Datang Fenghua Road

Han Yue didn't dare to provoke her, so as not to be interrupted again, he continued: "I still remember the scene at that time, the night wind moved slightly, the starry sky was vast, and there was a big bright moon hanging in the sky. Just when I was lying on the ground When I was gasping for breath, I suddenly felt a flash in front of my eyes. There was a person beside the minister. He bent over and looked at the minister. Because it was too close, the moonlight above the minister's head was blocked by him."

The eldest grandson snorted. Although he knew that Han Yue was fine now, he couldn't help but ask, "He didn't hurt you, did he?"

Han Yue still ignored her, for fear of being misled by the queen, and then made up a lie: "This person has a very strange appearance, has a big head, an old face, but his eyes are bright, he stared at the minister for a long time, and suddenly Yang Tian laughed loudly, grabbed the minister's arm and touched it for a long time, and the more he touched it, the more happy he became. At that time, the minister was scared to pee, thinking that he had met a perverted old man, but he heard him happily shouting: very good, very good, old man After living a full [-] years, I finally found a successor before I died, thief God, let’s see how you can beat me this time.”

The lie can't go on any longer. After all, it's just imaginary, and there are inevitably some omissions in the language. Han Yue stopped and silently looked at Li Shimin and the eldest grandson, wanting to see how the two reacted.

As a result, when I looked at it, I found something strange.

Li Shimin's eyes lit up, his eldest grandson was full of excitement, and the husband and wife had a posture that they wanted to get up after taking the medicine, which really made Han Yue a little puzzled.

"Xiao Yue, you mean...you mean..." The eldest grandson couldn't speak smoothly, and his tone seemed very uneasy, as if he was very happy, and he was afraid that Han Yue was lying to her.

Li Shimin, on the other hand, grabbed Han Yue directly and asked loudly, "Stinky boy, you just said that he had a big head, and he claimed to have lived to be a hundred years old?"

"Yeah, is there something wrong?" Han Yue replied bravely, no way, the lie has already been made up, and changing it now would be deceiving you.He carefully looked at Li Shimin, but the emperor suddenly laughed wildly, pointed at his nose and said, "You stinky brat is a great blessing, ahahaha, I am very happy..."

"Hey, what's the situation? Even a lie can deceive you? The emperor shouldn't be stupid."

Han Yue was at a loss!

Chapter 107 Make Me Invincible?

"Stinky boy, hurry up!" Li Shimin snorted softly, Han Yue shuddered, thinking that the lie had been exposed, but the eldest grandson also eagerly asked: "Yes, yes, hurry up, that old fairy still What did it do to you?"

"Hey! There's something wrong with this tone. It doesn't seem that the lie was exposed, but it seems to be believed. The queen said that the old fairy, not long ago, she said that there are no gods in the world..."

The gangster rolled his eyes a few times. He quietly observed Li Shimin and the eldest grandson, but saw that the two of them looked abnormal, both looking forward and worried.The expectation seems to be expecting this to be true, but the worry is that Han Yue is talking nonsense.

This situation clearly revealed the message, if he didn't know how to grasp it again, it would be a name for a fool.

Fighting snakes with sticks, who wouldn't?

Anyway, if you want to brag, then simply blow it to the death and forget which guy once said it. If the lie is too big, people will not dare to doubt it. Han Yue suddenly feels that he has grasped something.

Very good, sir, I'm going to start blowing!

"Your Majesty, Empress, that old man..."

"Don't call it an old man!" The eldest grandson snorted softly and reprimanded him with a straight face: "I want to call it an old god."

"Yes, yes, old fairy!" Han Yue nodded again and again, thinking that I was trying to brag anyway, and your support just helped me build momentum, how could I not be good.

He was secretly happy when he thought of this, and felt that the Queen was too cooperative. The so-called people have a good spirit when they are happy, and their minds become more flexible, and they don't take a chance when they make up a lie.

"The old immortal touched the arm of the minister, and then grabbed the sole of the minister's foot and rubbed it. During the period, he kept talking and talking, saying that the arm was like an ape, the foot was half a foot, etc., and the minister made him feel uncomfortable. He couldn't stop yelling, but he just kept laughing without being angry at all."

"Then what?" Li Shimin asked eagerly, "Didn't he want to accept you as a disciple? Did he accept it?"

"Come on!" Han Yue cooperated very well, and deliberately pretended to be unhappy: "I didn't want to, just to avoid being touched by him, and at the same time, because he was old and pitiful, so he followed his temperament. "

"What about after the apprenticeship?" Li Shimin asked again, this time his face was no longer eager to describe, it was obviously fanatical.

Han Yue snickered in his heart, but continued on his mouth: "After apprenticeship, he naturally taught me something! Hey, Your Majesty, you don't know that this master is really capable, and I don't know where he suddenly made a dozen or so. The silver needles were inserted randomly while the minister was not paying attention, three on his head, six on each of his arms and feet, and on his chest and back.

"You said...you said he stabbed you with a silver needle..." Changsun's excited hands were trembling.

