Rebirth of the 80s New Farmer

The whole family of grandma's family was eating melons, including the grandma who called him a prodigal son.

Wan Feng didn't eat, he picked up two melons, stuffed them into his pocket, and ran from the back door to the river to exercise.

Now he has practiced the second big routine of the wrestling routine to a proficient level, even if the brain is stopped, he can practice this routine skillfully by instinct.

As for the third routine, he has slowly memorized more than half of it.

This last routine should be the most difficult routine, there are many unimaginable movements and tricks in it, most of Wan Feng can't understand what they are doing.

After the rehearsal, Wan Feng washed off his sweat and lay down on the beach looking up at the starry sky.

The Milky Way in the sky was extraordinarily bright in the summer sky. Wan Feng was just about to see if Altair and Vega were looking at each other across the river, when there was a rustling sound in the bushes not far away.

"There are snakes in the bushes, be careful biting your butt."

There was a brushing sound in the bushes not far away, and a figure floated over, sat next to Wan Feng and hit Wan Feng.

"Bad guy, tell you to scare me!"

Wan Feng got up and took two melons from under a bush and stuffed them into Luan Feng's hands.

"Where did it come from?"

"They gave it."

"Who gave it?"

"I said you are annoying or not, and you ask where it came from when you eat the melon. Do you believe me when I tell you that it fell from the sky?"

Luan Feng giggled, took a bite of the melon and chewed it like a mouse, and then said something that left Wan Feng speechless.

"Old Liang's melon, he will give you the melon, you must have stolen it."

How did Luan Feng know that this was Lao Liang's melon?

"Say, have you ever stolen old Liang's melon?"

"No, I haven't stolen it before." Luan Feng categorically denied it. It's not a very honorable thing for a girl to steal melons.

"I believe it's just a ghost. You're the only one who can't steal it! Why don't you steal old Liangtou and burn incense?"

Luan Feng laughed so hard that her body went limp, she fell on Wan Feng's shoulder, and put the melon in her hand to Wan Feng's mouth: "Take a bite."

"I've eaten, and this is all for you."

"You dislike me?" Luan Feng looked resentful.

This woman's brain circuit is so weird, it's as likely as the time when a child pees, what's wrong with it?If I don't take a bite, it means I dislike you?

In order to prove that he didn't dislike her, Wan Feng had no choice but to take a bite, and the certain woman immediately burst into a smile.

It's just that what happened next left people speechless. Luan Feng insisted on the distribution plan of "one bite, one bite" and asked Wan Feng to faithfully implement it.

Flying all over the sky if you don't eat big hats, what despises the poor and lower-middle peasants, creates ethnic conflicts, what the hell is racial discrimination.

In order not to be condemned by international public opinion, Wan Feng had no choice but to submit.

So the two melons were quickly reimbursed.

"Lao Liangtou's melons are delicious, I haven't eaten enough, you scoundrel! I let you eat them all."

You see, it is said that a woman's heart is a needle in the bottom of the sea, but why no one describes a woman's mouth?

Wan Feng thinks that a woman's mouth is more powerful than Monkey King. Monkey King has 72 changes. Wan Feng thinks that a woman's mouth has at least 73 changes.

Luan Feng is a living example, just now I blame Wan Feng for eating all of them.

Wan Feng decided to use silence to counter these unreasonable overlord language.

"Hey! Let's go to Lao Liangtou's melon patch to steal melons now. Don't look at Lao Liangtou's frightening holding a dung fork. In fact, he can't catch up with us."

Wan Feng leaned back and fell powerlessly on the beach.

This day is so unbearable.

He had educated Jiang Jun well, but unexpectedly, another family thief appeared around him.

"what happened to you?"

"I want to die, I don't want to live."

Luan Feng giggled and leaned on Wan Feng's body: "Don't die! What will I do if you die?"

"If you don't steal this or that from now on, I won't die."

"Okay! I'm afraid of you, I won't steal old Liangtou's melons anymore."

"That's right, because in the future, you don't need to steal melons from Laoliangtou every day, because I will sell Laoliangtou's melons from tomorrow, and I will keep two for you every day."

"Are you going to sell melons? Where are you going to sell them? Can I follow?"

"Go to the county seat, what are you going to do? Learn to make clothes at home."

What a joke, he went to sell melons and was followed by a woman, how decent.

"I said it's time for you to get up?"

"What?"

"Aren't you too tired to lie on top of me?"

"Not tired!"

"I'm so tired!" Wan Feng pushed Luan Feng away and sat up.

"Hmph! You're not gentle with others at all."

...

On Friday, July 1980, [-], the weather was fine.

At a little after six o'clock in the morning, Wan Feng pushed his bicycle out of his grandma's house.

Today his bicycle is very coquettish.A basket about [-] centimeters long hangs from the left and right sides of the shelf at the back, and a small white wooden box is tied to the shelf.

This outfit frightened countless geese and ducks as it passed by on the street in Dongtou.

To ride a bicycle to the melon field in Laoliangtou, you can only go up from the Waqian team, because there is only one road for bicycles, and this road happens to pass in front of Jiang Jun's house.