I really don't want to lie down and win

Xu Mang really didn't know the current stalks. Ever since Xiaoman became pregnant, he hadn't watched TV for a long, long time.

"Google it yourself."

"I'm too lazy to explain to you." Yang Xiaoman rolled her eyes, looked at the sizzling barbecue, and asked, "Are you ready?"

"OK OK!"

"I'll wrap one for you." Xu Mang smiled, took a piece of pork belly, brushed it with a little Korean sauce, wrapped it with lettuce, and handed it to Xiaoman. Suddenly Xu Mang stopped and asked cautiously : "Do I look like a dog licking now?"

"..."

"Fuck off!"

"I'm your wife!" Yang Xiaoman glared and said angrily, "If you don't lick me, who are you going to lick?"

"hey-hey"

Xu Mang shrank his head and said with a smile, "I'll just talk."

After eating,

The couple went directly to the most luxurious shopping mall in the capital. In fact, Xu Mang felt a little repulsed in his heart. He felt that luxury goods were a status symbol, and the number of brand-name bags at home was already too much to bear. He even pulled out a room by himself and became a The place where Xiaoman puts her bag.

"Hey hey?"

"Ma'am, I just bought a few bags." Yang Xiaoman rolled her eyes: "Don't you see how many famous cars you have in your garage?"

"Buy, buy, buy!"

"Why don't you just buy a few bags..." Xu Mang smiled wryly.

Not to mention,

Just ten bags went down.

...

"..."

"Big and small bags... Didn't you guys go to bid?" The aunt saw Xu Mang carrying a lot of bags, and asked curiously, "Where did you go?"

"It's over in the morning, so I took a stroll in the afternoon." Xu Mang explained, "Aunt... Xu Yang and Xu Man didn't have a fight, did they?"

"Extremely good!"

"These two little guys will eat and sleep when they are full, and they will eat when they are full..." The aunt said with a smile: "Now they are sleeping, I guess I will wake up soon."

suddenly,

There was a cry, and then the cry grew louder.

The couple hurried upstairs and began to coax the two little guys, and after coaxing, they found that something was wrong.

In fact, for Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman, there is no change at all. They are still coaxing as before, hugging each other while shaking their arms, but for the siblings, they find that today's parents are the same as yesterday's parents. Mom is different.

Xu Yang: °ー°〃

Xu Man: °ー°〃

Uh?

Dad's mouth tastes like barbecue!

"Wow wow wow!"

"Wow wow wow!"

The more they coaxed, the more they cried, which directly confused the couple.

"Are you brushing your teeth?"

"Are you angry because the child smelled barbecue in your mouth?" Xu Mang asked, "Accuse us and my wife of eating alone?"

"may be?"

"Did you not eat mints?" Xiaoman asked.

"Ok!"

"Then I'm going to brush my teeth!"

words fell,

Xu Mang left, and came back to the room a few minutes later. As expected... the two little guys laughed very happily.

Xu Mang: ￣︿￣

Yang Xiaoman: ￣︿￣

These two little bastards,

Parents usually work so hard, what's wrong with eating alone?

Crying and fussing...

"Ugh?"

"I have time to go to the Women's and Children's Hospital. I think the baby is a bit fat." Yang Xiaoman looked at the two siblings, each with a feeding bottle, and asked seriously: "Is this in the category of baby fat? By the way, you and I both agree Lean."

"fine!"

"I asked a long time ago... this is baby fat." Xu Mang squeezed Xu Man's little face, and said softly, "You two little guys smiled at Dad, and Dad will take you to eat and drink in the evening spicy."

then,

Laughed suddenly, so brightly that Xiaoman's heart began to bleed.

Ugh?

What do you two bastards mean?

"Hey!"

"You smiled at Dad, why didn't you smile at Mom?" Yang Xiaoman said angrily, "Forcibly smile at Mom, otherwise when you grow up, Mom will enroll you in three extra cram schools!"

"Wow wow wow!"

"Wow wow wow!"