I'm the best catcher in martial arts

Shen Lian set off for southern Sichuan.

Alone.

There is only a BMW and a yellow dog around.

It has been a long time since Shen Lian traveled alone. Unexpectedly, Tantai Jingming and Zuo Shi had to escort Shangguan Xueer and Qu Feiyan to Guanzhong, so Shen Lian could only go to southern Sichuan alone.

Although Qu Feiyan is very lively and intelligent, he is not unruly and listens very much to his elders.

Shangguan Xueer is well versed in the tempers of the Catching Gods. If she doesn't make her master angry to death, she is very filial.

If only Tantai Jingming was there, he would certainly not be able to take her back, and the little one would have to run away halfway.

Zuo Shi must go with him.

Add some brine to the tofu, and one thing will be reduced.

Shangguan Xueer is not afraid of Shen Lian, nor is she afraid of Feng Siniang, who is also a witch, nor is she afraid of Tantai Jingming. What she is most afraid of is Zuo Shi, who cannot bear Zuo Shi's gentle sword.

Who made her lack the love of her parents since she was a child?

Shen Lian is a strict father.

Zuo Shi is a loving mother.

Feng Siniang is a stepmother with a compatible personality.

Tantai Jingming is a more doting stepmother.

Well……

Never disclose this evaluation.

Otherwise, neither the master nor the disciple will get anything good to eat!

Tantai Jingming has never been to Guanzhong, so naturally he doesn't mind going to Guanzhong to have fun, meet Shen Lian's friends, and stop by Yan Liben's house to enjoy the autumn breeze. The Yan family's most indispensable thing is jewelry, and they can make two pearl sweatshirts.

Shen Lian was a little helpless as he walked alone.

Su Shi is holding the yellow dog on his left hand and holding the blue sky on his right hand. I have a yellow dog on my left hand but no goshawk on my right shoulder.

Where can I find some falcons?

Wang Lianhua seems to have an eagle, and it is a giant eagle that can carry people. I want to ask for a few during the Chinese New Year.

We also enjoy the feeling of enjoying the Condor Heroes.

Shen Lian was thinking wildly, and the big yellow dog beside him suddenly barked. Before Shen Lian could raise his head, a flash of sword suddenly struck, slashing towards the left side of Shen Lian's face.

After the light of the sword were five arrows, and behind the arrows were two judge pens. Three murderous intentions struck at the same time.

Shen Lian snorted coldly and stretched out his hand to grab it.

There was only a crisp sound of "Gaba", and the Ghost Head Sword was twisted into several pieces by Shen Lian, and the swordsman's arm was also broken. He stretched out his hand and flicked it lightly, and the pure Yang Qi blocked the arrow, and his five fingers flicked , push back.

"Bang! Bang!"

After two soft sounds.

The swordsman fell to the ground clutching his arms, with seven or eight steel knife fragments stuck in his chest, and blood was pouring out.

The killer who used the Judge's Pen was pierced through the chest and abdomen by arrows, his internal organs were broken, and he died in despair.

"Who are you? Why do you want to kill me?"

"My name is...a knife in the face..."

"A knife in the face" is a famous killer in southern Sichuan. The way to kill is to chop the opponent's face with a knife. This is his unique trademark and his proud stunt.

"Who asked you to kill me?"

"A beautiful...beautiful woman, offered me three thousand taels of gold to kill you...you are not..."

Shen Lian twitched his lips: "I seem to understand what you mean. Someone paid you to kill someone, but you were stupid and killed the wrong target, right?"

I thought there had been a lot of trouble recently, and someone wanted to skin me, but it turned out to be an unintentional disaster.

This is so unlucky!

"May I ask your surname?"

"Is this important?"

"If the killer fails, he will definitely die. I just want to be clear. Your Excellency is definitely not an unknown person."

The knife on the face was quite tough, and he had already prepared for death. To be precise, the killer is a person who walks between life and death, all of them are half alive and half dead.

Shen Lian cleared his throat: "If you knew who I was, I'm afraid you would be even more stubborn. A mere three thousand taels of gold, and paying a deposit is far from enough!"

"Are you worth thirty thousand taels of gold?"

"If you add another zero, it should be helpful for the stupid person to take orders. My name is Shen Lian."

"Shen... Shen Lian...ah!!"

Hearing Shen Lian's name with a knife on his face, he felt deep-seated fear, but also the humiliation and resentment of being fooled. His heart was broken, and his body fell to the ground.

Shen Lian: ┓(`)┏

Is my name that scary?

It seemed that that person was really coming for me.

A knife in the face didn't kill the wrong person!

It was his employer who deliberately misspoke about the target.

Killer?

interesting!

Shen Lian got off his horse, took out a stack of banknotes from his arms, and let the big yellow dog smell it.

The big yellow dog snorted a few times, indicating that it had smelled the special smell on the banknote, and it was not far from here.

