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"I know that many listeners should be guessing. Yes, I admit that I am a licking dog, but... I really feel tired, tired, and humble. I want to give up, but I can't bear it. ..."

At this moment, the rate of increase in messages on the message board can be called an 'explosion'!

lick the dog...

In today's society, it is too common.

It's just so common.

At the same time, many people are also silently facing the so-called "dog licking".

Before, Ji Dong gave so many "God's Replies", and now, they all wanted to know how Ji Dong would answer this question.

How to treat licking dog!

Not even the audience.

Even Gao Shengkai, Huang Lifeng and Jiang Miaojin had expressions of anticipation...

"Lick the dog..."

Lin Yi sighed quietly: "It's really an interesting topic."

"First of all, I must state that I have never been a dog licker, but... I do have a friend who is a dog licker."

"His name is Wang Genji."

"How can my friend named Wang Genji lick so much? Giving gifts to goddesses, breakfast, this and that are all pediatrics!"

"Even if the goddess is going to have a room with someone, he can send TT! She also wants the man to be gentle, she is afraid of pain!!!"

What the fuck? !

Lin Yi said this...

A large number of listeners felt scalp tingling.

"Isn't this too humble?"

"Amazing! To be so humble, there is no one else!"

"Cowhide!!!"

Ji Dong couldn't see the content on the message board, so of course he didn't change the topic, but continued: "We who are friends, of course don't want to see him so humble."

"So, we took him to an ancient temple, hoping to ask a high-spirited monk to give him some guidance..."

Chapter 549 What's Unhappy, Make Everyone Happy

Almost everyone pricked up their ears.

Licking dogs... In modern society, especially in the minds of young people, it is almost familiar, so familiar!

Some people have even done statistics. More than 50.00% of contemporary young people have more or less experience of licking dogs. The difference is only in the degree of licking.

So, how far can a dog lick?

Now, someone just happened to ask this question, and Lin Yi wanted to share his "dog licking" friend again, so the audience was naturally very interested.

Just listening to Lin Yi's faint voice, it gave people a feeling of being there, and he said everything slowly.

"Wang Genji also knew that there was no way for him to lick the dog like this, so he went to the ancient temple with us and asked the Taoist monk to clarify his doubts."

"At that time... my basic friend almost cried and said: 'Master, please tell me how to let her go, I really don't want to be a licking dog anymore.'"

"Amitabha!"

"The master whispered the Buddhist words, then pointed to the teacup on the table and said: "Pick up the teacup."

"Wang Genji didn't doubt that he was there, and immediately picked up the teacup."

"Then, the master poured hot tea into the teacup. At first, Wang Genji could hold it, but when the water got more and more hot, the teacup got hotter and hotter. He couldn't take it anymore, so he threw the teacup away."

"This made Gen Ji very uncomfortable. He said: Master, you burned me!"

"Amitabha, benefactor, are you in pain??"

"Of course Wang Genji said it hurts!"

"Then the master said: When it hurts, let it go naturally!"

"When some of our friends heard it...it makes sense! As expected, the eminent monk speaks with philosophy!"

"Wang Genji also nodded with a dazed face, as if he understood something. We were all very happy when we saw this, thinking that brothers Genji could finally get out of the dog-licking career, but guess what happened?"

Lin Yi cheated...

All the audience is scratching their heads.

Damn it, it's the critical moment, you're a fart, you?Why don't you say it soon?

At this time, the message board has actually exploded.

Many viewers left comments spontaneously.

"Yeah, I will lick the dog again, and I will let it go when it hurts!"

"It hurts my heart! I thought of my dog ​​licking career, and I let it go after the pain."

"I'm just licking dogs now, and I just want to know where I can find this master? I want to ask him for advice."

"This chicken soup is too poisonous... But, it's really touching, licking the dog, alas!!!"

We're chatting vigorously... Suddenly it's a secret?Can this Nima bear it?

But just when they couldn't help but want to leave a message to remind them, Gao Shengkai, who had been silent all this time, couldn't help but asked, "What's the matter?"

He is also curious!

but……

As soon as the words were out of his mouth, he regretted it.

Damn, that's not right!I am obviously the host of the Chicken Soup for the Soul show, how can I become the 'popular' of this kind of story now?

But the words have been said, it is useless to regret, I can only look at Ji Dong dumbfounded...

"Hey, what's the matter? That's a real hit!"