Wild Lucky God

"Hi, I'm a Chinese teacher, where did your joke come from?"

Ye Tian smiled and said: "I have a friend named Wang Genji. One day, he went to see his girlfriend's parents for the first time. The girlfriend's father said, "You are Xiao Wang!" Xiaoji! Seeing the atmosphere getting more and more embarrassing, the girlfriend's mother quickly stood up and smoothed things over and said, you are the foundation."

As soon as Ye Tian finished his joke, the live broadcast room immediately exploded.

"66666666"

"666666666666"

"Damn it, hahahahaha, you don't want to laugh at me to death."

"Hahaha, I can't do it! It's too funny."

"Haha, is this a joke? Haha! It's so funny!"

"One more! One more anchor!"

Ye Tian thought for a while, and then said: "Then the anchor will tell you one more thing. One day, the teacher told Xiao Ming that milk means small, for example, a suckling pig is a piglet. When Xiao Ming heard this, he stood up quickly and said, my family is very small." Poor, I can only live in a [-]-square-meter breast room. When the teacher heard this, he quickly said, "No, change another one." So Xiao Ming said, I have to jump over a breast ditch in front of my house every day when I go to school. For another one, Xiao Ming rubbed his head and thought for a long time, and finally said, "No way, teacher, my nipple is about to break."

"Pfft!! Hahaha, 666666!"

"Just make fun of you, pay attention to me this time!"

"Anchor, where did you learn these jokes, you are so talented!"

"I serve me!"

"Thank you [Wine into My Heart] for giving the host an airplane x1!"

"Thank you [East to West 1] for the fish ball x1200 presented to the host!"

"Thank you [Pull Your Hand] for gifting the streamer with the light stick x55!"

System: "Task progress: 4532/1000000!"

Ye Tian saw that in less than half an hour, there were already more than 4000 subscriptions, and the number of viewers was almost [-]. You know, how long does it take for a new anchor to get [-] popularity!

Ye Tian is full of confidence now, and said with a smile: "The anchor of the joke will stop here first, and our anchor will tell you a few more in the evening."

Although the water friends feel a little pity, but as long as this is the case.

Ye Tian looked at the dead wild boar, rubbed his chin and pondered for a long time before saying: "After all, this wild boar has to be disposed of quickly. It would be great if there was a knife. Cut the wild boar into pieces, and then build a fire. Roast the meat into jerky, so that it can be preserved for a longer time, otherwise, if it is left like this, it will probably stink the next day."

"It's really professional!"

"awesome!"

"Unfortunately, there is no knife~~ Host, do you want to bite with your teeth?"

Ye Tian bent over and pulled the wild boar's hind legs, planning to drag the wild boar back first.

When Ye Tian dragged the boar back to the beach, Di Lieba and Jiang Shuying just came back, holding a few plastic bottles, a thick fishing line, and a plastic bucket.

When the two saw Ye Tian dragging the wild boar, they were both stunned.

"Ye Tian! You are so amazing, you actually caught a wild boar!" Jiang Shuying said with her mouth open.

Ye Tian waved his hands triumphantly and said: "Hey, although this wild boar is very powerful, he doesn't look at who I am. He punched Nanshan Kindergarten and kicked Beishan Nursing Home. He has never lost! It's just a small wild boar. , of course it doesn't matter."

Jiang Shuying and Di Lieba burst out laughing when they heard this.

The water friends also laughed.

"God T punches Nanshan Kindergarten and kicks Beishan Nursing Home, hahaha!"

"I will give full marks to the anchor this time, if you don't brag, you won't be black."

"Hahaha, anchor, you are a weirdo."

Jiang Shuying looked at the wild boar on the ground, frowned slightly, and said, "What should we do with this wild boar now? We have nothing."

Ye Tian touched his chin and said with a smile: "The knife is not easy, leave it to me."

As he said that, Ye Tian walked towards a pile of rocks on the edge of the beach, Jiang Shuying and Di Lieba were watching, obviously not sure what Ye Tian was doing, as if he was looking for something.

Ye Tian turned and looked and looked among the stones, picked up a stone from time to time to think, and shook his head from time to time, it really made people unable to see what Ye Tian was doing.

"Anchor, what are you doing! What are you doing with those stones!"

"Yeah, what are you doing!"

"Solution!"

At this moment, Ye Tian's eyes suddenly brightened!

"found it!"

Jiang Shuying, Di Lieba and the water friends were all taken aback, watching what Ye Tian found.

It turned out that Ye Tian was still picking up a stone, but it was a black stone.

Ye Tian ignored anyone's questioning, and after he made it, the water friends would naturally know.

Put the black stone on the ground, and then picked up a fist-sized pebble, only to see Ye Tian smashing hard at the black stone.

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Immediately!

The black stone actually cracked, Ye Tian picked up a thin piece of stone, scraped it with his thumb, and nodded in satisfaction.

Then he looked at the two beauties Jiang Shuying and Di Lieba and said, "Hey, don't you have a knife!"

The two goddesses Jiang Shuying and Di Lieba went up to take a closer look. Di Lieba took it, tried it with his thumb, and said quickly: "Really! It's so sharp!"

Ye Tian was taken aback, and quickly said: "Be careful, don't cut your hands, it's easy to get infected here."

After speaking, he took the stone knife back.

Only then did the water friends realize that they could still make knives like this!

"Fuck, I got it! Awesome!"

"Anchor, what kind of rock is that!"

"This brain hole, no one else!"

Ye Tian looked at the barrage and said with a smile: "This stone is called obsidian, which is a common volcanic crystal, also known as dragon crystal and ten victory stone. objects and amulets. Because the key has the characteristics of glass, the section of the bridge is shaped like a shell, and it is very sharp! It can be used as a knife."