Datang Fenghua Road

Shame is second, the emperor is most afraid of being assassinated.

"Goddess of Mercy, get out of the way!" Li Shimin said with a gloomy face and said coldly: "This stinky boy is getting more and more unruly. He even dared to fire in front of me. If he had ulterior motives, I would have no bones left now."

"Your Majesty will not, and the concubine promises not to. That child is just unintentional. He has been miserable since childhood, living in a mud-like village, lacking people to teach, and does not understand the world's human feelings. I can't blame him for this, Your Majesty."

"Humph!" Li Shimin snorted heavily, and the eldest grandson pleaded bitterly to soften his face a little, but still said: "Don't interfere in this matter. This stinky boy is getting more and more outrageous, I can tolerate him being slick, I can tolerate him being rude, but the rules must be there, otherwise where is the power of my heaven?"

"Your Majesty, you still want it, you still want..." The eldest grandson's eyes fell on the long sword in Li Shimin's hand, and the phoenix eyes were full of tears. She choked up and finally sobbed. She sat down on the ground and said sadly, "Yue'er he It's really not intentional, Your Majesty, just look at him since he was a child, and go around him once."

Li Shimin let out a long sigh, but did not reply with a gloomy face.

The eldest grandson sat on the ground with a miserable face and murmured: "Could it be that this is fate. We haven't seen each other for 16 years, and seeing each other is a farewell. If this is the case, I would rather never see this child."

Clang clang, the long sword fell to the ground!Empress Changsun begged bitterly, but Li Shimin finally couldn't help himself. He stretched out his hand to help Changsun, and groaned in dissatisfaction: "You dote on him so much, and one day you will hurt him."

"No!" The eldest grandson shook his head vigorously and said, "The concubine promised Your Majesty that he will never reveal his identity. Let's make him a loose noble and let him stay far away from the court. In this life, he will only be a rich man. No one will use his status to annoy you..."

"That's the only way!" Li Shimin sighed slowly, he glanced at his eldest grandson, and said helplessly: "Guanyin maid, I owe you, if you change someone else tonight, hum..."

The eldest grandson shook his head slowly, holding Li Shimin's arm and said softly: "Your Majesty, don't say anything about what you owe or not, if you really want to count it, it should be the debt that my husband and wife owed him in the past life, and he devoted himself to childbirth in this life. Reincarnated and come to ask us for repayment."

"Humph! If someone else dares to do this, I will destroy his nine clans." Li Shimin snorted heavily, supported his eldest grandson's body, and said lightly: "You don't talk in a while, although I forgive this stinky boy, I still have to intimidate it. , lest he seem to be ignorant and cause trouble in the future."

"The concubine promises not to talk nonsense! Even if you kick his ass, the concubine will not feel distressed."

Li Shimin snorted and said, "Kick his ass? Are you willing? Last time I was in the backyard of Dali Temple, I just kicked a few times, but when I returned to the palace, I was scolded by you for half a month..."

The emperor's tone relaxed, and the eldest grandson breathed a sigh of relief, and said with a smile: "Not this time, you can kick him any way you want."

"Let's go up together!" Li Shimin smiled slightly and said meaningfully: "I guess this kid is racking his brains to figure out the words, I want to see what he will say..."

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The top of the fort, next to the red cannon.

"It's over, it's over..." Han Yue scurried back and forth with a crippled leg. Although he was not from the Tang Dynasty, he had watched a lot of palace fighting movies and TV dramas in later generations. It was cool to shoot in front of the emperor, but the storm that followed How to bear?

He is not an idiot, and he knows that he has committed a big taboo. It was only because he was overwhelmed by hatred, and he only wanted to kill Wang Lingyun, so he did such a stupid thing.

The artillery was fired in front of the emperor, and the shells landed not far from the emperor. Just thinking about it would break out into a cold sweat.No matter how famous Li Shimin is through the ages, he is probably going to be furious this time.

"What should I do, what should I do? I'm afraid it won't be solved by kicking my ass this time. Li Shimin, a ruthless man through the ages, will he chop me with a knife..." It would be a lie to say that he is not afraid, he is a gangster, not Liu Hulan , Still can't be heroic and unyielding.

"Master Hou, are you worried about the emperor's anger?" Han Xiao suddenly came over, his eyes flashing, a little splendid.

"Yeah! I opened fire in front of him, which is a serious crime that can be decapitated."

Han Xiao's eyes flashed, and he suddenly smiled sweetly, and said, "Why don't you give it to me? It's just my own opinion and it has nothing to do with you. As long as you clear the relationship, the emperor will punish you at most."

"Put it down!" Han Yue shook his head like a rattle, and said angrily, "You are a little girl who disguised herself as a man, what qualifications do you have to bear such a big crime? Can the emperor believe it? He's not a man who stands upright, but he can't do such a thing with a woman on top of the tank, disgust can make me sick to death..."

"If you don't want to blame me, then you can only do another way!" Han Xiao sighed softly. She heard that Han Yue was unwilling to blame herself. For some reason, she was very happy, her small eyes flashed with wisdom, and then Said: "Since ancient times, emperors and monarchs have always been greedy for authority. Emperor Yang of the Sui Dynasty conquered Korea three times, and His Majesty also had the ambition to expand the territory. If you can make a fuss about this, as long as the merits outweigh the demerits, the guilt tonight will be yours. Can stop."

