i have a suite in tang dynasty

The one Cheng Chu silently scolded made him feel refreshed, and the rest of the soldiers also laughed loudly. The city lord held his chest and stared straight at him. open.

The city lord took off his shoes and threw them at Cheng Chumo, but he didn't have the strength, the shoes hadn't flown over the moat yet.He pointed at Cheng Chu and yelled silently, scolding all the anger in his heart, and finally relieved a little, feeling not so angry anymore.

Unexpectedly, Cheng Chumo immediately came up with a sentence: "Don't make too much noise, try listening indiscriminately. Well frogs can't talk about the sea, and summer insects can't talk about ice."

When the city lord learned what Cheng Chumo meant, a mouthful of blood spewed out. He fell on his back and was supported by the interpreter and guards around him.

"Hey, Zhou Da, did you see that old boy vomited blood!" Cheng Chumo pointed to the top of the tower and said, "Big Brother is Big Brother, really amazing, I have to treasure this stuff, so I can talk to others later. "

Zhou Da rolled his eyes at him and said, "Treasure this? Is it possible that you want to scold others every day? I think it's better to study it for me. There are a few poems on it, which are quite interesting."

"No, if you want, ask my elder brother to go, this is given to me by elder brother!" Cheng Chumo put the paper into his arms, as if protecting a baby, and refused to let Zhou Da take another look.

Zhou Da touched his arm: "Hey, there's no sound over there, hurry up and scold him a few more words! Otherwise, what if he ran away?"

"Okay!" Cheng Chumo gathered up all his strength and shouted: "Honored Mother went upstairs to look forward to the night, with a pair of jade arms as a pillow for thousands of people. Looking at the lover who is not here today, there are thousands of people with a little bit of red lips."

The city lord of Xuncheng asked what the man in the city said, but the interpreter hesitated and dared not speak. After being reprimanded, he continued to translate intermittently. After the city lord had finished listening, he spat out old blood again and made a gurgling sound in his throat. He clutched the translator's clothes tightly, his eyes stared like brass bells, and finally he burped as soon as he stretched his legs.

Hearing a burst of crying and wailing from the tower, Cheng Chu smiled silently: "No way, could it be that he was scolded to death? This person's mental endurance is too bad! Oh, I haven't scolded enough, let me look inside again What else is there?"

Zhou Da shouted loudly at this time: "Listen to me last time, I counted to three, if you still don't open the city gate, but after I enter, I will surely slaughter you all over the city."

"one!"

All the soldiers shouted together: "One!" A sound spread, and the soldiers standing on the tower trembled in fright and shrank their necks.

"two!"

Thousands of Tang soldiers shouted again: "Two!"

The translator was trembling with fright. Now that the city lord is dead, the whole Xuncheng is like a group of dragons without a leader. Only he can understand what the people below mean, and he also knows what the videos in Xuncheng are. If the people below really broke through the city gate, all the people in the city would suffer, including him himself.

So he was heartbroken, and immediately stood up and shouted: "Stop fighting, we surrender! I will open the city gate immediately!"

Then he took the token from the city lord's waist, and quickly ran down the tower to pretend that the city lord ordered to open the city gate.

Cheng Chumo looked at the gate of Xuncheng not far away, and said suspiciously: "I see, they will definitely not open the gate, and they are not fools, so even if we scold a few people to death, how can we obediently open the gate? If it is really so easy to attack cities, it will be no problem to attack ten or eight of his cities in one day!"

As soon as the words were finished, the gate of Xuncheng slowly opened, and the suspension bridges were also lowered. A person ran out quickly and clasped his hands together, and made a big gift to Cheng Chumo and others, "I was shocked to hear that the Tang army is coming. When the gates of the city are opened, I hereby welcome you, and invite all the heroes of the Tang army to enter the city and rest!"

"I'm going, they really opened the gate of the city by themselves, are they cheating!" Cheng Chumo said in surprise, "Zhou Da, do we want to go in or not? They even said to arrest this guy as a pawn!" hostage?"

Zhou Da responded: "It's useless to take him as a hostage. If the people inside really want to attack us, do you think one life is worth thousands of our lives?"

