Eunuchs who traveled through the Qing Dynasty

Duan Xingnian was taken aback, then Hehe laughed strangely, and said: "Damn, I'm confused! Both left and right are dead, so I'll be relieved if I die earlier!" Even though he said that, after all, he suffered from this After a round of torture, how can I still have the slightest appetite.But looking at the young and handsome young eunuch, he was calm and courageous, unwilling to be looked down upon by him, so he opened his mouth to bite the ham and started to chew.

For a while, the two of them were in the same competition, and after eating a storm, only the sound of chewing and chewing could be heard in the cell.On the other side of the stone wall, the two people saw this scene through a hidden hole, couldn't help but look at each other and sighed.

"Hey! It seems that 'killing chickens to warn monkeys' doesn't seem to have any effect on this guy!"

"However, Your Majesty," one of them said with a smile, "this kid has such courage, it seems that we have chosen the right person."

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→Chapter 018 - When the antidote becomes an aphrodisiac←

"Oh!" Xianfeng sighed helplessly.

His illness seemed to have worsened in the past two days, his cheeks were flushed sickly, and he had to pant for a long time from time to time.And every time I said a word, I felt a severe headache, and my temples throbbed like they were about to burst.

Just the day before, peace negotiations with foreigners failed completely.When I think of the peace talks, I feel dark in front of my eyes.Originally, Prince Yi Zaiyuan and Minister of Military Aircraft Gui Liang presided over the peace talks. They drafted a note, arranged a banquet, and invited envoys from Britain and France to Tongzhou for negotiations.The British counselor Pachari was very rude, and proposed to bring thousands of soldiers into Beijing with the French to negotiate with the emperor face to face, and his words at the banquet were full of ridicule and sarcasm.Zaiyuan and Guiliang are fine. Youdao is a weak country without diplomacy, so what can you do if you can't bear it?But another person was annoyed: Seng Gelinqin, the monk king.

This fellow is used to being brave and foolhardy, and he was beaten miserably on the battlefield, but when he heard that he had suffered a loss at the wine table, he became furious and tied up Bacharley.As a result, the situation intensified immediately. The British envoy Erjin led his troops to drive northward, and conquered Tongzhou in only two and a half hours. Besieged in the Nianzi Mountain area.

Even the three generals, who were usually powerful and lightning-fast, were completely defeated, and the court could no longer find a capable person.For a while, the emergency documents were like snowflakes, and people in the court were panicked, and they all urged the emperor to go north to Chengde to hunt.After thinking about it, it seems that only Xiao Ran's "YY" in Yichunyuan that day was considered well-organized, and he had a lot of insight into firearm tactics, so he had a secret discussion with Yizhen overnight, planning to let Xiao Ranxiang set up a firearms battalion to stop the attack The foreign soldiers mobilized Zeng Guofan's Hunan army from Anqing to go north to King Qin.However, at this time, Xiao Ran made another big mess. According to the law, it is a felony to kill the nine clans, but if he is killed, who will resist the foreign soldiers?

Thinking of this, Xianfeng was even more sad for a while. Unexpectedly, the great Qing Dynasty was reduced to the point where eunuchs went to the front line.The most irritating servant, Xiao Ran, dared to use a knife in the palace, not to mention robbing the prison!To rest in peace, he would have been sentenced to death by a thousand swords, but now it seems that he can only watch him get away with it.

"Hey! Sixth brother, pass it on!" Xianfeng said weakly.

At this time, Xiao Ran was eating so much oil that his mouth was dripping with oil, and he would sip his wine from time to time, feeling very at ease.As soon as he entered the secret room and saw Duan Xingnian who was being tortured while enjoying the food and wine, he already guessed this trick.Tian Lan Qingzhuo's analysis for him clearly emerged in his mind, and Xianfeng hadn't chopped him off with a single knife. The only explanation was that he was still valuable.

"Brother Duan, if I can get you out, will I owe you the 1000 taels of silver?" Xiao Ran asked shamelessly.

"..." Duan Xingnian was speechless.Generally speaking, there are only two kinds of people who can say such things under such circumstances.One is an idiot and the other is a big idiot.

But Xiao Ran belongs to the third type of person.But the emperor summoned him.

