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"Cut, don't you believe it, since the young master put this burden on me, I must complete the military order even if I die. Then that group of people began to rush towards me in a mighty way. At that time, I was not afraid at all. The brothers around him shouted: "Roll the oil drum! "

"Without saying a word, dozens of brothers immediately rolled down the prepared oil barrel. You have never seen that scene. The oil barrel hit the person, and the person was directly fried into meat sauce, and the brains were left behind. They were all smashed out. It made me feel disgusted, and after killing a group of people like this, I lit a torch and threw them into the barracks forcefully."

Wang Xiaojie held up his hands and made gestures and said: "When the torch fell, it just exploded, and the flames immediately rose to a height of two or three feet, and instantly engulfed the barracks. I was shocked to see that scene, and I hurried to lie down." Next, I almost burned my ass by the ignited fire."

After everyone listened to it, they all burst into laughter, and they were also happy with Wang Xiaojie's wonderful narration.

At this time, there was applause after another from outside the tent.

7 Chapter Ninety, The Magical Xun City

7 Chapter Ninety, The Magical Xun City

"Excellent is really exciting. I would have gone with you if I knew it earlier." Lin Yu walked in and said.

Wang Xiaojie saw that it was Lin Yu who hurriedly gave up his seat, "Master, you are here, sit here quickly, I will pour you tea"

"Well, what you said just now is pretty good, it has great potential as a storyteller."

"Oh, I was just bragging to them. How could it be true? At that time, I was terrified. If I hadn't thought about the high expectations you placed on me, I would have run away long ago. Hehe." Wang Xiaojie walked outside the tent, from He scooped a cup of water from the iron pot hanging on the fire stand and brought it to Lin Yu, "Master, drink tea."

"Well, thank you." Lin Yu blew off the heat and asked after taking a sip, "When you arrived at the Pyu Army camp, how many people were there?"

"I guess it's about five to six thousand people. There are too many people to see at a glance. There are fifty or sixty tents. I think we sleep ten people in one tent. It should be the same with them."

"That's it, then have you been to the Piao Kingdom before?"

When Lin Yu asked, Wang Xiaojie immediately became interested, and he sat cross-legged beside Lin Yu, "Master, if you want to ask me, you are asking the right person. I used to run here often when I was hungry. It’s just that the people here are so powerful. If they catch a chicken thief, they can beat them to death. I once saw a person hanged under a big tree for three days for stealing. Tsk tsk , It was so miserable. Then I was almost caught once, and I didn’t dare to come again.”

"Oh? So you should know a lot about this place?"

"I don't really know much about it, but I know where there are holes in their city and where there are fewer people leaving." Wang Xiaojie said with a simple and honest smile: "After all, I practiced it when I was stealing chickens and ducks. experience, otherwise, I wouldn’t be able to sit here and talk to you, could I?”

Lin Yu was very happy when he heard this. He really had nowhere to go, and it took no effort to get there. With Wang Xiaojie as a small road leader, it was much easier to capture Xuncheng.

"Then do you know where the soldiers in Xuncheng have the weakest defense?" Lin Yu asked.

In his expectant eyes, Wang Xiaojie replied after pondering for a moment: "In terms of Xuncheng, the guards in the south are the weakest, and there are almost all poor people or beggars gathering places there. I often pretend to beg for food there If you can make a living, you can make a living, and if you can’t, steal some chickens and ducks, and run out quickly. Let alone the guards in the south of Xuncheng, even a normal person wants to hide. If you get closer, the smell It's so fuzzy that people can't open their eyes."

"Is that an exaggeration? After all, it's a city, how could it be so dirty?"

"Oh, you don't know what kind of place Xuncheng is." Wang Xiaojie said while gesticulating: in Xuncheng, the territory is divided, and the north is where the rich live, and there are all kinds of shops everywhere. , very prosperous.The rich people on the road are all dressed in brocade clothes and jade clothes.In the south, there are all poor people, and many of them are sick, and they may die on the side of the road while walking.It's just like hell on earth.On the east side is the military camp. There are the most soldiers here. As for how many, I don't know.The place to the west is where ordinary people live. "

"I didn't expect Xuncheng to have such a partitioning method, which is really unheard of before." Lin Yu said to himself.

