Eunuchs who traveled through the Qing Dynasty

♂ Volume 4 Rehe Fengyun ♀

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Xianfeng left Xiao Ran for no other reason, of course he was looking forward to seeing that widow Cao Yujiao.Ever since the first one had been tossing about all night with all his heart, he was tired and tired, but he always felt that it was not enough.The point is that there are too many tricks in this wave hoof, and after a whole night of fighting, there is no repeat.How can the concubines in the palace have such kung fu?Compared with her, it is completely dead fish and wood.So for Xianfeng, this time was like cheating with a court lady for the first time when he was 14 years old. After thinking about it, he always felt itchy.

I wish I could wait until late in the evening, led by the two of Xiao Ranming, to sneak out of the palace and come to Xiao's mansion to find Yujiao.After being cultivated by Xianfeng, this Yujiao actually lay down for two full days before coming down to the ground. When she saw Xianfeng, she let out a cry of joy and fear at the same time. The watery ground looks like "a branch of pear blossoms with rain in spring".Don't you know that the more this is the case, the more it will arouse the desire of men, Xianfeng couldn't help himself, he took the medicine in a hurry, picked up Yujiao and went into the room.

Ming Quan pulled Xiao Ran aside, and said: "The emperor took that medicine, and after such a toss, can his body really bear it? Manager Xiao, we shouldn't talk about it, but we are the emperor's slaves after all, so we will never turn around." If anything happens, we have to take care of it.”

Xiao Ran also sighed, but he was worried about something else.

He is not particularly concerned about Xianfeng's life or death.After Ben came to Chengde, his physical condition went from bad to worse, and seeing that he would have another six months to live, it would be a big deal.As long as he doesn't let him die by his own hands, everything is fine.The key question now is that the purple toad rejuvenation post is about to be used up. What if Xianfeng thinks about it later?

As the saying goes: Companion to a king is like companion to a tiger.When you're happy, you can do whatever you want; if one day you get his way and chop off your head with a knife, it's not safe.Giving him this medicine at that time was really a bad idea to feed Yujiao.Now that I think about it, I really regret it.

The only hope is that He Laoliu can do it quickly and bring the western pharmacist quickly.Fortunately, with Xun Jing's prescription, if it can be formulated with Viagra, Indian oil or something, it may be able to resist it for a while.Thinking of this, he patted Mingquan on the shoulder and said, "Don't worry, Long Live Lord Longma has the spirit, and this medicine is a rare and nourishing thing, so there will be no problem. But we have to try to persuade the emperor in the past two days Come on less, this is the right thing to do."

The two of them were wearing felt blankets, squatting at the base of the window, listening to the cries of waves one after another inside, Mingquan was fine, no matter how you put it, all emotions and desires were gone, but Xiao Ran was suffering.Walking but not daring to leave, hearing and listening so angry that he couldn't think about it for a while and wanted to push Mingquan down and solve it.

But listening to the hearty battle inside, Xiao Ran suddenly had a thought: Didn't I always think about opening a chain of sexual health care?No one would dare to use this signboard of sexual health care if it is put on others; but if it is put on the name of the emperor, I wonder if it will work?

In fact, Xianfeng now is extremely short of money in his pocket.Seeing that the food and salaries of the Green Camp and the Hunan Army could not be paid out, and the money for disaster relief in the three southwestern provinces has not been available for a long time. Beijing has to pay tens of millions of money to foreigners for a treaty.The Ministry of Household Affairs screamed so poorly that even the dispatch funds of the Ministry of Internal Affairs were reduced again and again.For Xianfeng at this time, it would definitely be a good thing if he could get more income.

Another point is that with the help of Xianfeng, the opening of the chain must be a green light all the way. If it is not guaranteed, it can be opened into a national chain, and the profit will not be as simple as tens of thousands of taels.The higher the profit, the greater the temptation for Xianfeng.

After thinking about it several times, Xiao Ran thought that there should be quite a lot of articles in it.Thinking of the white money, he felt bursts of excitement, and he didn't feel sleepy for most of the night. Amidst these lewd voices, a bold plan was gradually brewed.

It wasn't until the fourth watch that the man and woman in the room finally disappeared.Xiao Ran and Ming Quan hurriedly waited for Xianfeng to leave the bedroom. Poor Xianfeng was even worse than last time, unable to stand still, and kept muttering: "Damn, this little rascal, what a joy!"

