Datang Fenghua Road

"Criticize memorabilia! Sleeping palace maid... Uh, it is to cultivate the body and mind, to cultivate the body and mind, so as to keep the dragon's body healthy..." Han Yue almost slapped himself in the face. To be honest, the emperor's maid wants you to take care of it?The beating!

Out of the corner of his eye, he saw the eldest grandson with a smile that was not a smile, with a pair of jade hands and ten fingers spread out, as if the nine yin white bone claws would be handed up at any time, he was so frightened that his neck shrank, and he carefully retreated behind Doudou.

Hearing Li Shimin indifferently said: "I won't go back to the palace today, the civil and military of the whole dynasty have three days to rest, why can't my royal family relax my body and mind? Although your little barren mountain is simple, it is better to stay away from the disputes of the court, just to let me relax here. Pass the day..."

"How can I do that?" Han Yue was anxious, and he said impatiently, without being respectful in his tone, "You are the majesty of a country, how many important affairs are waiting for you in the court? Besides, the emperor went on a tour in disguise, and no one in the palace was intimidated. If Let people with other purposes know, what should I do if there is turmoil?"

"Humph!" Li Shimin hummed to the sky, and said lightly, "Why not stay away from the imperial palace, and what if you don't live in the palace? Who would dare to snatch the throne that was killed by mountains of corpses and blood in my entire life? , I will be overjoyed instead, my sword has been out of its sheath for a long time, and I have long been eager to drink blood and scream, who would dare to cholera the court, I will wait for him in this small barren mountain..."

What he said was domineering, and there was a kind of inexplicable pretentiousness. Even Han Yue, who was pretending to be an old man, couldn't help being stunned, and couldn't help shouting 666 in his heart.

Listen, my long sword has been unsheathed for a long time, and I have long been eager to drink blood and scream. These words are simply a copy of the famous saying of the barbarian king in the game of the later generations. It is said that the guy is a real man for five seconds, and he screams at people at every turn: My broadsword is already hungry and thirsty!That kind of pretentious posture is exactly the same as that of Li Shimin.

Han Yuezhen had some doubts that the emperor also came through, he almost asked for the phone number!

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There was a cool breeze in the small barren mountain at night, and Tianjiazhuang was attacked and killed a lot of people, both on the mountain, below the mountain, and in the village.

The ancients paid attention to burying the ground for safety, and the people were crying and collecting the bodies of their relatives. The thousands of knights finally came into use. The emperor waved his orders and everyone went to help the people.

The leader of the Hundred Knights was a little reluctant, and finally provoked Li Shimin to rage. It is also a scourge for such ignorant people to stay. The emperor gave an order, and a few guards stepped forward. The guy was finally kicked over to the ground. The Hundred Knights Warriors were not happy with him for a long time. They found ropes and trapped this guy into a twist and threw it on the mountain. It is estimated that it will be difficult to think about it later.

Han Yue wanted to help, but was stopped by the emperor's family.Without him, the eldest grandson wanted to teach him a lesson, Li Shimin wanted to shock him, and Xiao Sizi wanted to listen to good stories.

"Big brother, big brother, what happened to the monkey grandson? Did he kill the Jade Emperor? Did he become the Jade Emperor in the end?"

Han Yue's head was so big that he wished he could slap himself to death.What kind of story is not good to tell, but it is about making troubles in the Heavenly Palace. This allusion is originally a reflection of rebellion, but he told it in front of the emperor's family.

Fortunately, Li Shimin didn't care. The emperor was actually a fan of stories. Instead of blaming Han Yue, he said eagerly: "You brat should be beaten up. If you don't learn good things, you can cut off the plot by imitating others. Hurry up and tell me, what grandson... ...Sun..."

"Sun Wukong!" Concubine Yang interjected next to her, her eyes lit up and said, "Title Monkey King!"

