Eunuchs who traveled through the Qing Dynasty

Xiao Ran said: "Then what does Prince Gong plan?"

"What else can I plan!" Heng Qi sighed, and said, "Master Zhou and Lord Chen tried their best to make a proposal, and the sixth prince can only listen to them. I'm afraid this time is different from the past, and the peace negotiation will be very troublesome. "

Xiao Ran said: "It's very chaotic outside now, and the foreign devils are about to kill them. If Mr. Hengda doesn't stay in the city, where are he going?"

Heng Qi pointed to the sedan chairs in the team and said: "Don't mention it. It wasn't the monk king who made a fuss before. He negotiated a peaceful peace, but he came back with such a hot potato. The British sent someone to send a note to ask for it early in the morning. Zhe, we have to send it back with a thick face!"

"He is that Pachari?" Xiao Ran was so excited that his eyes were red.He stepped forward and opened the sedan chair curtain and saw that he was indeed a foreigner, with an extremely arrogant expression, squinting eyes and a long, protruding nose.Xiao Ran bowed his head and said in English: "It turns out that this is the respected Mr. Bacharley, who is really handsome and personable. My admiration for you is really like a surging river, endless!"

Seeing that he could speak English, Pashaley was a little surprised, and then sneered and said, "You Chinese have a saying that you don't know the pain until you hit yourself. It seems to be true. If I knew this before, why bother! Said, the Chinese are all born cheap bones!"

Xiao Ran smiled and said: "Your Excellency's words are too correct. For example, I am born to be cheap. If I don't get scolded twice a day, I feel uncomfortable. I feel good when I scold you. Less!" Pacharley didn't know what to say, so he could only shake his head and sneer constantly.

Xiao Ran put down the curtain of the sedan chair, pondered for a while, and said to Heng Qi in a low voice: "Send this guy back, it should be right, but our family came all the way from the south, and the foreign devils are killing people and setting fire there. Seeing our Qing soldiers, If you don't even ask, it's a mess. Mr. Hengda, if you take so many people there, I'm afraid it's... Hehe!" He said and shook his head with his mouth curled.

Heng Qi was taken aback, and hurriedly said: "Then what should you do? Eunuch Xiao, brother Xiao, after all, you have been a military supervisor and fought against foreign devils, so at least you can give the officials a way out!"

"Oh, there is no way out, it depends on luck!" Seeing that his face was blue and his lips were trembling, Xiao Ran sighed deliberately: "Let's do this. Sir, you have a family at least, unlike our eunuch, you have nothing to do." Don't care, since you called my brother, I can't say, my brother will take this trip for you!"

Hearing this, Heng Qi almost burst into tears, grabbed Xiao Ran's hand and choked up, "Brother, you are really... I, Lao Heng, I, I won't say anything!"

Xiao Ran ordered his subordinates to take over the sedan chair, sent Heng Qi off, took a drive along the main road, and came to a valley.That Bacharley heard the voice outside was wrong, opened the curtain of the sedan chair and saw that there were barren hills all around, he immediately became alert and said: "Stop the sedan chair, stop the sedan chair! Where are you taking me?"

Xiao Ran smiled and said: "Honey, I'm going to take you to heaven. Poor child, go and accept the baptism of the Lord bravely, the Lord will bless you, Amen!" He said while crossing his chest.

Pacharley's donkey face turned red immediately, and he jumped out of the sedan chair recklessly, roaring angrily: "You, you dare to harm me! I am the Counselor of the British Empire, Counselor, do you know? The army of our empire It has already arrived at your city! If you dare to be rude to me, I will definitely make you die ugly!"

"Fuck you!" Duan Xingnian was so angry that he couldn't eat him alive, so he kicked him somersault.The brothers in Huoqiying couldn't bear it any longer, they rolled up their arms and sleeves and surrounded him.Bacharley didn't dare to show off his prestige, his calves shuddered and he fell to his knees.

Xiao Ran still smiled and said: "Your Chinese is pretty good. But there is another saying in China, that is, if you don't put a knife on your neck, you don't know how to live or die. I don't think you have learned this sentence yet, right? Damn, How dare you fucking burn our Old Summer Palace!" With a bang, he kicked him in the face, and immediately rolled out with tears and snot mixed with blood.

Pacharley let out a scream like a pig, and repeatedly shouted: "I didn't, I didn't burn the Old Summer Palace!"

"Fart, you bullied me and didn't learn history, did you? You haven't burned it now, but you will burn it tonight!"

With another kick, Pashaley's nose was completely crooked to the side, and at this moment, he felt as if he wanted to die. "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

"Fucking stubborn, the whole gang! Come on, give me the top ten tortures of the Qing Dynasty to serve me! Brother Duan, let me give you this chance. If the punishment is not used and you are killed, I will take you as a question." !"