Han Yue was stunned for a while, and couldn't help but say, "How do you say this?"

"The red-clothed cannon..." Han smiled and pointed at the cannon beside him with his little finger. He said meaningfully, "You don't really think that the emperor came here to climb a mountain to find the scenery, right? This is the purpose of the people..."

When she said this, Han Yue understood.

The red-clothed cannon, the weapon of war, if this thing is handed over to Li Shimin, it can really stop a disaster.

"Hey hey hey, little girl Han Xiao, you're not bad! Come here, let Hou Ye touch your bones, and see why you were born so elf..." Once the pretender lost his fear, he immediately fell into his old ways, Couldn't help but started to tease the little girl.

Han Xiao's pretty little face blushed immediately.

At this moment, I heard the sound of footsteps at the entrance of the stairs, and the figures of Li Shimin and Changsun finally came up.

Han Yue's neck shrank, and he hurriedly greeted him with a smirk on his face.

"Your Majesty Tianwei, this kid knows his guilt, and would like to present a mighty general cannon to the imperial court. I wish Your Majesty to use it to sweep the world, open up the territory, and continue the past..." I don't think about the words for now, let's talk about the past.

Han Xiao watched from a distance from behind, her bright eyes kept observing Li Shimin's face, for fear that her idea would be invalid.

It's a pity that the countermeasures of the two little guys' hard thinking and meditation are purely in vain. Li Shimin has long been persuaded by his eldest grandson, and he can escape even if he doesn't give the cannon.

The information is not equal, and sometimes it really kills people.

Sure enough, Li Shimin laughed and said to his eldest grandson: "Wugou, have you seen this, this kid is very slick, I knew he would find a way to save himself."

Suddenly harvesting a weapon in the battlefield, how could an ambitious emperor like Li Shimin not be happy, and even forgot to intimidate Han Yue for a while.

"That's fine!" Changsun breathed a sigh of relief, a big stone in his heart finally settled.

But the next moment, the queen walked directly to Han Yue's side, grabbed the guy's ear, and twisted it hard.

"The little monkey will be fooling around. If you don't teach you a good lesson, I'm afraid it will turn the world upside down. Let's see how this palace will deal with you this time!"

Chapter 91 Wang Lingyun is not dead?

The eldest grandson shot, like a female tiger going down the mountain, really sturdy.Don't look at her gentle and elegant personality, but how can a queen have a good character and role, how can you suppress the harem without two brushes?

This fat beating is really a good meal.

The old pretended to force the prisoner to tear up, looking up to the sky pitifully and sighing: "The history books are all fucking deceitful, and they still record after the benevolent and wise, is there a queen who beats people at every turn?" He cursed in his heart, and wrote all the history books after the Tang Dynasty. The guys scolded each of them one by one, but stared at the eldest grandson's slender white hands cautiously, for fear that the other party would come and cut him again if he was upset.

It's okay to beat him twice, the bastard's rough skin and thick flesh expressed that he was not afraid, but the magic trick of pulling his ears with his hands really gave him a headache.Grab it and twist it left and right, the pain, the sourness, is really heart-wrenching.

It is said that such unique skills are women's innate magical skills, and the unlocking time of skills varies. There are girls who can understand them at the age of seventeen or eighteen, and there are girls who only become women and slowly learn them.Although women learn this trick at different times, no matter how late they realize it, once they become mothers, this magical skill is immediately perfected.

Don't say that Han Yue can't stand this trick. Even His Majesty the Emperor has to eat it once in a while. Countless princes and princesses have all changed their faces. You haven't seen a girl who is only three or four years old. The concubine has a very good face in her arms. Don't hold my cute appearance.

Li Shimin smiled a little gloating. He looked at Han Yue's red ears and said, "Yes, if you twist it again, it's almost like the color of a monkey's butt. How about a stinky boy, the Queen's teachings are unforgettable. , If you dare to act indiscriminately in the future, be careful that I will directly arrest you in the palace, and let the queen teach you a lesson every day."

"Lessons every day..." Han Yue looked terrified, but felt that the dark clouds above his head, and his future life was bleak.

"Don't bring such a fun!" He lamented miserably. How could he be so excited in the Tang Dynasty when he got into trouble with this unreasonable family?No, you have to save yourself and find a way to fool the emperor away.

"Your Majesty!" With a smile on his face, he cautiously probed: "Look, it's late at night, the world is waiting for you to sort out, there must be countless memorials accumulated in the palace, should you drive back to the palace? already?"

"Thinking of a moth again?" Li Shimin squinted at him, and directly exposed the slap in the face: "I have seen a lot of masters who are evil-faced and drive guests, but there are not many of them like you."

"Uh..." Han Yue looked bewildered and said with a shy smile: "I call this the curve to save the country, hehe, the curve to save the country."

Li Shimin snorted softly.

Han Yue saw that his posture was determined by him, he hesitated for a long time, and finally couldn't hold back, and tried again: "Your Majesty, are you really in no hurry to return to the palace?"

"Go back to the palace for what?"