"Dahuang, lead the way!"

Holding the horse in one hand and the dog in the other, they walked forward slowly.

As a master of body training, Shen Lian's body is much stronger than ordinary people, and his sense of smell is also very keen. From this stack of banknotes, he can smell the faint scent of daughter.

However, Shen Lian can only sniff banknotes and cannot find people based on their smell. After all, this is the big yellow dog's specialty.

We can't let the big yellow dog lose his job, right?

A tracking dog that has been trained for a long time has to make a living by being cute, which somewhat damages the dog's dignity.

Now that I have arrived in the land of Sichuan and Sichuan, and I think of making a living by being cute, I have to mention Chi You’s mount, the ancient iron-eating beast, the prison-piercing beast, the giant panda.

I wonder if I can see pandas?

Can pandas in the martial arts world know kung fu?

Would it be safer if I went looking for the treasure left by Chi You and took a few pandas with me?

What do pandas like to eat the most?

The big yellow dog grunted, and Shen Lian flew to the edge of the universe with his thoughts, looking for the beauty who wanted to assassinate Shen Lian. Of course, that person was a beauty, otherwise how could there be such a light and elegant daughter's fragrance?

Shen Lian was stopped in his tracks.

The person who stopped Shen Lian was a slightly fat man. His face was as round as a pancake that had just been spread out.

There is a mustache at the corner of his mouth.

There are many people with two beards in the world, and there are also many people without beards. With only one beard, he is definitely the only one in the world. This is his trademark.

His name is Peng Jian.

Master of the flying camel tribe.

He is also the butler of Bai Xiong.

The beard on his face was cut off by Bai Xiong when he was competing with Bai Xiong in sword fighting.

Shen Lian took two breaths of cold air and used the cool autumn breeze to drive away the chaotic thoughts in his mind. After all, before meeting Peng Jian, Shen Lian had already thought of riding a panda and pretending to be a descendant of Chi You to unlock Chi You's treasure.

"Hi~his~ Peng Jian, seeing you here, there should be no good news. If I guess correctly, this is definitely not Bai Xiong's order. You betrayed him!"

"As expected of Shen Captou, nothing can be hidden from your eyes. Bai Xiong is in a very bad situation. For his safety, please Shen Captou go to the meeting alone."

Peng Jian looked at Shen Lian politely.

He has been a housekeeper for many years and is used to greeting others with a smile, always smiling.

Shen Lian joked: "Going to a meeting alone? I'm actually not good at using knives. I prefer to use guns, and this allusion is not used well. Mr. Guan went to a meeting alone, and it hurt the host's face. I think you should use the allusion of Hongmen Banquet." , it looks majestic."

Peng Jian followed the good example and said: "Shen Captou, my master has prepared the Hongmen Banquet and invites you to the banquet."

"Do you want to take away my weapon?"

"Captain Shen is joking, how dare you think of such a thing with this little effort?"

"You can use Bai Xiong as a threat!"

"It may be effective against others, but it will definitely be ineffective against Shen Captou. Why waste your efforts?"

Peng Jian was overwhelmed with emotion.

Shen Lian is by no means a person who is threatened by others. If they dare to use Baixiong to coerce Shen Lian and make Shen Lian do things that go against the bottom line, Shen Lian will definitely fall out immediately.

I am not threatened by anyone!

I will only avenge my good friend!

Shen Lian reached out and teased the big yellow dog: "You may not know that if you hadn't come, the big yellow dog would have been able to lead me to the target. Don't play tricks. You are not a person who is good at playing tricks. Don't waste your efforts!"

Speaking of this, Shen Lian's tone became cold.

"You should conserve your strength and think about how to survive under my gun, because I may kill people when I get there, so you have to be prepared."

When Peng Jian heard this, cold sweat broke out on his forehead.

Shen Lian didn't use any tricks, but his god-like and demonic power alone made him tremble.

If Shen Lian takes the opportunity to take action...

What qualifications does he have for Shen Lian to launch a sneak attack?

Peng Jian put his heart in his stomach!

This was the first time in his life that he felt that there was nothing wrong with being an ant, at least he could save his life.

"Can you tell me who invited me? Which force do you belong to?"

"My master's name is Bao Tianbing. He is Capt. Shen's favorite beauty. I can't tell Capt. Shen anything else. When we get there, my master will answer his questions in person. There is no hostility whatsoever."

Peng Jian is not a talkative person.

Something can be said.

There are some things that cannot be said.

There are some things that only the host can say.

Shen Lian casually grabbed a piece of dogtail grass and used it to tease the big yellow dog, and sneered: "Do you know the difference between humans and dogs? The difference is really huge.

When a dog wants to bite someone, it will bark with all its strength and show its fangs. Everyone knows that the dog wants to bite someone and will subconsciously avoid it.