"It seems to be quite worth it!"

"That's fine, let's go in quickly, if something goes wrong, I think the young master will find a way to save us!" Zhou Da walked forward one step ahead after speaking.Cheng Chumo followed closely, and the rest of the soldiers stepped onto the suspension bridge in unison.

Not long after, all the [-] soldiers entered the city. Lin Yu stood in the dense forest not far away, and when he watched the thousands of troops were about to enter, he waved his hand to let those who came back after attacking the West City A thousand soldiers shook the trees in the forest and made dust with the felled branches.

The translator saw that there seemed to be a lot of movement in the dense forest not far away. He immediately thought of the generals of the Tang Army who shouted that they had 30 troops, and his complexion changed drastically. Once the 29 soldiers and horses attack, Xuncheng will be breached in an instant, and at that time, he will become a sinner for the entire Xuncheng.

Chapter 793, all fat

Chapter 793, all fat

After taking down Xuncheng, Lin Yu gathered all the civil servants and generals in Xuncheng and killed them all. Leaving these people would be a disaster after all. Only a leaderless group of dragons is the easiest to be taken back.

Later, Lin Yu asked Cheng Yong to lead 3000 Tang troops to recruit people from the Xuncheng soldiers, but who knows, when Cheng Yong went to the barracks to see it, he almost collapsed.

The soldiers in the barracks were fatter than the other, and they were fat and strong. When they stood there, a soldier from Xuncheng could stand up to two Tang soldiers. Let alone fighting, it was hard to run.

In addition, Lin Yu also saw so-called beggars and poor people in the city. They all ate like pigs. Even the beggars had large pieces of fat in their bowls, and they ate them all the way.

"The people here really... really regard eating as the only goal of survival?" Lin Yu couldn't help but exclaimed.

Wang Xiaojie said, "That's right, the biggest pleasure of people here is to eat every day. The rich people try to make more money after they are full, while the poor people start to sleep when they are full. And in Xuncheng Almost every household raises a large number of chickens, ducks, pigs and sheep, and there is no shortage of food at all."

"Except for sleeping and eating every day, without any pursuit, is there any meaning in living?"

"Young master, we ordinary people just want to eat enough and wear warm clothes. Pursue this kind of argument, it will not work for us at all!"

"Oh, that's true!" Lin Yu sighed, and then glanced at the kneeling beggar on the side of the road. It happened that a man who looked wealthy opened the door and took out a large piece of cooked pork skin and threw it on the roadside. beggar's bowl.As soon as the beggar saw the cooked pork skin, he quickly stuffed it into his mouth and ate it.

Along the way, Lin Yu hardly found anyone who was thin. He walked on the road, and he became the greatest inverse ratio to the common people in the city.

It doesn't matter whether the people eat or not, as long as there is no conflict of interest with him, it doesn't matter. He is only here to conquer the Pyu country, not to conquer the people of the Pyu country. Don, his goal has been achieved.

"Brother, the south of the city is just ahead. You should not go there. I went around there just now, and I almost vomited out the overnight meal." Cheng Chumo looked up and found that they had almost reached the south of the city, so he stopped Lin Yu and said .

Lin Yu couldn't help wondering, Wang Xiaojie had told him about the scene in Nancheng before, and now Cheng Chumo said the same thing, could it be that there is something unusual about Nancheng?

"Let's go, we're almost here anyway, so it's okay to go around for a while."

"But big brother..."

"Oh, what kind of disgusting things have we seen in our wars? Go and have a look. If this place becomes our territory in the future, we will have to send people here to sort out government affairs. Let's get to know it in advance. .”

After finishing speaking, Lin Yu walked forward forcefully, Cheng Chu sighed silently, but he couldn't stop Lin Yu, so he could only go with him.

After walking for about 5 minutes, Lin Yu suddenly felt a stench in the air. He covered his nose and frowned slightly and said, "What is this smell? It smells really bad. Has the toilet exploded?"

The people who came with him couldn't help covering their noses, and some of them bent over and vomited.

