Wild Lucky God

The water friends in the live broadcast room were a little confused. They did not agree to get married, but the latter sentence was a bit of a joke.

"Anchor, it's impossible! Maybe people will pay attention to it, but I'm not sure."

"Yeah! Anchor, although I agree that you must never marry such a woman, how can this woman not love him? He has already treated her like this."

"Anchor, have you encountered it before?"

"You have a story and I have wine, please tell your story."

Ye Tian rolled his eyes angrily, and said, "Well, let me tell you the results of the survey. I am not discriminating against women, but this is a real survey."

"This survey for women is like this: There are two men, one is smoking, drinking, taking drugs and sitting in prison with tattoos all over his body, the ex-boyfriend who broke your virginity and made you have ten abortions; The honest husband of your parents, which one do you love the most in your heart? Which one should you choose according to your thinking? Tell the truth."

"Of course the second one."

"That's right, it must be the second one, that's a good husband!"

"It's good if you don't dislike her, she's always the second."

"It won't be the first one! If it is, I will start to doubt my life from now on."

Ye Tian sighed and said: "Hey, most of the answers are like this, the first 30.00%: of course the ex-boyfriend! Every time I have sex with a stupid husband, I always think about the ex-boyfriend; the second 50.00%: Yes , my husband is an idiot, and he hates that I have had several abortions. If my ex-boyfriend didn’t have money, I wouldn’t marry him. Hahaha, I’m spending my husband’s money to secretly buy it for my ex-boyfriend. A BMW x5; the third 18.00%: Well, even if the ex-boyfriend abandoned us time and time again, we still love him deeply, and the receiver will never understand what true love is. You must know that women are really complicated animals .”

"23333"

"6666666"

"This kind of woman is really cheap."

"Women sometimes do it. This shows that I am a girl. Among the girls I know, there are really some people who are as the anchor said."

"This, this, I suddenly don't know what to say."

"That brother, you are doing the right thing, and we support you."

"Yes, yes, I support you."

"That's right, it's obviously that the woman and the best friend are not right. They both cheated on each other and scolded other people as scumbags. They are not smart enough."

"Look, it's a good thing you found out before you were married. If you found out after you got married, as the anchor said, wouldn't you regret it even more? So you found out in advance, you should be happy, laugh, run, go Welcome your new life, and successfully escaped a green hat."

"What the upstairs says makes sense, but I can't even refute a word."

"Thank you [my girlfriend is pregnant] for the rocket x10 that I gave to the anchor! -Anchor, I completely understand, I won’t worry about this matter anymore, I have completely let go of it, thank you for enlightening me, just like what the water friend said Said, I found out in advance, I'm not married yet, I should be happy."

1 Forty chapters of the system, you are inflated [asking for a reward]

Ye Tian smiled and said: "This kind of woman would have been soaked in a pig cage in ancient times. Well, it's getting late, and the anchor is going to rest. He will continue to survive tomorrow. You can't relax in this rainforest."

"Broadcaster, goodbye."

"Broadcaster, goodbye."

"Broadcaster, goodbye."

"Broadcaster, goodbye."

Ye Tian said goodnight and closed the live broadcast room.

As soon as he climbed into the bamboo hut and lay down, he threw the little fat mouse aside, a message popped up in the system.

System: "(Completed) Sub-quest 100: (Build a wooden house within one day) Progress 100/[-]."

Ye Tian was taken aback, and quickly asked, "What about the reward?"

System: "Ah? What? What are you talking about? The signal is not good, I can't hear you."

Ye Tian: "!￥!￥...￥"

Angry at the system for half an hour.

Ye Tian sighed: "System, you are inflated. Where is the system that serves you wholeheartedly? Is the system that took me to pretend to fly and fly me dead? That?"

System: "" [System: I have a sentence that I don't know if I should say it or not. 】

In the end, the system had to make a sound to ensure that the rewards would be generous next time, otherwise it would have almost committed suicide by Ye Tiandun. Along the way, it found that Ye Tiandun was getting more and more proficient at it, and he had no resistance at all. Li, it is so desperate to meet such a host!

At night, Ye Tian slept very comfortably, especially at night when he dreamed of two beauties upside down, the palm couldn't be controlled by one hand, it was soft and comfortable, this little bamboo house was so awesome, basically there was no Mosquitoes, I slept so comfortably, much better than the first day, but the softness in my hands seems very real, and the big steamed buns in my hands can still run. I almost ran away several times, but the big steamed buns are in front. It ran away and was caught by him again.

In the early morning of the next day, when Ye Tian slept comfortably and got up, he looked into his hands, stared at him, and finally realized why last night was so real, isn't this little fat mouse?He has been holding it in his hand for a whole night, and it is almost out of shape. With one hand, the little fat mouse immediately ran away, shrinking to the foot of the bamboo house, looking at Ye Tian with two small, dark eyes. , with fear.

After being pinched all night, this master who came back with him last night was so scary. He ran away many times but couldn't escape, and his hand speed could keep up with his running speed.

Ye Tian was a little embarrassed, but thinking of last night's dream, a lewd smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, he felt pretty good!

Looking around, he found that Jian Nan was no longer there. Ye Tian was startled, and quickly climbed out of the small bamboo house, wondering where this guy would go so early.

After cleaning his face and teeth, slapping his face with water, his mind was soothed, he opened the live broadcast room casually, and said with a smile: "Good morning, everyone!"

A large wave of water friends poured in.

"Morning, anchor!"

"The live broadcast room is open, anchor, good morning."

"I am the first, and my son is behind."

"I'm the first."

"Damn, the buddy in front is too much, and the one talking behind is my son."

"Upstairs, your sister!"

Seeing that the live broadcast room suddenly became noisy, Ye Tian smiled and shook his head. Just when Ye Tian was about to look around, he happened to see Jian Nan, who was covered in dew, walking out of the woods with a dejected face. Full of disappointment and confusion.

"Jian Nan, you got up so early? Where did you go?" Ye Tian asked curiously.

But Jian Nan didn't answer, but walked forward without saying a word with a depressed face.

Ye Tian said to himself: "It seems that he was stimulated again early in the morning, and the word depression is written all over his face. There is probably nothing in this rainforest to stimulate him in the past two days. If he is stimulated, there is only yesterday's trap." Yes, I guess I'm going to go to see my trap early in the morning, and I'm sure I won't find anything, after all, only a man like me can be so stupid, it seems that Jian Nan still doesn't realize this fact."

"The 666 anchor has revealed the truth."

"What the anchor said is very reasonable, I can't even refute it."

"It turns out that I laughed unkindly again. On the way to work, the beautiful woman next to me has been staring at me. May I ask everyone, is she dormant by my handsome appearance? If I go up to ask for my phone number now, it is Isn’t it easy to get it?”

"Hahahaha~~Brother upstairs, you are right, go up and ask for your phone number, she must be very attractive to you, forget it, don't ask for a number, just hold her little hand, men have to let go, ask Take the initiative, maybe we can open a room tonight."