Is the school doctor free? Have you ever heard of crispy college students!

have to!

Another senior love brain.

I couldn't bear to pay dozens of dollars in registration fees.

If you give your girlfriend ten or twenty yuan of milk tea, you can give her several cups a day.

Chen Mu filled in Song Yan’s food storage period.

Continue to ask: "During this period of food accumulation, have you taken any medicine to relieve food accumulation?"

Song Yan's expression suddenly became a little annoyed.

"I took Jianweixiaoshi tablets. I took this medicine before and it was very effective. I don't know why I didn't get relief at all this time."

I heard the words Jianweixiaoshi Tablets.

Chen Mu's expression began to become a little subtle.

Chen Mu stretched out a hand.

He gently tapped on his desk, "Put your hand on that little pillow, and I'll check your pulse."

After a while.

Chen Mu took back his hand, "Isn't it bad for your stomach?"

"Have you had stomach problems before?"

Hearing Chen Mu's words, Song Yan's eyes instantly lit up.

He nodded seriously: "Yes! Doctor Chen, I have had gastritis before!"

"It turns out that your medical skills are really as good as the ones on the Internet say!"

Chen Mu: "Huh? What should I say?"

Song Yan: "Before I came here, I was worried that the products were cheap but not good. The schools and hospitals didn't charge any money, so the doctors would be bad!"

"But you can tell my medical history just by taking a pulse. It seems like you are really good, Dr. Chen!"

Chen Mu: "..."

Chen Mu: "Classmate, you know how to praise others, so don't do it next time."

—

"Hahahaha!!! Cheap but not good. I can laugh at this sentence all day long!"

"Dr. Chen can actually hear the meaning of praise in his words. If it were me, I would have thought that this person came to the school hospital to cause trouble!"

"If it were someone else, I might have thought he was just trying to mess up the situation, but this Song Yan's eyes are so clear. He seems to be really praising someone?"

"That's a good compliment. Don't praise me again next time!"

"I really feel that Haicheng University still needs to pay Dr. Chen a certain amount of mental compensation every year!"

"..."

—

"I've been coughing up phlegm occasionally recently, right?" Chen Mu asked while typing on the keyboard.

A very common question.

Song Yan became inexplicably nervous.

He has watched part of the live broadcast, basically every patient that Chen Mu takes seriously.

Chen Mu thoughtfully sent them to the 120 ambulance, and then to the hospital's operating room, the hospital's ICU...

Song Yan touched his wrist.

He tried to feel what was wrong with his pulse, but felt nothing.

no way.

Song Yan could only look at Chen Mu helplessly, "Doctor Chen, tell me first, is my problem serious? Do I need to go to the hospital?"

Chen Mu: "No need..."

Hearing what Chen Mu said, Song Yan was relieved.

Sitting upright in front of Chen Mu: "Doctor Chen, tell me, I can bear whatever you say!"

Chen Mu knocked on the table: "Phlegm is hot due to food accumulation, and the intestines and stomach are hot."

"Were the Jianweixiaoshi tablets prescribed to you by the pharmacy?"

"Have you told others that you have accumulated food?"

Song Yan shook his head: "The drugstore didn't prescribe it to me. I went to the drugstore myself to get this medicine."

"Dr. Chen, I used to take Jianweixiaoshi tablets for digestion. Is this medicine okay?"

Chen Mu raised his eyebrows and said, "There's nothing wrong with the medicine. The problem is that you took the wrong medicine!"

"The Jianweixiaoshi tablets focus on strengthening the stomach, not digestion."

"And you also have a weak spleen and stomach. Taking Jianweixiaoshi tablets will not only not relieve your food accumulation, but will actually make your condition worse."

"Have you been taking this medicine for half a month?"

Song Yan nodded numbly.

Chen Mu knocked on the table, "The problem has been found. Don't continue taking the Jianwei Xiaoshi tablets. I will bring you a box of Xiaoshi Jianwei tablets later. It will take at most one day for your food accumulation to be relieved." !”

—

"No...wait, I'm stupid!"

"Aren't Jianweixiaoshi tablets for digestion? I've been taking them for more than ten years. Are you telling me that these tablets are not for digestion?"

"Jianwei Xiaoshi tablets, Xiaoshi Jianwei tablets, my dear, have I been taking the wrong medicine?"

"Yesterday I was just watching the fun of the crispy college students. Why is it my turn to be the one to take part in the fun today?"

"Looking at the Jianweixiaoshi tablets at home, I found the cause of my constipation!"

"..."

—

In the school doctor's office.

Hear what Chen Mu said.

The person involved, Song Yan, was also a little confused.

He looked at Chen Mu blankly: "Dr. Chen, aren't the Jianwei Xiaoshi Tablets and the Xiaoshi Jianwei Tablets the same thing?"

Su Bingbing also raised her hand: "Dr. Chen, it seems that I have always been taking Jianweixiaoshi tablets!"

Wang Shengnan, who was still flushing, also raised one of his hands, "I also take Jianweixiaoshi tablets. I have never heard of Xiaoshi Jianweishie tablets!"

Looking at a room full of clear and stupid eyes.

Chen Mu curled his lips and said, "Congratulations, you all took the wrong medicine."

"Anyway, just remember that the Jianwei Xiaoshi tablets are for stomach health, and the Xiaoshi Jianwei tablets are for digestion."

Chen Mu said as he spoke.

While walking to the medicine cabinet, he took a box of Xiaoshi Jianwei tablets and handed them to Song Yan.

"Get the medicine and you can leave."

"By the way, help me call the next classmate in."

Song Yan took the Xiaoshi Jianwei tablets and left the school doctor's office in a daze.

He just left.

There was a boy with his neck raised and his mouth wide open.

With the help of the girl beside him, he entered the school doctor's office.

Chen Mu leaned over.

I just wanted to take a look at this classmate’s mouth, but ended up getting closer to the boy.

I almost got smoked upside down!

Chen Mu: "Hey! Classmate, how much vinegar have you drunk?"

The boy said "ah" twice but couldn't understand.

It was the girl next to him who explained to him: "Doctor, it's like this. My boyfriend ate fish in the morning and the fish bones got stuck in his throat."

Chen Mu found himself a mask and put it on.

Hear the words.

He nodded: "I can see..."

Generally speaking, those who come to the school doctor's office with such a strong smell of vinegar have fish bones stuck in their throats.

I did this just because of an earthwork.

Chen Mu found a sterilized tweezers.

Pointing to the examination bed on one side, he said to the boy, "Sit on it."

With the support of his girlfriend, the boy walked towards the examination bed.

Chen Mu opened the boy's mouth and took a look with tweezers.

He accurately pulled out the fish bone from the boy's throat.

The fish bones were thrown into the trash can, and the tweezers were handed to Su Bingbing for disinfection.

Chen Mu turned around and returned to his office, "Okay, give me your ID card or medical insurance card, and I will write a medical record for you."

"Next time you get stuck in a fish bone, you can come directly to the campus hospital or go to the hospital."

"Drinking vinegar is just a folk trick. You should be lucky that you didn't drink the fish bones."

"It's just such a big thorn. If you're lucky, you might just poop out."

"But if you are unlucky..."

Chen Mu looked up and down at the male classmate in front of him, "The fish bones may scratch the esophagus, severely scratch the intestines, and cause internal bleeding. It's not impossible!"

Several people in the room were stunned.

It took Su Bingbing a long time to find her voice, "Can a fish bone cause internal bleeding?"