Wang Xiaojie explained: "Young master, this is a unique smell in Nancheng. In fact, after those people died on the street, left unattended for a long time, the corpses rotted, and the weather is hot, it will naturally emit this disgusting smell. .”

"Yeah brother, let's go. I saw a dead body on the road just now. The flesh on his body was almost rotten. No one cared about it. There were dogs eating his body. Ordinary people really can't stand that sight." Cheng Chumo continued. .

"Oh? Is there no one here in Nancheng? Even the poor are human!" Lin Yu questioned.He walked all the way, seeing that the lives of the people in Xuncheng seemed to be very good, not to mention now, just in the Tang Dynasty, no matter which country they were in, the living standards of the people in Xuncheng were very good. It can be said to be the highest batch.

"I'm not sure about this. Anyway, they all said it was an infectious disease, but I stayed here for a while but I didn't get infected. I guess it's a rumor. But let's go back, young master. There's nothing to see here. How bad would it be if you ran into something disgusting?"

Finally, under Wang Xiaojie's persuasion, Lin Yu decided to return to the City Lord's Mansion, but as soon as he turned his head, he saw a fat beggar weighing about 250 kilograms walking unsteadily forward, with one hand still supporting the wall, and the other With one hand covering his chest, his face became ugly.

Lin Yu didn't notice him, because he saw a lot of fat people along the way, and there were quite a few people who were even fatter than this one. There was even one who was estimated to weigh 450 kilograms. He couldn't even walk, so he could only sit. Watching the pedestrians coming and going at the door.

But when the fat beggar was about to come to Lin Yu, he fell down suddenly, his face rubbed against the wall, and he slid down a long way, half of his face was rubbed bloody.

"Hey, what's going on here? Is it sick?" Lin Yu said to himself, stepped forward and squatted down, stretched out his hand to touch the beggar's breath, this is Cheng Chumo, Wang Jie, and a few others The entourage wanted to stop Lin Yu, but they were all rejected.

"Don't worry, my physique is pretty good now, and it's not easy to catch common infectious diseases." Lin Yu said this as a bet. Although his physique has indeed improved now, infectious diseases never provoke the host. Whether the management system is strong or not, you will be infected if you are not careful.

Lin Yu thought that after the fat beggar had a general inspection, he found that the beggars seemed to have serious heart problems. He took out a small bottle of nitroglycerin from the space warehouse, and then took out a piece and put it under the fat man's tongue. .

After only about 1 minute, the fat man slowly opened his eyes, looked at Lin Yu gratefully, and then grabbed Lin Yu's hand to thank him, but Lin Yu couldn't understand what he said. Fatty knelt on the ground and bid farewell to Lin Yu.

Cheng Chumo, who witnessed all this, was surprised that Lin Yu could cure the disease. After asking, he learned that the medicine Lin Yu gave the fat man was called nitroglycerin, which can treat angina pectoris and relieve the pressure on the heart. The reason for the nitroglycerin was that when he examined the fat man, he found that his heart fluctuated at a somewhat abnormal rate.So I bet that the other party might have a heart attack, but he was really right.

After returning to the City Lord's Mansion, Lin Yu immediately called the interpreter over, pointed a gun at the interpreter's head, and questioned him.

It was later learned that the people of Xuncheng don’t know why they are born to like to eat, and if they don’t eat a certain amount of food a day, their bodies will feel very uncomfortable. excruciating pain.

So there are almost all fat people in the city, and those who want to lose weight, or those who can't afford to eat, starve to death early, and have no chance to live until now.

As for the beggars and poor people in Nancheng, in the eyes of high-ranking officials and nobles, they are a group of lowly and humble slaves.These people still have infectious diseases, so almost no one is willing to communicate with them too much, and they can only stay in Nancheng to fend for themselves.

When Lin Yu asked about infectious diseases, the translator replied that infectious diseases are very terrible, even more terrifying than the plague. Once a person reaches a certain age, this disease will often make people in the In a very painful state.The life of a sick person is also very short, and he will die if he is not careful.

Hearing the other party's narration, Lin Yu suddenly realized. He roughly guessed that the reason why these people eat so much fat is entirely because of their genetic genes. There are also people like this in modern times, that is, patients with congenital hereditary obesity.

