Be a boss by collecting rent
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Lin Yi grinned, and slowly explained: "Wang Genji nodded thoughtfully and said: Master, I understand, can I try again?"
"Master was taken aback, but nodded."
"Afterwards, Wang Genji opened his backpack and took out his own cup. It was a ceramic teacup, and it would definitely be hotter when filled with boiling water."
"The master didn't speak, he picked up the teapot and started pouring water... Soon, the teacup was boiling hot, and even the water overflowed, turning Wang Genji's hands red and almost bubbling, but Wang Genji grinned, but Just don't let go, just hold on to the cup tightly."
"This made the master very curious, and he couldn't help asking: Don't you feel pain?"
"Based on my memory at the time, the master was stupefied! He almost blurted out: Brother, why are you so fat? Don't you feel pain?"
At this moment, almost all listeners are present
As if he saw it, the thin Wang Genji was holding on to the cup full of boiling hot water, even though his teeth were grinning from the heat, he would not let go.
For a moment, all the fans were stunned.
I really want to know, this Wang Genji, why didn't he put down the glass? ? ?
Many people have started to leave messages spontaneously.
What cup is insulated, the water is already cold, etc...
After waiting for nearly half a minute, Lin Yi guessed that the time was almost up, and then said quietly: "Wang Genji smiled, resisting the pain and said: It hurts, but this cup is given by her..."
"The master was stunned when he heard the words, then got up and said nothing, and let Wang Genji leave first..."
"After he left, the master said to us: Amitabha, all benefactors, it's not that I don't want to help, but that I have tried my best. Facts have proved that licking dogs...is really awesome!"
"So... everyone understands?"
After the story was told, Lin Yi sighed: "I can tell you very responsibly, don't look down on any licking dog, because their licking is enough to make you doubt life. Don't try to change the heart of a licking dog!"
……
When Ji Dong finished telling the story...
The listeners who have grown to 10,000+ are almost peeing with laughter!
The growth rate of messages is unprecedented!
"Hahaha, I'm going to die laughing at this radio station, who will tell me, is this really chicken soup for the soul at night?"
"I think this should be called poisonous chicken soup, this chicken soup is poisonous, hahahaha!"
"Am I the only one who thinks this brother named Wang Genji is too awesome?"
"Licking dogs is really awesome!"
"Ask what love is in the world, and call the licking dog for life and death."
"A person cannot be judged by his appearance, and a dog cannot be measured!"
"The licking dog is indeed the most powerful creature in the world..."
……
"next."
Lin Yi, who had no idea how much of a sensation he had caused, directly began to "reverse the customer", and asked Jiang Miaojin outside the recording room to link to the next "Dream Chaser".
And Jiang Miaojin, who saw all the data exploded, of course did not hesitate, and quickly connected the next 'Dream Chaser' call.
"Let us love this dream catcher to tell his own story!"
This time, Ji Dong asked without waiting for the other party to speak first.
"Host, woo woo woo..."
"My surname is Liu, and I've been very unhappy recently..."
Lin Yi was unhappy when he heard that?It's right to be unhappy!
"Oh, is it? Are you unhappy?"
"Then why are you unhappy, just say it out and make everyone happy!"
"what?"
The 'Mr. Liu' on the other end of the phone was dumbfounded. He never thought that Lin Yi would speak like this. After a brief moment of stupefaction...
"Woooooooooo!"
I cried even more.
It's almost the rhythm of crying the Great Wall down...
Chapter 550 Rich People Always Lose Something
Ji Dong's words made a large number of audience burst into laughter.
"Pfft! Poor eager listeners..."
"Thank you for your willingness to dedicate your material to make us happy..."
"He's so poor, but why do I want to laugh so much? Oh! It's not right, but I can't help it!"
"The Charterer is so ruthless, one sentence directly makes people cry to death..."
……
Seeing the other party crying directly, Ji Dong knew that he couldn't wait any longer, otherwise what would he do if he hung up the phone?
Therefore, this guy coughed dryly: "Cough, don't get me wrong, I mean..."
"Mr. Liu, you have to understand that your unhappiness will definitely become the source of happiness for those who don't like you!"
"People who really like you will feel sad and sad because of your unwillingness."
"As the saying goes, relatives and enemies are happy, that's what it means. The unhappy you are, the happier you should be, otherwise...your relatives and friends will be unhappy too!"
"Only by staying unhappy can we welcome a better life."
"It's just like life, hard work doesn't guarantee success, but...it's really comfortable not to work hard!"
When Lin Yi said the first half of his sentence, many audience members were moved!
Yes!
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