Eunuchs who traveled through the Qing Dynasty

After coaxing, the laughing people in the room turned their backs.Concubine Yi was tasting the tea, and sprayed out a mouthful of Pu'er.An Dehai blushed immediately: "No, no, kill the pig first, kill the pig first!"

"That donkey thinks so too!"

Everyone laughed even more happily.The little prince jumped off the chair, put his arms around Concubine Yi and said, "Emiang, Xiao Anzi is a donkey, Xiao Anzi is a donkey!" Several court ladies laughed so hard that they couldn't even stand up, squatting on the ground ouch The yelling of the palace has completely deviated from the rules of the palace.

Because Concubine Yi has always been strict, the Chuxiu Palace is usually lifeless, and there will not be so many laughter in a year.The palace maids and eunuchs were even more trembling, not only afraid of Concubine Yi, but also afraid of An Dehai who followed the master's side and pretended to be a tiger.At this time, I didn't dare to laugh, but I couldn't hold it back.Even Concubine Yi rubbed her stomach and laughed coquettishly, she was no longer as arrogant as before.Xiao Ran took a peek, that smile was as beautiful as a peach blossom, extremely charming, even a fairy Difan was nothing more than that?I couldn't help but my heart beat wildly.

An Dehai's pretty face had turned into a pig's liver, and tears of anger welled up in his eye sockets.He has never lost such a big face in front of all the servants in his life, and he has the desire to kill for a while.After all, Concubine Yi is a caring person by her side, Concubine Yi smiled and said, "Little Anzi, he is also trying to amuse us, so don't take it to heart."

The master had already spoken, and An Dehai could only knock down his front teeth and swallowed.

Concubine Yi was so happy that she really whetted her appetite and ate two bowls of rice porridge with chicken sauce.He also ordered Xiao Ran to tell a few jokes, this time Xiao Ran didn't want to spoil An Dehai any more, so he just said a few other things casually, otherwise he would have to beat him to death with a brick.

The noisy dinner lasted for more than an hour, and the little prince was even more delighted, which made Concubine Yi very pleased.Although Zai Chun is her own son, but because she is more strict than usual, he is not close to her, but is very close to the gentle and peaceful queen.This gave Concubine Yi a headache, after all, the little prince was her hope for the rest of her life.And the little prince seemed to be very close to Xiao Ran, even attached to him.Concubine Yi naturally thought about it: if she wants to win Huang'er's heart, she must try to win over Xiao Ran.

After dinner, Concubine Yi gave a pearl the size of a pigeon egg, brown in color, round and crystal clear, named "Purple Star Pearl".Xiao Ran didn't know what this Zichen was, but when he saw An Dehai's envious eyeballs were blue, he knew it must be a treasure, so he deliberately breathed in front of him, and wiped it carefully with his sleeve before picking it up.One could faintly hear An Dehai gnashing his teeth.As soon as An Dehai left, all the eunuchs and maids around gave Xiao Ran a thumbs up.These people are usually very angry with Xiao Anzi, but seeing Xiao Ran playing around with him today, they all clapped their hands and cheered.

After a hasty meal, Xiao Ran asked Zhang Wenliang to coax the little prince to play first, and seized the time to write a secret letter about Nanyuan's gun test today.Regardless of whether Sushun is the mysterious person behind the scenes, this letter must be sent first.Thinking of this, Xiao Ran's heart sank: Little Dao Liu will be back soon, right?Only by taking advantage of this period of time to find a way to dig out that mysterious person can I have a chance to escape that catastrophe!Although the chances are equally slim, this is the only way to go!

Just as he was about to go to Kunning Palace, the little prince came bouncing up again: "Little Sanzi, where are you going? Didn't you say you came up with a new idea to play with me? I don't care, you are not allowed to go anywhere, now Just play with me!"

Xiao Ran slapped the back of his head, forgetting about it.I said in my heart that I have been on the tip of the knife N times back and forth this day, how could I have any thoughts?But seeing the little prince's upturned little face eagerly, suddenly he frowned and thought about it, knelt down and grabbed his shoulder and said, "Brother, who do you think my little third son should be now?"

The little prince raised his chest: "Of course it's mine!"

"Then what should you do if your people are bullied?"

"Of course...Of course I want Hai Bian to give him a good meal!" The word Hai Bian was just learned from Xiao Ran when he was playing war today, and when he used it at this time, his two small fists were tightly clenched, and he felt majestic Incredible.