Xianfeng was appointed as the inspection envoy of the Firearms Battalion of the Eight Banners Army, and also assisted in military affairs.This annoyed Xiao Ran very much.Originally, he hoped that he would be sent to supervise the manufacture of firearms, because after all, he would not need to drink poison, and if he was lucky, it would not be impossible to live a few more days.

According to the ancestral system, the Qing Dynasty did not allow eunuchs to serve as military supervisors, so this was regarded as a "supervising war on behalf of the master".Because of the fear of rebellion, the slow medicine is usually given first, and the antidote is given again every once in a while.Xiao Ran heard from Lan Qingzhuo about this rule, but this time Xianfeng didn't let him drink any poisonous wine, which surprised him somewhat.

Xiao Ran's greatest hobby in his life is to take advantage, and it is his nature to take advantage of the fire.So when he confirmed Xianfeng's intention, he immediately put on a posture that a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, and put forward three conditions in one breath: first, Xueyao's crimes were pardoned, and she was sent back out of the palace; He opened the Dim Fragrance Women's Hall and asked for all taxes to be exempted.Third, pardon Duan Xingnian and let him act as his deputy.

In fact, he also wanted to raise the fourth point, confessing that he was a fake eunuch, but thinking that he had stayed in Kunning Palace for so long and served the queen all the time, if he said he didn't cuckold Xianfeng, he might not believe it, so Had to give up.And just those three items were enough to make Xianfeng's face turn as red as a monkey's butt, and Yixin's face turn as black as the bottom of a pot.

When he led Duan Xingnian swaggeringly out of Prince Kung's mansion in a sedan chair, Duan Xingnian felt that this world is really amazing. If no one cares about using knives in the palace and robbing prisons privately, is it true that our brothers will come down? You can also climb to the Qianqing Palace to uncover the tiles, and then urinate in it in a competition to see who can piss the emperor's forehead?

Duan Xingnian has practiced martial arts since he was a child, and he practiced the Northern School Splitting Palm. Although he is a eunuch, his kung fu is really good.Probably because of his good health, he survived the whipping, but with the bamboo sticks on his fingers, he probably needs to be raised for at least ten or eight days.

This nailing of bamboo sticks was one of the tortures of the Qing Dynasty. A two-inch-long bamboo stick was nailed in through the nails. It hurt to death and scared to death.Duan Xingnian was able to make it through, he is really a tough guy, and he is loyal enough, that's why Xiao Ran fell in love with him.

Xianfeng has already drafted an order from the Military Aircraft Department, and normally Xiao Ran will not be able to take up the post until tomorrow.Duan Xingnian was sent back to the palace to treat his injuries. Taking advantage of this time, he first went to the beauty salon to change into a set of casual clothes, and also told Yulai that the Anxiang Club had been granted imperial approval.

The officers and soldiers who appeared on the opening day have always been a heart problem for him.The beauty salon was exposed, if one day he really hanged up, I'm afraid this place will become a pond fish and be black handed.After all, this is an excellent way to make money.This is also the reason why he brought it up to Xianfeng face to face. With that imperial approval, the guild hall can continue to operate in a legitimate manner. For Yulai, the most gratifying thing is that he can finally blatantly type "court The golden signboard of "Secret Recipe".

The various service items in the guild hall were carried out fairly smoothly, except for one or two people with skin allergies, three or four people who were sprained from riding a "bicycle", five or six people who collapsed after eating croton pulle, and seven or eight people who suffered from carbon monoxide poisoning due to incense, Basically no problem.On the contrary, there were two customers who wanted to file a lawsuit because of their wealth and power, but in those days, as long as the signboard of "Palace" was hung, who would dare to close their beaks obediently?

Xiao Ran briefly explained to Yu Lai, went out the back door and hired a sedan chair, and went straight to Tianshuijing Alley to find Xueyao.When I arrived at the inn, I was walking on the Hu ladder, but when I lifted my legs, I suddenly felt a piercing pain in my lumbar spine, as if countless steel needles had pierced in from my lower back!I couldn't help but groan, my legs suddenly lost feeling, and Gu Lulu rolled straight down the ladder.

