Eunuchs who traveled through the Qing Dynasty

"What are you afraid of? Isn't he a eunuch? It won't do anything for one night." After Ning Xin said this, she suddenly remembered that she had been touched by this guy in the Old Summer Palace this afternoon, and she couldn't help but blushed.Although she is willful and mischievous, she has never had such close contact with a man like this, even the emperor brother just said hello.For li xuan's frivolity, there seemed to be an indescribable feeling in his heart, his teeth itched with hatred for a while, and indescribable shyness for a while, and even a little inexplicable sweetness.How did that happen?Thinking of this, both cheeks burned, but then remembering that he was a eunuch, I felt a little bit lost for some reason.

"He, what is he..." Xue Yao almost blurted out in a hurry, Xiao Ran coughed suddenly in fright, and then remembered that there are some things that cannot be said.Seeing Xiao Ran's triumphant look of having succeeded in his scheme, he wished he could slap him under the bed.But soon she changed her mind: "It's okay to sleep together, I will sleep on the bed with the princess, and you will sleep on the bench."

"..." Xiao Ran was speechless.In front of this little tigress, if she really fell asleep on the bed, she probably wouldn't have to wait until tomorrow morning to be completely bruised.At this time, Xiao Ran began to miss Yu Ting infinitely, how kind and considerate is this girl?If she was here, maybe she could even help press the arms and legs or something when the buddies crossed, that was also possible.

Helplessly watching the two little beauties lying on the bed side by side, Xiao Ran suddenly began to regret staying here.You have to know how much physical and mental damage it is to a man with normal development but can't do anything while watching a beautiful woman sleeping soundly.Especially now, there are actually two sleeping in front of him!

Man is a strange animal.It was obviously a kind of silent torture, but the knife rested on his neck and he couldn't bear to leave.

The dim oil lamp casts a dim and ambiguous light.Probably because they were too tired during the day, the two girls fell asleep very quickly.The jet-black hair was spread on the pillow, making this pair of beauties even more glamorous.In all fairness, both girls are beautiful, but the beauty is a little different.Xueyao has a round face, and her skin is as white as jade; Ning Xin has a pointed jaw, and her complexion is rosy.Xueyao's facial features are very delicate, with willow eyebrows and almond eyes, Qiong nose and cherry lips, she is a standard classical beauty; Princess Ning Xin has a playful appearance, with big eyes, long eyelashes, and a small nose that is always mischievous Slightly wrinkled, it looks like a cartoon Sailor Moon.

Looking down, the thin quilt was pushed out of a mountain peak.It is very doubtful that Ning Xin, a childish little girl, will have such exaggerated breasts. With her careful breathing, she can see that the bulge is rising and falling rhythmically.The blood pulsed by Xiao Ran's eyes, the hot blood all over his body immediately concentrated to a certain part, and many images that needed mosaic processing flashed through his mind.At this time, Xiao Ran really wanted to try his own method desperately, but when he saw Xueyao's tightly clenched fists in her sleep, he couldn't help shivering.

"You damn girl! In the morning, I will sell you!" Xiao Ran gritted his teeth angrily.

Putting together two long benches, at any rate, it can be regarded as a night.Needless to say, I dreamed of something terrible that night. When I woke up the next morning, I was drooling with my head tilted, and suddenly found that some girl had found a conscience and built a mattress for me.While Ning Xin was turning her back, Xiao Ran squeezed Xueyao's leg hard, and said flatteringly in a low voice: "It's my wife who loves me!"

Xueyao snorted: "Smelly, who cares about you. Look at your perverted look, it's a good deal for you if you don't throw you outside to freeze overnight!"

"Ah, then this is..." Xiao Ran held up the mattress and glanced at Ning Xin with malicious intentions, Ning Xin's face turned red immediately: "It's not me, they don't have..."

After leaving the inn, the three of them hired a car, and Yili came to the palace.Ning Xin had been frightened for a whole day, when she saw the red wall and golden roof, tears flowed out like a flood that had opened the floodgates, and Xiao Ran had to talk hard to persuade her.According to the rules, Xueyao has already been sent back out of the palace, so she cannot enter the palace again, but Princess Ning Xin is grateful that she has been with her all day yesterday, and besides, the personal maid is not here, so she must be with her.

As soon as he entered the palace gate, he saw Eunuch Qi in the respect room, and hurriedly greeted Ning Xin, saying: "Thank God! Ninth Princess, you are back! Yesterday, Long Live Lord was about to die. I took a lot of people to look for you, but I couldn't find you. In a rage, I almost beheaded all the slaves in Shouan Palace. Go and clean up, you are the only one left in the palace. I ordered you to drive to Chengde as soon as you come back."

