Wild Lucky God

"I think it makes sense, after all, chimpanzees are relatively intelligent among animals."

"Why do I feel weird? Is the anchor's eyes weird?"

"Hahahaha~~ The anchor is too bad, there is no animal that would sprinkle urine on a person to show friendship, and he said it so seriously."

"66666, I feel that Jiannan will be ruined after following the anchor for a while."

"If Jiannan knew the truth, his heart would break."

"What if what the anchor said is true?"

"Upstairs, you are still too young."

Before Ye Tian finished speaking, he saw a stream of water flowing down the sky. He had already noticed Ye Tian above, and hurriedly dodged. This chimpanzee was so bad that he didn't finish urinating once and wanted to urinate on him.

Jian Nan, who was about to put down the stone, accidentally got hit again, and the water flow was much stronger than before, and it sprayed him directly on the head, and it was very coquettish, and it ran along his hair and covered his face.

Crash.

"Hold the grass! Dead orangutan."

Jian Nan didn't care about the friendship of animals, he picked up a stone and threw it at the orangutan above his head.

"Hooho."

With Jiannan's arm strength, the throw was too slow. The chimpanzee's thick arm grabbed a branch and easily dodged it. Laughing at Jian Nan's poor accuracy.

Immediately, Jian Nan was furious and threw stones crazily. Unfortunately, his physical strength was exhausted very quickly. In the end, the chimpanzee didn't bother to hide, and his black and white eyes revealed a strong contempt.

Like a person, pinching his waist and shaking triumphantly, the thing was dangling at the moment, laughing at Jian Nan's incompetence.

Jian Nan's nose was crooked in anger.

at this time.

Whoosh.

There was an urgent and fast piercing sound, before the chimpanzee could react at all, it hit its forehead with a slap.

The chimpanzee became unsteady and fell directly from the branch. At this moment, the chimpanzee also seemed a little flustered, but at the moment of falling, the thick arm scooped up in the air, flipped flexibly, and stood on the branch again.

"Hooho."

With a grin of yellow teeth, he made a fierce look, and grinned at Ye Tian, ​​threatening.

It didn't even react to the stone just now, it was so fast that it was almost hit directly and fell.

"Hahahaha, let you pee on me, you deserve it."

Seeing this scene, Jian Nan was immediately excited: "Brother Tian, ​​throw him away and avenge me."

"23333, poor Jian Nan, was bullied by a chimpanzee."

"This chimpanzee is very smart and humane. The anchor should not bully him."

"Hehehe, I just like watching Jiannan being bullied. For some reason, it's so interesting."

"You guys are so bad, I just want to say brother orangutan, have another pee."

Ye Tian didn't continue to do it, but explained to the water friends: "This orangutan is called a chimpanzee, and it is the smallest species in the orangutan family. Its body length is generally 70-925 cm, and its height is about 1-17 meters. , inhabit the tropical rainforest, and live in groups. The nose, ears, hands and feet of young orangutans are all flesh-colored; the ears are very large, protruding to the sides, the eye sockets are deep, the brow ridges are high, and the hair on the top of the head is backward; the canine teeth are well developed. Look at this The chimpanzee's nose, ears, hands and feet are all flesh-colored, so it is a young orangutan. Although this kind of orangutan is small, they have a strong sense of territory and usually use some mischievous ways to provoke each other, such as urinating and throwing shit. So Jiannan, you should be glad that it didn't directly throw shit at you." The last sentence was said to Jiannan.

Jian Nan's face turned dark for a moment, and he looked at Ye Tian with resentment in his eyes. At this time, he didn't know that what Ye Tian said to him before, turned out to be fooling him.

He also extended a hand of friendship, and he really believed it.

At this moment, my heart is like a dog.

But at the thought of throwing shit, Jian Nan's neck suddenly shrank. The smell of urine at this end already made him vomit, if another pile of shit was thrown

"Hahaha, let me just say, the anchor is obviously fooling people."

"Nimma, I still believe it. [Cover face]"

"I'm so witty, I've already seen through the truth. [smirk]"

"Awesome, my chimpanzee brother, not only can pee, but also throw shit."

Ye Tian smiled, and looked up at the tree, wanting to see why the chimpanzee on the tree was silent, what did he want to do?

The next moment, the smile on his face froze, and the chimpanzee on the tree lowered his head quietly, holding something with his hairy hands.

A flash of inspiration flashed in Ye Tian's head, his eyes widened: "Damn, I won't really throw shit!"

In other words, I just said that I didn't expect that this kind of naughty young orangutan really didn't want to eat at all, and used its big move.

No, I saw that hairy orangutan face lifted up, just in time to see Ye Tian, ​​and grinned triumphantly.

Then he waved his hand towards Ye Tian violently.

A black shadow was anxious and fast, flying directly in the air.

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wipe.

Ye Tian's face turned green, he turned around and ran away, this chimpanzee is too disgusting, why should he hold grudges.

Snapped.

As soon as I ran two steps, I heard a loud sound coming from my ear.

When he turned his head, his face was all black. On the ground where he was standing, there was a black and dry thing. The color, luster and smell fully showed that it was the chimpanzee's own shit.

No wonder they stayed silently on the tree, turned out to be shitting, and then made shit shells.

Whoosh.

There was another urgent and slow sound of piercing through the air, and the accuracy was scary.

Ye Tian cursed secretly in his heart, he didn't dare to stop on his feet, he quickly started running, dodging in a zigzag shape, the effect was great in the forest.

The water friends in the live broadcast room discovered it at the first time, and each of them was gleeful.

"Damn! It's really shit."

"Anchor, run, here we come again."

"So fast, this accuracy, this short preparation time, fast release time, master of hidden weapons! If this chimpanzee can be allowed to participate in the international darts competition, he will definitely win a gold medal."