I'm the best catcher in martial arts

There is heaven, there are Suzhou and Hangzhou.

Shen Lian visited Suzhou for a few days last time and fished for shrimps in Taihu Lake. This time when he arrived in Hangzhou, he was accompanied by a beautiful woman, so he naturally wanted to have a good time.

When talking about Hangzhou, we have to mention West Lake.

When talking about West Lake, we have to mention Leifeng Pagoda.

When it comes to Leifeng Pagoda, we have to mention the shocking words Xu Xian said under the coercion of Fa Hai.

——I am willing to indulge in female sex!

What is the original story of White Snake, what are the specific meanings of each version, what local customs are involved, what satires and praises are involved...

Shen Lian doesn’t remember any of this!

Is Xiaoqing a boy or a girl?

Is Fahai good or bad?

Is the collision of ideas from Confucianism, Buddhism and Taoism a satire on rigid dogma, or is it praising free love?

Shen Lian really didn't understand this.

If you can understand these profound thoughts, you won't have to train hard to become a reckless man who can collapse mountains with one punch.

What Shen Lian remembers most clearly is that apart from the powerful Tianlong, all the Bai Suzhens were great beauties.

Some are elegant, some are charming, some are gentle, some are tough, and some are crazy about love. Even after more than a thousand years, they still have not given up on love.

When Shen Lian was busy writing, he once sent a hodgepodge of White Snakes in his memory to Tianji Pavilion, so that they could modify them at will.

Tianji Pavilion didn't know how to modify it, so it sent it to various major theaters and asked the theater troupes to arrange programs accordingly.

Each troupe intercepted a part and then improved and innovated it. Some of the changes made no sense, some made people cry, and some cried and cried to find the original author and ask him to explain.

Several years have passed, and almost all state capitals have corresponding versions of the Legend of White Snake, which has also made the Broken Bridge of West Lake a holy place of love in the hearts of countless people...

Of course, accidental injuries cannot occur.

Some people secretly sneaked into the Sutra Pavilion of Jinshan Temple to find out if there was any copy of the "Dharma of the Great Mighty Dragon Bodhi";

Some people secretly sneak into the Jinshan Temple pagoda to look for snake bones and inner elixirs left by the thousand-year-old python;

There are also some people who are not in good relationships and have to vent their anger. No one can do anything about these things.

Shen Lian was even more helpless.

Fortunately, there was no signature at the beginning, and it was written with the left hand, which was completely different from my own handwriting. Otherwise, if Jinshan Temple found out about it, the consequences would be disastrous.

It is impossible to trace the origin.

There are so many versions and the repertoire is so complex that even the emperor asked the court musicians to rehearse it several times. Even if Guo Bujing were to search it out, Guo Bujing could only hang Shen Lian up and beat him up all night long, torture him to extract a confession, and ask for the truth.

Looking for evidence?

Even if Di Renjie was still alive, no evidence could be found!

Looking at Shen Lian's dull eyes, Tan Taijing knew that Shen Lian was distracted. In recent days, she had become accustomed to Shen Lian's frequent distractions. She reached out to Shen Lian's lower back with her jade hands, grabbed the soft flesh of his lower back, and lifted it up. In a circle.

"Hiss~~"

Shen Lian, who was imagining Bai Suzhen, made a sound of spitting out a letter in his mouth, and instantly regained consciousness.

"What are you thinking about?"

"Snake spirit!"

Tantai Jingming put more force on his hands: "You must be thinking of Bai Suzhen, right? I wonder which Hua Dan plays Bai Suzhen that Captain Shen likes? Zhao, Wang, Liu..."

Tantai Jingming grew up in Suzhou since he was a child. Naturally, he has heard of The Legend of White Snake, and is also very familiar with the theaters in Suzhou and Hangzhou. There are three local theater troupes that can perform The Legend of White Snake, each of which has a famous actor.

Shen Lian changed the topic without leaving any trace.

"I rarely come to the theater to listen to plays. My biggest impression of the land of Suzhou and Hangzhou is Liu Yong's poetry. I have a marksmanship that evolved from this."

"Looking at the tide?"

"My move is called Yanliu Painting Bridge."

Of course, the two of them would not go to the theater or watch any famous actors' plays. Instead, they went to the Hangzhou government office.

Shen Lian had been to Hangzhou before and had met the Hangzhou prefect, but that person had been killed by Lao Zhu. The current prefect, Feng Shaoqing, was transferred last year.

Feng Shaoqing and Cheng Yantang are the same age, but their bodies are very different. Cheng Yantang is a standard scholar, while Feng Shaoqing has already gained weight and weighs at least 200 kilograms.

Compared to Cheng Yantang's bookish temperament, Feng Shaoqing is more like a businessman, with a rich physique and strong affinity.

