Datang Fenghua Road

I heard Li Shimin say again: "Why is the queen angry? It's because she is angry at you for being ignorant, and at the same time she loves you. Don't even think about it. Once millions of Turkic people are poisoned, what will their resentment be?" How huge? Poisoning and arson have always been despised by people. Although you are for the Tang Dynasty, you will still attract infamy. The two heavy burdens of the Turkic people's resentment and the world's insults will really fall on you, let alone your life. Yes, you are blessed to be alive."

"Then what should we do?" Han Yue was a little dumbfounded, and said unwillingly: "Can't the poison last?"

"The poison still has to be put down!" Li Shimin glanced at him and said lightly: "The Turks can be reduced without a single soldier. How can I give up such a good thing?"

"But you said resentment and infamy..."

"Naturally let Your Majesty go down!" Before Li Shimin opened his mouth, the eldest grandson spoke first.Han Yue was stunned when he heard this, and he was almost dumbfounded.Isn't it said that the eldest grandson is a famous empress?Why doesn't it look like it.Knowing that huge resentment and infamy will end his life, and letting his husband take it on, seems a bit unreasonable.

He secretly doubted in his heart, and his face could not help showing a bit.

What kind of person is Li Shimin, he can see through Han Yue's thoughts at a glance, he snorted lightly, and suddenly raised his leg and kicked, a little hated that iron is not steel: "You stinky boy still don't understand? I am the king of the world. The luck of the dynasty. Since ancient times, who was the founding emperor who was not full of blood, do you think who has lost his life because of this?"

"And so on?"

"Nonsense!" Li Shimin yelled softly, and said: "Back then, during the Battle of Chibi, the Soochow and the Shu alliance made a poisonous plan, and tens of thousands of people were burned to death in a big fire. Setting fire and poisoning are no different. The resentment of the soldiers was so high that Zhuge Liang and Zhou Yu died unhappily, but Sun Quan and Liu Bei were fine, this is the protection of the king's luck."

"Listen to what you said, it seems to be true!" Han Yue nodded slowly, Zhuge Liang's body has been going downhill since the fire of Chibi, and finally died of illness in Wuzhangyuan, Zhou Yu was even worse, and died at a young age.

The eldest grandson said angrily: "Do you understand now?"

"Understood!" Han Yue nodded again.

"If you understand, just be your bastard, and don't mix things up in the future." The eldest grandson warmly advised.

Han Yue shook his head.

A thought suddenly appeared in his heart, and he looked at Li Shimin and the eldest grandson with bright eyes, and asked cautiously, "Your Majesty, Empress, what if this minister also has luck?"

"You too? How is it possible..."

This time, it was Li Shimin and Changsun's turn to be dumbfounded.

Chapter 106 You are so blessed

The autumn wind did not move the cicada, and it was better to plot impermanence than death.The green hills will only illuminate the present and the past, and the green water has its own wicked grind.

Luck is a thing that sounds very lofty, and modern people don't understand it, and they always think it's a superstition.But this thing does exist, and it is the most precious knowledge of ancient China.It is not fantasy, but the secret of cosmic rotation.What is luck, simply put, it is luck. People with good luck will have smooth sailing in everything they do, and people with bad luck will get stuck in their teeth when they drink cold water.

For example, when an ancient general went on an expedition, he had to worship the heavens and the earth. Modern people thought it was for auspiciousness, but the ancients knew that it had a unique mystery in it.The sages have a cloud, the heaven and the earth all work together from time to time, and the heroes who go away are not free. The generals go out to the heaven and earth to seek luck.

Another example is the well-known old hooligan Cheng Yaojin. This guy has a smooth life and has fought more battles than anyone else, but no matter whether he wins or loses, he never worries about his life.

why?According to folklore, this guy has the protection of earth virtue luck, so as long as he steps on the ground, he will not die in battle, because earth virtue luck will continue to bless him.Once Cheng Yaojin was caught by the enemy and hung on the flagpole for three days and three nights, the enemy thought he was dead, but an ant climbed up on the flagpole with a bit of soil and gave it to Cheng Yaojin, and even kept a piece of it. Life.

But how did the old rascal end up dead?He died in Iron Mountain!In ancient times, there was a saying about the name of the place where the general committed crimes. Although Tieshan is full of dirt, its name is Tie, so Cheng Yaojin had no luck to protect him here. He set off at the age of 83 and won the war. Excited and laughing, he fell off his horse and fell to his death.

Such is the decline of luck.

Luck is illusory and illusory, but it really exists, and it always controls the nature of the universe and the life of the universe.

Now Han Yue said that he was lucky, how could Li Shimin and the eldest grandson not be surprised.

"Stinky boy, there are some things you can't say nonsense. Be careful that the backlash of luck will be retributed..." Li Shimin's face was angry, and the eldest grandson was also very nervous.

The two were obviously worried about Han Yue.

Since ancient times, only the royal family is the one who truly believes in luck, because they really understand it.

Luck backlash really exists.Confucius in the Spring and Autumn Period was a sage. He possessed the luck of enlightening the world. He once stayed at the Temple of the Earth at night, and once bent down to worship the statue of the god, but the statue shattered immediately because the Duke of Earth could not afford to worship a saint, and the fortune reversed. Even the divine position was deprived.

