Eunuchs who traveled through the Qing Dynasty

Dai Tong strode up to Xiao Ran, grabbed his hand, and said eagerly: "Then what about the elongated projectile? What's the matter with the elongated projectile?"

Xiao Ran smiled happily.Although this old man has a bit of a stubborn temper, he is really straightforward and cute.It's just that these big hands are too rough and strong, and it hurts to hold Xiao Ran's tender hands.

♂ Volume 1 First Entry to the Palace♀

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Dai Tong's drinking capacity was obviously inversely proportional to his temper. After drinking three glasses, his face was already red and his neck was thick, and he talked more.What happened to the ancestor Dai Zi made him even more furious and couldn't restrain himself.Xiao Ran was equally indignant at the ignorant statement that "riding and archery is the foundation of Manchuria", which not only made the military power of the Qing Dynasty lag behind the world by a hundred years, but also ruined a great ordnance expert.If the Qing court could attach importance to the military genius of this family, why would it allow foreigners to kill and set fire at the door of their house and show off their power?

However, seeing that the descendants of the Dai family are still tirelessly carrying out the research on the invention of firearms, Xiao Ran is really awed in his heart.Dai Tong also has a son, who is now serving as the school of the Youfeng Camp in Zeng Guofan's Hunan Army.Zeng Guofan was a representative of the Westernization School in history, and working under him might give more play to the strengths of the Dai family.

Originally, Xiao Ran was only out of admiration for Dai Zi, so he came to pay a special visit to Dai's descendants. Seeing the predicament of the old man's life, he felt sour for a while.Dai Tong's annual salary is only 35 taels, and Beijing officials routinely support double salaries, plus rice, and the full amount is less than 100 taels.And he spends at least 300 taels a year on the purchase of mechanical raw materials, of course, at his own expense.As a result, not only the [-] mu of land of the ancestors were sold out, but half of the house was sold out, and life was still stretched. Even the chicken for this meal was borrowed from the neighbor's house.

After drinking into his heart, Old Man Dai soon became drunk and turned into a pool of mud.Xiao Ran said that he would wait on the queen for a while, so he didn't drink too much, but he wrote down some of his opinions on firearms on two large sheets of paper, and took two silver notes from Baolu, a total of 1000 taels. Give it to the servant Daihe.Dai He estimated that he hadn't seen so much money in years, his hand holding the bank note was trembling, and he insisted on kowtow to Xiao Ran.Xiao Ran didn't give in, he just said to serve your master well, and if you need money, you can come to me to get it.The hope of the Dai family is the hope of our Qing Dynasty.Upon hearing this, Dai He's tears rolled down his face, and Xiao Ran also felt his nose sour.

On the way back to the palace, Baolu said, 1000 taels of silver just disappeared? 1000 taels, what a big pile!Xiao Ran said, you know what a fart!

It was already Haishi when I returned to Kunning Palace, and was about to go back to my room to sleep, when a little eunuch rushed to report: "Eunuch Xiao, my master has been waiting for you all night, and I haven't slept yet, so hurry up and serve me!"

Xiao Ran was startled, and went out of the palace by himself, but he didn't have time to say hello to the queen, could it be that he blamed him?Hastily rushed to the queen's room, and sure enough, the lights were still on.Through the curtain of the pearl door, I could vaguely see a slim figure sitting under the lamp, staring at the mirror.Xiao Ran hurriedly knelt down and comforted his legs: "Master is auspicious! It's so late, master hasn't rested yet?"

"Come in." There was a faint reply from inside.Xiao Ran walked in lightly, only to find that the queen was alone in the room, and not even the maids serving the bed were there, and for some reason, everything was messed up in his heart.The queen turned her head slowly, under the dancing lights, that delicate face looked even more beautiful.

Xiao Ran didn't dare to think about it anymore, he quickly lowered his head and said, "I don't know what orders the master has?"

The queen looked a little strange, stared at him blankly, and didn't speak for a long time.Xiao Ran's heart became more and more nervous, and he faintly felt something was wrong.

"Xiao Ran, what crime do you deserve for deceiving the emperor?"

One sentence was like a thunderbolt, Xiao Ran was taken aback, and he knelt on the ground: "God is above, the youngest son is loyal to the master, how dare you lie to the master with half a sentence?"

The queen sneered and said: "You are still stubborn, are you easy to deceive when you think I am? At noon you said you saw a phoenix, a golden crown and emerald feathers, five-color auspicious clouds, etc. Let me ask you, haven't you always been unable to distinguish colors? Could it be that this disease, eye disease was cured all of a sudden?"

eye disease?Can't tell the color apart?Xiao Ran's heart sank suddenly, this eunuch was actually color blind!Where do you know?Baolu is also very secretive, so he never mentioned this to himself.But why this problem disappeared after reincarnation, he was also puzzled by Monk Zhang Er, and he really didn't know what to say for a while.Color blindness is hereditary, and it cannot be cured in the 21st century, let alone the Qing Dynasty.If you say that your eye disease has suddenly healed, no one will believe it; but if you say that you are reborn and time-traveled, do you think the queen will chop off our heads when she gets excited?

