Wild Lucky God

"23333, chimpanzee, I won't accept the wall, so I will obey you."

"What is most lacking in the 21st century? Talents, chimpanzees, the country needs you, the people need you, and on behalf of the hidden weapon community, I welcome you to join."

Snapped.

A solid piece of excrement hit a tree, making a crisp and loud sound, the whole tree trembled, and the excrement exploded in an instant and scattered in all directions. The smell was quite unusual.

Ye Tian breathed a sigh of relief, luckily he escaped, the chimpanzee threw it too fast.

I really don't know how much this chimpanzee pulled, and made so many shit bombs, it's just crazy.

Ye Tian Yaoyao pointed at the chimpanzee a universal finger, a middle finger, with a contemptuous expression on his face.

Immediately, the chimpanzee grinned unwillingly from the tree.

The next moment, the chimpanzee seemed to know that there was nothing he could do to Ye Tian. He turned his head and looked at Jian Nan who was not far away from him.

For it, the creatures in front of it look the same, who is not thrown?

Thinking about it, those orangutan eyes sharpened immediately.

Fluffy's hand grabbed the lump on the branch, quickly kneaded it tightly, and grinned proudly at Ye Tian in the distance, and then waved his hand, a black shadow descended from the sky.

"Fuck!"

Ye Tian was taken aback, and immediately called out: "Jiannan, pay attention to your head."

"what?"

Jian Nan raised his head suspiciously, only to see a black streamer flying towards him rapidly, without giving him time to dodge.

With a slap, right in the middle of his forehead, Jian Nan was overthrown to the ground by a force, his eyes filled with confusion, the moment he fell, he saw the chimpanzee in the tree screaming triumphantly, and then waved his hand again, A group of black shadows flew over quickly and slowly.

Ye Tian covered his face and couldn't bear to look directly.

Coincidentally, he yelled, and Jian Nan raised his head, hitting his forehead. The coordination was perfect, and he definitely didn't do it on purpose.

"Ah~~~~"

A miserable and anal fissure cry sounded in the rainforest, and the resentment contained in it made the big animal chrysanthemum tight, and the small animal fled in a hurry.

10 minute later.

Beside a clear stream, the stream is very narrow, but the water is clean, you can see any creatures at a glance, and you don't have to worry about crocodiles.

vomit~

wow wow.

Accompanied by the sound of vomiting, and the sound of water washing and rubbing, Jian Nan was weakly washing, and was tortured by the chimpanzee.

Ye Tian climbed up a big tree at this time and looked at the nearby terrain from above. Although the visibility was poor, it was much better than on the ground.

"Hahaha~~"

"Poor Jian Nan, sympathize with him for a second."

"That chimpanzee is horrible and must be condemned. Can it happen again? I haven't seen enough."

"Upstairs is too bad. From the perspective of justice, I also ask to come here once."

With a crash, Jian Nan took off his clothes and jumped in.

Ye Tian suddenly remembered something, turned his head to Jian Nan and said, "By the way, Jian Nan, don't pee in the water anymore!"

Jian Nan was taken aback, and asked doubtfully, "Why? Urine pollutes the environment?" So, he really wanted to urinate, after all, he had urinated a lot in the bathhouse when he was a child.

Ye Tian said with a strange expression: "I told you, don't pee in the stream, don't blame me if it hurts to death."

After speaking, Ye Tian turned his head and continued to observe the terrain.

When Jian Nan heard it, his body trembled. When it came to death, he felt that it was a legend to be alive today, and it could be written into a book. But what did Ye Tian mean by this?Could it be that if you pee in the water, you will die?Didn't I come here when I was a child in the bathhouse, river or even in the swimming pool?

But after arriving in the rainforest, every time Ye Tian said, it was not a lie. Every time there was a crisis, there was a crisis. The poison dart frogs on the leaves, the crocodiles among the water plants, and all of them seemed inconspicuous or hidden. Terrific animals, and very scary ones, and yes, damn chimpanzees.

Thinking of chimpanzees, Jian Nan felt a dull pain in his liver, and the stench and foul smell on his body seemed to be stronger.

He hurriedly washed it, but it was a pity that there was no shampoo and shower gel, so it was really difficult to wash it off, or Jian Nan felt too shadowed.

The water friends were also very puzzled, how could someone die if they peed in the water, so they asked one after another.

"Anchor, why did you tell Jian Nan not to pee in the water?"

"The water is not clean? Or is there poison in Jian Nan's urine? If he drinks the water, he will be poisoned and die."

"6666 upstairs is so logical."

"The anchor's last moment of death: You actually poisoned your urine."

"Hahahahaha"

Ye Tian rolled his eyes and explained: "The Congo River is a freshwater river, and there are all kinds of fish in the freshwater river. The reason why I told Jian Nan not to pee in the water is because the Congo River There lives a freshwater fish called the toothpick fish, whose bodies are so small that they can swim up the victim's urethra, and once rooted, they stick out a small spine and absorb the victim's blood and body They feed on tissue and, horribly, they will survive and multiply in the victim until they drain the victim's blood, and only surgery can remove them."

When the water friends heard this, they immediately gasped.

"I'm going, toothpick fish?"

"Anchor, I don't read much, don't lie to me? Is there such a show?"

"Where can I get in? How painful would that be?"

"My god, what should I do after I get in? I won't cut it off!"

"Pfft, no!!"

"Then what should I do? Suck it out?"

"Fuck"

Ye Tian continued: "If you pee in the water, the water temperature and the composition of the urine will make this kind of fish feel it. If there is another toothpick fish next to it, the toothpick fish will definitely slide into your urine quickly. Go in, don’t think of such a stupid way after you get in, can you reach yourself with your head? You can only take it out with surgery, there is no other way, and the surgery must be done before you die of pain After all, that place is very fragile, and after surgery, it is probably useless."

"Damn it! I suddenly felt cold below me. I used to pee in the water, but luckily no fish came in."

"It hurts so much, I will never pee in the river again. [Cover face]"

"By the way, what would happen if it was a woman? [Hey hey hey]"

"Hey hey~~ There are also barbs!"