Then he asked the doubts in his heart, "Since the area in the south is where the poor live, why didn't anyone plan them to a better place? Can do a lot of things.”

"Hey, young master, you are a rich man, and you don't understand the hearts of our poor people. When I was begging locally, I heard from those beggars that someone once wanted to drive them out of Xuncheng, and then occupy their place. Yes. But those beggars were unwilling to live or die, even if it was to find a good place for them, they insisted on living there. Then those people just disappeared.”

Wang Xiaojie said, "There is also a legend that these beggars have an infectious disease. Even if they die, the disease will not disappear and will be passed on to others. Look at the south, how many people can die in a day? It is estimated that all kinds of diseases are stuck on the ground, why would those rich people live there, even if it is cleaned up, they will feel disgusting."

"So that's the case. If you say so, we can start from the south of Xuncheng." Lin Yu said.

But Wang Xiaojie hurriedly stopped and said: "No way, young master, you must never attack from the south."

"Why? Isn't there no soldiers guarding the south? Why can't we attack from there? We only have 1 people. If we attack from other directions, it will definitely not work."

Wang Xiaojie explained: "Master, you don't know something. Although there are beggars and poor people in the south, they are all fierce and ruthless. They often work hard and are much stronger than those soldiers. If you attack from the south , if they encounter their resistance, I am afraid there will be more casualties, not to mention that they still have infectious diseases on their bodies, if someone is infected, the people in our barracks will suffer great misfortune."

After hearing this, Lin Yu still felt a little unbelievable. How could a beggar be better than a soldier?Simply unheard of.

Wang Xiaojie also seemed to see the doubt in his heart, so he explained again: "Master, you have never been to see them. Those people who live in poverty are all strong and strong. I’m much stronger. If you really fight against me, I dare not say that I can beat them 100%. As for those soldiers and officials, they are all fat and can’t even run fast, let alone fight.”

"Is there such a thing?" Lin Yu felt that his common sense of life was being rubbed back and forth on the ground, "Poor people can't even eat enough to eat, and still grow strong?" When he said this , Lin Yu glanced at Wang Xiaojie's brothers again, all of them were skinny and their yellow complexions were caused by long-term malnutrition.

"It's not that they don't even have enough to eat, but they eat enough every day, and exchange all their money for meals. The so-called beggars are actually lazy people who don't want to work. I go to the street every day to ask kind people for some pork and mutton. I sleep when I am full, and I eat when I am full. Sometimes I go to do some hard work and exchange some meat. Look at my body, I ate it there. from."

Wang Xiaojie patted his stomach, as if he was a little proud.

This made Lin Yu even more confused. He really wanted to see what a city where even the poor could only eat pork and mutton looked like.Could it be that the people there are already rich?Even in modern times, this will not happen.

But the most important thing right now is to determine where to attack as soon as possible, Wang Xiaojie thought for a while and said: "Master, if you want to attack the city as soon as possible, I suggest you go in from the east, regardless of the number of soldiers guarding there. , but they are simply a group of soft persimmons. Otherwise, they would not have been frightened by a group of poor people and dare not move."

"This..." After listening to the other party's words, Lin Yu really couldn't believe it, but it was obvious that Wang Xiaojie was not lying. If this is true, then this Xuncheng is really not an ordinary place. .

In the end, Lin Yu made up his mind and listened to Wang Xiaojie for now, but he still sent a small group of delivery people to investigate first. What if the local situation was different from what Wang Xiaojie said?

"Let's stop talking tonight, you guys go to bed early, you have to get up early tomorrow!" Lin Yu drank the last bit of tea in the cup, stood up and said to everyone, "As long as we capture Xuncheng tomorrow, I will Kill pigs and sheep, reward everyone."

"Okay! Thank you, young master." A group of people followed Wang Xiaojie and asked Lin Yu to call him young master. Their faces were filled with joy.

