Rebirth of the 80s New Farmer

"Of course not. You don't look like a melon seller."

"Old man! I'm not joking with you, I'm serious, I'll come to pick up the goods tomorrow morning."

Old Liangtou saw that Wan Feng didn't seem to be joking: "Are you really going to sell melons?"

"I'm doing a good deed to help you share your worries. You have to give me the best price."

"There is no discount, the park price is three points."

"I'll spend three cents to earn two cents. Am I too busy to do anything? Anyway, you can't sell melons yourself. If I help you sell some, it's equivalent to making extra money. You should calculate the inside of it carefully." account."

Old Liang thought for a while: "Two cents a catty can't be less."

"Five for one cent! I can help you sell at least one hundred catties a day, until the melons are gone. How about it?"

It takes only half a month and 20 days for a crop of melons to grow from the opening of the garden to the potting to the lower shoots. This summer vacation can be regarded as a new way of making money for him.

Old Liangtou thought for a minute and said helplessly: "You little devil, you are sure that if I don't sell my melons, they will only rot. Bullying my old man has greatly broken his conscience."

"Old man! This is a win-win situation for us. At least you can sell more than ten yuan for this crop of melons, and I can also earn 32 yuan. Isn't that what everyone is happy about? How can you say that I bully you? Give me some more melons."

"What! I don't count the money for the two you ate or the one you didn't eat, and you still want to take advantage of my old man?"

"Don't be so stingy, it's a good word to say willingly, and there's no gain in not giving up."

Angrily, Old Liang went into the yard to pick a few more melons, and threw them in front of Wan Feng angrily.

"Old man! If the weather is fine tomorrow, I'll come at 06:30 in the morning. You can give me sixty catties first. It's better. Don't fool me with cats and dogs. Let's go."

Wan Feng picked up the clothes full of melons, put them on his shoulders and walked north.

It took more than ten minutes for Wan Feng to wander down the mountain to his grandma's house. It was already around four o'clock in the afternoon.

Grandma let out a series of sighs when she heard that the cantaloupe was bought: "It's a pity that the money is too much. Buying cantaloupe to eat, you are a prodigal, your mother will beat you here."

Of course, Wan Feng couldn't refute his grandma's words, he just smiled and found two long baskets from his grandma's mansion.

It is the kind of basket that is oval in shape.

The basket is covered with dust and cobwebs, and it has not been used for an unknown amount of time.

These things are all made of wicker and cannot be washed with water, so Wan Feng wiped them tirelessly with a rag until my uncle and aunt were off work.

"What did you take it out for?" Zhu Ping asked strangely.

"Doing business."

"What are you messing with again?" Zhu Ping squatted down beside Wan Feng.

"Want to know?"

"Of course!" Zhu Ping admired this nephew from the bottom of his heart, so he was interested in knowing what Wan Feng was up to.

"Wipe that basket clean for me if you want to know."

"What! Tell your uncle to do something? Hey, hey! I'm your uncle." Zhu Ping quit.

"What's wrong with uncle, do you want to do it? If you don't do it, I'll tell you."

"Young teacher's nephew." Having said that, Zhu Ping picked up a slightly damp rag and began to wipe the other basket.

After more than ten minutes of labor, the nephew and uncle finally wiped the pair of baskets like new ones.

"Now tell me what you are going to do with this basket."

"Sell something."

"what's that?"

"Don't tell you."

Zhu Ping rolled his eyes, thinking that his work was for nothing.

At this time, grandpa also came back from work, and it was time to eat.

The staple food for dinner is corn porridge, and the dish is potatoes stewed with beans.

After the meal, grandma brought out a basin of washed melons and put them heavily on the dining table.

"Where did it come from?" Zhu Ping asked.

"Bought by a prodigal son." Grandma said angrily.

Zhu Ping didn't care who was the prodigal son, he just picked up one and ate it.

Bite down and exclaim: "Old Liangtou's melon!"

Fuck!Laoliangtou's melon is so famous, my uncle knew it was Laoliangtou's melon as soon as he took a bite.

"Hey! Uncle, tell me the truth, how many times have you stolen old Liang's melons?"

As soon as this question came up, Zhu Ping laughed: "Haha! I seem to have stolen it a few times before, but I haven't stolen it once in the past few years, really!"

Really shit, I'd believe that's weird.

Chapter 1 Fifteen

Stealing melons and jujubes, as long as they are born in the countryside, almost everyone has done it, brackets: except for girls.

In his last life, Wan Feng did a lot of things when he was young, whether he was in Longjiang or Beiliao, and he also accumulated a lot of experience.

For example, stealing melons, if you enter the watermelon and melon fields at night, if you fumble blindly, not only will you waste a lot of time, but you may not be able to steal the melons.

Sometimes when you commit an evil act, the melon under your feet clicks, but you can't touch it with your hands.

The easiest way is to pull the melon seedlings. The difference between melons on the melons and no melons is very big. As long as you judge that there are melons on the melons, just follow the melons.

When you touch the melon, you only need to judge whether it is raw or ripe.

The idiom "follow the vine to touch the melon" was probably invented by a melon thief in ancient times.

If it’s at night to steal cucumbers, it won’t work, and it won’t work if the cucumber seedlings are all entangled on the shelf.

The most practical way to steal cucumbers is to run up the bottom of the cucumber stand with your arms, as long as there are cucumbers, you can get them by your arms.

This is the most time-saving and labor-saving method.

But so far in this life, Wan Feng has never stolen even a single cherry.