"Yes! Great Sage Monkey King..." Li Shimin waved his hand and said loudly, "Don't be afraid, stinky boy, I'm not the kind of ignorant monarch who adds crimes for his words. Your story sounds interesting, so hurry up and say it again. If you dare to break the bridge, be careful to give you a discount on dog legs."

Damn, does this count as a reminder of the Tang version?Han Yue was speechless and couldn't help but quietly rolled his eyes.Fortunately, he has goods in his stomach. The story of Journey to the West is well-known in later generations. Even if he is an illiterate gangster, he can tell it a few times, and he can barely handle the emperor's family.

Therefore, the Datang version of Journey to the West was staged ahead of schedule, and of course changes were made during the period. For example, Li Shimin had a nightmare and other bridges that must not be said, and the dynasty should be changed to an overhead, that is, the time of so-and-so ancient times...

The emperor's family was delighted to hear it, Li Shimin shook his head, the eldest grandson and Concubine Yang were radiant, Xiao Sizi bit his fingers and drooled, and his big round eyes were full of admiration.

Han Yue is the only one who is struggling, not only to tell stories to the family, but also to cook for them part-time.While he was talking about Journey to the West, he was constantly kneading the dough in his hands. Tonight he was going to make Shaanxi's famous oil-splashed noodles for the emperor to taste.

At this moment, someone outside the earthen fort suddenly asked loudly to see him, but it was the soldiers of the Hundred Knights who were cleaning the battlefield and noticed something strange, and hurriedly sent someone to report.

"Your Majesty, we gathered the corpses of the common people and thugs, and found that there was no figure of Wang Lingyun. This matter is very strange. It is estimated that this person is not dead. Please make a decision."

"What?" Before Li Shimin could speak, Han Yue stood up first, and the dough in his hand fell to the ground with a clatter.

His entire face darkened.

The cannonball hit the chest directly, you tell me Wang Lingyun now, is that bastard a god?

Chapter 92 The Emperor's Wrist

Since Han Yue began to prepare Huoxiang Zhengqi Water, Wang Lingyun's vicious and vicious offensives have come one after another. The hatred is long overdue.

In particular, the fact that Wang Lingyun led the crowd to slaughter the village had already ignited the anger in Han Yue's chest.In order to kill this bastard, he even dared to open fire in front of the emperor at the risk of the world. He originally thought that Wang Lingyun would not be spared, but unexpectedly there were twists and turns.

The warriors of the Hundred Knights did not find Wang Lingyun's body, which means that this person is not dead...

Although he was bombarded by a cannon, it was only a solid bullet, and it would never blow people to pieces.Even if he fell off the cliff, he would not be able to fall down to the height of the small barren mountain without leaving any bones.

Could it be that this offal is really a fairy?This is not dead.

Han Yue's face was gloomy. He was unwilling to ask the soldier: "Are you sure you have searched all the places? For example, the creek under the mountain, the fields and ditches, maybe Wang Lingyun rolled into that kind of place."

The soldier was very discerning, although he knew that Han Yue was only a county man, but there were not many county men who could chat with the emperor's family in the middle of the night. Be cautious in doing things, and have searched all the way up and down the mountain, the villain even searched all the way to the Weishui River, and never saw Wang Lingyun's body."

boom--

Han Yue slammed his fist on the table. This result was not what he wanted. The so-called hope that the greater the disappointment, the greater the disappointment. He originally thought that Wang Lingyun had been killed, but now he was nowhere to be seen. Go find it yourself..." He said and went out the door.

"Can you find it when you go? Even if you can find it, have you thought about the consequences?" Li Shimin gave an order, suddenly kicked Han Yue to the ground, pointed at his nose, and reprimanded: "When the mind is impulsive, when will it grow? Big? Then Wang Lingyun will not die if he is shot by a cannonball, he must have strange martial arts, so what if you can really find him, let him stab him to death in vain?"

"But……"

"But what! Are you more capable than our Hundred Knights?" Li Shimin raised his eyebrows and scolded: "Let me stay at home honestly, you don't have to worry about this matter, I have my own plans, I will not let you Tian family. Zhuang people died in vain."

