Imperfect Entertainer

It is not so much because they are in the same dormitory with Ye Zhi that they can succeed, but because they work hard because they are in the same dormitory with Ye Zhi!

Play is play, work is work.

Ye Zhi was not the kind of person who abolished the public for personal reasons. If the three of them were really incompetent, it would be impossible for him to take care of them. It would be better to just give money directly.

Huang Bo: What are you going to do after dinner?

Han Xia: After being tired for so long, I can finally rest. Fatty, you are a coward, do you have a place to hang out?

Wang Xinze: Well.

Ye Zhi: I feel sorry for myself, really, what about the local snake that was promised?

Wang Xinze almost didn't say 'hehe' to him, You are a stick, I have been in the capital for so many years, and I don't feel that there is anything so exciting, and those scenic spots just fool the outsiders, and we locals don't go there at all. okay?

Huang Bo: As the saying goes, where there are girls, you can have sex. Where are there more girls?

Are you a staff?

???

You're in the place with the most chicks right now, and you told me to go out and look for them? Also, is your wife going to kill you?

Go out happy and let her know, you rookie.

Ye Zhi listened to the bickering of these two flamboyant pigs, and was really convinced. While eating, he discussed where is the best place to have sex in the imperial capital, and finally came to the conclusion that playing games in the dormitory is the most practical, and going out for sex is not as good as Play games in the dorm.

If it's plain, it's better to play games in the dormitory.

The class tour some time ago was almost like this. When people who are too smart go, they can always see through other people's routines at once, and find that there are only routines left during the trip, which is especially obvious when traveling in China.

Especially shopping!

Now that the express delivery industry is too developed, what things can’t be bought on Taobao and JD.com all over the country?

As a result, I went to the tourist area for various souvenirs and local products, all of which were nonsense, and the price was several times higher than the one on the Internet, which may not be true.

And the four of them have stayed in the imperial capital for so long,

I've been everywhere I can go, and I really don't feel like it. On this point, the four dormitories of their dormitories all have a considerable degree of commonality.

Because I don't like to travel.

The so-called travel is to go from a place where you are tired of living to a place where others are tired of living, to spend your own money to make others rich, and then return to the place where you are tired of living with your body exhausted and empty pockets, and continue tenaciously. survive.

It makes no sense at all!

Han Xia sat in front of the computer and said angrily, mdzz, why does it feel like the four of us have nothing else to do except play games?

You can go out with your wife.

Let's just play games then.

Second Counseling~~~

In the past, when it came to spending time with his wife, Han Xia must have gone out like a dick, now?

Just kidding, as soon as Xu Ruoying said that she was going to go shopping, this guy started to pretend to have a stomachache, but it seemed that she had already gotten his routine. When she really wanted to go out, she would roar like a tigress, and then he would I will come over obediently.

Just as Ye Zhi boarded the chicken, he saw a familiar id, Huh? Nana sauce is online.

This is good, this is good, this is good, the group comes in, the group comes in.

okay.

Then after the group came in, looking at the id, Huang Bo and the three were silent for a long time, and then asked in a faint voice, Ye Zi, are you sure this is Nana sauce? Isn't it a sand sculpture boy with severe secondary illness?

Ye Zhi was also silent for a few seconds, I shouldn't have added the function of changing the name to Chiji, I wonder if there is something wrong with my remarks, maybe Nana sauce's account was stolen, this sand sculpture I I don’t know, let’s kick it.”

Seconded!

But goose...

Before Ye Zhi could make a move, Yabuki Shinse became anxious, and said coquettishly, Oni-chan~~~Everyone is really Nana-chan~~~

Ah, this voice is actually real.

Ye Zhi: Hey! Where are the monsters! Hurry up! How can I, Nana, be so good at being a second-degree student? Where did you come from!

Oni-chan! It's really me.

Then why are you so fat? If you're free, learn how to use a voice changer to pretend to be a cute girl. Can you still play games?

I learned this from Lulu One-chan.

Don't learn from the good and learn from the bad.

Shen Lulu is now trying to show off her cuteness in Chick. Boys, she is worried that Ye Zhi will get angry, so the target of her cuteness and coquettishness must be girls, and Yabuki Shinse, who has a certain level of game play, has become her main target.

Especially when Yabuki Shinse got good guns like m24 and 98k.

Or when she didn't have a first aid kit.

Or when she needs help.

As soon as the game started, the two started the Japanese dialogue mode.

Oni-chan~~~ Isn't she so cute?

Sorry, not at all, don't act like a baby in front of me, I don't like Ye Zi.

Oni sauce~~~

Han Xia couldn't stand it anymore, so she brought in Miss Lemon Candy who was playing games with her this afternoon, I really can't listen anymore, you two are really poisonous, Miss Lemon can help translate Haha.

Lemon Candy: Wow~~~ Axia, you are poisonous, you specifically ordered me to be the translator?

Han Xia: Otherwise?

Ye Zhi: Wow, little sister, why are you swollen again? You have always liked me.

Lemon Candy: I was obviously paid to come here.

Ye Zhi: Where do you see me? Tell me, are you coveting my charming appearance, or are you obsessed with my sexy voice?

Lemon Candy: I think you are a tough guy, he~~~tui~~~

Ye Zhi: Forget it, no more embarrassment, let me introduce you, this man named God seems to be invincible... a bit of a second class, but this is my sister, Nana sauce, say hello to my sister.

Yabuki Shinse turned into a sound card monster in an instant: Onie-chan~~~ People will be shy.

Lemon Candy was shocked in an instant. Her pirated Japanese cute girl met the genuine one, and immediately knelt down: I'm going, this is trying to steal my job! How can you be so cute, spicy chicken mouth ten, you Are you sure this is your sister, not your girlfriend?

Of course not...how could my girlfriend be so cute.

Yabuki Shinse displayed her 120-point acting talent, Huh? Oni-chan~~~ Is she really cute?

Lemon Candy was confused, and her expression gradually froze. She knew why Ye Zhi was flirting with her all afternoon, and Ye Zhi was unmoved, Wow~~~ It's terrible, can you leave a comment for us to play with? eat.

Yabuki Shinse: I can't.

Lemon Candy: he~~~tui~~~ You should be a person... By the way, sister, are you Japanese?

Yes, I am Japanese.