Except for the self-heating rice that Lin Yu gave them, in the past few months, they didn't know what meat taste was.For those who are hungry every day, as long as they can have a full meal, they are already satisfied.One can think of tomorrow, as long as the city is breached, there will be big meat to eat, so how can he sleep peacefully this night?

Chapter 791, play

Chapter 791, play

"Look, young master, the one in front is Xuncheng." Wang Xiaojie pointed to the magnificent city in the distance.

Lin Yu picked up the binoculars and found that the gate of Xuncheng was closed, and there was no one on the tower, and it was so quiet that it felt like a ghost town.

"Why is there no one? Could it be that they knew in advance that we were coming to attack?" Cheng Chu, who was also watching with a telescope, said to himself.

Lin Yu continued: "Maybe it's still early, and you haven't woken up yet. Born in sorrow, died in peace, have you heard that? That's it. In such a big city, there is not even a soldier on duty at night. If there is an enemy at night, If the army overwhelms the border, the city will be transferred to someone else immediately."

After Wang Xiaojie listened from the side, he laughed and said, "It's not too early, and they don't have anyone stationed on the tower on weekdays. At most, a team of patrol soldiers came here to look at it."

"Ah? The defense of Xuncheng is so loose? Just kidding, this is also a big gate of the Piao Kingdom. If this is the case, doesn't it mean that it is waiting for the enemy to attack?"

"General, you don't know the situation here. Although this is the gate of the Pyu Kingdom, you have also seen that there is a natural barrier in front of you, and there are thousands of soldiers guarding it. There is only one man guarding the gate. Ten thousand men are not allowed to open it. It is said that the enemy army can't overcome the natural danger, even if it is crossed, someone will come to report soon. There seems to be a military camp 30 miles to the north. The soldiers in that military camp are all training hard day and night. Anyone can use one for three, so There is no need to worry about enemy troops coming here.”

After Cheng Chumo listened to the other party's explanation, he couldn't help sighing secretly: "Then this side of the city is really not ordinary leisurely. Brother, let's attack as soon as possible now?"

"Yeah." Lin Yu put down the binoculars, nodded and said, "Sixth brother, take 1000 people to attack from the east, Cheng Yong, take 1000 people to attack from the west."

Hearing Lin Yu's distribution, Wang Xiaojie hastily reminded: "Young master, the soldiers of Piao country are distributed on the east side, and the common people are on the west side."

"I know," Lin Yu said, "Although the opponent's security is not strict, we must be careful. This is just to confuse the opponent. Zhou Da, when Cheng Yong attacks the west city for about 10 minutes, you lead the rest 8000 people will go to attack Dongcheng again, and strive to take it down in one go, absolutely not allowing interruptions in the middle."

"The last general takes orders!" Zhou Da clasped his hands together and said vigorously.

"Okay, now I will give you 10 minutes to prepare, and immediately send troops to attack the city after 10 minutes!"

The soldiers were all preparing for the battle, some drew out the knives around their waists, and sharpened them on the stone a few times, hoping to kill a few more Pyu soldiers by then.

"Brother, look here. There is a moat. If we want to go in, we need to cross this moat. Now the city bridge is suspended. If we don't put it down, we won't be able to get through at all." Zhao Yi said to Lin Yu.

Lin Yu waved his hand and said, "Don't worry, leave this matter to me, you just charge and kill, and... Sixth brother, before the bridge on the east side is put down, don't charge too close, try to reduce the casualty rate of brothers "

"Understood, brother, I will pay close attention!" Cheng Chumo responded.

Ten minutes later, Lin Yu waved his hand, and 10 Tang soldiers, led by Cheng Chumo, rushed towards Xuncheng, shouting to kill and waving their weapons.

Cheng Yong took advantage of this time to lead the soldiers to hide not far from the west city, waiting for Lin Yu to give orders.

It was only five o'clock at this time, and the interior of Xuncheng was very safe. Many people really didn't know that the enemy army was approaching outside the city in their beautiful sleep.

