Is the school doctor free? Have you ever heard of crispy college students!

"Oh my God!"

"What's going on?"

When Su Bingbing opened the shopping app, she was originally full of confidence.

I always feel like it’s just a sulfur soap, and it’s not something you can buy easily.

It can be seen that in the shopping software, all merchants' sulfur soaps are showing that they are out of stock.

Su Bingbing was stunned.

The next second.

Su Bingbing reacted.

He gritted his teeth at the live broadcast camera: "Is it you?"

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"Hey! It's me! It's me! It's really me!"

"Wife! As long as you admit that I am your husband, I will immediately give you the sulfur soap I bought. I bought a thousand yuan!"

"Buy a thousand bars of sulfur soap? Can you use it all?"

"It can't be used up, but I can provide employee benefits! The employees get good things, and I save money! Kill two birds with one stone!"

"You use one or two yuan of sulfur soap to provide employee benefits, and you still say it proudly? Damn it! It refreshed my understanding of evil capitalists!"

"It looks like my boss is in front of me. Is there any Didi from the same city that can do the calling for me? I'll pay you a day's salary! One hundred yuan!"

"Hehe! You can just come to my office and hit me. I promise not to fight back. After you hit me, you will have to work for me for free for the rest of your life!"

"???"

"..."

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Following Su Bingbing's words.

Wang Shengnan also reacted.

She is not a public figure.

She was much more rude than Su Bingbing when she opened her mouth.

Staring in the direction of the live broadcast camera, he said, "We are absorbing knowledge from Dr. Chen, but you guys are secretly buying sulfur soap?"

"Still human?"

I heard that sulfur soap is out of stock.

Chen Mu was also stunned.

I didn’t expect that I, a small school nurse, would now be able to carry goods.

But after hearing Wang Shengnan’s complaints.

Chen Mu's eyes unconsciously fell on the live broadcast camera behind him.

"I hear now that most of the people who buy sulfur soap are girls, right?"

"For most men, alcohol, iodophor and the like can be used to reduce inflammation. In your eyes, sulfur soap has only one advantage, and that is that it is cheap!"

"Then let me tell you one more thing. For men, sulfur soap has other functions besides being cheap."

"Sulfur soap, if used for a long time, can also treat athlete's foot, body odor, scabies, boils, etc..."

"Many people still feel itchy after taking a bath. Long-term use of sulfur soap can alleviate your condition, and cure is not impossible!"

One hand fixed the camera on the shoulder, and the other hand struggled to hold the camera on the back like a big brother.

The moment he heard Chen Mu's words, his eyes straightened, "Dr. Chen, why didn't you say something so important so early!"

"I can't even buy it now!"

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"Damn! I told you what I'm thinking. Can sulfur soap relieve athlete's foot?"

"Damn it! Dr. Chen! Why aren't you the first to say something so important?"

"I don't know how to remove acne, but I spent a thousand yuan at the pedicure shop downstairs, and my athlete's foot is still not cured!"

"I asked my wife to scratch my itch in the middle of the night, and she still found me annoying. I really need sulfur soap!"

"Big brother in front of you, your wife is not very good! I don't itch, and I don't have a wife! You know what I mean!"

"The smart people have already gone downstairs to buy sulfur soap. There must be some in the small supermarket downstairs!"

"You damn old man, I'm going to take a look downstairs in the company on the pretext of going to the bathroom!"

"Then you will find that your manager is also buying sulfur soap! Don't ask me how I know, the perfect attendance award is gone this month! Just curse!"

"..."

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Su Bingbing looked at her phone blankly for a moment.

Look up.

He couldn't help but give Chen Mu a thumbs up, "Dr. Chen, in one morning, Huoxiang Zhengqi water and sulfur soap were all sold out!"

"It would be a pity if you don't become a delivery anchor!"

Chen Mu shook his head gently: "Forget it being the anchor, I personally prefer to be a doctor!"

Su Bingbing stared at Chen Mu with burning eyes.

"Prefer being a doctor?"

"Is it because Dr. Chen prefers to treat illnesses and save people?"

Chen Mu shook his head: "Rather than treating illnesses and saving lives, I prefer to watch college students commit suicide. You see, watching these students' boring lives every day is interesting!"

Hear what Chen Mu said.

The corners of Wang Shengnan's lips twitched unconsciously.

She was impressed by Dr. Chen!

Meeting Wang Shengnan's gaze, Chen Mu raised the corners of his lips, "Classmate Wang Shengnan, if I were that mouse, I would bite you again!"

"After all, you bit her one more time!"

Looking at Wang Shengnan's shocked look.

Chen Mu returned to his work station happily.

"Reporter Su, Wang Shengnan's wound still needs to be washed for a while. Help the next patient to come in!"

Su Bingbing: "Okay! Doctor Chen!"

Su Bingbing went to the door and shouted twice.

A boy came in holding his stomach.

Originally, the boy wanted to go straight to Chen Mu.

But suddenly he saw Wang Shengnan looking at him.

moment.

The whole person was so frightened that he stood at attention!

Wang Shengnan met the boy's gaze and glared fiercely: "What are you looking at? Do you want me to bite you again?"

Hear this.

The image of a mouse with its skull exposed instantly appeared in the boy's mind.

I shuddered unconsciously.

He shook his head at Wang Shengnan with a strong desire to survive, "Don't look! Don't look! I will never look at you!"

I didn't expect to be in my own school doctor's office.

Wang Shengnan's sense of presence is actually stronger than that of the school doctor himself!

Chen Mu reluctantly nodded at the table in front of him, "Classmate, ID card, or medical insurance card."

"Tell me again what happened to you?"

The boy quickly sat in front of Chen Mu.

He tried his best to ignore Wang Shengnan's eyes not far away, looking at him.

He presented his ID card to Chen Mu with both hands: "Dr. Chen, I'm very strange lately. I feel like the food I eat is in my stomach and has not been digested, but I still feel a little hungry when it's meal time."

"But I could clearly feel that I was a little hungry. When I went to eat, I couldn't eat anymore. My stomach felt full..."

"I said this, Doctor Chen, do you understand?" The boy looked at Chen Mu eagerly.

Instead, Chen Mu leisurely pasted the boy's medical insurance card onto the card reader.

The boy's personal information quickly popped up on the computer in the school doctor's office.

"Song Yan."

Chen Mu created a new medical record in Song Yan's personal information.

Simply fill it out.

He raised his head and looked at Song Yan, "About how many days have you been in this state of overeating?"

Song Yan was a little embarrassed, "Doctor Chen, it's been half a month..."

Chen Mu was surprised: "Generally, if you have accumulated food for more than three to five days and still don't get better, you need to see a doctor. Why didn't you come until now?"

Song Yan was even more embarrassed.

He lowered his head and his voice gradually became softer, "Didn't I know before that our school hospital provides free medical treatment?"

"I heard that it costs dozens of yuan to register at a nearby tertiary hospital. I'm a bit reluctant to give it up. Tens of yuan is enough for my girlfriend to drink several cups of milk tea..."