Ning Xin agreed and led Xueyao back to Shou'an Palace.Eunuch Qi grabbed Xiao Ran, and said: "The emperor also issued a decree for you to go to Chengde to serve you immediately. You are the supervisor of the army, but you have taken slow medicine. Long live Lord said, if you die in three days If you can't make it to the palace within a few days, don't even think about the antidote!"

Damn, fuck your antidote!When Xiao Ran saw this old guy with a gloomy face, he got angry, and really wanted to beat him up.But it’s too early to startle the snake, and pretend to be scared: “Three days? It’s so far from here to Chengde, how can there be enough time?”

Eunuch Qi chuckled, and said: "Our family can't control this, your Eunuch Xiao is very capable, so naturally you can find a way." He took out half of a jade tablet with a simple shape, stuffed it in Xiao Ran's hand, and said in a low voice: "This is left to you by the master. If you go there, someone will contact you. Little Sanzi, you have to be firm!"

I remember the first time I met Eunuch Qi, he said the same thing.Xiao Ran sneered in his heart, thinking to himself that I must hold it firmly, but you are an old bastard, your legs and feet are not convenient when you are old, you will stumble sooner or later!After a haha, I returned to Kunning Palace.

When the eunuchs and maids staying in the palace saw Xiao Ran, they kindly ran over to ask questions. After all, this man had been a military supervisor and had seen the world.One by one said in a hurry: "I heard that you won a big victory, and the Lord Long Live is going to reward you!"

"I heard that you beat foreigners to pieces. Is it true?"

"I heard that foreigners are ten feet tall, with blue faces and long fangs, and they can swallow clouds! Even they have been defeated by you, you are really amazing!"

Xiao Ran was enjoying the gaze of worship to the fullest, and felt light all over his body.Suddenly, a "wow" was heard, and a figure swooped over, almost knocking him over.I just heard someone yelling: "Damn little boy, stinky little boy! You don't know how to send a message here, it's useless to worry about you all day! You have no conscience, you don't come to me first when you come back!" , you, you can die outside!"

Xiao Ran took a look, only to see a handsome little eunuch crying like a wronged little daughter-in-law, she was immediately happy, and hugged him: "Baozi! You little bastard, you miss me so much!" !"

Gossip has been circulating in the palace, saying that foreign devils are about to invade Beijing, and the eunuchs and maids staying behind are making people panic.So Baolu wiped his tears, dragged Xiao Ran to his back, and asked secretly: "Little Sanzi, they all said that the foreign devils are coming soon, and the city of Beijing may not be able to defend. It's true Is it?"

Xiao Ran saw that he was tense and wanted to tease him, so he deliberately sighed: "Oh, you are talking. It will only take a while for the foreign devils to call. Besides, they are cruel and murderous without blinking an eye! You know what? , They like the eunuchs of our Great Qing Dynasty the most, especially eunuchs like you who are so handsome, they can eat a meal after grabbing them, which is really outrageous! If you encounter thin-skinned eunuchs, I heard that they will eat them after the fork is finished, wow It's scary to think about it. By the way, why didn't you follow to Chengde? Look at you, you are so thin and tender, when the foreign devils come, they will definitely eat you!"

Hearing this, Baolu's lips turned blue, and his two rows of teeth chattered. He held back for a long time before crying, "I'm just an official, and my master won't take me there. Woohoo, I'm definitely doomed this time." Now, you can go by yourself. Catch the New Year tomorrow, don’t forget to come to my grave, come, add a handful of soil..."

"Fool, if they eat you, even the bones will have to be boiled into big bone soup to drink, so how can there be any grave?"

Baolu's body shook violently, and he burst into tears.Xiao Ran couldn't hold back anymore, he covered his stomach and laughed out loud, tears came out of the laughter.Only then did Baolu realize that he had been duped, he gritted his teeth in hatred, and he was about to strike with his fists.Xiao Ran hurriedly begged for mercy: "Don't, don't do anything! If you dare to hit me, I won't take you to Chengde!"

"Ah, you take me there, to Chengde?" Baolu almost jumped up happily, but he was a little worried, "Is this possible? We don't have the emperor's order, if the emperor finds out, we will be beheaded! "

Xiao Ran said: "With me here, what are you afraid of? Can I harm you? Don't worry, I'll tell the Queen later and it will be over."

Only then did Baolu feel relieved, and happily packed up his things.There was also a message from Shou'an Palace, saying that the preparations for the princess were finished early in the morning, and we just waited to set off together.

Princess Ning Xin's personal maid broke up in the Old Summer Palace that day. Knowing that she had caused a catastrophe, she didn't dare to go back to the palace, and she didn't know where she went.Fortunately, with Xueyao by her side, she doesn't feel lonely.The two girls were chatting and laughing happily, Xiao Ran led Baolu to serve him in a big way, and Ning Xin had a headache at that time.Looking at this guy's high-spirited appearance and domineering attitude, he couldn't help but suspect that he was the servant girl, and this guy was clearly the master Baylor or something.