If such patients do not eat, they will feel very uncomfortable, and there will be abnormal conditions such as palpitation and boredom.As for being overweight, there will be many diseases of obese people due to their own obesity, such as high blood pressure, high blood fat, high blood sugar or heart disease and cerebral infarction.

If a person is too obese, it will do great harm to the body.As for the people in Xuncheng, Lin Yu also expressed his helplessness. After all, he is not a doctor, and the genetic obesity cannot be cured even with current medical technology.At most, some nitroglycerin will be delivered here in the future, at least it can quickly treat a sudden heart attack.

The next day, Lin Yu led the crowd to leave Xuncheng and continue to march towards the imperial city of Piao.

Chapter 794, Philadelphia

Chapter 794, Philadelphia

"Brother, have you noticed that the second brother seems to have changed a lot recently!" Cheng Chumo said to Lin Yu while sitting on the co-pilot. But still showed his guilty conscience.

Lin Yu was still concentrating on driving the car at first, but when he was asked this question, his thoughts suddenly became confused. After a moment of silence, he replied: "Everyone is subject to change. No one can stay the same. Just like your body , seems to have gained a few kilograms."

"Don't talk about the meat on my body, okay? Haven't you heard an old saying? A person who is fat gets three cents of his wealth, and if he is not rich, he can live in a house. Is it easy for me to eat so fat?" Cheng Chumo said, Patting his high protruding belly, he said, "Hey, don't change the subject, has Second Brother changed a lot?"

Lin Yu licked his lower lip, looked straight ahead, and nodded in Cheng Chumo's expectant eyes.

Cheng Chumo asked again: "Hey, let me just say, I'm sure I'm not the only one who thinks this way. I thought the second brother was approachable before. Although he is a prince, he has a heart-to-heart relationship with our brothers. But now ... Tsk tsk, after he became the emperor, he seemed to be estranged from us, not even the shadow of his former second brother." With one arm resting on the car window, he said sadly.

"If you talk about the emperor like this, aren't you afraid that someone will tell you the secret? You have to know that this can be considered as deceiving the emperor."

"What kind of deceit is this? Didn't I say a few words about him? Don't scare me, brother." Cheng Chumo looked at Lin Yu seriously. Although he said so, he still felt guilty.

Lin Yu smiled and glanced at him, "Look at your cowardice, our mountain is so high that the emperor is far away, what are you afraid of? Besides, only you and I can hear our conversation in this car, and the rest can be heard." Who is there?"

After hearing this, Cheng Chumo felt relieved a little, he patted his chest and said, "Hey, I'll just pretend, the journey is too long, I feel dizzy just sitting in the car, You must be tired after driving for so long, so let me provide you with some fun."

"Then I should thank you very much!"

"Which one of us brothers is with whom? You don't need to say thank you, just go back and get me something delicious. By the way, do you still have that squid barbecue that you let me eat a long time ago? I'm getting hungry these days I'm in a panic, I really want to eat that thing." As Cheng Chu said silently, his mouth drooled, and he sucked it, not to mention how greedy he looked.

Lin Yu was amused by his honest and cute appearance, "Okay, I'll eat as much as you want when you get back. By the way, I still have a piece of whale meat, do you want to eat it?"

"Whale? What kind of fish is that?"

"A whale is not a fish, a whale is a mammal."

"What kind of animal is a mammal? Did it grow up on milk?" Cheng Chumo asked.

Lin Yu smiled awkwardly. He didn't know how to explain the term mammal to Cheng Chumo in detail. After all, the thinking of the ancients was very different from that of modern people, so he followed Cheng Chumo's question and answer. Nodded, "Almost, and the whale is a very, very large animal. A real adult whale can be as big as two to three houses. It is also the largest animal known on the earth at present."

"Really? Brother, don't lie to me that I don't read much. I have never seen such a big living thing. Where is the whale you mentioned? If I have a chance, I want to see it."

"In the ocean," Lin Yu replied, "Uh...the Overseas Immortal Mountain is on the sea. If you want to go...it's really impossible. After all, the road there is far away and very dangerous."

