Wild Lucky God

"I was so scared that I quickly moved the little Maza."

"I have put the phone away and closed the door to prevent the phone from falling. My mother thought I was going crazy again."

"Yes, yes, I am also ready."

"I can't wait for the host to tell some funny jokes again."

Ye Tian organized his language and said: "At night my dad suddenly said to me mysteriously: I can make you a rich second generation! I was surprised when I heard it, and I knew my family was not so ordinary. You have lied to me for so many years. So I took a deep breath and said to him: No matter what you lied to me, I can bear it! At this time, my dad stretched out his hand and said: Give me two dollars, and if I win the lottery, your dream will come true Really!"

"66666"

"Give me two dollars, 66666"

"Hahaha, this is the rhythm of father cheating son."

"66666, hahahaha!"

"This is definitely my father."

"I'm also going to ask my dad for two yuan to make him the son of the rich generation. You wait for my good news."

"Upstairs, you will be beaten to death by your father."

"Anchor, one more."

"Yes, yes, one more."

Ye Tian hurriedly said another one: "It's still my good friend of the bastard. When I was young, the dolls were afraid of injections. She is the only one who likes to inject bottles and enjoys all kinds of fun. She is only four or five years old. , her mother is doing housework, she is on the side, mother and mother play with me, her mother has no time to talk to her, so she said, mother will give you an injection, okay?? That guy is so happy! Good!? I put a toothpick in my hand and glued it with transparent glue. The toothpick was tied with a piece of wool, and the other end of the wool was stuck to the wall...?

That guy just lay quietly all afternoon..."

"puff."

"puff."

"Puff puff!!!"

"Dzz! Hahaha!"

"I'm already hurting myself from laughing, hahaha!"

"This kid has a brain."

"Learned another way to keep children quiet for an afternoon."

Jian Nan was already smiling from ear to ear, Ye Tian looked at Jian Nan, and suddenly said: "Jian Nan, do you want a child~"

"What do you want to do? Men and men can't have children." Jian Nan said, clutching his chest.

With black lines on Ye Tian's face, he wished he could kick this guy to death, and said angrily, "Get out!"

"666666"

"Hahaha, full of passion!"

"Tsk tsk tsk, so here comes the question, is it better for Jiannan to sleep with his back facing the anchor or facing the anchor at night."

"I don't feel safe."

"Ha ha ha ha."

"I always feel gay in gay."

Just when Ye Tian was looking at the starry sky and chatting happily with his water friends.

Suddenly a barrage called [My Girlfriend Is Pregnant] caught everyone's attention, including Ye Tian's.

"Anchor, I'm in pain now. My girlfriend is pregnant. It was a very happy thing, and I was also very happy. Then we started discussing marriage, but later I realized that the child is not mine. I Let’s talk about breaking up, and her best friend called me a scumbag, can the anchor give me an idea? Did I really do something wrong?”

"666666, scumbag."

"Scumbag, I'm sure it's correct!"

"That is, you broke up just because the child is not yours? Do you think you are a scumbag?"

"Marry one and earn another, this business is sure to pay no loss! You earn, you see, once you get married, you will have a wife and children."

"Hmph! Damn scumbag, love is because she is pregnant with someone else's child, but she still loves you now."

Chapter 139 My Girlfriend Is Pregnant, The Child Is Not Mine 【Reward】

"Hello, I am your girlfriend's ex-boyfriend. She is a good girl. Please cherish her. If you are just playing, please let her go. When you are with her, take her shopping and don't let her wear high heels. Her feet hurt. Every time you see her frowning, you must coax her well. She doesn’t like hot weather, and she gets irritable when it’s hot. The first time we did it in a small hotel with 40 yuan in front of the school, she hurt The heart-piercing gas is like a gossamer, and my back is scratched with my hands. Don't talk about it, you will know it slowly, talk about what you don't know. It was super tight the first time, but don't worry, I have helped you widen it, and it is much easier for you to enter, and you don’t have to watch her suffer and feel distressed. Her left breast is bigger, because I have always been used to touching it with my right hand. In the future, you can specialize in the right one, balance.? If you are with Her, don't keep her on top all the time, she'll be tired.? I've only used so many positions with her, but you can develop a little more. She likes new ones.? Her favorite is to have me from behind Jin, she is shy, sorry, but she is most comfortable in that position. You have to take the initiative.? By the way, she only uses Durex. But don't use cool clothes, she doesn't like that because it's too cold. You can buy convex I've never used it before. She should like it. Actually, she didn't want me to use a condom because she was afraid that I would be upset. But I still use it. It's not good to be pregnant. You should also think about it to her if she doesn't resist Give me kj, you can try it too, but the technique is not very good, because I can’t bear to let? Be tough. She enjoys it every time. Her ears are the most sensitive point, and rt is also very sensitive. She has a lot of water. Very comfortable.? Also, she is very provocative and good at kissing. ?It seems to be nothing. That's all.? I wish you happiness.? By the way, don't think of her hand touching my brother when you hold hands, by the way, don't think of her mouth being touched by me when you kiss Man Guo, by the way, don’t think about her expression when she is facing me. Be happy my friend.”

Suddenly a long bullet screen appeared, the whole live broadcast room was quiet, the whole world was quiet, everyone was shocked, there is actually a vicious way of caring in the world, and then everyone went to read it carefully, Ye Tian couldn't help but look at it.

There are eighteen bends on the mountain road, and Qiu Mingshan's car god will overturn his car at this bend.

After 1 minute, the screen is full of 6666, and everyone will only post 666, and the others will not be posted at all.

"666666"

"6666666"

"Mom sells batches, I overturned the car again."

"I thought an undercover agent came, but I didn't expect to see that it was a friendly army in the end."

"There is still this kind of routine, it's like a 6-turn over."

"Damn it, I can't bear to look directly at it, it's too detailed for what he said."

"I learned another posture of disgusting my ex-girlfriend, don't be too 6, I can make her doubt life disgustingly."

Ye Tian was stunned, and there was such a routine, so he couldn't help giving a thumbs up and said, "Awesome!"

And the water friend who raised the question said weakly again: "Anchor, is it really okay for you to do this?"

"Cough cough cough cough."

Only then did Ye Tian realize that he was the right one, so he straightened his face immediately and said, "Okay, everyone, don't make trouble, this friend is already very entangled, we can't sprinkle salt on other people's wounds, even though it's quite Cool."

"23333"

"It's really cool."

"Forgive me for laughing unkindly, hahahahaha."

Ye Tian continued: "The next time is the anchor's emotional interpretation time, that [my girlfriend is pregnant] friend, everyone was just joking before, don't worry about it, what you did is not wrong, when you meet this kind of woman, Of course we have to break up, this green hat must not be carried, this green hat is a lifetime, your life will be ruined, you must not carry this blame, and you are married to her, this woman will not really love you."