Wild Lucky God

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"666666"

"Bruce Lee's classic hand gesture, I miss it so much."

"I didn't expect black people to worship Bruce Lee so much. Just by posing such a pose at you, I approve of you."

"Didn't you find out? The anchor speaks 6 French. Although I can't understand it, I feel so awesome."

"I've wanted to say it a long time ago. The anchor can speak French. I, who only knows 22 English letters, feel like a failure."

"Aren't there 24 English letters?"

"233333 You are off topic, you won't congratulate me, you made me laugh, hahahaha~"

"God damn 22 letters."

"Black people: It's amazing, it's amazing; anchor: Well, that's right, I'm the best, kneel down and worship me as your teacher. I feel that these black people will be limped by the anchor."

At this time, the French professional water friend appeared.

"23333, let me translate. The black man exclaimed Oriental Kungfu. The anchor said he learned it from New Oriental. New Oriental, it sounds so familiar!"

"Learn to be a chef, New Oriental, it's a good place, there are 20 stainless stoves, [-] masters are skilled, New Oriental is large, [-] students are all over the world, there are many benefits to learning a good chef, the benefits are too many to say, and the job is stable The income is high, and lifelong employment is guaranteed, guaranteed! However, as I am a New Oriental chef, New Oriental can’t teach such awesome knife skills as the anchor, and my mentor can’t match it.”

"6666"

"6666666"

"I feel that after this black man knows the truth, he will feel that the whole world is full of malice against him."

"Hahahaha"

Chapter 1 God: I didn't let you rob [ask for a reward]

Ye Tian was a little dazed, tens of thousands of thoughts and ideas flickered in his mind.

But even if it's not delicious, it won't be enough to make a child cry.

And not only that.

woohoo~~

This child seems to have a head, and then!Several big black men and several black women also had tears streaming from their eyes.

"What's the matter? Why are they crying?"

Jian Nan was eating barbecue, and when he saw this scene, he immediately said a little timidly: "They won't turn their backs? Shoot us!" Although Ye Tian's barbecue is very delicious, even better than the one made by the proprietress of the barbecue shop , but life is important!

The water friends gasped when they saw this scene.

"What's the matter? Why are you crying!"

"Damn it, from what Jian Nan said, these black people won't shoot the anchor later!"

"Although Jian Nan is very cowardly, but the anchor, let's listen to him this time."

"Yes, anchor, why don't we hurry up and slip away!"

"Anchor, it's best to use the 36 plan."

When Ye Tian heard it, he felt that it made sense, and was thinking about whether to run away. Benny wiped his tears and snot, grabbed Ye Tian's arm tightly and shouted: "It's so delicious!! I will eat it in my life. I have never eaten such a delicious thing! It is so delicious, so delicious!"

Ye Tian: ""

It’s just that the mother sells batches, eating one by one, crying with a sad face, and shedding horse tears. No matter the child or the adult, he was so scared that he thought it didn’t meet the taste of the Congolese people, and he was ready to run away.

The water friends couldn't understand, so they quickly asked Ye Tian what the black man was talking about.

Ye Tian said dumbfoundedly: "He said it was so delicious, he was so moved that he cried."

When the water friends heard it, oh, I'll go, it turns out that's the case.

"66666"

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"Hahahaha, let me just say, the roasted wild pork is charred on the outside and tender on the inside, with a complete color and aroma. I have already tasted the aroma completely. Don't ask me how I know, my screen is really clean, but it is a little wet.

"The upstairs 233333 is so perverted that he even licked the screen."

"I finished a bowl of instant noodles, and I really wanted to eat meat. It looked delicious, and I made myself a bowl wisely."

"I was eating white rice and watching the anchor's grilled meat, and I felt like eating a big meal, 23333"

"You said that the anchor will be detained by these black people, after all, the roast is so delicious."

"I'm going. It's very possible. It's over, anchor! You won't be able to leave for the rest of your life!"

"Hahaha, arrest the anchor and become Mrs. Yazhai. From then on, the anchor has reached the pinnacle of life and married Hei Fumei."

"666666666"

Ye Tian rolled his eyes angrily, and opened Benny's arm. A 1.9-meter-high black man was crying and shouting while eating. Ye Tian still felt very happy for the cute little loli who looked like porcelain.

The following scene opened Ye Tian's eyes. Dozens of people were eating while crying, and the more they ate, the more they cried. Then a group of people were still drinking and danced madly in the square.

Damn the system, Errenzhuan's music is playing more happily.

This knife pierced Ye Tianxin's mouth one after another, to make such a nonsensical scene.

"Ha ha ha ha"

"Looking at the host's expression, I guess it hurts, forgive me for accidentally laughing, hahahaha~~"

"I didn't laugh, I didn't laugh, waiting for the anchor and a group of black men to do that indescribable thing."

"The Huaxia anchor was detained in the Congo, and was asked to do such a thing by a group of black men."

"6666 forgive me for being dirty."

The live broadcast room was joyful, and there were also sympathetic ones, but 90.00% of them were gloating.

In the end, the bones of the whole wild boar, including the four trotters, were roasted by Ye Tian, ​​and those black people were so happy to eat them. Looking at the clear imprint on the bones, Ye Tian felt the corners of his eyes twitch crazily. How strong the bite force is required.

After eating, everyone's eyes on Ye Tian changed. They looked at Ye Tian as if they were looking at the leaders of the country.

In fact, Ye Tian also understands that Africans don't pay much attention to food. In addition, the economy is not good and they are anti-government forces, so these people probably won't be able to eat a decent meal in their lifetime.