Wild Lucky God

"Guru Guru~"

Ye Tian was so happy just now that he didn't even notice that he was hungry, but now that he heard his stomach growling, he really felt a little hungry.

I went around outside the woods, but Mao didn't find it.

"Lgb, I've been shopping for a long time, but I haven't seen anything. It would be nice to have a wild boar!"

As soon as Ye Tian finished speaking, there was a sharp cry not far away, Ye Tian looked back!

"Oh shit!" I only heard Ye Tian yelling, and then I saw Ye Tian running away desperately.

The water friends couldn't laugh or cry.

"Hahaha, anchor, isn't this the wild boar you ordered? Why are you running away!"

"Fuck, this wild boar is so fierce!"

"It's dangerous!! The anchor, run!"

Ye Tian frantically ran for his life, jumping up and down in the woods, the whole person was already extremely embarrassed, it was strange to say, this wild boar and Ye Tian seemed to have revenge for killing their father, chasing Ye Tian desperately .

"Fuck you! Stop chasing me! Big Brother! Second Senior Brother! Brother! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Help!"

After hearing this, the water friends walked tensely and were immediately amused by Ye Tian's appearance.

"Pfft, hahaha! dzz!"

"I'm dying of laughter, anchor, you are so funny!"

"I've seen people being chased by dogs, but I've never seen people being chased by pigs. I laughed so hard."

Ye Tian was already out of breath from running.

"Fuck you, lgb! Remember, you will get retribution! Why didn't you crash your head against a tree!" Ye Tian was still complaining.

As soon as Ye Tiangang finished speaking, under the gazes of all the water friends, he let out a duang~!The wild boar actually bumped into a big tree abruptly.

The impact knocked off a lot of leaves on the tree, and it seemed that the impact was severe.

Ye Tian heard the impact, stopped and looked back, pointed at the wild boar and laughed loudly: "Hahaha, I told you to chase me! Get up, get up and chase me!"

As soon as the words fell, the rear leg of the wild boar, which was originally motionless, suddenly kicked the ground twice.

This scared Ye Tian: "Don't, don't, don't! I'm just kidding, brother! Keep lying down and don't move!"

A miraculous thing happened, the wild boar really didn't move again!

The water friends were stunned for a while, and after a few seconds of silence in the live broadcast room, the pot suddenly exploded.

"Fuck! The anchor's mouth! You must have opened it!"

"Hiss~~ Listen to Yin Chusi! It's interesting!"

"It's purely a coincidence! How can there be such a mysterious thing!"

"Let me analyze it. At the beginning, the anchor said that it would be great if there was a wild boar, and the wild boar appeared. Then the anchor said that the wild boar hit a tree, and it happened to hit it again! This!!!!"

"Anyway, I don't believe it, how can there be such a miraculous thing!"

"Wild boar: I'm going to turn a blind eye to the one who should cooperate with you. I'm forcing a pig who loves you the most to improvise~"

"Pfft, the upstairs is really talented! Hahaha!"

"Is the anchor py with this pig!! Isn't it!!!"

"It was a surprise that a well-known anchor in China traded with a pig py! Is it the loss of morality or the anchor's desire, please come to tonight's Approaching Science, we will see you there."

"They are all talented people! The rise of China depends on you!"

Chapter 4 You are the foundation, right? 【Favorites】

Ye Tian found a wooden stick, squatted and walked over like a thief, and came to a position about one meter away from the wild boar. Ye Tian found that the wild boar was actually not that big, at most a little more than one meter long, but the two The long fangs were no joke, the big tree in front of it was directly knocked out of two holes.

Ye Tian actually took a wooden stick and poked the wild boar's belly, but the wild boar still didn't move, Ye Tian summoned up his courage, and put his fingers on Brother Pig's two big nostrils.

I closed my eyes and felt it for a few seconds, then opened my eyes and said with a smile, "Haha, I'm dead!"

"Fuck, this wild boar is SF Express! IQ!"

"How could this pig be killed!"

"Could it be myopia?"

"Anchor, you know so much, you analyze it!"

Ye Tian looked at the barrage, shook his head, and said disdainfully: "Don't you know this? Because pigs can't make quick turns!!"

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"Pfft, hahaha! dzz!"

"Fuck, anchor, do you need to be so knowledgeable when you speak!"

Ye Tian was taken aback, thinking to himself: "Learnable? Isn't this just a simple joke?"

"Haven't you heard the joke?" Ye Tian asked in a low voice.

"A joke? What is a joke?"

"never heard of that."

"not understand!"

Ye Tian was stunned again: "Oh, I'll go, recalling the memory of that person, and found out! This parallel world really has no jokes, not even jokes."

This time Ye Tian has made up a new idea. In his last life, he was a senior Duanyou with more than 100 million points. Although they are not those old monsters with hundreds of millions, they are at least one million.

Tell these people a few jokes, isn't that an easy thing to sprinkle water on!

"Ahem, the host will tell you a joke! Do you want to listen?" Ye Tian asked tentatively.

The water friends were puzzled again, but they still said.

"What's a joke?"

"Just laughing and talking?"