Feng Shaoqing always had a smile on his face, and his smile was more sincere than Zhu Yueming's. At least Shen Lian couldn't read the insidiousness, cunning, and hypocrisy from this fat face.

Of course Feng Shaoqing is not an upright official.

Not being an upright official does not mean that he is ignorant and incompetent, nor does it mean that he will assume a calculating posture and plunder all kinds of interests at any time and in any place.

That kind of life is so boring.

He Shen, the most corrupt official in history, does not always plan everything. He will enjoy what he should enjoy, and he will also give some support when he meets juniors who appreciate him.

Shen Lian had no conflict with Feng Shaoqing, and even came to help him. He naturally greeted him with a smile.

"Shen Lian, a humble official, has met Mr. Feng!"

"I have long heard that Shen Captou is as powerful as a god. I originally thought it was just a boast from the Jianghu people. But when I saw him today, he is indeed extraordinary. He is like a King Kong in the world."

"Master Feng is so complimentary."

"No false praise, no false praise, how can this be regarded as false praise? Shen Captou has come all the way, and I have already set up a reception banquet for Shen Captou to cleanse himself from the dust."

"Shen is disrespectful."

"Is this girl from the same family as Shen Baotou?"

"She is the eldest lady of Taihu Dongting Villa."

"That's it, Miss Tantai, please."

Tantai Jingming was shocked. Shen Lian had only mentioned Dongting Villa but not her name, but Feng Shaoqing immediately said her last name.

Dongting Villa is far away in Piaomiao Peak. The Tantai family rarely communicates with the outside world. It is more like a martial arts family. It would not attract the attention of the government, let alone Feng Shaoqing who is far away in Hangzhou. How did he know?

Not only know, but remember very clearly.

He is worthy of becoming the magistrate of Hangzhou!

Shen Lian sent a message into the secret: "Don't be shocked. It was probably Cheng Yantang who told him that when asking for help, you should always investigate the identity of the guest and ask if there are any special taboos. Otherwise, wouldn't it be a waste of effort?"

Tantai Jingming smiled and said: "Master Feng, I heard that you were born as a Jinshi. Why would you pay attention to a reclusive martial arts family like ours from a scholarly family like ours?"

Feng Shaoqing waved his hand: "I am completely different from those pedantic fake Taoists. I like martial artists very much. My daughter once learned martial arts from an expert."

"I wonder who the master is?"

"The master didn't mention his name, and he didn't decide on the relationship between master and apprentice, but the martial arts passed down were very high.

I have more than a dozen worshipers at home, including Wudang, Shaolin, Emei and Kunlun. Together, they are no match for my daughter’s three moves, let alone that master.

Judging from the expression on your little girl's face, I must feel that I have been deceived and that those people are just third-rate people.

wrong! wrong! wrong!

Among the worshipers I invited, the worst one was a top-notch master in the world, and the strongest one was Yan Renying, one of the Three Elites and Four Elites of Emei, who was very skilled in swordsmanship.

According to Mr. Yan, the master who taught my daughter Kung Fu had extraordinary martial arts and was a top figure in the world.

What a pity!

The master looks down on my daughter.

It is a pity to only teach skills and not accept disciples! "

Feng Shaoqing said it was a pity, but the expression on his face was quite proud. He didn't want to settle on his name.

Once a teacher, always a father.

If the title is determined, he will be equivalent to Feng Suzhen's half biological father. He can make many suggestions and even have decision-making power about Feng Suzhen's future.

Feng Shaoqing was naturally very reluctant to do this.

In his opinion, if his daughter wants to marry into a wealthy family, become a royal wife, and practice martial arts to strengthen her body, she only needs to improve her ability to protect herself, and does not need to achieve much.

To put it bluntly, when the Feng family is in danger, even if they don't have the status of master and apprentice, with the pampering of Feng Suzhen by that peerless master, can they just stand by and watch?

Tantai Jingming asked: "In that case, why didn't the young lady take action in the murder case at Xihu Meizhuang?"

Feng Shaoqing glanced at Shen Lian.

Shen Lian smiled and said: "Master Feng is probably worried about getting interested in handling cases, so he wants to follow Cheng Xiaodie's example and join the Six Doors and become a female detective. Am I right?"

Feng Shaoqing sighed a little: "Lao Cheng does everything else very well, but he is too doting on his daughter and doing things like being a police officer is really not suitable for his daughter's family."

Shen Lian did not refute, but agreed with Feng Shaoqing's words, and he agreed sincerely.

Female agents are indeed very dangerous.

The risk increases exponentially with appearance.

Everything is fine when nothing happens, but if something unexpected happens, it is simply more terrifying than death.

When Shen Lian teaches his junior sisters, he will not undermine their self-confidence, but he will use various methods to teach them to be more vigilant and not to trust anyone easily.

Zhou She, who was captured by Shen Lian at the beginning, was the best teaching aid, showing the junior sisters in all aspects how the beasts in disguise behave when they deceive others.