"Okay, then I'll take you to have a good time!" Xiao Ran leaned into his ear and murmured, and the little prince was overjoyed: "Xiao Anzi, I hate him the most! My people dare to move, hum! Let's do it like this Do it! Little Sanzi, go and call two more brothers!"

Xiao Ran looked at him in surprise.This Zai Chun doesn't look like a big brother now, but he has the demeanor of a big brother of the underworld.He only hangs out with me for a day. If he hangs out with me for another two or three years, do you think he will start a Hongxing or something club in the Forbidden City?

Xiao Ran hurried to Kunning Palace, took out the secret letter and handed it to Baolu, and told him to send it to Eunuch Qi when he had time.Then let him find some people with tight mouths and quick hands and feet for himself.Baolu was usually very popular, so he quickly found three young eunuchs who were about the same age. When everyone heard that they were helping Xiao Gonggong, they all geared up very excitedly.It happened that Baolu didn't go to bed at night, so Xiao Ran quietly told him the plan and asked him to come with him.

When Baolu heard that he was going to deal with An Dehai, he couldn't help being startled, he stretched out a finger and said, "He belongs to the master, isn't it too bold for us to do this?"

"What are you afraid of, brother, I am the same leader of the eighth rank, and I am still from Kunning Palace! Don't worry, I will be the one to blame if something happens to me. If something happens to me, there will be big brother on top of the tank."

The brothers were familiar with the terrain of the palace, so they easily avoided the night watch eunuchs and guards. When they arrived at Chuxiu Palace, the little prince was leading Zhang Wenliang to look anxiously.The little prince Zaichun hated An Dehai for a long time.Because every time he talks to Er Niang, An Dehai always likes to gesticulate and interrupt indiscriminately. Sometimes Concubine Yi reprimands, but he still helps.The little prince is only five years old, although he hates him to the core, there is nothing he can do about him.When he heard that he could teach An Dehai a lesson, he was even more excited than Xiao Ran.

Zhang Wenliang was taken aback, only now did he know that Xiao Ran was going to Yin'an Dehai.He was an honest man and rarely had trouble with anyone.But because of serving the elder brother, An Dehai often maggots, very angry.After pondering for a while, he gritted his teeth and said, "Mother, let's do it together!"

Xiao Ran asked him to lure away the two guards, and everyone slipped into the palace lightly.

Besides, An Dehai was so angry that he wanted to complain to Concubine Yi, but he didn't know that the master made such a fuss over dinner, he was tired and went to bed early.But tonight is his last night, as usual, the chief eunuch does not have to sit on watch, but he has to inspect every half an hour.It is said to be an inspection, but it is actually looking around, walking around the front and back of the master's house to see if there are any eunuchs and maids who are lazy.Turning to the moon gate in the back garden, I didn't plan to go in, but when I held up the lantern to shine on it, I saw a white light flashing on the steps in front of me.

An Dehai looked forward, hey, it turned out to be a broken piece of silver!I picked it up and weighed it in my hand, for fear that one or two would weigh too much.Who said grandpa is unlucky today?It's obviously a fortune!He put it in his purse casually, and was about to turn around, but saw a little white light a few steps away, it was still a broken piece of silver!Run a few steps to pick it up, look carefully, there is another piece!

After picking it up in such a quick way, there is actually a dozen or so pieces of silver, which is a small windfall!An Dehai almost laughed out loud, and said to himself, what kind of idiot is this, he doesn't even know if his purse is leaked, it's too cheap for me!

At this time, I was walking under a clump of Taihu rocks, and I was about to look inside again, when suddenly my eyes went dark, and I don't know what covered me tightly.As soon as he opened his mouth to scream, he was already tightly wrapped around his neck by an arm.The lantern in my hand had already been extinguished, and I felt that countless hands stretched in from front, back, left, and right, some blindfolded, some stuffed rags into their mouths, and some bound their hands and feet.After a while, it was tied up into a big rice dumpling, followed by a rain of fists and kicks, all of which greeted the body.

An Dehai couldn't hide, couldn't scream, so he could only make a groaning sound from his nose, and stood there stiffly.At the beginning, I was still counting in my heart after receiving ten blows, thinking that this bunch of bastards, when I catch you later, I will pay you back ten times and a hundred times.After a while, I can't count them. How can this be a matter of ten or twenty blows? It seems that this group of guys hit it off smoothly, and they can't keep it even if they fight until dawn!

I don't know how long I fought until these people were all tired and wheezing before they stopped.An Dehai's crotch was already hot and wet, but fortunately they all greeted him with their heads down, otherwise it is estimated that ten little Anzi would have to confess.Only one voice said: "***, you actually peed, you're also a coward!"

