Eunuchs who traveled through the Qing Dynasty

Time travel, I admit, I am a eunuch!There is really nothing to do.At most, they just make guns, play with guns, pick up girls, and make money.Flattery, sycophantic flattery are necessary, overturning clouds and rain, making things worse, my strengths, molesting court ladies, messing with the harem...
We are born stud material, what else can we do if we don't do this?Open a beauty salon and a health care product store.How dare you pour porn on our pimples?Buy and buy, at worst, refine it into heroin and sell it to him... I was a doctoral student in my previous life, and my major was trade research...