Cheng Chumo kept shooting at the city gate, and the 200 archers he led kept firing bows and arrows towards the city gate. After a while, the city gate was shot with dense arrows.

……

In the city lord's mansion, the city lord of Xuncheng was hugging left and right, sleeping soundly, when suddenly he heard bursts of shouts from outside the door, he yelled at Qingdao and asked someone to ask, only to know that there was an enemy army attacking the city.

His complexion changed in an instant, he quickly put on his clothes, walked up the tower under the leadership of his generals, looked down and smiled immediately.He didn't have the slightest fear of the only 1000 Tang troops. In his opinion, wasn't that just such a small number of people?How could it be possible to break through his city?Even without this moat, no one can easily breach the city gate.

With a wave of his hand, the city lord told the general to lead a few soldiers to shoot arrows on the tower, and just let the Tang soldiers below run away in the afternoon.In addition, before leaving, he lost his temper with the general again, saying that he should not disturb him casually for such trivial matters in the future.

The general was obedient, and after seeing him off, he gritted his teeth angrily, and immediately dispatched more than 200 archers to shoot arrows down.

But as soon as the archer showed his head, Cheng Chumo seized the opportunity to shoot at the city wall.

As a result, one died and the other died. It only took a while, but seventy or eighty archers died, and all of them died at the hands of Cheng Chumo.

Now, the general couldn't hold back any longer. He drew his bow and arrow, aiming at Cheng Chumo, who was wearing the general's battle armor, under the tower. Just as he drew the bow fully, he suddenly felt a sharp pain in his head, his eyes darkened, and his body shook. The unsupported corpse was picked up from the upstairs. Seeing this situation, many soldiers hurriedly shouted to convey the news of the general's death. A young general hurriedly caught up with the city lord who had not gone far.

When the latter heard the news, he was shocked, and quickly turned around and climbed up the tower, but just halfway there, he inadvertently discovered that there seemed to be a big fire in the west of the city. With a light in his heart, he quickly went down the stairs and rode his horse towards the west city.

But when he arrived, he found that the west city was similar to the east city, with only about a thousand Tang troops harassing them.Moreover, Tang Jun also lit a big fire, and thick smoke billowed up. Looking from a distance, it felt like a big fire was ignited from inside the city.

The city lord slapped the city wall angrily, clenched his fists, rolled his eyes, and immediately said something to the person following him, who nodded heavily, and then rode out of the city from the north on his horse.

This scene happened to be seen by Lin Yu. He was holding a scope and wanted to kill him, but after thinking about it, he felt that he should let him survive first. After all, only by setting a long line can he catch big fish.

After the man walked away, Lin Yu saw that the time was almost up, so he fired a signal flare. After seeing Cheng Chumo, he quickly withdrew his troops without saying a word.

In this way, only Cheng Yong was left to attack the city in the west, and Chengdu also quickly transferred a large number of troops to the west city, because most of the people in the west were ordinary people.As long as these people help him fight, it is simply impossible.

Because this city lord is usually misbehaving and always oppresses good people. When he asks for help, no one is willing to help. Even if there is an enemy army attacking the city, these ordinary people will just ignore him.

It seems that the approach of the enemy is nothing to them at all!Anyway, most of them have lived for decades, and they haven't seen the time when Xuncheng was breached.In their consciousness, Xuncheng has always been impenetrable, and no one can attack it at all.So everyone should do whatever they want and enjoy their own happiness.

Later, the city lord didn't dare to sleep anymore, and stood by the side of the west city building to supervise the battle, for fear that if these Tang troops rushed in, he would definitely be the first to be arrested.

But after watching the marching siege method for a while, he discovered a strange phenomenon.

Those Tang Jun rushed up like cats playing with mice, retreated after a while, and rushed up again after a while, as if they were never tired.On the contrary, his archers were exhausted to the point of death.

Just as the city lord was annoyed by this and was about to order an army to go out to fight and kill, suddenly a soldier hurriedly shouted like a dead parent.