"That's right! More than a dozen needles were inserted!" Han Yue nodded and said deliberately, "It's strange to say that these silver needles are two inches long, but they don't hurt at all when they are inserted into the body of the minister. After the silver needle was inserted, I felt hot all over, but my head was very cold. At this time, the old guy suddenly gave me a snow-white pill, the size of an egg, and it melted in the mouth. It was very delicious. ."

The eldest grandson's eyes were shining, and he couldn't help grasping Li Shimin with both hands, and said nervously: "Your Majesty, Your Majesty..."

Li Shimin was actually excited, but he held back. He lightly patted the back of the eldest grandson's hand, and said warmly: "Guanyin maid, don't worry, just listen to this kid continue to say."

What else can Han Yue say, he is so arrogant that he can continue editing without writing a draft. There are a lot of plots like this in later martial arts novels. Enough to fool the king and queen.In Datang Shuanglong Biography, there are Evil Emperor relics that can give people power, so why not make up someone to teach me knowledge?

He continued: "My minister's experience that night was nothing short of mysterious, with silver needles all over his body and a big pill being fed into his mouth. I thought he was going to torture me, but later found out that it was wrong. The minister felt that his mind was getting colder and colder. After the pills were taken, his whole body became clearer than ever. At this time, the old fairy suddenly began to talk continuously beside me, saying things that he had never heard of before. He spoke very fast. , all kinds of knowledge, countless strange rumors, but the minister's brain is very clear, and he even wrote down everything without a word. Not only did he memorize it, but he also mastered it, as if he was born with it..."

Li Shimin finally let out a long sigh, with a tangled expression on his face.

The eldest grandson was very nervous. She grabbed her husband's arm and squeezed it hard, looking forward and worried: "Your Majesty, is it him, is Xiao Yue's master he..."

Li Shimin patted the back of her hand lightly, and said with emotion: "Guanyin maid, you are just worrying. You don't even think about it, except for that, who can make a stinky boy who doesn't understand farts enlightened overnight? Few, but there is only one Daxian.”

When the emperor said this, he suddenly laughed. He kicked Han Yue abruptly, and said, "You stinky boy is really lucky, no wonder you say that you are lucky."

Han Yue was a little shocked. He was not a fool. The reaction of the emperor and the eldest grandson was clearly the mistake of thinking that he had worshipped a strange person as a teacher. This matter must be clarified first. If that person is familiar to the emperor and the eldest grandson , the lies will be debunked.

"Your Majesty..." He looked carefully at Li Shimin, and said tentatively, "Do you know the person I mentioned?"

"I know!" Li Shimin nodded.

Han Yue's heart twitched, and he said with some anxiety: "Have you seen it?"

"Alas!" Li Shimin sighed softly, his face very regretful.

Han Yue was relieved.

Hey, I just heard about it!

Hearing Li Shimin say again: "So, your master told you that you claim to have good luck. Well, the old immortal is a scholar who understands the world. Since he said so, he can't be wrong."

However, the eldest grandson suddenly said: "Xiao Yue, don't tell anyone about this matter. In the future, no matter who suspects that you know so much, you will answer with a natural genius, and whoever dares to ask, you will let your majesty solve it. ."

"Why?" Han Yue was a little puzzled.

However, the eldest grandson didn't tell him, just warned again: "No need to ask more, just remember this."

"Okay then!" Han Yue scratched his forehead. He was just a jerk. He was exhausted from making up such a large set of lies tonight, and he really didn't have the time to think about anything else.Seeing that the sky was already bright, the emperor and empress were a little tired, he said cautiously: "I wonder if Your Majesty and the Empress are going back to the palace, or do you want to rest with me for another day?"

Li Shimin pondered for a while, and said lightly: "I won't rest, there were too many things last night. Then Wang Lingyun dared to attack the village butcher, I just wanted to trouble the noble family, and this matter still needs to be prepared this morning."

This is what he meant to leave, Han Yue hurriedly handed over his hands, in fact he didn't want the emperor to stay longer, and he couldn't resist if something unexpected happened.

On the other hand, the eldest grandson was a little reluctant to part with it. He hesitated several times, and his expression was extremely tangled. Finally, he couldn't help it, and he grabbed Han Yue's hand and asked in a low voice: "Your master taught you something, can you have martial arts? "

"Is this..." Han Yue thought for a while, it seems that there is such a thing in the system, he saw that the elder grandson's expression was abnormal, so he said in her tone: "Yes, and it is a very powerful martial arts."

"That's good!" The eldest grandson let out a long sigh and said very solemnly: "Xiao Yue, you have to practice hard and strive to be invincible in the world."

"Ah?" Han Yue was in a daze.

Make me invincible, what is this for?

Chapter 108 You can see clearly, my name is Han Yue!

The sky is already bright, and a big sun has broken through thousands of miles of clouds, and the vast golden light has thousands of paths, dispelling the haze in the world.

The emperor's family finally left, quietly when they came, and fighting with open fire when they left.Thousands of soldiers of the Hundred Horsemen opened the way, all of them wearing bright armor of bright light, majestic and fierce.Another emperor's frame came to pick it up, the emperor's sack, and the BMW drove it, so all Chang'an knew that the emperor was on a tour.