"Okay, just look at it!" Duan Xingnian was originally from the Xing Shensi, and when he heard about the punishment, he dragged Bachari away excitedly with his sharp swordsman.At this time, Parker was too scared to move.

The soldiers all felt angry and excited.Cheng Tong said, "My lord said that this guy burned down the Old Summer Palace, what's the matter?"

Xiao Ran didn't answer directly, but asked instead: "Foreign devils have traveled all the way to Beijing, why do you think about it?"

"Fishing money!"

"Snatch a woman!"

"Grab the site!"

"That's right, then when they hit the capital, they will probably make a move." Xiao Ran changed the subject, "What do you think is the most valuable place in the capital?"

"The Royal Palace."

"Treasury."

"The household department is in charge of money, and there is the most money there."

"Old Summer Palace!" Cheng Tonglue pondered, and said, "Old Summer Palace has been meticulously restored by generations of emperors for hundreds of generations, with countless painstaking efforts. There are countless treasures and antiques, even for the palace. Garden of gardens, if the foreign devils destroy the capital, they will be the first to attack it."

"That's it!" Xiao Ran nodded approvingly, "That's why I said, at the latest tonight, the foreign devils will definitely loot and then set fire to the garden! Brothers, these national treasures are left to us by our ancestors, everyone Say what to do?"

Cheng Tong struck with both fists and said loudly, "Instead of falling into the hands of foreign devils, it's better for us to strike first!"

"Yes, damn it, let's grab his mother's first!" The soldiers shouted one after another, all eyes focused on Xiao Ran's face.

Noon, Old Summer Palace.

Goulan corridors, carved beams and painted buildings, five steps on the first floor, ten steps on the first floor, and a pavilion on the tenth step.Green pines and verdant cypresses, yaocaoqihua, bijianqingxi, rockery and phantom peaks, densely layered, fascinate the mind.There is also the Sichun empress favored by Xianfeng. In the east is the Peony Terrace, named Louyue Kaiyun, where Peony Spring lives; in the west is the Xinghua Village Hall, where Xinghuachun lives; Calling the spring scenery of Wulin, living in Wulinchun; in the Qiyin hall to the north, living in Haitangchun.The beauties of the four springs, living in four corners, lived together in the spring scenery of that year, and decorated the Yuanmingyuan, a garden of thousands of gardens, with colorful colors.

This was the first time that Xiao Ran stood in front of the real Yuanmingyuan, which had not been washed away by history or baptized by the flames of war. At this moment, what he felt was a kind of shock that passed through his soul.

The painstaking efforts and wisdom of the Chinese people, the accumulation and precipitation of thousands of years of culture, make up the sacred and grand dignity of this place. ——Although Xiao Ran deeply knows that this so-called dignity will be witnessed by every piece of rubble and scorched earth in a few years later as the humiliation of a nation, a trampling of the strong against the weak, a rape of blood and fire.

Is it the Nirvana of the Phoenix in the Fire?Or is it the pain of breaking out of the cocoon and rebirth? ...

"My lord, let's..." Duan Xingnian's words turned him from a philosopher back to a robber.Such a profound question might as well be left to those who don’t sleep in the middle of the night many years later and go to the starting point to read the small white codes to think about it, Xiao Ran took a deep breath and waved his arms: "Original plan, action! "

The remaining Qing soldiers had already disappeared without a trace. There were only a dozen guards in front of the gate of the Old Summer Palace. They were probably afraid of the sudden attack of foreign devils, and they shrank and sneaked around. They looked more like a group of low-level thieves. .Suddenly, dozens of Qing soldiers with muskets rushed over yelling, turning around and firing their guns from time to time.Hundreds of foreign devils chased after him vaguely, firing their guns bang-ping-pong-pong, and from time to time two flowering cannonballs flew out.

The guards were dumbfounded immediately, and were at a loss with their guns and swords.Qing soldiers rushed to the door, and a schoolboy shouted: "The foreign devils are here, run, we will take care of you!" The guards came to their senses and hated their parents for losing two legs. , made a cry, and ran away in a swarm.After running quite a distance, someone turned around and shouted: "Thank you, military masters! Take care!"

While fighting back, these Qing soldiers retreated into the Old Summer Palace.Empress Sichun was taken away by Xianfeng long ago, leaving many court ladies and eunuchs.Hearing that the foreign devils were coming, the garden exploded immediately, crying, screaming, hiding, running, most of them rushed to the back door and side door to flee for their lives.It was estimated that everyone had left, and the "foreign devils" joined the Qing soldiers, took off their foreign skins, and revealed the clothes of the firearms battalion inside.