After returning to the palace, serving Xianfeng to sleep, Xiao Ran was still full of energy, both mentally and physically excited.It was almost dawn, thinking whether to go back to the Xiao Mansion to find Xueyao, or go to the nearby Zhonggong to ask Yu Ting to help solve it, but unfortunately there was no coin toss.

While hesitating, Liu Deliang suddenly found him, mysteriously pulled him aside, pulled out a thick envelope from his cuff, handed it to Xiao Ran, and said, "I came to look for it last night, but my father-in-law wasn't here. Congratulations to your father-in-law for his promotion, and he has received a new job, this is a little filial piety from every room in the palace, De Liang came up here on behalf of you, please take care of your father-in-law!"

Xiao Ran was a little strange, he didn't know what this kid was up to, he opened the envelope and took a look, but was surprised.It turned out that the stack was full of bank notes, and there was also a detailed list, such as Shangshan Supervisor, Respect Room, Criminal Police Department, and even members of the cleaning office. The total number was marked on it, which was 680 two!

Xiao Ran suddenly understood, it turned out that this kid couldn't afford the money himself, but he borrowed a gift from others and gave him a favor.But that's fine, if you go to ask for this job yourself, you won't be ashamed, and you won't be so careful. It's not bad to have half of the harvest.This Liu Deliang, unexpectedly at such a young age, can be an empty-handed white wolf. Damn, this posture is comparable to that of Lao Tzu!

What Xiao Ran didn't expect was that this Liu Deliang was hiding something: he used the opportunity of Qi's members to let the eunuchs and maids in every house know that he was the new deputy chief's own person, and invisibly elevated himself. With his identity, he found another big backer.What Liu Deliang didn't expect was that Xiao Ran's temperament was always very independent, and he would never allow anyone to threaten his status.Seeing that Liu Deliang was so scheming, with a calm expression on his face, he was already secretly wary.

Liu Deliang thought he was doing very well, so he took out a brocade box about two inches long from his sleeve, and said: "Deliang is not talented, he is really too shy to honor his father-in-law with little money. The former son Deliang I specially entrusted someone to go back to my hometown in Zhuozhou, and took this little thing. It is a thing passed down from Deliang's family, and I hope that my father-in-law will not abandon it, so I will accept it anyway."

Xiao Ran opened it and saw that inside was a simple bottle made of suet jade, the workmanship was very fine.What's rare is that this jade is crystal clear without a single blemish, and it's gentle to the touch, so you can tell it's worth a lot at a glance.Just such a bottle is enough, what is unexpected is that the mouth of the bottle is sealed with mud, but I don't know what is so precious, it is packed in such a bottle?

After dropping the bottom of the bottle and looking at it, Xiao Ran was so shocked that he almost bit his tongue.It turned out that there was a line of small characters engraved on the bottom of the bottle: Nine Turns Return Yang Pill!

After all, Xiao Ran knew something about medicine. It is said that the Nine-Revolution Huanyang Pill was made by Hua Tuo all his life back then, and it can bring the dead back to life.When Cao Cao killed Hua Tuo in prison, this panacea was lost and became a legend in the history of Chinese medicine.

And this Nine Turns Returning Yang Pill is really an ancestral item of Liu Deliang.One of the ancestors of the Liu family is also famous, that is Liu Meng, one of the famous ten festivals in the Southern Tang Dynasty, the governor of Huaizhou.Back then, by chance, I got this treasure. I never thought that Liu Meng was killed by Zhao Kuangyin in the battle of Zijin Mountain in Shouzhou, leaving behind the Liu family, and thus fell into decline.It has been passed down to the generation of Liu Deliang's father, who has fallen down to the level of a knife grinder walking around the streets.But for the Nine Turns Returning Yang Dan, it is more important than life, even if he is so poor that he even cut up his own son and sent it to the palace, he is determined not to sell it.Liu Deliang was only 13 years old at that time, and every time he thought of this episode, he hated his parents to the core.