When Xiao Ran saw Princess Ning Xin, his heart skipped a beat.The girl's hair was coiled up, revealing a white and round broken neck, which accentuated the alluring curve brought out by the pointed jaw.He also changed into a suit, wearing a lavender pleated long skirt, and a pink jacket embroidered with gold threads on the outside. While showing off his charming figure with bumps and convexes, it also added a bit of nobility Elegant temperament.Xiao Ran gave a sincere admiration: The little girl is so attractive at such a young age, she is a real beauty.If you grow up a bit, tsk tsk!

It was the first time for Princess Ning Xin to meet such fiery and lewd eyes, and she couldn't help being flustered by the look, blushing and heart beating.I don't know how to think of the frivolity I gave him yesterday, I feel ashamed and hate, I wish I could bite off a piece of his flesh.

After all, this time I was on the run, so I didn't make it too public, and most of the guards were in charge of Chengde. Ning Xin was surrounded by only a few eunuchs and maids, all of whom were dressed in common people's attire.After getting into the carriage, Yili went out of the palace gate and looked directly at Beichi.There are fleeing people everywhere along the way, it is late autumn, with all the dead leaves falling, occasionally there are two or three dead crows in the sky, and the wailing is very sad.

There are three carts in total, Ning Xin Xueyao takes one, the maid takes one, Xiao Ran Baolu and two other eunuchs take the last one.These horses are all well-selected horses with good foot strength, and they have been driven for forty or fifty miles by noon.Passing a mountain pass, they suddenly heard gongs being sifted from both sides, and everyone was stunned.Xiao Ran's expression changed drastically, he had seen this scene a lot in Water Margin, and immediately shouted: "No, there are bandits!" The drivers were all eunuchs, after all, eunuchs were timid, and after hearing this roar, their hands and feet trembled. He froze and almost fell off the shaft of the car.Xiao Ran jumped out of the car, and sure enough, he saw dozens of robbers rushing out of the woods on both sides, some with guns and knives, some with hoes and dung forks, yelling and killing them.Xiao Ran didn't have time to think about it, he pulled out the gun from his waist, raised his hand twice and knocked down the two guys who were rushing forward.

The bandit was not a soldier after all, and he had never seen such a powerful weapon. The flames flashed continuously, and he was stunned for a moment when he heard two loud bangs.Xiao Ran yelled: "Run!" But the eunuch driving the carriage was too frightened to move, he couldn't even hold his whip.On the other hand, Baolu was clever, he jumped out of the car, ran to Princess Ning Xin's car, kicked the driver off, grabbed the whip and whipped him violently.The horse was in pain, neighed, and ran away.Don't be wary that Princess Ning Xin is sitting in the back of the car, the car suddenly rushed forward, throwing her off.

The maids of the second car screamed at this moment.Hearing a woman's voice, the bandits immediately became more courageous, and rushed over in a panic.Xiao Ran yelled: "Baozi, come back and save people!" Unexpectedly, Baolu only pinched the whip but missed the rein, unable to control the horse, and ran forward desperately.Xue Yao shouted in shock: "Xiao Ran, princess!" Xiao Ran's eyes darkened, this stupid girl!What kind of princess are you calling at this time, aren't you courting death? !

Sure enough, when the bandits heard the shout, they shouted more and more: "What a fat sheep, it turned out to be a princess! Brothers, grab his mother, whoever grabs it will be a son-in-law!"

"Yes, let's fight together!"

Xiao Ran ran over to help Ning Xin up, turned around and shot down the third bandit.Only then did the eunuch driving the carriage come back to his senses, he flicked the whip vigorously with one end, but pulled the rein desperately at the other end, the whipped horse kicked and stomped wildly, but refused to move forward.Xiao Ran didn't care much, rushed to the shaft of the chariot, grabbed the reins with his hands, and dragged the driver down with a swish.The horse neighed, and the person stood up, and the three or four maids sitting on the carriage immediately rolled down.

Xiao Ran wrapped his arms around Princess Ning Xin's waist, and he didn't know where the strength came from, so he threw her onto the car with all his strength.Following him, he also jumped up, shook the reins, and shouted: "Drive!" The horse spread its hooves and galloped forward.

Taking advantage of this moment, several nimble bandits rushed to the side of the car.One of them probably knew a little bit of kung fu, so he put his hand on the roof of the car, and flew lightly onto the car.Ning Xin screamed in fright, and desperately threw herself into Xiao Ran's arms, hugging his neck tightly.However, Xiao Ran had already aimed at the thief, and was about to shoot, when he hugged her, his arm missed his aim, and a slamming shot pierced a hole in the hood of the car.The bandit took the opportunity to slash down with a knife, and the blade brought a gust of wind, blowing towards his face.

At this time, the other two bandits also jumped into the car from behind...