Even though Xiao Ran's exquisite tongue was full of lotus flowers, he was still tongue-tied at this moment, and beads of sweat suddenly came out from his forehead. "This, slave..."

"Why, can't you make it up?" The queen seemed very proud of her move, with a smile in the corner of her eyes, "You dog slave, you are as brave as the sky, aren't you afraid that I will chop your head off?"

As soon as Xiao Ran heard this, his heart suddenly became clear.If the empress wanted to kill herself, it would be enough to expose her in front of the emperor, why would she ask at a time when no one was around?The brain was spinning at a high speed of 180 pulses, and quickly judged that it was better to be frank and lenient in the current situation, and pretended to be frightened and said: "Master, please forgive me! The emperor was going to chop off the head of the slave, and the third son was confused for a while, so he let it go." What a big lie! The slave deserves death, please punish the master!"

The queen nodded slightly and said, "Well, it's not easy for you to tell the truth to me. But you said you asked me to be merciful, and then begged me to punish you. Which sentence do you think I should listen to?"

Xiao Ran boldly said: "The youngest son really deserves to die, but the youngest son really wants to serve the master for the rest of his life. If he cuts off his head now, he won't be able to answer the master's errands!" For such a peerless beauty, he was really willing to have him serve her for the rest of her life.

"Bold slave!" The queen cursed, but couldn't help bursting into laughter.The coquettish smile is like a hundred flowers blooming together in spring, and it is so beautiful.Xiao Ran took a sneak peek, and his heart beat wildly.

Only to hear the queen say again: "You told such a big lie, the emperor was so happy that his health improved a lot. If it weren't for watching the dragon's body recover, even if your youngest son had ten or eight heads, I would have chopped off all of them! Hmph, it's so rare for you to be served by a smooth-talking thing!"

It was luck that Xiao Ran lied.Xianfeng had vomited blood for several days without drinking any rice water, but at this moment of ecstasy, his body miraculously recovered, he even drank two bowls of bird's nest porridge, and even ate half a tray of crab roe buns for the first time.The Queen's heart had been hanging for several days before she finally relaxed a little. After thinking about it carefully, it seemed that Xiao Ran's lying had no malicious intentions. On the contrary, it was a great achievement to save Sheng Jia.

But the credit is due, bullying the emperor is a great crime, the queen pondered for a moment, and said in a low voice: "Only you and I know about this matter today, even if this is over, I don't want the third person to know, understand?"

Seeing Xiao Ran Xie En's deftness, and knocking his head over with a bang, he felt angry again, if he did this, forget it, isn't this slave too cheap?

"Little Sanzi!" The queen's voice suddenly became severe again, "I'll ask you again: Why are you looking at me like that... in front of the emperor today?" red.

"Ah?" Xiao Ran shivered in fright, although the matter of lying is over, how to explain this?You can't say: Master, you are so beautiful, slave, I just stared straight at you for a while, right?After pondering for a long time, he said anxiously: "This slave is bold, I don't know if the master wants to hear the truth or lies?"

"Nonsense, of course it's the truth!" The queen was a little angry. Why can't this servant get rid of his glib tongue?

"The slave has offended the master, and he knows that his crime is unforgivable. But since the master asked this question today, the slave will risk his life to say these things." Xiao Ran's expression darkened, he sighed, and continued: "Long live the dragon body Unwell, this slave knows it, and naturally I can think that you are so anxious, master, you must not be able to eat and sleep well. But when I saw the haggard look of the master today, the slave was really shocked and almost didn't recognize it It's the master! I haven't seen you in just three days, and I've lost a whole circle of weight. It's like a different person. The third son... The third son is really uncomfortable! The slave will boldly say: Long live the dragon If you feel unwell, master is naturally worried; but master, you should also take care of your health!"

The emperor was ill, and the empress was naturally the most nervous person in the world, it would be no wonder if she could eat well and sleep soundly.Xiao Ran can figure this out even with his ass, and he thought that if you are not moved by this, then it is really unreasonable!The only shortcoming is that his acting talent is really limited. He choked up for a long time and blinked desperately, but he couldn't squeeze out two crocodile tears.