This time, in order to curry favor with Xiao Ran, he really spent a lot of money, and actually asked someone to rush to his hometown in Zhuozhou, and pretended to be a snitch to steal this treasure out.It caused his father to cry and cry, shameless to see his ancestors, and almost hanged himself in a fit of anger, but Liu Deliang couldn't care about these things.

Xiao Ran knew that this was an absolute treasure, and its value could not be measured by money.After some refusals, Liu Deliang was about to cry, so he accepted.He patted him on the shoulder and said: "You are serving as an servant at Concubine Li's master, and you belong to the master, so I can't talk for a while. If there is a chance in two days, I will take care of you."

Liu Deliang went there with a thousand thanks, Xiao Ran looked at his back, but another thing came to his mind: Eunuch Qi said that day that someone would contact him when he arrived at the palace, but now many days have passed, but there is no one. movement.I don't know what's the deal here?

When it was dawn, the queen, concubine, elder brother, princess and others all came to pay their respects one after another. Xiao Ran and Mingquan only reasoned that the emperor was busy with the affairs of state and was resting because he was tired, so he answered them one by one and left.Xiao Ran hadn't seen the Queen for a few days, and at first glance, he felt that she was quite haggard.When the queen saw him, her eyes flashed brightly, but for some reason, her words were very cold, and she kept away from him.Even though Xiao Ran wanted to be intimate with her, he didn't get the chance.

After finishing his work here, Xiao Ran went back to his house in Yangliu Lane, called Ma Chao, brought him a few hundred taels of silver, went to the Zuifeng Building, and dismissed all the cooks and fellows.Anyway, he had already found out that there was no one else in the Cao family except Yujiao, a widow. Besides, Yujiao hadn't been seen for two or three days, and those guys were also thinking in their hearts, wondering if the proprietress ran away with some wild man.Ma Chao brought enough money, and each of the guys shared three or forty taels, and he was very happy to get oily on his feet.According to Xiao Ran's instructions, Ma Chao asked someone to write a notice, planning to take Zuifenglou out at a low price.

Here, Xiao Ran went directly to Yu Jiao, and that Xiaolangzi was lying on the bed frowning, unable to move, moaning twice from time to time.This kind of woman is really not easy, and she wants to be romantic and happy, but she has to suffer physically. It seems that there is a price to be paid for stealing.While sighing, Xiao Ran told Xianfeng's true identity straight to the point.

Yujiao is romantic, but she is not stupid. After observing her words and demeanor these two days, she also vaguely guessed that the background of the man she was hanging out with must be very complicated.But no matter what, he never guessed that he would be the current emperor, and was so frightened that he couldn't speak for a long time.Xiao Ran said: "You don't have to be afraid. Although the emperor can't make you a concubine or anything, he is also a generous master, affectionate and righteous. You can stay in the mansion with all your heart, and at least you have a home. Otherwise, you, a woman, will not be a long-term solution to show your face in that Zuifeng Tower." Immediately, I told her about getting rid of the Zuifeng Tower, and told her that the money sold would be sent to her later.

When the matter reached this stage, Yujiao also knew that she had no choice.And what Xiao Ran said is indeed correct, for a widow, being the emperor's secret lover is probably the best result.Thinking of this, he nodded lightly, and said, "It's up to the father-in-law to decide everything." While talking, he glanced at Xiao Ran with a very complicated look, as if to say that I finally knew why you refused to sleep with me, and instead pushed it to you. Another man, so you are actually a eunuch!

Yujiao is the kind of woman who is sexy in her bones. She is a perfect combination of charm and wildness.For such a woman in bed, for any man who has experienced human affairs, the temptation is absolutely incomparable to any beautiful woman.Especially in the early morning after the passion, the whole person looks a little haggard, a little lazy, and a little satisfied.A piece of jade arm exposed under the quilt, lining the scattered black long hair, is indescribably ecstasy.Especially the look of anger and resentment in Xiao Ran's eyes made his heart beat for a while.

Men often say that the best woman must be the housewife in the kitchen, the lady in the living room, and the slut in the bedroom.It's a pity that this Yujiao is a fucking standard slut no matter where she is!Thinking of this, Xiao Ran immediately loses his appetite and walks out of the room quickly.Breathing the cold morning air, the desire to expand was curbed a lot.He just sucked in half of the breath, and suddenly saw Xueyao standing opposite him with a tense face.