When people want to harm others, they will try to be gentle and sweet-talking, saying, "I have absolutely no hostility toward you." Don't you think that's ridiculous? "

Peng Jian did not answer this question.

Shen Lian ridiculed him and his master as inferior to dogs.

Peng Jian can admit that he is inferior to a dog because he is a traitor, he has no loyalty, and he turns against his master.

Peng Jian couldn't admit the second half of the sentence.

Otherwise his master will definitely kill him!

It's like killing a dog!

…

The place where Bao Tianbing lives is a deep valley.

Maybe it's because the mountain wall blocks the cold current, or maybe it's because there are special fire veins underground. Even in late autumn, flowers are still in full bloom in the valley, and the garden is full of fragrance. You can even see heat in the distance, which is the heat of the hot springs.

"This place is actually very nice. If you live in this kind of place for a long time, no matter how vicious a person is, you will let go of your vain thoughts and become a hermit in the deep forest."

"Does Captain Shen like this place very much?"

A sound clearer than that of an oriole came from the wooden house in the distance, like a clear spring in the mountains, clear and sweet.

Shen Lian motioned to Peng Jian to take Yue Ya'er to the stable, and then strode towards the wooden house: "If you are accompanied by a beautiful lady who will conquer the country, this place will be like a fairyland."

The cabin opens.

The furnishings inside are not luxurious. Most of the furniture is made of green bamboo, which is integrated with the environment of the entire valley and full of unique elegance.

On the embroidered couch behind the curtain on the left, there is a stunning beauty lying on her side. Just looking at her outline can make people's blood surge and countless desires emerge in their hearts.

"What did you ask me to do?"

Shen Lian sat on the bamboo stool and looked at Bao Tianbing very unceremoniously, admiring the beautiful arc.

Bao Tianbing stood up slowly, walked to Shen Lian with his flawless bare feet, and exhaled: "If I say that I admire Shen Captou and want to marry Shen Captou, I don't know if Shen Captou will believe it. ?”

"Are we going to have a wedding now?"

"Captain Shen is really impatient."

"I think you are more urgent than me, otherwise why would you invite me over so impatiently, or even kidnap my friends from the Western Regions, and force me to marry you."

Bao Tianbing frowned slightly, his face looking miserable.

"Is it possible that in the eyes of Chief Shen, I am so despicable? Is my appearance inferior to that of Feng Siniang and Tantai Jingming? Is it that I cannot be your wife? Don't you want to marry me? "

While Bao Tianbing complained, he gave Shen Lian a cup of tea and motioned for Shen Lian to have a taste.

"The girl does have a good appearance, but the name is a little bad. Abalone should be warm, but Tianbing is too cold for people to dare to approach."

"Don't you dare to get close to me?" Bao Tianbing put on a seductive posture, "Shen Captou has never been a timid person. Are you afraid of me?"

"I want to know about Baixiong."

"His life is not in danger, but he was slightly poisoned. When Chief Shen came, we had already sent a letter to him and sent him the antidote in time."

"In other words, you have no leverage."

"Isn't I a bargaining chip?"

"of course not!"

Shen Lian pointed out the window: "That person can barely be considered a bargaining chip, but you definitely can't!"

A strange man in a bamboo hat stood outside the window.

This man was dressed in a green robe and a bamboo hat, covering the upper half of his face, with his hands leisurely behind his back. His energy was perfectly integrated with the valley.

"As expected of Shen Lian, you really have a good eye."

The man in the hat praised him without any hesitation.

"May I ask your surname?"

"I don't have a name. My identity is the leader of the Invincible Sect. You can just call me Sect Leader."

"To be honest, you are not invincible, and I am not your subordinate. I will definitely not be able to pronounce these four words. If you don't want to be called a cat, a dog, a stinky dog ​​by me, you'd better pick a name quickly. "

Bao Tianbing's eyes widened.

She never imagined that Shen Lian would dare to speak like this to the leader of the Invincible Sect. Although they had planned to kill Shen Lian for a long time, it must not be now.

The Invincible Sect Leader needs Shen Lian to do something.

——Publicly marry Bao Tianbing!

After completing this matter, Bao Tianbing will kill Shen Lian with his own hands. At that time, Bao Tianbing will gain an identity - the widow of the flying camel warrior!

Eligible to purchase Five Ultimate Soul Hunting and Killing Cheats.

Back when he was in the Flying Camel Palace, Shen Lian once joked that the Flying Camel Warriors were very lucky, and there would always be people who wanted to buy the Five Ultimate Soul Hunting Kills, so they would send beauties to seduce them.

He didn't expect it to fall on him.

By the way, Xiao Feng is also a flying camel warrior!

Why not seduce Xiao Feng?

oh!

Xiao Feng is not good at women!

He really doesn't like women.

Although Shen Lian is not a romantic type, he is surrounded by beauties. Relatively speaking, his success rate is higher.

So, is Shen Lian unlucky or blessed?