Wild Lucky God

If someone nearby heard it, they would think they had encountered a ghost, and they would be so scared that they would urinate in their ass.

"Hoohoo~~"

When the gorilla heard his good friend's voice, he immediately grabbed a handful of food and handed it to Wang Dafu.

Wang Dafu didn't even look at it this time, he took it directly, stuffed it in his mouth, and chewed heavily.

From the beginning, he refused, then reluctantly swallowed, and now he fully accepts it.

The former Wang Dafu, even if you beat me to death, even if you threw me from a height of [-] meters, even if you kicked me off the cliff, he, Wang Dafu, would not eat a bite of your gorilla .

The current Wang Dafu, um, is really fragrant and delicious!

It seems to be a little sweet, but in fact, the effect of vegetarian food is still good.

Wang Dafu comforted himself in his heart.

Human beings can become the top of the food chain in nature, not because of their own strength, but because of their strong adaptability and survival ability.

And Wang Dafu has shown his amazing adaptability and survivability during this period, which is a potential that has no chance to show in the modern city.

Of course, this is the truth, but if someone says that in front of him now, he will immediately run wild, and then let the gorilla hold you down and kick your face hard.

While looking at the starry sky, Wang Dafu took gifts from good friends from time to time, and the two cooperated perfectly.

On Ye Tian's side, he continued to tease the water friends.

"Looking at you for so long, you haven't given a correct answer."

Ye Tian said with a smile: "Then I will give you some hints!"

"Anchor, hurry up!"

"Finally gave a hint!"

"Benzi and Bi are ready, anchor, hurry up!"

"Pfft~ Upstairs, you made a typo, or you want the host to go directly to you, and you accidentally exposed your inner feelings!"

"To be honest, if the anchor is my boyfriend, I will definitely do it so that he can't get up, and he can't even support the wall."

"666, I feel that the important thing is to be an anchor upstairs. It has the same meaning as cursive characters. I can say this kind of words in this tone. After my rigorous logical analysis and 20 years of research in linguistics, I come to the conclusion that Conclusion, upstairs is a man."

"23333 You guys are so terrifying!"

"Don't drive, everyone is studying serious jokes? Everyone, hold on! Hold on!!"

"Anchor, please start your prompt."

Looking at the live broadcast room, it became more and more crooked and dirty.

Ye Tian couldn't help feeling very gratified in his heart. Under his leadership, these people finally opened up a new world and saw the true meaning of joy in life.

It's okay to be dirty, happiness is what matters.

Life is so stressful, laugh more, make more jokes, and you can release your heart.

"First important tip: wifi coverage!"

Ye Tian raised one finger, then raised a second finger, and said with a smile: "The second important reminder: I am a scumbag!"

The water friends were suddenly confused.

"???"

"???"

"wif coverage?"

"What the hell is this, why don't I understand what it means?"

"The first one is okay, but what the hell is the second one? It doesn't fit at all!"

"School scum?! Anchor, I feel some kind of malice in the dark. As a top student, I was number one in elementary school, junior high school and high school. I didn't perform very well in the year I was admitted to university. I only got first place in the city. , Tell me, how can I understand the scumbag like this?"

"Upstairs in 6666, you're acting so aggressive!"

"It's so bad, I only give 99 points, and I will give you less, because I am afraid that you will be proud!"

"Anchor, make your prompt more obvious!"

"I'm so dazed, what do you mean?"

"I'm going~~ I feel like my IQ of 200 has returned to zero today."

"My God, as a 985 high-achieving student, today I feel that my IQ has been insulted."

The water friends looked blank, what is this hint?

Everyone's first reaction was: what the hell is this?

Second reaction: What the hell is this?

There were heated discussions on the bullet screen in the live broadcast room, crazy discussions, one person's wisdom is not enough, but this is not a group of people!

From point to surface, from surface to ball, step by step analysis, in-depth analysis, and finally the water friends turned the table directly, go to Nima, analyze the balls.

The more you talk, the lower your IQ will be, and one after another will return to zero. There is too much knowledge in this.

Ye Tian watched the barrage in the live broadcast very interestingly. In fact, he saw that some people had already touched the point unintentionally, but they didn't connect with the joke, so no one cared, and it just passed by.

But the master is in the world!

Although most of the water friends have passed out after analysis, they are all in their own theories.

Just like a rope, a dead knot, the more disordered, the more dead knots, the more fixed the thinking, the more confused, the more unreasonable it is.

But someone finally analyzed one.

"I figured it out, and I was the first one. I finally understood why that woman turned around and left. She was so scheming. If today's women's IQ is so terrifying, it is really unimaginable for men. My God, is this him?" The more I think about it, the more I feel my scalp tingle, the anchor, you are so stupid, you can actually say such a meaningful joke, I really admire it, and it also reflects the current situation of some young people in reality today."

"What about me, you should give the answer quickly!"

"Awesome boss! Have you really analyzed it?"

"I'll go! I was so scared that I fell to my knees with a plop, and the boss actually analyzed it."

"Send it on your knees, worship the boss!"