Stuttering and explaining for a long time, I managed to get by.It was necessary to vent the lust that had been suppressed all night on this pretty girl. After tossing and tossing and tossing two or three times, it was finally counted.

I stayed around until the afternoon, guessing that it was time for Xianfeng to get up, and returned to the palace.After these two tosses, Xianfeng's body became weaker and weaker, and he would tremble for a long time from time to time, but he was full of energy and very happy.Xiao Ran told him about the Zuifeng Tower, Xianfeng was overjoyed and praised him repeatedly for his thoughtfulness and thoroughness.

Seeing that the emperor was happy, Xiao Ran deliberately sighed, with a sad face.Xianfeng hurriedly asked him what's the matter, Xiao Ran said: "Seeing that Long Live Lord can enjoy a little bit of joy, I am also happy for you. I don't know how to remember that there are still many people in this world who are not well and cannot enjoy the happiness of human relationship. I feel a little uneasy in my heart. Lord Long Live has always loved the people like a son, and of course he is more hesitant than a slave."

Xianfeng has a kind heart and loves the common people.Hearing these two sentences, he was happy and surprised at the same time, and said, "It's really rare that you have such thoughts. You are right. Why don't I want to make the people of the world happy? If I can Let everyone enjoy the joy, that would be good. It's a pity that this medicine is too little, even if I have the heart, I can't cover everything after all."

Xiao Ran took the opportunity to say: "If Lord Long Live has the heart, why not open a 'sex health care' store and sell this nourishing magic medicine exclusively. It will not only benefit the common people, but also make this ancient and wonderful recipe flourish without the need to go out at night in brocade clothes. !"

Xianfeng was startled, tilted his head to look at Xiao Ran, and then laughed loudly: "You're messing around. It's a shame that you've come up with a signboard that's outrageous and grandstanding! Isn't this an insult to the dignity of the country? It can't be broken!"

In fact, Xianfeng himself is really interested in the three words of sexual health care.After all, he is now the biggest beneficiary of sexual health drugs.But opening this kind of shop, he did not even dare to think about it.After all, it is a bold move that has never been done before. It involves many issues such as morality, etiquette, legal system and concept. It is really hard to predict how much trouble will be caused among the courtiers.So when he heard Xiao Ran's words, he just took it as a joke.

"But Lord Long Live," Xiao Ran thought about it, and said cautiously, "Have you ever thought about how much money and benefits you can make every year if this sex health care store really opens?"

"Silver?" Xianfeng's eyes lit up immediately, and after thinking for a long time, he said, "This kind of medicine for strengthening yang and nourishing kidney is only a kind of medical prescription after all. Think of an ordinary medicine shop in a medical center, which can have an income of 80 taels a year. , It’s amazing. It is said that Huichuntang and Baicaotang in the capital are well-known and time-honored, and their annual profit is only 3000 to [-] taels. Is it possible that this health care store can make more money? "

Xiao Ran smiled strangely, and said confidently: "My servant dares to tell the Lord Long Live: Although the income of this medical center and pharmacy is small, it's because their focus is not on the aphrodisiac medicine. That's what it means to say that there are many but not refined, miscellaneous but not specialized. In addition, there are many pharmacies on the street, and the competition is fierce. It is like many people sharing a big pie. The result can be imagined. From ancient times to the present, there have been no professional sex health stores, but this does not mean that there is no market. The ancients said: Sexuality is also a requirement for every man. If we take a professional route, once this huge health care product market starts, we will undoubtedly become the leader and overlord in the industry, with an absolute monopoly. At that time, the profit will never be comparable to that of Huichuntang and Baicaotang!"

"Go on, go on!" Xianfeng's face flushed bright red, he hadn't coughed for a long time, and he was very excited, "So, in your opinion, how much money can this sex health care store make in a year?"

"Generally speaking, those who can enjoy this kind of aphrodisiac medicine are mostly high-ranking officials and rich merchants. According to the proportion of our Qing Dynasty, such people can account for about one to two percent. In a population like Chengde with a population of 10 In the following medium-sized counties, that is to say, there are at least 2000 people. These rich people are all wives and concubines, concubines, concubines, and so on. It is inevitable that they will not be enough to do that. Moreover, the joy of intercourse does not happen overnight. Yes, it shouldn’t be a problem for each person to spend hundreds of 80 taels of silver every year to strengthen their yang. Calculated in a year, this group of people alone should have an income of at least 10 taels. "

"10 taels?!" Xianfeng was so surprised that he almost bit his tongue, "A sex health store can really make so much money? If this is the case, wouldn't other pharmacies come to grab this business?"