Danger, danger, danger!

The world is dangerous, safety comes first, and Qinggong is king.

Safety, safety, safety!

When encountering danger, do not be reckless, safety comes first.

If you encounter a strong enemy, you should find a way to notify the senior brothers who are handling the case nearby, or lead a siege. If you can use the human sea tactic, you should never risk a duel.

Shen Lian and Feng Shaoqing had a lot to talk about. They talked happily, and the host and guest left happily.

…

"I didn't expect you to have this ability."

Tantai Jingming's voice was slightly dissatisfied.

"Talking to people and talking to ghosts is the most basic skill. Feng Shaoqing has become the prefect of Hangzhou. This skill has already been perfected."

"I'm talking about you, isn't there something wrong with your brain? Aren't your words moving faster than your brain? I didn't see you like this when I was talking to Feng Shaoqing!"

Tantai Jingming's eyes were slightly red, as if he realized that he had seen the wrong person, and he felt more and more disappointed.

Shen Lian looked at Tantai Jingming lovingly: "That's the question I'm answering. Feng Shaoqing has long known my habits and guided me during the conversation.

The two of us had a great time chatting. In fact, the rhythm was completely under his control. This guy was already very good at observing people and changing topics.

How does he know my habits?

Of course Cheng Yantang told him.

My classmates all knew about my habits. The eighth junior sister told Cheng Yantang, and Cheng Yantang told Feng Shaoqing.

Feng Shaoqing had already made preparations, thinking about what topics to talk about and how to change the topic.

I know that you still have a question, that is, how can I, a mere little policeman, be worthy of being treated so seriously by the Hangzhou prefect? ​​Is it just for the sake of the case?

no!

of course not!

Feng Shaoqing has been trying to trick me.

What he wants to ask is not me, but my two sworn brothers, Lu Jianxing, the governor of Jinyiwei Town, and Jin Yichuan, the fourth stall leader of Dongchang. This is his goal.

Do you know why I was wandering around Suzhou and Hangzhou instead of returning to Jinling to report on my work? Because Jinling is very dangerous now.

I can't tell you the specific danger. I can only say that this matter involves many people. Feng Shaoqing asked Cheng Yantang to find me to investigate the case, not for the sake of the case, but to find out from me the movements of Jin Yiwei and Dongchang.

The old fox, who has been in officialdom for twenty years, has long been accustomed to using the most sincere and sincere attitude to find the necessary information and ensure his own safety.

Feng Shaoqing's language and style are very sincere.

Feng Shaoqing was very sincere when he wanted to trick me.

Now, do you understand? "

After listening to Shen Lian's long speech, Tantai Jingming burst into laughter and squeezed Shen Lian's arm gently.

"What I just said was correct."

"What words?"

"Your brain is very normal. Your mouth does not move faster than your brain. As long as you want to control it, you can control it at any time, just like now."

The more Tantai Jingming talked, the more proud he became: "When you saw my tears, you immediately explained in a hurry.

The structure is clear, the language is concise, and it goes straight to the core. Even if my husband teaches it, it is not so detailed.

My lovely Shen Captou, you fell into my scheme after all. This is your biggest weakness. If I grasp your weakness, I will be invincible. "

Shen Lian:o(╥﹏╥)o

What's hiding in your head?

What kind of brain circuit is this?

"Don't think about these things. Just remember that you lost to me tonight, and you will lose many more times."

Tantai Jingming blushed and ran out of the room.

Although she is a very decisive and bold person, this is the first time in her life that she has been so bold.

His heartbeat was racing, his face was red with embarrassment, and his cheeks were as hot as if he had a fever. He covered his head with a quilt, and even though he was sweating profusely from the heat, he didn't dare to expose his head.

…

The next morning, Shen Lian got up and did morning exercises.

Usually during Shen Lian's morning exercises, he would either practice boxing alone or lead a large group of people to practice Tai Chi vigorously, but today was a little different.

Shen Lian sweated in the sunshine, and along with the sweat beads falling was the melodious sound of the piano.

The sound of the piano rises from nowhere and disappears from nowhere, as if it comes from thirty-three days away and is dispersed by the wind in the vast starry sky of the universe.

The simple song "Pu'an Mantra" made the whole manor become peaceful and peaceful. The maids, servants, cooks and grooms, the master and his wife were all in high spirits.

Shen Lian felt a little surprised, but he did not fight back with his inner strength, but took the initiative to accept the soothing music.

As the sound of the piano spread farther and farther, Shen Lian felt that the evil barrier of murderous thoughts in his heart was dissipated, and even the state of frenzied heart seemed to have been overcome.

Could this be the legendary Demon-Conquering Piano?

It is said that the Demonic Qin and the Demonic Qin of the Demon Cult are from the same origin, and they complement each other.

How true or false is this rumor?