Someone else said: "Although we vented our anger, this bastard will definitely take revenge on us, what should we do?"

Another person said: "Yeah, it would be great if I could get him something to use!"

An Dehai managed to catch his breath, strained his ears to listen carefully to the voices of these people, their voices were muffled, as if they were talking with something covering their mouths, and they couldn't tell who they were.Then another voice said: "This is easy, let's take off his clothes first."

An Dehai was taken aback, and twisted his body desperately.Because eunuchs are incomplete without that object, the most taboo thing in their life is to be seen by others, which is simply a great shame.Eunuchs don't even hang out with others, even if they are colleagues, they can't look at them.That's why people often say that eunuchs' bodies are more precious than women's.

But resistance is futile.Soon he felt chilly all over his body, except that his eyes were still covered with cloth, he was not naked anymore.Tears welled up, and at this moment, I really wanted to die.

"Aren't we going too far?"

"Is it too much? No! Last time, Lao Ping, the miscellaneous prison, offended him. This guy forced him to eat shit. As a result, Lao Ping couldn't stand the humiliation and hanged himself the next day. Don't you remember?"

"That's right, the last time I killed those two maids, I heard it was also his maggots."

"And there's..."

An Dehai knew that they were deliberately making sarcastic remarks to humiliate him, but he could only let others slaughter him.

"Well, I have a way to make this guy dare not harm others in the future."

"What way?"

"Let's paint his body with ink and rub it down with rice paper. Especially that place, it's clear. If he hurts people in the future, we'll paste it everywhere inside and outside the palace, and write on it: eight A list of private parts of the chief eunuch An Dehai. What do you think?"

"..."

An Dehai didn't wait for others to say anything, and passed out directly.

The next day, Baolu went to Chuxiu Palace early in the morning to look for Xiao Ran. "how was it?"

"Not dead yet." Xiao Ran blinked his eyes, "But at least he will lie down for ten and a half months. This guy was naked and let the wind blow for most of the night, and he didn't break the rope on the stone until three o'clock. Come out. Lying in bed talking nonsense now."

"We didn't reveal our secrets, did we?"

"How can it be! We have so many rubbings in our hands, how dare he fart? Then the master is still surprised today, why did he catch a cold after a good time!"

"Gao! Little Sanzi, this time, you really have you, and how many people have taken revenge for you! Haha, 'A list of the private parts of the eighth-rank chief eunuch An Dehai', thank you for thinking it out! The few of us today When I think about it in the morning, I still laugh so hard that my stomach hurts!"

what is this!Xiao Ran smiled slightly, and said in his heart that if in my previous life, I had to take an AV, a photo album or something for him, and post it directly on the Internet, he would be blamed for not making him crazy!

"Is there any news over there?"

Baolu's face immediately turned ugly, and he hesitated for a long time before saying: "I heard that Xiaodao Liu will come back early, probably in the next few days. Master sent a message to make you ready to ask for leave at any time, and I will give you a quiet Purify yourself!"

♂ Volume 1 First Entry to the Palace♀

→Chapter 012 - Farewell to the virgin←

Xiao Ran had expected such a day to come, but he didn't expect it to come so soon.For the whole morning, he sat blankly in the Minghe Garden, staring blankly at the rockery, at the fading flowers, at the sycamore trees whirling in the wind, at the white clouds like duckweed in the sky. Floating east and west.

The little prince and the eldest princess were playing with tanks, planes and cannons, having a great time playing, their immature laughter made Xiao Ran feel inexplicable sadness and fear.

"What are you thinking about?" Zhang Wenliang walked over and sat down next to him.Xiao Ran didn't answer, just shook his head with a wry smile.

"I entered the palace at the age of 12, and it has been a full ten years now. I have only admired two people in the palace for so long. One is my master, Cui Hai and Cui Ye, and the other is you." Zhang Wenliang said in a very Said in a low tone, his eyes became a little distant.

"My family used to be quite wealthy, so he can be regarded as a small rich man. My father is very shrewd and capable. He takes care of many lands and does business from time to time. When he was ten years old, there was a military disaster in his hometown, and many people died. I ran away, but my father couldn't let go of the family property after all, so he sent our mothers to the city, and stayed in the country to sell the house and property.

"A few days later, Dad finally arrived in the city, but he was carried. He was shot in the back, and he was almost dying. He took my hand and said, Ryoko, remember, nothing in this world is better than life." No matter how precious and valuable, as long as you are alive, you are not afraid of the sky falling!