Wild Lucky God

"I can't see anything now, and my mind is full of tricks."

Ye Tian: ""

Immediately, Ye Tian wanted to flip the table. Can one of you have a conscience? Now the anchor is facing the pursuit of cross-race, what if it is a male, what should I do?Gotta talk about gay love across races?

Nima, I still feel a little excited when I think about it.

Chapter 154 The story that the anchor and Brother Pig have to tell 【Please order】

thump.

thump.

Hearing the sound of huge footsteps getting closer, Ye Tian's little heart beat so fast that the stopwatch couldn't keep up.

climb a tree?

Nima, climbing trees is useful. Orangutans can climb faster and more ferociously than you. Do you really think gorillas can't climb trees?These days even tigers and lions can climb trees, and even pigs can climb trees. Don’t be ridiculous, the world is more complicated than you imagine.

Then turn around and run, his speed is still very fast, surpassing ordinary people.

The lightning-fast black shadow of the gorilla on the big tree just now appeared in his mind, and his heart suddenly became cold again.

The brain has never turned so fast, 1 thoughts rose from the mind in an instant, and then they were directly denied one by one.

"System, let me transform into an Ultraman, the little monster is here, quickly bring me my transforming device." Ye Tian sent out an urgent distress signal.

system:""

"System, hurry up, this is not the time to be awkward, I was caught by this gorilla, and you will turn into a pile of shit." Ye Tian could already feel the bellows-like breathing of the gorilla behind the big tree .

system:""

"Hello! Hello! Call system, call system, system, you are here, please give me a squeak?" Ye Tian continued.

Finally, the system responded this time.

System: "Squeak~ The subscriber you are calling is not in the service area, please call again later. The subscriber you are callg is not the service area, please dial it ter." To be honest, the voice is the same as the echo of the failed call .

Ye Tian: ""

your sister!You really squeaked, what do you mean by the words behind.

Ye Tian cursed: "System, are you mentally retarded? You imitate a mouse and think you are a mouse. What about your brain? I can't hear you imitating the phone recording and leaving a message later? Playing with such a wise and intelligent host like you, It's a little too tender, get out quickly, roll in front of me chubby, and it's your honor to serve me."

System: "Zhizhi~"

Ye Tian really wants to scold this heartless and unscrupulous system again, but the gorilla has already arrived. My god, I can't die so unclear, great and beautiful life, for him like this at eight or nine o'clock in the morning The little sun has just started, and it must be tough, or it will turn into poop, and it can water the flowers.

Just when Ye Tian was about to take out his sharp blade to fight the gorilla, there was a whoosh, and a red thing jumped out from nowhere, and rushed past Ye Tian at an extremely fast speed, scaring Ye Tian by surprise. trembling.

It's not just Ye Tian alone here, there is also a humanoid animal, the gorilla, who is about to grab a two-legged creature that he has never seen in this deep forest as a toy, and try it for a while.

Unexpectedly, a shadow suddenly rushed past it, which startled the gorilla too. Its huge body trembled visibly with the naked eye, which is the instinct of animals.

Ordinary humans!After encountering such a thing, he would mumble and curse, but what about the gorilla?Fuck, you dare to scare me, I will tear you up.

This meaning is what Ye Tian deduced from the roar of the gorilla beating its chest, and it probably means this.

Roar! ! !

With a roar, it was like crying ghosts and gods. Ye Tian only felt his ears buzzing. He was so close that even the big tree behind him was trembling. I don't know if it was his illusion. He seemed to see At that time, God was smiling at him, as if he had heard that his daughter was going to marry him.

In a blink of an eye, he seemed to have passed for a long time, enough for him to have a second child with God's daughter, and he did many indescribable things, but the way God kept looking at him made him a little hairy.

When he woke up, he saw the gorilla flying through the jungle, roaring and chasing the red shadow that frightened it before.

Ye Tian sighed and said: "IQ is a good thing, knowledge is a good thing, I just sent my little brother to use the trick of diverting the tiger away from the mountain, and lured the gorilla away, so you guys! Study hard and follow me Otherwise, it will be like this uneducated gorilla, just using strength, it will be very disadvantageous."

"The 23333 anchor is acting aggressive again."

"Brother orangutan, come back quickly and take the anchor away!"

"If I hadn't just seen the anchor so scared that my legs were shaking, I would have thought that what the anchor said was true. Life is full of routines. I feel that the longest road I have traveled is the routine of the anchor."

"Anchor, do you feel that the shadow that rushed past just now looks familiar?"

"I didn't see it clearly, the speed was too fast, we were all focused on the anchor and the gorilla, and we didn't pay attention at all."

"I have optimized the short video just now. Although it is still blurry, it can already be seen that it looks like a pig, but this pig seems a bit strange. The red skin is full of lumps, densely packed, like I've never seen this breed, but don't say it, this weird pig runs really fast."

"It was stung by a bee."

"No, it won't be the Red River pig in the morning."

"What? It's that horribly screaming Red River pig who seems to be doing dirty things non-stop by 10 people in turns. It can be said that it's the Red River pig that blocked all the bees for the anchor?? Brother pig o? ??"

"If the little brother who processed the video is really right, it should be Brother Pig o."

"23333 Brother Zhu was so brave back then. I never thought that Brother Zhu was not inferior to Brother Zhu. Each generation is better than the previous generation."

"Although I had expected that the anchor would save the day, I didn't expect Brother Zhu to come out as a gun to pay a moment of silence for Brother Zhu."

"A moment of silence for Brother Zhu o +1."

"A moment of silence for Brother Zhu o +2."

"A moment of silence for Brother Zhu o +1008611."

"Calling crazy for Brother Pig O."

"The story that the anchor and brother Zhu have to tell, evil fate, evil fate!"

"Ah?! Brother Pig o??"

Ye Tian was also taken aback, touched his chin, thought about it, and murmured: "That said, that shadow does look familiar, and I could hear the voice telling me to run quickly, he is really a good man, no, good pig, wait for me When you go back, you must give the pig a bag of pig food."

The gorilla was gone, the crisis was resolved, and Ye Tian felt relaxed all over. The tall and strong gorilla gave him a lot of pressure, and he felt full of crisis. The crisis of seeing the python is not small, but it is definitely the most difficult for Ye Tian to deal with at present.

If he is poisoned, he can be detoxified, and if he is injured, he can fight back. However, the gorilla is so powerful that he might break a bone if he touches it lightly. He is very grateful to Brother Pig o.

Sure enough, wherever he is, Brother Pig is always a good person who will help when he sees injustice. In the future, he will definitely go back and get a photo of Lei Feng and give it to commemorate the days when he was willing to help, so that he can maintain this fine tradition and be with the great Comrade Lei Feng continued to study.

Chapter 155 There is only one man, if you chop it off, it will be gone [asking for a reward]

On the way back, Ye Tian said confidently: "Sure enough, a handsome person like me will be helped wherever he goes, not because I am rich, not because I have power, and not because I have good moral character, but Because I am so handsome, hahahaha~~"

"puff."