Wild Lucky God

After eating Ye Tian's roasted wild boar today, I realized that there are still such delicious things in the world, and I feel like I wasted my life before.

"Mr. Ye, you are like an angel sent by God." Benny said excitedly.

After finishing speaking, Benny said loudly to the others: "Let's cheer for Ye Tian!"

Immediately, everyone yelled Ye Tian's name in unison. The children held up their big bones and yelled in admiration, and the black adults also worshiped with eyes full of admiration. The brainwashing was very successful. From then on, Ye Tian reached the pinnacle of his life and became a Congolese MLM The first leader of the organization, used wild boar to conquer the entire Congo, let them give up their hatred and build a better home together

"Long live Ye Tian!! Long live Ye Tian!!"

With black lines on Ye Tian's face, even the live broadcast room started frantically brushing Ye Tian Long Live, Ye Tian Long Live.

If it wasn't for the live broadcast room, some people probably thought that Ye Tian was about to ascend the throne and become the emperor. This pomp (a group of black people), this momentum (in front of the barbecue grill), would definitely set the Guinness World Record for the poorest emperor in history.

After a long time, these people calmed down and had enough food. Of course, they continued to dance. These black people were really strong, and Ye Tian also breathed a sigh of relief.

When everyone was shouting long live, he actually had the feeling of enthroning the throne. This thought is very dangerous, very dangerous, and must be curbed in time, although there is still a little bit of excitement in his heart.

Ye Tian: "System, let's have some normal dis! If you mess around again, I will break with you."

system:""

Fortunately, this time, the system succumbed under Ye Tian's strong pressure, and that kind of powerful heavy metal music swept the entire bonfire scene, (????)?? ?)?? Hi turned the scene, and the black people swayed to their heart's content when they were full. Food and a free life are what they have always yearned for. I don't know what will happen tomorrow, but today must be happy as soon as possible.

The water friends are also envious.

"I wish I was there."

"Okay (????)?? Hi! I'm so envious."

"Where there is an anchor, there is joy, and the anchor is great."

"Looking at these easy-to-satisfy faces, my heart is filled with a trace of sadness. What right do we have to blame ourselves for being born badly?"

"Come on, Congo!"

There are very few bonfire parties like this in China. The residents of the community will call the police immediately, and the urban management committee will arrive at the scene immediately with a ticket and a fire extinguisher. Use a fire extinguisher to teach you how to be a man for a while. 46

Chapter 1 Anchor, run! 【Reward plus update】

Ye Tian was a little dazed, tens of thousands of thoughts and ideas flickered in his mind.

But even if it's not delicious, it won't be enough to make a child cry.

And not only that.

woohoo~~

This child seems to have a head, and then!Several big black men and several black women also had tears streaming from their eyes.

"What's the matter? Why are they crying?"

Jian Nan was eating barbecue, and when he saw this scene, he immediately said a little timidly: "They won't turn their backs? Shoot us!" Although Ye Tian's barbecue is very delicious, even better than the one made by the proprietress of the barbecue shop , but life is important!

The water friends gasped when they saw this scene.

"What's the matter? Why are you crying!"

"Damn it, from what Jian Nan said, these black people won't shoot the anchor later!"

"Although Jian Nan is very cowardly, but the anchor, let's listen to him this time."

"Yes, anchor, why don't we hurry up and slip away!"

"Anchor, it's best to use the 36 plan."

When Ye Tian heard it, he felt that it made sense, and was thinking about whether to run away. Benny wiped his tears and snot, grabbed Ye Tian's arm tightly and shouted: "It's so delicious!! I will eat it in my life. I have never eaten such a delicious thing! It is so delicious, so delicious!"

Ye Tian: ""

It’s just that the mother sells batches, eating one by one, crying with a sad face, and shedding horse tears. No matter the child or the adult, he was so scared that he thought it didn’t meet the taste of the Congolese people, and he was ready to run away.

The water friends couldn't understand, so they quickly asked Ye Tian what the black man was talking about.

Ye Tian said dumbfoundedly: "He said it was so delicious, he was so moved that he cried."

When the water friends heard it, oh, I'll go, it turns out that's the case.

"66666"

"666666666"

"Hahahaha, let me just say, the roasted wild pork is charred on the outside and tender on the inside, with a complete color and aroma. I have already tasted the aroma completely. Don't ask me how I know, my screen is really clean, but it is a little wet.

"The upstairs 233333 is so perverted that he even licked the screen."

"I finished a bowl of instant noodles, and I really wanted to eat meat. It looked delicious, and I made myself a bowl wisely."

"I was eating white rice and watching the anchor's grilled meat, and I felt like eating a big meal, 23333"

"You said that the anchor will be detained by these black people, after all, the roast is so delicious."

"I'm going. It's very possible. It's over, anchor! You won't be able to leave for the rest of your life!"

"Hahaha, arrest the anchor and become Mrs. Yazhai. From then on, the anchor has reached the pinnacle of life and married Hei Fumei."

"666666666"

Ye Tian rolled his eyes angrily, and opened Benny's arm. A 1.9-meter-high black man was crying and shouting while eating. Ye Tian still felt very happy for the cute little loli who looked like porcelain.

The following scene opened Ye Tian's eyes. Dozens of people were eating while crying, and the more they ate, the more they cried. Then a group of people were still drinking and danced madly in the square.

Damn the system, Errenzhuan's music is playing more happily.

This knife pierced Ye Tianxin's mouth one after another, to make such a nonsensical scene.

"Ha ha ha ha"

"Looking at the host's expression, I guess it hurts, forgive me for accidentally laughing, hahahaha~~"

"I didn't laugh, I didn't laugh, waiting for the anchor and a group of black men to do that indescribable thing."

"The Huaxia anchor was detained in the Congo, and was asked to do such a thing by a group of black men."

"6666 forgive me for being dirty."

The live broadcast room was joyful, and there were also sympathetic ones, but 90.00% of them were gloating.

In the end, the bones of the whole wild boar, including the four trotters, were roasted by Ye Tian, ​​and those black people were so happy to eat them. Looking at the clear imprint on the bones, Ye Tian felt the corners of his eyes twitch crazily. How strong the bite force is required.