The emperor said so, what else can Han Yue do? He walked to the side in dejection, grabbed a piece of dough and kneaded it vigorously, as if he was going to squander all his strength.

The eldest grandson came over slowly, she suddenly raised her pale jade hand and flicked her finger on Han Yue's forehead. The head collapsed and it hurt, and Han Yue's whole body was agitated, and the anger in his heart gradually suppressed.

Changsun said softly: "You are stupid too, you are a little bit shrewd. How come you act like this when you are in trouble? This is not a good thing, you have to change it." Help him get the dust off his ass.

The queen dared to touch his butt. Although it was out of kindness, Han Yue still got a big red face.

Fortunately, Xiao Sizi rescued him from the sea of ​​misery.

The little princess was still thinking about the story of the great sage Qitian. She waved her little hand and staggered over, hugged Han Yue's thigh, and asked with her little face raised, "Big brother, what happened to that monkey in the end, he was taken by him. Is it painful to be under Wuzhi Mountain?"

"Is it painful?" Han Yue murmured, bent over to pick up Xiao Sizi, and whispered, "He is in pain, but this is his mission, and he can't escape..."

"Why?" Little Sizi didn't understand, but she was more concerned about the story, so she forgot about the monkeys in a flash, and pulled Han Yue to pray: "Big brother, can you continue to talk about it, Sizi still has to listen to Journey to the West? remember."

"Okay! Then I'll continue to tell Sizi..." Han Yue agreed softly. In the face of such a pink and jade-cut little girl, no one could ruthlessly refuse her request.

The atmosphere in the room was a little warm for a while. If this scene was placed in an ordinary farmhouse, it would just be the brother telling the story to the sister to coax her.But it is different in the royal family. Don't forget, Sizi is a princess, even though she is small.

Who dares to let the princess call her big brother?And the emperor and the queen didn't even block the exit?

The Hundred Knights warrior who was kneeling on the ground was shocked. The scene in front of him was too strange. He was afraid that his face would show something strange, so he quickly lowered his head.

"I forgot everything I saw!" Li Shimin suddenly spoke up and said meaningfully: "If there are any rumors in the future, be careful with your head!"

The Hundred-Knights Warrior said quickly, "Don't worry, Your Majesty, this minister is a blind and deaf person." This man is very extraordinary in terms of his speech, language and thoughts. Obviously, he is not from an ordinary family. If Tian Ergou is here, he may recognize it. The soldier was an enthusiastic tea customer who helped rescue people in the West City of Chang'an. His name seemed to be Li Chong.

Li Shimin went on to say: "You are also a part of the Li family of my royal family. I know that you have great ambitions, so I deliberately kept you by my side. Then Liu Zhuangfeng did not act like a son of a man. In the future, you will be the leader of the Hundred Knights. Let's do it." That's like hitting a stick to give a sweet date.

Li Chong hurriedly kowtowed and choked: "Chen Xie, Your Majesty." He was inexplicably grateful from the bottom of his heart.

There are also poor people in the royal family. This is the case with Li Chong. His father was originally a woodcutter who worked for wood. After arriving in the country, Li Chong's father was also classified as a branch of the royal family because of that little clan relationship. Although he was a royal family, he only had a meager salary, so his family was not rich.

This Li Chong had few ambitions and wanted to be a general on horseback. Unfortunately, he was poor and rich in martial arts. His father was too poor to support him to practice martial arts.He also strived for his own spirit, worked hard in martial arts, and was loyal. Now he has finally come to the rescue, jumped from a soldier to the leader of a hundred cavalry, this is the official position of the sixth rank.

Although the emperor can seal a person with a single word, Li Chong has a vague understanding in his heart. This may be because he happened to see the emperor's family and the Jingyang County man in a happy scene tonight. His Majesty didn't want to kill him, so he used the reward to accept him.