After hearing these words, the queen was stunned, she stared blankly at Xiao Ran, unable to tell what it was like.In the past few days, all my thoughts have been on the emperor, so I don't even care about myself, even sleeping is just a nap on the pillow, so I have to get up quickly to look at the emperor.In fact, it's not just her, everyone in the palace is the same, they only care about the emperor, how can they care about her as the queen?But what the little third son said was really heartfelt, the queen's eyes turned red, and she almost shed tears, thinking that among the large group of people in the palace, none of them had the same thoughts as the little third son, and knew how to love her. .Wiping his eyes quickly, he covered up: "Really? Have I really lost weight? Little Sanzi, do I look ugly now? Well, you don't need to kneel anymore, stand up and talk!"

Xiao Ran said in her heart, it was only after she knew she asked me to get up that her knees hurt from kneeling.But he said: "Master's beauty is obvious to all, and it is unparalleled in the world. Even if it is a little haggard, it is a shameful flower in a closed moon, and a fish and a wild goose. How can it be ugly?" Yes, but after thinking about it, these words are too frivolous, if you really say it, if you can't keep it straight, the master's big mouth will come over.

There is no woman in the world who doesn't care about her appearance, and the queen is no exception.She sighed faintly: "Oh, you are just comforting me. Just when I looked in the mirror, I felt much older myself, and there are wrinkles around the corners of my eyes."

You must know that the queen is only 23 years old this year, and she is well maintained. She still looks like a young girl who has not left the court.Even if there are one or two wrinkles on the face due to lack of sleep, they can be easily eliminated.Xiao Ran's heart suddenly moved, and he said: "If the master can trust the slave, there is a way for the third son to get rid of wrinkles?"

"Really?" The queen was overjoyed, "You, you really have a way?"

Xiao Ran pretended to be thinking hard, and said nonsense: "In Xiaosanzi's hometown, there is a fairy girl who is quite skilled in beauty. She left a prescription, which is said to be able to adjust the skin and make people feel better. Long-lasting youth. This prescription is called a facial mask, but the youngest son knows a thing or two, and he is afraid of his master's precious body, so he dare not make any mistakes."

The queen said anxiously: "Hey, what are you trying to sell at this time! Since there is such a way, why don't you hurry up?"

"This, although there is a way, but it's too late today, and we have to wait until tomorrow to get the medicinal materials from the Imperial Hospital."

"Stupid, why wait until tomorrow? Pass on my order, you go to get the medicine now, no matter what kind of medicine it is, but it doesn't matter."

Xiao Ran patted his forehead, thinking that I am really confused.It's not the People's Hospital. The Rentai Hospital is run by the Emperor himself. Does it still have day and night?Busily received the decree, went out and called Baolu, and rushed to the Tai Hospital with a cigarette.Baolu hadn't closed his eyes last night and was yawning so sleepy, but when Xiao Ran greeted him, he regained his energy immediately.

The imperial doctor on duty tonight is called Chen Quanhai. Hearing that the new chief eunuch of Kunning Palace, Eunuch Xiao, is coming, he ran out with his shoes on, grabbed Xiao Ran and said: "Eunuch Xiao is promoted today, we are talking about tomorrow In the past, to congratulate, it happened that eunuch came here in person. A little meaning is not a respect, and I hope eunuch will say a lot of good things in front of the master in the future!" As he spoke, he took out a red envelope from his sleeve and stuffed it into Xiao Ran's hand.Xiao Ran saw that he had already prepared the red envelope, and thought that this guy was really active, and he would definitely promote him for his filial piety.

But the reason why li xuan dared to propose to make a mask for the queen was that he had some confidence in his heart.In his previous life, his father was an old Chinese doctor, and he knew a little bit about the pharmacology of Chinese medicine.In fact, most of the current facial masks are extracted from traditional Chinese medicine, and they are all under the banner of pearls, ganoderma lucidum, salvia miltiorrhiza, borneol, etc., but in fact they are all in name only.If there are these things in a mask of ten or eight yuan, the pharmaceutical factory will probably have to pay a lot of money.

But Xiao Ran was different at this time, the medicine from the hospital was very effective.And pearls need to be more than six points, ganoderma lucidum must be at least 1000 years old, salvia and so on are the best of the three branches, don't even look at those with two branches, I can't afford to lose that person.In a word, do not seek the best, but seek the most expensive.In addition, he chose almonds, Poria cocos, Prunella vulgaris and so on. These medicinal materials are very valuable, and they can promote muscle and beautify the skin. Xiao Ran is absolutely sure that even if they don't have much effect, they will definitely not have any side effects.

Then Xiao Ran said a word: "Mash them all up for me!" Chen Quanhai trembled in fright, and almost threw the salvia in his hand away.This is the best of traditional Chinese medicine, so it can harm people too much, right?