Xiao Ran said with a smile: "Long live God said that, it is from the perspective of a merchant. But we are different from ordinary merchants, you think, this is the emperor's business, a "monopoly" decree, that is the best Market protection. Whoever dares to grab business with such boldness, wouldn’t that be courting death?”

"Well, that makes sense!" Xianfeng nodded repeatedly, rubbing his hands excitedly.However, he frowned quickly, "10 taels is really shocking for a pharmacy. But for me, it's a drop in the bucket." Sighed, his expression was very disappointed.

Xiao Ran said: "Long live Lord Mingjian: What the servant said just now is just a city like Chengde. Our Qing Dynasty has a vast territory, and there are many cities bigger than this. If every city can have such a family, what will happen? an income?"

"That, that..." Xianfeng was dumbfounded and stuttered for a long time, unable to utter a word in excitement.Xiao Ran's analysis was so logical that he couldn't help but believe it.And such a business, taking money out of the pockets of the rich, saves worry and effort, and doesn't have to worry about being infamous. There will be no trouble.If it can be carried out according to the plan, this health care product alone will be enough to offset the taxes of the seven provinces in the south of the Yangtze River. For the Qing Dynasty, it will undoubtedly become a pillar industry.

However, this thing is indecent after all. After thinking for a long time, he frowned and said, "What you said is good, but the matter of the title is really difficult to handle. The word 'sexual health care' alone The signboard is hung up, those scholars, and a group of old and important ministers in the court, maybe they will say something. Plus those elders in the field, alas, just thinking about it gives me a headache!"

"Old elders in the field" refers to those important ministers who resigned from office and retired from office.Most of these people were unable to return to their hometowns because of the fall of their hometowns or because of road blockages. They discussed in secret, but they could still give advice on the government and state affairs.Moreover, although these people have gone to the position, once they are in the field, they cannot be prevented from influencing the actions of the disciples and old officials as the seniors of the department.Therefore, the emperors of all dynasties had a headache for these elders, but they were worried that a single hair would affect the whole body, so they could only do nothing.

The elder Xianfeng was most afraid of was Qi Junzao, known as "Shouyang Xiangguo".This guy Daoguang joined the military aircraft in 21 years, and later became the leader of the military aircraft.When Sushun gradually came to power, they talked about major affairs with each other, and there were often conflicts, especially in the matter of reusing Zeng Guofan. The emperor followed Sushun's suggestion, and Qi Junzao could no longer rest in his position.He is from Shouyang, Shanxi, so everyone calls him "Shouyang Xiangguo".Relying on his status as a senior Neo Confucianism, this guy instigated that group of disciples and old officials, often against Sushun, and even directly against Xianfeng.If he knew about this, he would definitely be the first to jump out and object, and it might cause a big earthquake, which is unknown.

Thinking of these things, Xianfeng couldn't help coughing violently.Xiao Ran patted his back lightly for him, but secretly rejoiced in his heart, and said: "After all, there is no precedent for this kind of thing in ancient times. At the beginning of the attempt, many twists and turns are inevitable. The slave has an idea to get the best of both worlds. I'm afraid that Long Live Lord will blame him. , I don’t know whether to speak properly or not.”

Xianfeng said anxiously: "What are you talking about these laoshizi at this time? I give you innocence, tell me quickly!"

"Concubine!" Xiao Ran leaned close to his ear and said in a low voice: "If the emperor is worried about the opposition of the ministers, why not set up a joint-stock company, then many problems can be avoided as a matter of course."

"A joint-stock company? What kind of new pattern is this?"

Xiao Ran explained the nature, characteristics and operation mode of the joint-stock company in detail.In fact, there was a saying of joint stock in ancient times, so Xianfeng understood it as soon as he heard it, and immediately flew into a rage: "What? You let me form a joint stock with others? Bold slave, I am the king of a country, and the whole world It's mine, so is it possible that someone else should share my money?!"