Imperfect Entertainer

No wonder the mandarin is weird, Koushi, you guy also has a Japanese sister? Are you an international student? Or a mixed race?

Ye Zhi: Of course not. I am a pure-blooded Chinese. This is a girl I know. You know that I am a good person. There are too many girls who like me. I have no choice but to give it to them. A good card has been issued.

The lemon candy was instantly confused, and there is such an operation, do you say such things in front of others, Can you speak human language?

You can understand if you are not a human? Are you a human?

...

But Yabuki Shinse still didn't deny it, Yes, yes, Oni-chan is really good, Nana-chan likes it very much.

Look, this is my fan girl.

Miss Lemon Candy seems to be a bit out of touch with the news, probably because she has been playing games until now, but she has never known that the person who is playing games with her is Ye Zhi himself, Who do you think you are? Oh, do you think Ye Zi? You impostor, don’t be too inflated, young man.”

Expansion is in my nature.

Wow, with you like this, can you still have a girlfriend? Or do you mean you haven't had a crush on girls at all?

Ye Zhi winked at Han Xia and the others, and after thinking about it, he made up a story for her on the spot, Oh~~~ Who said, I used to confess my love to a girl in my class, ah, that's called a girl with small arms and legs ,Ha ha.

Confession and then what?

She said she would like to play in the league, so I embarked on the journey of Summoner's Canyon.

Then she is your girlfriend?

Ye Zhi responded quite angrily, Are you kidding me? I've already become the king in the whole district, who cares about her? A broken black iron, the kind that can't even get up. Hey, bring me a first aid kit.

Buddha, you really are a poisonous young man.

What is toxic youth? When I call my girlfriend, you will know what domineering is.

Han Xia was startled when she heard the words, and quickly stopped Ye Zhi, Don't, don't, Ye Zi, if you have something to say, say it well, if you have something to say, say it well, don't call for foreign aid at every turn, let her play by herself for men and women, you call her, I won't come.

why?

I played a few games with her and her kda dropped from 3.0 to 2.5.

...

Ye Zhi silently glanced at his small KDA, My KDA is already at 15, you scumbag.

Games start.

Ye Zhi's group of people perfectly demonstrated what it means that mentally retarded children have more fun, but fortunately, the mentally retarded belongs to the mentally retarded, and there is still something about the game level. It was Ye Zhi.

A man who was close to hanging out led everyone to lie down comfortably and eat chicken.

Huang Bo looked at his record of zero kills and eating chickens, and turned his head expressionlessly to look at the pervert who had slaughtered nearly 40 people, You have no game experience, you scum, you are crazy about killing people, so you can't give it to your father. keep one?

You blame me for cooking yourself? I gave you the m24 before, but you still can't suppress the gun, which is a waste of my good gun.

Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Food is food, don't make excuses, look at Nana, then look at Little Lemon, didn't they kill several of them? Fatty, don't you?

Don't call me, I'm watching a video.

Why are you watching the video?

See if you're on the hook.

PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds was originally in charge of him. It’s okay if I don’t know about it. Now that I know it, I realize that players like Ye Zhi are really disrupting the balance. hang……

That would be a little hopeless.

Sure enough, after going through the entire video, he still couldn't find any trace of Ye Zhi's cheating.

Have you finished reading?

finish watching.

Is it on?

No...you really played by yourself?

What do you say?

The corner of Wang Xinze's mouth twitched slightly. Although some algorithms for eating chicken are not a secret to Ye Zhi, it should not be too difficult to apply the calculation of data in actual combat like this!

But Ye Zhi managed it.

Honestly, have you written a secondary script?

No.

Then how can it be so accurate, it's still so far away, you melon skin.

Maybe it feels good.

...

At this moment, the sound of something falling on the ground came from the lemon candy side, and then there was a sudden silence for a long, long time, until Han Xia shouted, Miss Lemon, we are about to open, what are you doing? ?”

Koushi, a fan sent me a message saying, he said, you... you... how many of you...

What's the matter with us?

Are you a leaf?

Han Xia pretended to be nervous and said into the microphone, Uh...what to do, Ye Zi, we seem to have been exposed.

Ye Zhi was very speechless, this young lady waited until now to receive the wind, this efficiency is really slow enough, You have never hidden from the beginning, you hot chicken, why are you playing live with me Said it was exposed?!

The more Lemon Candy listened, the more frightened she became, So... are you really a leaf?

No, I'm just pretending. People say that my voice looks like Ye Zi.

No, no, he also sent me a video, which is the live video of Ye Zi eating chicken.

PS, that's definitely PS, it must be an illusion that someone as handsome as Ye Zi is here to play games with you.

But you said that your girlfriend's chicken is the best in the entire PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds. I can't think of another person.

...

This is more embarrassing.

Ye Zhi tapped his finger on the table, and then suddenly said, Little Lemon, use your papaya brain, do you think it is possible for a handsome and talented boss like Ye Zi to play chicken at this time? ? Wouldn’t it be nice to have this time to earn more money to benefit the society?”

It seems to make sense, so they made a mistake?

Obviously, yes.

But...but...

It's nothing to worry about, hey, wait a minute, don't turn it on, I'll answer the phone.

Although there are still a lot of doubts, Miss Lemon Candy is really stupid and fufu to fool Ye Zhi like this.

If it wasn't for Yabuki Shinse's panicked words, Oni-chan, Oni-chan, it's over, it's over, sister Lulu is online, she invited me, what should I do?

At this moment, the lemon candy seems to have smelled an unusual taste.

Sister Lulu?

Ye Zhi subconsciously covered the phone's microphone, and then replied in a low voice, It's okay, don't accept her invitation for now, and tell her after I finish the call...