Wild Lucky God

"Anchor, can we show some face?"

"Although he is indeed handsome, but the anchor, you are very sorry for saying that."

"Shameless people like the anchor, in our place, must fight every day! [Laughing emoji]"

"Hey hey~~ Anchor, I'm very good to you. If someone hits you three times, I'll hit you twice."

"You said that when we met the anchor, it is better to slap the face or hit other places. [Satisfied expression]"

"Listening to the brother upstairs, I suddenly had a bold idea. [Lawful expression]"

"I'll go, you don't want to"

"23333"

Ye Tian rolled his eyes angrily, and said: "I declare in advance, after we meet in the future, I can only be hit by a girl, preferably a beautiful woman, preferably with long legs. I prefer black, long straight, and melon seeds." face, high nose bridge, it’s better to wear black silk, if you can wear less, it’s better, if you don’t wear it, it’s even better”

"6666"

"66666"

"I've seen shameless people, I've never seen such shameless people."

"If you don't wear it, it will be even better. I don't know why it's so shameless. I suddenly look forward to it."

"I just accept that the anchor is shameless, and still say it so righteously. [Cover face expression]"

After making a joke, Ye Tian turned his head involuntarily, stared at the direction where the gorilla disappeared for a long time, and found that there was no movement, so he breathed a sigh of relief and said: "To be honest, it was really too dangerous just now, luckily Someone, no, there is a pig escort! The gorilla just now, according to the moment it turned around, I took a look, it should be a silverback gorilla, the number is very small, it is very lucky to meet a wild one .”

"The reason why the silverback gorilla is so called is because the hair on the back of some male gorillas is white. Sharp-eyed water friends should have seen the snow-white back of the gorilla just now. The silverback gorilla is the largest living spirit on the earth. Long animals are also the strongest living primates.

By the way, the silverback gorilla actually eats plants. An adult gorilla needs at least 25 kilograms of food per day. The one I met must be more than that. "

"I just saw it. It is indeed white on the back. I was surprised just now and thought it was a gorilla with motley hair."

"Hahahaha~~Chinese Pastoral Orangutan."

"Wait, have you noticed that the anchor said that the silverback gorilla is a vegetarian and eats plants, so why is the anchor afraid? Running?"

"Well, I seem to have noticed it too. It can't be that the gorilla has really taken a fancy to the anchor."

"dzz, I thought gorillas eat meat, it scares the anchor."

"You look so strong, you are actually a vegetarian, 23333"

"I haven't finished speaking yet."

Ye Tian continued: "Although the silverback gorilla is theoretically a vegetarian, it's only in theory. This silverback gorilla is much bigger and stronger than the largest silverback gorilla found in the world today. How do you look at it?" It doesn't look like a vegetarian, and it even ran to chase wild boars. With that hungry look, I don't believe that wild gorillas are only vegetarians. Could it be that it suddenly wants to change its taste today? Anyway, I believe in one truth, partial eclipse is very important. It is difficult to grow into that appearance, in conclusion, a partial eclipse is very bad, everyone must pay attention, young friends should pay more attention.”

"Hahahaha, partial eclipse gorilla."

"That gorilla is really big. It turned out to be bigger than the biggest one found in the world today."

"God summed it up."

Back at the camp, after Ye Tian put down the things in his hand, he just sat down, remembering that Jian Nan was still making rafts, he felt a little worried, although he couldn't teach, why couldn't he go and see?

It's just that I don't know if it will make me feel more worried and heartbroken after reading it.

Ye Tian hadn't thought of this idea for the time being, but when he thought of this idea, he couldn't help but be curious, and just wanted to see how it was going.

He got up and walked towards the bamboo forest, and said to the water friends: "Jiannan is building a raft by himself, and I don't know how it is. Now let's go and have a look, but anyway, I don't have any hope for him. I just hope he can build a raft that floats on the river."

The bullet screen was full of complaints and gloating bullet screens.

Walking to the outside of the bamboo forest, Ye Tian stood nearby, carefully looking through, and quietly looked towards the bamboo forest.

Seeing that Jian Nan was doing something with his back turned to him at this time, Ye Tian was very familiar with this posture, and the water friends had already figured it out at a glance.

Ye Tian felt as if he had retracted the aerial camera, and said, "Ahem, ahem, it's not suitable for children, children can't watch it, they can't watch it, it will cause needle eyes."

The barrage has exploded.

"Pfft, what is Jian Nan doing!! Damn it!"

"This posture, this movement, is definitely doing that and that."

"Ahem, cough, why do you care so much!! I'll go!"

"Hey, young people are full of energy, hahaha!"

Ye Tian sighed and said, "Hey, young people are prone to impulsiveness. Everyone just didn't see what happened just now. Hey, young people don't know the value of jz, and when they are old, they cry when they look at b." He sighed and exhorted, Then I couldn't help but add another sentence.

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"Pfft, porn anchor, I've already called the police."

"Awesome, hahahaha~"

"Anchor, do you dare to be more dirty! Ahhhhh!"

"Damn it, my three views have completely collapsed! Damn it!"

"This bitch, it's all compiled into poems!! If you were in ancient times, you would be beaten to death like this! Anchor!"

"Don't say it, it's quite smooth."

After Ye Tian finished speaking, he also felt that something was wrong, and quickly said: "Haha, I made a slip of the tongue, blurted it out, and everyone pretended not to hear it."

After finishing speaking, Ye Tian looked at Jian Nan again, and Ye Tian froze immediately.

Seeing Ye Tian's expression, the water friends quickly asked what happened.

Ye Tian turned the camera around again, and everyone immediately saw that Jian Nan was chopping something with a knife at this time, while Jian Nan was chopping and cursing: "Cao Nima! Cao Nima!!"

"Anchor, anchor, hurry up and stop it! If you don't go, you will be gone!"

"Fuck, anchor, hurry up and stop it, what's wrong!"

"Fuck, is it so cruel? You are so cruel to yourself."

"Brother Nan in society, I don't talk harshly."

Ye Tian rushed forward immediately and shouted: "Jiannan, what are you doing? Stop immediately, this is the only man, if you chop it off, it will be gone. In this field, you can't pick it up, so stop quickly."