With only a half-knowledge of medicine, Xiao Ran's heart sank: Xianfeng really did something wrong with that table of food!The medicine enters the kidneys, and the waist and hips are not lifted. This is a typical chronic poisoning!

But there is no need to make a fuss, even if you don't eat those drinks and vegetables, this poison cannot be avoided.Xiao Ran took a deep breath, feeling a little worried about Duan Xingnian.Duan Xingnian only ate vegetables and didn't drink alcohol. If the poison was in the wine, it would be fine, but if it was in the vegetables, then he would be in trouble too.

A waiter from the shop hurried over to help him up, and said, "Master, is he sick? Huichuntang is the third house in the east of this alley. Do you want me to hire a doctor for you?"

Xiao Ran smiled wryly and shook his head.Not to mention the quack doctor, even the imperial physician may not be able to cure the poison of this great nephew.Holding on to the handrail, he walked upstairs slowly, feeling that the pain had passed, and it was nothing serious, but his waist was sore and he couldn't exert any strength.

She knocked on the door of Xueyao's room several times, but there was no movement inside.Xiao Ran's face changed abruptly, he slammed open the door and rushed in.Seeing that the bed was empty without even a single person, I felt a chill in my heart.At this moment, a charming smile suddenly sounded from behind: "Fool, I gave you a big jump!"

A gust of fragrant wind blew by, and then a soft body pounced on his back from behind.Xiao Ran groaned, his waist went limp, and the two of them fell down together.

Needless to say, only a girl like Xueyao can do such naughty things.Xiao Ran could only smile wryly: "You girl, do you always have to watch me hang myself in a hurry to be happy?"

Xueyao tilted her head and said with a smile: "How about it, who told you to be stupid, you can be fooled so easily!" The girl changed into a blue skirt with broken embroidery, and covered it with a silver thread clip. The shirt looks more and more beautiful.I remember that when I brought her clothes in the morning, I took a cloth belt specially to let her tie her chest flat.The two little white rabbits must have been liberated now, their chests were swollen like they were going to tear their clothes.Xiao Ran felt dizzy looking at it for a while, and would have had a nosebleed if it was normal, but today it was strange that the thing underneath didn't respond at all.I couldn't help admiring myself: Maybe I became noble all of a sudden?

While helping him up, Xueyao said: "Dead eunuch, you don't have any strength at all, and you fell down very lightly. It's really useless!"

Seeing her smug look, Xiao Ran was both angry and funny, and deliberately said with a straight face: "You still have time to joke around! The matter of escape from prison was leaked, Long Yan was furious, and put twelve tokens in a row, filling the street I'm going to catch you! Oh, now I'm a drag on you too, I heard that the emperor is jumping so high that he wants to chop off my head!"

As expected, Xueyao's expression changed, but she quickly regained her composure. She took out two heavy packages from behind the door, and said solemnly: "Don't be afraid, let's run together. I'm ready. Look, you I have collected all the bank notes I gave earlier, and bought clothes for both of us. This bag is full of food, including dry food, roast chicken, elbows, tea eggs, melon seeds..."

Xiao Ran was dizzy for a while, looked at her with adoring eyes, and asked timidly: "May I ask this elder sister, are you always running away or going on a trip? Can you buy another dozen beers by the way?" Suddenly he yelled: "Now the streets are full of Ouchi guards, you want to go to Mars!"

Xueyao had really carefully prepared the whole afternoon, and when she saw him lose her temper, she was so aggrieved that she pursed her lips and was about to cry.Xiao Ran laughed loudly, took out a piece of paper from his bosom, and said, "Look for yourself!"

Xueyao has been following the Queen's side all the time, but she can read and write quite well. She took a look and saw that it said: Now a Shandong native girl Lu Xueyao, sent back out of the palace, and pardoned herself All divisions are not allowed to ask about the guilt.On the bottom is a taboo calligraphy of Emperor Xianfeng.Although it is not a royal decree Shangbao, but with this handwritten letter of pardon, it is undoubtedly the top amulet.

This time I couldn't help being surprised and delighted, looked at it several times, tears fell down, and suddenly punched Xiao Ran fiercely: "Dead eunuch, you dare to lie to me! I..."

