Eunuchs who traveled through the Qing Dynasty

"Can you see this too?" Xiao Ran said in surprise, at this moment he was really worried, "According to what you said, wouldn't others be able to find out?"

"That's not necessarily the case. Others don't know about this issue, so they might not look at it so carefully. Now that this has happened, I can't persuade you anymore, but you must remember one thing: What will you do in the future?" When things happen, you must be careful, don't leave any seeds! Once something goes wrong, even the gods will not be able to save you!"

Xiao Ran knew that he had good intentions, so he patted him on the shoulder and said, "I know, I'm not so confused." Suddenly remembered something, and said, "Baozi, I won't hide it from you. Every time When that happened, I always took that thing outside. Well, you know that thing? I heard that eunuchs have a special technique, that is, when you press a woman’s buttocks, the stuff will flow out. Do you know How did you do it?"

Baolu blushed when he heard this, and spat: "Bah, you're not ashamed, you're so out of shape! I'm just a concubine, how can I know such embarrassing things?"

shame?Xiao Ran looked at Bao Lu sympathetically, you boy will never have such a shameful opportunity in your life!

Out of gratitude, Xiao Ran quietly told him about the opening of the beauty salon.When he heard that his 500 taels of silver gave birth to more than 2000 taels of "little silver" in one day, Baolu was dumbfounded, his eyes were full of stars.The two chatted for a while, and casually mentioned An Dehai, Xiao Ran said with a smile: "This kid really doesn't know what's going on now, I'll go and see."

When he came to Chuxiu Palace, he didn't see An Dehai when he entered the door, but he saw the maid and eunuch kneeling on the ground.Xiao Ran wondered, didn't all the concubines go to the imperial dining room, why is Concubine Yi still there?

It turned out that today the emperor's dinner was passed on to the queen and elder brother, as well as concubine Li and the eldest princess, mother and daughter, but there was no concubine Xuanyi.Since the birth of the little prince, Concubine Yi's mother has become more and more pretentious in the palace because of her son, which makes Xianfeng feel very unhappy.

In addition, the Qing Palace once had an ancestor's precept "Ye He, who destroyed the state", and the Aixinjueluo family was not allowed to intermarry with the Ye He family.This is still the feud left over from the N-year war launched by Nurhachi's generation for the legendary Yehe beauty "Dongge".After Xianfeng favored Concubine Yi, he learned that he was a descendant of the Yehenala family, and he felt a faint grudge in his heart.In addition, the little prince became more and more estranged from her, but became very close to the empress, so this dinner with his two wives and two children was very happy, and he threw the real lady aside.

Xiao Ran didn't know about this section, but he already guessed about it in his mind.Turning his eyes, he bowed and trotted to Concubine Yi's door, and greeted him respectfully.Concubine Yi's skill and ambition are unmatched by any concubine in the palace, and no matter what her current relationship with Xianfeng is, she is Zai Chun's biological mother after all, and her status cannot be ignored.

When a person is frustrated, it is often the best time to win her over. The icing on the cake is far less touching than giving charcoal in the snow. Of course, a master flatterer like Xiao Ran will not understand this truth.

Concubine Yi was overjoyed when she saw Li Ran, but then her expression changed: "So it's you! Well, I haven't shown up for so many days, but now I'm here alone. What's the matter, your master sent you to embarrass me Is it?"

"..." Xiao Ran suddenly felt that he was a dude, and he was thinking whether this was giving charcoal in the snow or adding fuel to the fire.

"Okay, I'm really talking!" Concubine Yi's charming face flushed red at this moment, and her eyes turned into a kind of terrible lust, "You dog slave, you are the Queen's person, I will really Can't heal you?"

"Master is very angry! The consequences are serious!"

"What?" Concubine Yi was taken aback.

"Alas!" Xiao Ran sighed for a long time, sucked his nose, and began to cry. "When I first came here, I was thinking: Going at this time is simply a bad luck, are you asking for trouble?..."

"You dare to say that about me?!" After hearing the words "Chu Meitou", Concubine Yi was furious, and she raised her hand to be dragged out.Unexpectedly, Xiao Ran suddenly raised his voice and shouted: "Don't make noise!"

With this roar, not only the eunuchs and court ladies kneeling outside, but even Concubine Yi was taken aback, "You, you..." She pointed at Xiao Ran tremblingly, and even forgot to call someone.

"Actually, I didn't want to come. I knew it was the time when the master was angry. Didn't I just bang my head against the big wall? But, but..." Xiao Ran sniffed his nose and wiped his eyes hard. Why can't my tears come out!

