Wild Lucky God

"Upstairs, what are you talking about, why didn't I understand?"

"That's a fart."

"Pfft~~666, what a talent!"

Seeing the commotion in the live broadcast room, Ye Tian didn't refuse, nodded and said, "That's fine, it's been a long time since I said it, so let's talk about it today!"

As soon as Ye Tian said this, excited bullet screens flew across the live broadcast room, and it was extremely lively.

Ye Tian thought for a while, and then said: "Xiaohua went on a blind date today. In the coffee shop, the woman asked Xiaohua: Do you have a room? Xiaohua: Yes. Woman: Is there wifi? Xiaohua was complacent and thought Seeing that the girl should be someone who likes to surf the Internet, she swore: Yes! Female: Is the signal strong? Xiaohua proudly said: Everywhere in my family is full. After that, he showed a contemptuous expression and walked away without looking back, leaving behind Xiaohua who was inexplicable. He couldn't understand why the other party left. The depressed Xiaohua finished his coffee in one gulp, and then went for a walk in the park , Wanting to ease the depression in my heart, I heard a couple talking sweetly. The woman asked: What am I yours? The man answered: Baby, you are my textbook. The woman said: I hate it. Then he snuggled into the man's arms with a happy face. Xiaohua only felt that his whole body had been violently attacked. What was the situation? Why did he not understand the behavior of the blind date girl today? I didn’t even understand, Xiaohua went home with a disappointed face and called his good friend, his good friend listened to his narration and gave him a sentence: You deserve to be single.”

After Ye Tian finished speaking, he glanced at the live broadcast room, with a bright smile on his face: "It's over, do you understand?"

"????"

"????"

"????"

"What the hell?"

"Why didn't I understand?"

"You deserve to be single!"

"Upstairs, do you understand?"

"No, but didn't Xiaohua's good friend answer like that?"

The water friends in the live broadcast room were bewildered, what the hell?

This is a joke? ! '

"Don't panic! Everyone, don't panic! Hold on tight!"

"Hold on! Hold on! Be sure to hold on, we can win this one!"

"Steady you paralyzed, I feel like I can't control my sword anymore."

"There must be a special meaning in what the anchor said. Why did the woman turn around and leave when she heard Xiao Hua's words? There must be other meanings."

"By the way, what I care about most is that you are my textbook. What kind of love story is this? Even if I have a girlfriend, I still feel confused."

"Kneel and beg the master to explain!"

"Begging for an explanation, I feel that my IQ has been insulted."

"It must have a special meaning. I have written it down word by word. I have to study it carefully."

"Studying a thread, I have an urge to flip the table. (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻"

"Anchor, you should tell me! I feel that my own brain cells have died a lot, and I need to eat a lot to replenish them."

"I feel that the textbook should refer to the real estate certificate? After all, it says that the other party is a real estate certificate, and the representative is very important."

"I feel that the analysis upstairs makes sense!"

"I feel that the analysis is unreasonable. The jokes that the anchor said are not so superficial."

"I agree with the statement above!"

"No matter who you agree with, can you give me a reliable one?"

"Answer urgently! Wait online! Very urgent!"

"I have already sent this joke to Moments."

"Fuck~~ By the way, I'll ask Du Niang! Du Niang must know."

"Upstairs, I think you should save some effort! You can't find the anchor's jokes on the Internet. After all, I was so naive before."

"I went to post it in the post bar, the group and the space, and I didn't believe it. I gathered everyone's wisdom and I still couldn't solve it."

"Anchor, give me some hints!"

Seeing the commotion in the live broadcast room, Ye Tian smiled and said nothing.

All kinds of guesses, all kinds of ghosts and snakes haunting, and some answers really made Ye Tian's eyes shine.

Of course, the answer is: no.

Ye Tian was lazily lying on the grass, and Ami lay quietly beside him, with his hands on the ground, holding his little face, staring at Ye Tian without blinking.

The flat-headed brother on the side was holding a big bone, still biting it, and grinding his teeth by the way.

On the grassland, the bright moon was in the sky, extremely bright, and the stars were dotted in the starry sky in a special arrangement, shining brightly, competing with the bright moon for brilliance.

The scenery is picturesque, and the lovers on the grassland are close together.

Bragging with water friends is also a good life interest.

Ye Tian's thoughts are diverging. On the grassland, wandering under this bright river of stars, his mind is calm, as if he has been purified by nature, incomparably peaceful, natural and comfortable.

Suddenly, Ye Tian suddenly thought of Wang Dafu who followed him into the grassland:

"By the way, Dafu doesn't know how he gets along with his good friend? I don't know if you miss me?"

Chapter 497 It's so fragrant and delicious!

shelter.

At the same time, under the same starry sky.

A figure that was getting thinner day by day, and a similar figure with a huge furry figure. The figure lay down and stared blankly at the stars in the sky, while a figure with a huge figure like a giant bear sat aside, stuffing itself from time to time. Something goes in the mouth.

This pair is none other than Wang Dafu and his good friend Gorilla.

At this time, Wang Dafu had reached his original goal of following Ye Tian to the wilderness - to lose weight!

The current Wang Dafu is definitely not fat at all, on the contrary he looks very thin.

After all, after eating vegetarian food with gorillas for so long, people will lose weight.

It's not that he doesn't want to eat meat, but he can't catch it!

"Brother Tian, ​​where are you?! Did you really forget me!"

Wang Dafu's voice was full of confusion and illusion, whispering like a ghost.