That knife was cut so fast, Xiao Ran only had time to hug Princess Ning Xin in his arms and protect her with his body.There was only a click, and there was a sharp chill on the left shoulder, followed by a sharp pain.It turned out that this knife blocked the roof of the car, and cut a gash several inches long on his shoulder, which was as deep as the bone, and blood gushed out immediately.

On the contrary, the severe pain made Xiao Ran extremely sober for a moment. Taking advantage of the situation, he fell backwards, raised the muzzle of the gun with his right hand, there was a muffled thud, and the flames spewed out, hitting the man backwards and flying out.While the other two bandits were in a daze, another gunshot hit a bandit through the chest, and he died.

Click!When Xiao Ran pulled the trigger again, this sound was heard in his ears.Oops, no bullets!A layer of cold sweat suddenly broke out on Xiao Ran's forehead, suddenly he had an idea, pulled the rein with all his strength, and the horse raised its front hooves violently.The bandit was unprepared, screamed and slammed headfirst out of the car.

Xiao Ran didn't dare to delay, he kicked forward fiercely, kicking the horse's ass.The horse was frightened again and again, and finally became sexual, and ran forward crazily.Several bandits had already put their hands on the shaft of the chariot, but they couldn't stop the startled horse after all, and were thrown away one after another.

Seeing that the fat was slipping from the mouth, a few bandits jumped into the rest of the carriage and wanted to chase after them, but more bandits surrounded the maids who fell to the ground .As a result, the originally narrow road was completely surrounded, and he could only watch helplessly as Xiao Ran led the princess away.

The frightened horse broke out completely wild and ran wildly.Xiao Ran pulled desperately, but the horse shook his head and broke free. His five fingers were strangled by the reins, dripping with blood.I can vaguely see a black spot moving fast in the distance, that is Baolu and Xueyao.But it seemed that they would never catch up with them again, because the two carriages diverged in two directions at a fork.

Xiao Ran didn't know where the startled horse would take him and Ning Xin.Seeing the withered grass all over the ground rippling in the autumn wind, he suddenly felt that his eyelids gradually became heavy.The wound on the shoulder no longer hurts, but it has become a little numb due to the dullness of the nerves.Looking up, the white clouds in the sky swept back quickly, and in front of him was a vast expanse of blue.

"Look at how blue it is...jump, jump down and you'll melt in it..."

Some weird thoughts kept popping up, and there seemed to be some voice calling gently in my ears.Well, what's wrong with me?Xiao Ran shook his head, feeling as heavy as lead.There was something wriggling in his arms, and when he lowered his head, he saw Princess Ning Xin's pale face turned pale from fright, and the bright red flower that was slowly blooming on the off-white cloth robe, Spooky and colorful.

Are you going to die?The gushing blood made the left side of his body colder and colder.Based on common medical knowledge, he certainly understood that this was the result of excessive blood loss and a harbinger of death.No, you can't just die in vain!A strong desire to survive forced him to raise his head hard and hit the carriage board heavily.One time, two times, three times...

Ning Xin became more and more frightened, she burst into tears, and shouted incoherently: "You, don't do this...don't die! Please, don't do it!"

"Don't worry, I... can't die!" The pain in his head temporarily woke him up.I don't know how long I've been running, and I can't see a single figure in the front or back, and I can see an empty and desolate place.Finally the horse slowed down a bit, but after all it was unknown where the beast would take them both.Xiao Ran looked at the withered grass on the ground, gritted his teeth and said to Ning Xin: "Hold me tight, I'll count one, two, three, and we'll jump off!"

Ning Xin blushed for a while, but she also knew that the matter was urgent, she stretched out her arm to pass under Xiao Ran's ribs, curled up into a ball, and huddled in his arms. "Okay, we're ready to jump! One,... not good!"

At this moment, Xiao Ran discovered a crack suddenly appeared in the layers of withered grass like sea waves, rushing towards him at high speed.He knew immediately that something terrible was coming!In all likelihood, it was a river valley, the depth of which was unknown, but it fell down during the haste. No matter how shallow a ditch was, it was enough to tear apart even the strongest carriage.With his arms around Princess Ning Xin, he was about to jump down, but his body slowed down after being seriously injured, and with the startled horse neighing, the entire carriage was already flying in the air!

Huh~~ bang!With an extremely dull bang, the carriage fell heavily on the river bed.The shaft of the chariot broke with a snap, and the horse rolled away one after another.Amidst the smoke and dust flying into the sky, the solid roof of the car shattered.

At the last moment, Li Ran subconsciously hugged Princess Ning Xin tightly. Amidst her screams, she saw a piece of yellow ground rushing towards her, and then her body shook and passed out.

Good people don't live long, and evil people last for thousands of years. This is what many people concluded for Xiao Ran afterwards.This time he really wasn't lucky.