A small group of Qing soldiers came in at the door, Cheng Tong was the leader, driving a row of twenty or thirty carts, and brought hundreds of coolies.Xiao Ran sent out guard posts at each gate, then jumped onto a Taihu Lake stone, and made a brief robbery mobilization: "Don't just focus on gold, silver and jewellery, you must pay attention to the decoration of plates, bowls and vases, especially calligraphy and paintings! In a word: you can Take everything you take away, even a stitch and a thread, and empty the Old Summer Palace before dark!"

With one order, all brothers and coolies joined the ranks of looting!

Xiao Ran is not very interested in antiques, but when treasures that were auctioned at auctions in later generations kept flashing in front of his eyes, his heartbeat accelerated and his blood pressure rose sharply uncontrollably.Xuande Fine Porcelain Pair of Blue Vases was sold for a sky-high price of 96 million US dollars in 1400; a flat-mouthed Guanyin pot from Ru Kiln was said to have been bought back from the UK for 1000 million pounds by shipping tycoon Bao Yugang; Pen stickers, Liu Jingyu's seal cutting...

In fact, when there are so many rare treasures to a certain extent, they are not considered treasures.Seeing the soldiers casually throwing priceless treasures into boxes one after another, Xiao Ran gradually became numb.Or take a walk around the garden.After all, after tonight, everything here will be wiped out.

It was already late autumn, and although the snow had not yet fallen, the flowers and trees in the garden had all withered.Without the backdrop of red flowers and green leaves, those carefully carved and decorated rocks look hideous and ugly.Xiao Ran was considering whether to engrave something like "Xiao Ran visited here in August of the tenth year of Xianfeng" on a certain stone, and then he urinated, when suddenly he heard a woman crying from behind the rockery.

kindness?Xiao Ran's ears twitched instantly.Looking back at Xueyao, the girl was counting the treasures with the big car, completely ignoring herself.Good luck, now is the time to steal your mouth!Could it be that when Xianfeng took Miss Sichun away, he left one behind in a moment of carelessness?Thinking of the legendary Four Spring Festivals, Xiao Ran's heart thumped, and he said in his heart that sister Xueyao, it's not my brother's love, it's really you who came, my brother panicked.Besides, wouldn't it be nice to find two sisters for you and Yuting, who can play mahjong when you're free?Taking advantage of no one around, he rushed to the back of the rockery with lightning speed.

"Robbery! IC, IP, IQ card, give me all... I rely on it!"

Big disappointment.Sure enough, there was a girl sitting on the stone, but she was dressed as a court lady, not even as good as a palace maid, and her dress was very shabby.Her hair was disheveled and draped over her shoulders, and her back looked rather slender.She was crying sadly, her slender shoulders shrugged, and she was still somewhat charming.

The girl heard his voice and turned to look at him.Her hair hung down to cover most of her face, and she couldn't see clearly.Xiao Ran didn't intend to embarrass the maid, so he shook his head and turned around to leave.

"Hey!" The girl suddenly stopped him, "The foreign devil is here, you, why don't you run away?"

"Me?" Xiao Ran said in his heart that I was a foreign devil, and he was running away, "I'm old and I can't run. What about you? Why are you still here?"

The girl chuckled: "How old are you? Why are you still wearing a cap? Why are you an eighth-rank official?" Suddenly her tone darkened, and she sighed: "I can't run away, they left me behind." I don't care, I, I sprained my foot again, I can't run, woohoo!" He started crying again.

Xiao Ran was a little strange.He is now wearing an ordinary soldier's uniform, but on his head is still the original hat, on which is the eighth-rank logo carved gold top.Since the maids are only in the palace and do not see foreign ministers, they generally don't know how to distinguish the ranks. This court lady is undoubtedly an exception.Thinking of this, she felt pity, stepped forward and said, "Where is your twist, let me take a look for you." As he spoke, he grabbed her ankle.

The girl screamed "Ah", and retracted her feet as if they were burning hot, and shouted angrily: "You, you are so bold!"

"Damn, don't be so feudal, I'll just help you!" Xiao Ran was angry and funny, and looked up at her.When I saw this, my heart skipped a beat: Wow, this girl is so beautiful!

Although her hair was a little disheveled and her dress was worn out, she did not conceal her natural beauty at all.The flushed face, the slender eyebrows, the big watery eyes that seem to be full of anger and resentment; the nose is slightly wrinkled mischievously, and the small rosy mouth can't help but make people think about it.Also, wow, the body development is quite good!Xiao Ran's saliva dripped out immediately, and he couldn't help but reveal the nature of a pervert: "Little sister, how old are you this year? It's dangerous to be here alone, let me pick you up... No, it's to protect you !"

The girl was so angry that she forgot to cry, she raised her hand and slapped Xiao Ran on the face, it was crisp and loud.Xiao Ran didn't expect that she would hit as soon as she said, and this time she couldn't dodge. In a rage, he grabbed the girl's arm and twisted it behind his back.The girl cried out in pain, and looked over her shoulder, just in time to see her swollen chest shrugging.