The punch was impartial, hitting the lower back.Feeling an indescribable stabbing pain, Xiao Ran's eyes went dark, and he fell to the ground with a bang, and passed out.At first Xueyao thought she was lying to her again, but there was no response after pushing her a few times, only then did she realize that she had caused a catastrophe, and she panicked.

Hearing the screams, the waiter in the shop thought he had seen a pervert, he fucked a bench and rushed upstairs, only to find out that it was the young master who had fainted again.Without waiting for Xueyao's orders, she went to Huichuntang to find a doctor.The doctor was about 70 to [-] years old, with a big beard, and he climbed up the stairs out of breath, but he saw that the patient had already woken up.

Xiao Ran leaned on the head of the bed, smiled wryly and said: "This gentleman, please go back, I don't need to look at my illness."

The old man got angry when he heard it, and said sullenly: "What does this mean? Although the old man is only a doctor, his two legs are not worthless!"

Xiao Ran thought it was the same, the old man was getting old, and he couldn't get angry even if he tossed about it for a while, so he said to Xueyao: "Give this old man some medical expenses, um, give him ten taels, let him go."

However, the old man was extremely stubborn, and became more and more angry. He even slammed the medicine box on the ground, and said angrily: "Young master is a rich man, but you don't have to play with the old man like this! Come and drink, you treat me as a beggar Is it?"

Xiao Ran couldn't help being amused: "Old man, I didn't mean to play tricks, it's really this disease, you can't take it seriously even if you always look at it, why are you so excited?"

Speaking of this old man, he is the well-known number one master of Huichun Hall, a generation of medical saint Li Jingchou.This old man has excellent medical skills and is famous for his stubborn temper. Regardless of whether he has money or not, if he doesn't like someone, he won't even look at a golden mountain.Originally, with his status, he would not come to see a doctor on weekdays, but this day the doctor's family had something to do, and he heard the waiter in the shop say that saving lives is the most important thing, so he went to the door in person with the medicine box on his back.Unexpectedly, after being stimulated by Xiao Ran, his eyebrows and beard raised together, his face turned red and he shouted thickly, "You, you! Your Excellency is too deceitful! I, Li Jingchou, practiced medicine with my ancestors. I dare not say that the medicine can cure the disease, but no one does it like that. Amuse me! If you won’t let me see it today, I will have to see it. If your disease can’t be cured, I, Old Li, would rather tear down the signboard of the Beijing Master’s Doctor!”

Xiao Ran sighed, thinking that this old guy is really a stubborn ass.He said casually: "Okay, you've always said that, so I'll make it difficult for you, let you see. But you have to keep your word. If you can't cure it, don't say I went to your house to smash the signboard."

Li Jingchou rolled his eyes angrily, and it took him a long time to take a breath, without saying a word, he grabbed Xiao Ran's wrist, and his hand was trembling with anger.

Qi returns to Qi, the old man's method is really clever, as soon as he got the pulse, his face suddenly became serious, after cutting the left hand and the right hand, carefully checked the inch, close, and ruler, and then opened his eyelids to look at it for a long time , There was a layer of sweat on the forehead.

Xueyao said anxiously at the side: "What, can the old man see what kind of illness it is?"

Li Jingchou was stunned for a long time before he said dejectedly: "The old man talks too much, you can see it, but you can't cure it. If this young man wants to smash the old man's signboard, then he can't say it."

Xue Yao and Xiao Ran looked at each other, feeling strange.Xiao Ran's heart moved, and he said: "Can the old man see what kind of disease this is?"

"Oh, my lord, don't ask questions knowingly. It's clear that you deliberately deceived me. What kind of disease is this? It's the poison of Luomei Hanxiang!"

It was only at this time that Xiao Ran really admired him. This old man really has a way. "The old man is indeed superb in medical skills, and I admire him very much. But since he knows what the poison is, why can't he say he can't cure it? Could it be... there is no cure for this poison?"

"No, no!" Hearing these two flattering words, Li Jingchou regained his spirits immediately, "This poison is called Luomei Hanxiang, which coincides with the six plum blossoms. As the name suggests, there are six or thirty-six types of poison method, unless it is a poisoner, it is too difficult for others to understand!"