After packing up a lot of packages, Baolu went to Shangshan Supervisor to fetch a large pot of milk, and the two trotted all the way back to Kunning Palace.It was already late at night, and the queen was still so excited that she didn't feel sleepy at all.Xiao Ran poured all kinds of medicine foam into a big bowl, poured milk to make a paste, then let the queen half lie on the wicker chair, and spread the medicine paste evenly on her face.This was the first time that Xiao Ran was so close to her, and he could smell a faint fragrance in his nose, which made people intoxicated.When the palm touched the white and smooth face, Xiao Ran felt his throat tighten, his heart was pounding violently, and his hands trembled slightly.The queen obviously felt it, and said softly: "Don't be afraid, even if there is no improvement, I won't blame you." Xiao Ran said in his heart, if you know that I am deliberately taking advantage of you, would you blame me?

After the mask is applied, you cannot move for a period of time.Due to the ice flakes, the queen only felt that her face was cold and uncomfortable.I haven't had a good night's sleep for several days in a row, and now that I close my eyes, I feel tired without realizing it.Xiao Ran said: "Master, let's take a nap, I'll rub your shoulders for you, it's very comfortable." The Queen hesitated for a moment, then nodded slightly.

Xiao Ran moved a stool and sat beside him, and gently kneaded the queen's shoulders.This handicraft was also passed down from his father, it was neither light nor heavy, and the whole body was lazily rubbed, which was extremely comfortable.The queen couldn't help but groaned softly, and suddenly realized that the sound was too much, her face was on fire, but fortunately, the mask was blocking it, so the young man couldn't see it.Otherwise, I would be ashamed to death.Even so, my heart was beating hard.

Xiao Ran suppressed his laughter, although he couldn't see his face, but seeing that her neck and ears were blushing with embarrassment, couldn't she guess what happened?Especially seeing the plump and towering pair of breasts rising and falling sharply, I felt that a certain part of my body was congested rapidly, and I could hardly hold it in.But when I think that this master is the mother of the Qing Dynasty, and we are just fake eunuchs, how dare we have such unreasonable thoughts?

Enjoying the gentle massage, the queen fell asleep unconsciously.Hearing her breathing evenly and finely, Xiao Ran felt a deep sense of loss in his heart.Suddenly he boldly moved to her neck and took a deep sniff.The faint scent of hair penetrated into his nostrils, and Xiao Ran's mind was also shaken by it.Came to another world in a trance: the lush green grass stretches to the distant sky, and white clouds swim leisurely in the blue sky.Holding the Queen's hand, snuggling together, whispering softly, enjoying the spring breeze together...

A burst of drowsiness struck, and Xiao Ran, who was intoxicated with himself, unknowingly fell asleep on the queen's shoulder.Sparkling saliva flowed from the corner of her mouth, which wet her shoulders.

Xiao Ran slept really comfortably this time.Feeling dizzy, I don't know how long it took, and suddenly felt that someone was pushing me. The boss opened his eyes reluctantly, and was startled.My mother, why did she fall asleep in the queen's room? Isn't this courting death?Seeing that the queen was wiping the drool on her shoulder vigorously, the sweat immediately came down: Is it mine?It's not my saliva, is it? !

By this time the sky was getting brighter.I don't know if it was because of the massage, but the queen also slept very soundly that night.But when he opened his eyes, he found a head resting on his shoulders, and his heart beat wildly, shy and angry at the same time.It's just that the anger was only for a moment, and it was more of an inexplicable panic, just like when his father told him that he was going to marry the emperor, a little nervous and a little expectant.

Turning your head slightly, you can see the delicate and picturesque face, which is handsome in its delicacy, making people's heart beat a little bit just by looking at it.Xianfeng back then was also very handsome, but compared with Xiao Sanzi, he was far behind.This is a perfect face, no matter from which angle you look at it, you can't find any flaws.That broad forehead, two thick sword eyebrows, coupled with a tall nose, and sharp-edged lips exude a compelling heroism.He seemed to have dreamed of something in his sleep, his long eyelashes fluttered a few times, and his head arched against his neck, like a naughty child.

The queen whose hair rubbed against her neck was itchy, she couldn't help but move slightly, and then came back to her senses.What am I doing?The dignified empress of the Qing Dynasty, the mother of a country, what is going on in her heart!Thinking of this, the queen quickly sat up, only to realize that her shoulders were wet with the dead eunuch's saliva.

Li Xiao Ran, who had come to his senses, now wanted to die, "I, I..." He didn't say a whole sentence for a long time.The queen gave him a blank look: "You son of a bitch, what are you looking at? Why don't you help me take off the mask!"

Only then did Xiao Ran remember that he fell asleep last night and forgot to take off the mask.He hurriedly fetched a basin of hot water, soaked it with a towel, and applied it to the queen's face.After the mask was soaked, gently peeled it off, took a look, and immediately let out a heartfelt admiration!

perfect!