride in his life.

Hearing this, Shen Lian took another stab.

"Uncle Cheng, as far as I know, the official positions of the prefect of Hangzhou and the prefect of Suzhou are the same."

"so what?"

"Your grades are better?"

"certainly!"

"You're ranked higher?"

"If you don't believe me, you can check it out."

"Your titles are the same."

"I beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep..."

Scholars also get angry sometimes.

When you are angry, you will want to hit someone.

Cheng Yantang really wants to hit someone right now!

Cheng Yantang suddenly felt that the lunch meal seemed to be wasted, and he shouldn't spend so much money on a treat.

This bastard.

Why specifically poke people's lung tubes?

"Uncle, you may have heard Xiaodie say that after I was injured, my brain wouldn't work very well for a period of time. Don't argue with me."

"snort!"

"What is the name of the prefect of Hangzhou?"

"His name is...Feng Shaoqing!"

Shen Lian: (⊙ω⊙`)

He still needs my help in investigating the case?

Wouldn't everything be fine if his daughter took action?

Who is Feng Shaoqing's daughter?

Feng Suzhen!

This name may not be very famous, but most people have heard of her classic Versailles saying.

It was the most successful, awesome, and shocking Versailles in history. It was simply extraordinary to the extreme.

Leaving home to save Li Lang~

Who would have thought that he would be number one on the imperial list~

I also went to the Qionglin Banquet~

I also beat the horse in front of the street~

Everyone praises me Pan Anmao~

It turns out that the gauze hat covers Chan Juan~~

This aunt is not the number one scholar in literature, but the number one scholar in both civil and military affairs. The number one scholar in literature was hand-picked by the emperor, and the number one scholar in martial arts was killed by force with her peerless martial arts.

Wen Wu is the first, Wu Wu is the second.

The first place in the imperial examination may be a bit unfair, but there is no big difference in talent and learning among the top three. They are all top-notch in the same batch.

There is absolutely no point in being number one in martial arts. Only by defeating all enemies and knocking them all to the ground with your extremely strong cultivation can you be considered number one in the world.

Today's Feng Suzhen is definitely not the best in the world in martial arts, but she is definitely a top figure.

I just don’t know if Feng Suzhen has learned the magic piano, and which demon is she trying to conquer?

It must have nothing to do with me!

Shen Lian had two meals, and packed up his things to go to Hangzhou the next morning. Zhang Shicheng's treasure could be left to Cheng Yantang, and Shen Lian didn't need to add any extraneous details.

Before leaving Suzhou City, he found Tantai Jingming waiting by the road. Looking at Tantai Jingming's big eyes that were deeper than the stars and the moon, Shen Lian could only raise his hands in surrender.

Having gone through hundreds of battles, he can smash huge mountains, raise huge waves, and turn rivers and seas upside down. His whole body is indestructible and he is invincible.

Feeling Tantai Jingming's gaze, Shen Lian couldn't use any of his abilities even if he had them.

"You are really my nemesis in my previous life."

"maybe!"

Tantai Jingming doesn't care much about her previous life or her next life, because she neither knows where she came from in her previous life nor where she is going in her next life.

Compared with the vast world, human life is just a blink of an eye. If you can't grasp the present moment and think about past and future lives every day, what fun is there?

Is it necessary to live without fun?

Life is always about having some fun.

Tantai Jingming is very good at finding happiness and likes to enjoy life, like a water lotus swaying in the wind.

She also has a unique determination and stubbornness.

Even Zhang Danfeng once lamented that if Yun Lei and Tantai Jingming were combined, what a perfect person they would be. Unfortunately, there is no if in the world.

Yun Lei is Yun Lei.

Tantai Jingming is Tantai Jingming.

"It's dangerous to travel with me."

"Can't you protect me? I heard that you have vowed to keep one side safe. If you can't even protect a little girl like me, how can you keep one side safe?"

"well said!"

Shen Lian's eyes were full of admiration: "Based on what you said today, if you are in danger, the more the enemy wants to hurt you, the more powerful I will be."

"What the hell kind of logic is this?"

"This is the mental method taught by my master. As long as you keep one thought, your power will be endless.

Fighting spirit is faith.

Protection is also faith.

The stronger my belief becomes, the stronger my strength will become, even exceeding the limits of my body, erupting with terrifying power comparable to the method of disintegrating demons. "

Tantai Jingming stuck out his tongue and showed a lively and cute smile: "What if I take the risk?"

Under her expectant gaze, Shen Lian said the most incomprehensible, disgraceful, and piercing words to her lungs.

"If you take the initiative to take risks, I will definitely not be able to inspire the slightest strength. As the saying goes, good words can't persuade a damn ghost. If someone actively wants to die, even if I have all kinds of magical powers, there is nothing I can do about it."

Tantai Jingming rolled his eyes: "Can't you say something nice? You must have been beaten a lot, right?"

Shen Lian explained very seriously: "It's not that I don't want to say nice things, but my mind is very special. When healing, my mouth moves faster than my brain. If you must blame it, it's better to blame Tantai Mieming."

"Why blame my cousin?"

"Who asked him to hurt me!"

"Did your brain get damaged?"

"Have you not seen the injuries on my body inside and out? There is no damage to my head at all!"