Changsun's face turned pale, but he finally grabbed Han Yue's ear and scolded: "I told you to brag, I told you to brag, you can talk nonsense with your luck, you still think Don't think so, are you trying to piss me off?"

Han Yue was yelled at by her, but Li Shimin was staring at him, and he didn't dare to fight back, so he could only keep begging for forgiveness: "My goddess, forgive me, what the minister said is the truth, I'm really lucky."

"How dare you say it! I'll kill you..." The eldest grandson's eyebrows stood upright, and she almost fainted with anger. She pinched Han Yue's ears hard, seeing the boy's aching face twitching and deforming, but she still kept saying that she had With luck, she was angry and scared at the same time, and there was no reason for the pain in her heart, and tears flowed out.

However, Li Shimin saw the clue, and reached out to stop Changsun: "Guanyin 婢 Don't worry first. This kid will never be stiffening for a lie. He is still insisting by you. He suddenly believes. "

The eldest grandson was stunned for a moment, she looked at Li Shimin in disbelief, but saw her husband wink at her quietly, the deep meaning was self-evident.

Taking advantage of her daze, Han Yue shook his head and pulled his ear away from the eldest grandson's control, and said with tears in his eyes, "Miss, if you pull this ear a few more times, it will hurt him to death without luck."

However, the eldest grandson didn't care about his grievances, and asked with a cold face: "Come on, what's going on."

"What else is going on, it's just luck!" Han Yue rubbed his ears and slowly backed away. He caught a glimpse of the eldest grandson showing signs of madness, so he quickly said: "I'm not bragging, this is an old man. The fairy told me."

"Old immortal?" The eldest grandson was stunned for a moment, then his pretty face changed color, and he said angrily: "You are talking nonsense again, where are there immortals in the world. I will kill this little monkey you lied to..."

"Niangniang, slow down, you have misunderstood!" Han Yue shrank his neck and stepped back again and again, and explained loudly: "The immortal mentioned by the minister is to describe this person as very profound and strange, and at first glance it does not mean ordinary people. It is not you. The kind of immortals who eluded the ground that I understand..."

He was frightened and explained for a long time, until the eldest grandson looked a little better, but he still asked: "What did that person say? Do you listen to him? Isn't it a liar?" She asked three times in a row, obviously very worried Seeing that she cared so much about herself, Han Yue felt a little embarrassed and blamed her for always pinching her ears. She sighed helplessly and began to make up lies.

Yes, make up lies!

Make up a lie that can solve his sudden change of character, from a scum who sells his wife and buys jade to a genius who can invent waterwheels, mosquito coils and cannons.

In fact, he wanted to make up this lie for a long time, but he just kept thinking about the pros and cons, so he kept dragging it.

But it can't be delayed any longer.

He will make more things in the future, such as mosquito coils, spirits, etc., and the cannon can also find ways to be tactful. After all, it is just a backward red cannon, but is there only these in the system?

If he comes up with something more violent, how will he explain it?

A child from a peasant household suddenly turned into a genius through the sky, who would not doubt such a strange thing?

Therefore, this lie must be made up, and the emperor and the empress must be deceived first.Only when these two couples agree, can he solve his worries.

"Your Majesty! Empress!" Han Yue suddenly bowed his hands, and he seemed to recall: "Speaking of this, it is very bizarre, it is beyond the understanding of normal people, so the minister will call that person an old immortal. Your Majesty, Empress, presumably Both of you knew that a few months ago, this minister was a scum, a scoundrel, a goddamn unscrupulous..."

"Who said that?" The eldest grandson interrupted him suddenly, and said angrily: "Who dares to say that you are scum, Ben Gong will kill him... You just suffered and lacked education since you were a child, so you have a little bit of trouble. Bad deeds, it's not a big mistake, and it's all in the past. Don't say that again in the future, did you hear..."

"Fuck!" Han Yue was dumbfounded.What's the situation?It's just to describe the predecessor. I'm not angry myself. What kind of trouble are you trying to make with this bitter face?There is still a little bit of bad deeds. If the disgusting thing of selling a wife and buying jade is a small deed, wouldn't the big deed be plucking birds every day?

He was confused and didn't know how to continue.Fortunately, Li Shimin cleared the siege next to him, and said lightly: "Guanyin maid, don't be angry, listen to this stinky boy first, I am more and more curious now, what happened to him that night..."

When the emperor stopped him, the eldest grandson let go of Han Yue, and the topic continued again.

"I used to be a scoundrel, just four months ago, because I wanted to buy a piece of jade and my wife wouldn't give me the money, so I beat Doudou and robbed the pot where she hid money and went out all night, but she didn't. I met a strong man on the road, and was knocked out by a stick in a stinky ditch..."

This story was a lie he made up at first, and now everyone in Chang'an basically knows, Li Shimin nodded slowly, and the eldest grandson was full of love, but the couple did not interrupt him this time, signaling Han Yue to continue.

"That night minister woke up by the stinky ditch, only to feel that his eyes were pierced by gold stars and his headache was splitting, and his clothes were stained with stinky water, which made people vomit. The minister climbed out of the ditch and lay on his back, feeling that he had no strength in his body. Breathing heavily into the night sky."

This section is the real scene he traveled through. It was really so miserable at the time. Li Shimin's face changed a little after hearing this, but the eldest grandson was already full of tears.

"My child, it's really hard for you..." Women are all made of water, and they can't hear these miserable things, and neither can the queen.