"But I still can't control myself! I just came back from outside the palace, and I haven't even seen our master, so I came here to greet you! After leaving Chuxiu Palace for a few days, someday I won't Worried about your master? When you think about your loss of appetite, and your mistress can’t tell jokes to your master, you just think about it every day: Did you eat today? ...But, master, you actually said that about me! Little Sanzi, Little Sanzi really..."

Gritting his teeth, Xiao Ran pinched his thigh, tears more precious than golden beans finally came out of his eyes.Damn, the tears came just in time. With our talented performances, it would be a shame not to win an Oscar or something!

"From the time I uttered these words, I have already guessed the ending. Yes, it is not too much for a slave to offend the master, but beheading is not an exaggeration, but these words made me feel stuck in my throat, and I couldn't spit it out. Alas ——!”

Xiao Ran let out a long sigh, and tried to use the most sensational tone in his life to say: "Once upon a time, there was a very honorable master standing in front of me, but I didn't cherish it. I didn't regret it until I lost it. If God can do it all over again If I have the opportunity, I will say three words to my master: I care about you! If I have to add a time limit to this concern, I hope it will be... 1 years!"

Oh my God!What a passionate person this is!A strong sense of happiness struck, and Concubine Yi trembled violently as if she had been plugged into a 380-volt power supply.I have never seen such a confession of true feelings after living for more than twenty years, and the people who said it was careful were really jumping around.On weekdays, those servants trembled with fright when they saw him, wishing they could stick their heads in their crotch, and couldn't help but want to kick him when they saw him so cowardly.But just now, the young man yelled so loudly, he was really manly...

This appearance, it seems, it seems... In a trance, Xiao Ran turned into his first love when he was a girl, Brother Rong Lurong, equally handsome and masculine!Suddenly he became the Xianfeng of the past again, Fengshen is handsome and personable...

Hey, what am I doing? !

Concubine Yi's momentary distraction made her blush.Looking at that little red apple-like face, Xiao Ran immediately came to a conclusion.One word: done!

"You... Are you speaking the truth?" Concubine Yi originally wanted to say how dare you, a slave, be so presumptuous, but for some reason, she turned into this sentence when she said it, and she couldn't help but faint.

"Look!" Xiao Ran took out the Purple Chenzhu and Yu Ruyi from his bosom.

"Ah, these, so you have been with me all the time!" Concubine Yi was really moved at this moment.Unexpectedly, this slave has such thoughts...

Xiao Ran also said in his heart: Idiot, I'm afraid of being stolen.

Concubine Yi turned her anger into joy, and the anger that had been suppressed all night finally dissipated.Waved to let the gang of eunuchs and maids go down, everyone scattered like birds and beasts as if they had been pardoned.Everyone in their hearts admired Xiao Ran's five-body cast: Look at others, this flattery is flattering, you can't tell it's flattery...

"I can't tell, but you, a slave, really have a heart. Get up."

"Shu." Xiao Ran followed into the room.The dinner has been delivered, as usual, there are [-] or [-] dishes, but it was smashed by Concubine Yi.Now that I'm in a good mood, I'm really hungry. "Little Sanzi, tell me, what shall we have for dinner?"

"We?" Xiao Ran was taken aback, the slave was eating at the same table as the master, if word got out, no matter whether the master blamed it or not, it would be a crime of beheading. "Master, please spare me, the youngest son still wants to carry this head for a few more days."

Concubine Yi is not disgusted with his glib, but finds it very interesting. "Counsel. You dared to offend me just now, why are you so courageous now?" He said with a sweet smile, "Don't worry, there are no outsiders in this room. And you are the most famous person from the Queen's side." , anyway, it’s considered a customer, but it’s okay to eat.”

well!Xiao Ran said in his heart that it was a big gamble just now, and if he wins the gamble, he will get a big backer from now on; what is he betting now?Is it possible to sleep with you?

But since we are talking about this, the so-called supporting the bold and starving the timid is Xiao Ran's consistent purpose.So he talked nonsense, lobster, abalone, bird's nest and shark's fin, ordered everything imaginable, and the teasing concubine Yi giggled coquettishly, and covered her mouth and said: "You are really that cat, born to love fishy food."

Although there was no one else in the room, both of them couldn't help blushing as soon as the words came out.Concubine Yi is really pitiful recently, since the little prince was born, Xianfeng has gradually alienated her, and it has been more than a year since she was not lucky.What kind of motherhood and honor are they all bullshit.Isn't such a day a widow?Thinking of her delicate appearance, hot body, and professional skills in bed, but she was a lonely shadow, feeling sorry for herself, and felt very sad.