"Then what do you want to do in the past?"

"I have my own method, but it doesn't apply to you, so you just stay in Chang'an City honestly, and I'll get you whatever you want." Lin Yu said so, Cheng Chumo I also know what I am interested in and stop asking.In the end, he returned to Li Tai.

"I heard that the second brother recently discussed the reform with those old ministers. It seems to be more aimed at businessmen. Brother, what do you think of this matter?"

"How else can you see it? See it with your eyes! Even if it is targeted, it will not be targeted at me. After all, we are brothers. I helped him a lot back then. Could it be that he will kill the donkey?"

When Lin Yu said this, Cheng Chumo really wanted to say: Maybe.But as soon as the words reached his lips, he swallowed them abruptly.

After Lin Yu finished speaking, he fell silent, because he also knew in his heart that if he continued like this, Li Tai would probably take action against him in the near future, and what should he do by then?

Treat Li Tai like other ministers?It seems impossible, after all, the two are brothers, how could they turn against each other?But it's not his character to swallow his anger.In short, Lin Yu is extremely entangled now, and he is in a very embarrassing situation.

After a while, everyone saw another city. Lin Yu used the walkie-talkie to order several other vehicles to stop, and many soldiers also stopped.

"Brother, this should be Philadelphia, right? It seems to be very prosperous. You can see that the people who come in and out are all merchants. Should we attack directly or go in and explore first?" Cheng Chumo pointed to the one in the distance asked the city.

"You get out of the car with me, go over and have a look first."

Lin Yu ordered everyone to stay where they were, while he and Cheng Chumo went to Philadelphia pretending to be merchants buying and selling goods.

As soon as they reached the gate of the city, they encountered two soldiers guarding the gate.Lin Yu gestured while talking, indicating that he was a businessman, buying and selling things here, and then asked Cheng Chumo to take out the back basket for inspection, and all the boxes were filled with compressed biscuits.

However, to Lin Yu's surprise, the two gatekeepers could understand what he said, and they could speak a few words of Chinese.

From the mouths of these two soldiers, I learned that Philadelphia is the largest transportation hub of the Pyu country. The merchants who come and go here every day are not only from various cities in the Pyu country, but also from other countries. The proportion is the largest.So the people in the city can speak some Chinese.

In this way, it was much easier for Lin Yu and Cheng Chumo to do whatever they did.

After walking into Philadelphia, what you see is very bustling streets and people of different colors.

Lin Yu and Cheng Chumo walked among the crowd. The latter looked around, as if he saw some surprised hands. Of course, his eyes always fell on those who looked different.

"Brother, look at how dark that person is, it looks like he fell into an ink tank. I don't think anyone will be found at night." Cheng Chumo said, pointing at a dark-skinned person.

Lin Yu secretly tugged on Cheng Chumo's clothes: "Keep your voice down, and don't just point your fingers at others."

"Why?" Cheng Chumo expressed his incomprehension.

"Because the folk custom in some countries is to point your finger at people, which is a very impolite behavior, while in some countries you can't just stare at a person for too long on the street, otherwise they will think you want to provoke trouble. "

"Is there such a saying? Why have I never heard of it?"

"That's because apart from staying in Chang'an City, you only went to the Jiangnan area, and you have never been out of the Tang Dynasty. Different countries and different ethnic groups have different customs. Since we have come here, we should Do as the Romans do, don't be annoying."

Under Lin Yu's Chunchun teaching, Cheng Chumo lowered his head and followed closely behind him, for fear of accidentally offending pedestrians on the road.

After walking for a while, Cheng Chumo's stomach growled with hunger, "Brother, let's find a place to have a meal first, and then we will investigate!"

"What are you eating? Don't you have compressed biscuits in your back basket? Use that pad to pad your stomach first. Let's walk around a little longer."

With a sad face, Cheng Chu took out two yuan from the basket and handed one to Lin Yu.He looked at the piece in his hand, and felt that he couldn't swallow it, because in order to reduce the weight, all they brought were compressed biscuits, and they didn't bring a bottle of water. If they just eat this stuff and don't drink water, they will easily choke .