At the beginning, the city lord angrily scolded him for being flustered and unseemly, but when he learned about the general situation in the east of the city, he himself was not calm.

After the city lord chatted with the man for a few seconds, his face turned pale in an instant. He hurried down the tower again and rode his horse to the east, but it was already too late.

Chapter 792, scolding the city

Chapter 792, scolding the city

After the city lord rushed to the east of the city in a hurry, he was shocked when he saw several teams of Tang troops gathered below.

Zhou Da did not launch an attack directly, but shouted loudly: "Listen to me, people in Xuncheng, and if you don't want to die, open the city gate immediately, otherwise, once my 30 army breaks through Xuncheng, it will definitely kill you!" The whole city was slaughtered up and down, leaving no chickens or dogs behind."

The city lord couldn't understand what Zhou Da was saying at all. After asking around, he finally found someone who could do the translation.

Zhou Da looked up at the pointed hats on the city wall, and said to Cheng Chumo beside him: "The few uncouth grandchildren on the city tower are too cowardly, they dare not show their heads, and they don't even respond to shouting. Young master Didn’t we say to attack as soon as possible at the beginning, why don’t we attack directly? Do we need to shout outside?”

Cheng Chumo said: "This is what the elder brother just told me, so you just follow it. When did you miss what the elder brother said? Keep shouting until they respond."

Zhou Da continued to shout a few more times. When he thought it would be useless to continue shouting, someone finally responded, "General Tang below, you can only have 1 people at most, and dare you say 30? If you really have the ability, just attack! "

"Hey, how dare you reply? He said we only have 1 people, so what should we say next?" Zhou Da asked.

Cheng Chumo took out a piece of paper from inside the armor, "Brother said, if the people in the city respond, read it according to what is written on the paper, take a look!"

"Ah? Do you really want to follow the above? This... this is too insulting! Why don't you try shouting!" Zhou Da looked at the content on the paper, and his expression was a little ugly. Now I have abandoned literature and pursued martial arts, but after all, I still maintain the etiquette of studying the Four Books and Five Classics. The words on this paper are really unspeakable.

Cheng Chumo wiped the sweat from his forehead and then wiped his mouth. He tentatively opened his mouth, but he couldn’t speak out. There was no other way. Blow people up.

At this moment, someone on the tower suddenly shouted: "Waiting for Tang thief, you deceive me into ignorance? I don't think you even have 1 soldiers and horses. Get back quickly, otherwise, you will definitely hide your corpse here!"

Hearing this, Cheng Chumo became unhappy, and he immediately shouted back:

"Mother's, I am sincerely pleased with the mother's displeasure!"

The lord of Xuncheng didn't know what it meant, so he asked the translator to translate it for him, but the translator dared to say that. In the end, he was forced to change the meaning a little bit, but he still couldn't hear it.

After the city lord heard this, he was furious immediately, and asked the translator to continue to scold: "Zhuzi, I should kill him for me! The corpse does not exist in Turkey!"

"Hehe, you still dare to scold me. With Lao Tzu's book in hand, it can give you the upper hand?" Cheng Chu moaned coldly, spread the paper with both hands, gathered energy in his dantian and roared with strength:

"Ling Wuxian? Is your mother looking for death?"

After hearing the translator's words, the city lord was so angry that his mother had been dead for decades, but now he was pulled out and scolded by others, which is unbearable.So continue to curse:

"The little ones..."

Before the translator finished shouting, Cheng Chumo immediately went on to scold:

"The younger generation, who speaks dirty words, is insulting to the gentle. He swears, the son does not teach, and the father's fault is also, so that the fathers are ashamed, and they are called unfilial. You are unfaithful, unfilial, benevolent, and unrighteous. What kind of face exists in the world? ?”

"How do you know! Zhongshou, the wood of your tomb is arched."

"It's okay to die!"

After three sentences in a row, the city lord who scolded was gasping for breath, pointing at Cheng Chumo but unable to speak, and finally came out with two words, the translator hurriedly shouted: "Old man..."

"To grow old and not die is to be a thief. A person who fights the shackles is nothing!"