In the past, there was a little Anzi who was handsome and understanding, even though he was just tapping, kneading and touching, he could understand for a while.It's a pity that I had an inexplicable cold the other day, and I haven't poured more than a dozen soups and medicines, and I'm still crawling on the bed and humming.Unexpectedly, a mistress came suddenly, this servant really had a clever mouth, as if it had been smeared with honey.The one who looks like a handsome man, compared with him, what is Xiao Anzi?

Thinking of this, Concubine Yi's body softened involuntarily.But Xiao Ran couldn't help shivering.

After a while, the wine and rice were delivered.The wine is an old Xifeng, which was specially ordered for Xiao Ran, but unfortunately Xiao Ran didn't like that one sip, so he swung his chopsticks round and only ran towards the shrimp, fish and so on.While eating, I thought: I don’t know if the rules in the palace can be packed?It would be great if it could be brought back to Yuting Xueyao and the others.

Concubine Yi sent all the waiters out, and became more courageous, with one jade arm resting on the edge of the table, her chin resting on her hand, her beautiful eyes expressing affection, she only turned on Xiao Ran's handsome face. .He was talking in his heart: What a handsome little servant, today I will simply tease him for real!

the Rainbow comes after the storm.

If you don't experience Yuting, how can you appreciate the joy and romance of that story?

Xiao Ran, who has experienced personnel affairs, couldn't help but feel a little ready to move under the gaze of those hot eyes.

To be honest, this Yehenala Laner is really beautiful.Very beautiful.It was the first time for Xiao Ran to see her up close, and he couldn't help being fascinated by it. ——Although thinking of the word "Cixi", I still feel a little nauseous.

With a fair face, eyebrows curved like crescent moons, big eyes like deep pools in autumn, there seemed to be layers of ripples between his gazes.The nose is made of jade fat, and a small mouth of rosy cherry is soul-stirring.The long black hair was pulled back, exposing a section of snow-white neck, which further accentuated the small and perfect curvature of the lower jaw.

Everything is so alluring, especially the bewitched eyes, even a real eunuch can't help but feel his heart throbbing when he sees it.

The queen is also very beautiful, it is a kind of elegant and dignified beauty, like Athena, people even want to pay homage to her when they see it, and they are more respected and loved in their hearts.The beauty of Concubine Yi is a kind of charm, a kind of charm that can remove any man's defense and hollow out any man's body.For such a woman, men cannot resist.

Xiao Ran especially couldn't resist.Although thinking of helping Yu Ting bid farewell to the virgin a few days ago, I felt a bit of guilt in my heart, but I soon felt relieved.In fact, he was really not afraid of having three wives and four concubines, and he absolutely didn't care if someone said he was a stallion.A stallion can actually be understood as "a kind of happy horse", at least it is much better than those stallions who are anxious because they can't get a mare.

If a man doesn't fuck B, he deserves to be struck by lightning. If a man is not flirtatious, he will get two balls for nothing.truth.

However, he is a eunuch!A eunuch whose parts are still sound!Once indulged, there is only one result: no matter whether Concubine Yi has an orgasm or is satisfied, she, the fake eunuch who sneaked into the harem, will die.So at this time, he can only turn sexual desire into appetite, keep filling his mouth with different foods, paralyze his pituitary gland by chewing and swallowing, and try not to send out such surging hormones.

Concubine Pian Yi lifted up a part of her sleeve again, revealing a section of her jade arm, and said softly with charming eyes like silk: "Little Sanzi, do you think I am beautiful?"

"Ah? What, I'll have another bite of lobster." Xiao Ran stuffed another chopstick into his mouth.

Concubine Yi simply walked over, stretched out her tender finger like a spring onion and poked lightly on his forehead: "Dead Xiao Ran, what a hungry ghost reincarnated. Today I specially used some French perfume. Smell it, it smells delicious." Not fragrant?"

The hot and fragrant delicate body came up limply, and when it was touched, Xiao Ran felt dizzy for a while.Probably due to the fact that she had given birth to a child, Concubine Yi's figure is a little plump and elastic.However, this kind of plumpness not only did not affect the hot figure, but also had a special charm, the temptation of a mature and charming young woman.For a pure young man like Xiao Ran, such a temptation is undoubtedly fatal.

Yu Ting's beauty is more suitable for appreciation. At that time, she was like a green apricot, somewhat jerky.And the charming young woman in front of her was like a ripe peach, the kind that would ooze juice even after taking a sip.

Isn't that the legendary peach?