Eunuchs who traveled through the Qing Dynasty

But no one dared to change this rule, there was no way, Xiao Ran had no choice but to drag his broken body, starting from the emperor and queen, concubines, concubines, nobles, elder brother, princess, prince, Fujin, prince, princess ...Fortunately, this is the Chengde Palace, and some princes, beautiful women, and Leng Gong are staying in Beijing.Otherwise, An might have vomited blood and died before finishing the invitation.

Every time I kowtow, I say "Master is auspicious" on my mouth, and say "Fuck your mother" in my heart.I can't remember how many words I scolded, but I finally arrived at Tingyu Pavilion.No matter what, Xiao Ran couldn't take it any longer, so he threw himself into his second wife's bed and fell asleep.Seeing his haggard appearance, Ning Xin burst into tears of distress.

Anyway, he dealt with it for an hour, and he was dreaming of having sex in a daze, but he was picked up by Ning Xin again.Angrily, she was about to ravage her, Ning Xin asked, "Did sister go there?"

"Princess Ning Wei?" Xiao Ran's eyes widened, "Go, go!" He washed his face like a fool, and ran away.Ning Xin had a headache for a while, and she had the urge to cut something.

Princess Ning Wei lives in Yunqing Pavilion, just beside Tingyu Pavilion, with many plum trees planted in front and behind.Chengde's solar terms are later than Beijing's, and the plum blossoms are also late, and they have just sprouted at this time.

Entering the Yunqing Pavilion happily, he bowed down, pulled his neck and shouted: "Princess Ning Wei is auspicious, the slave Xiao Ran came to greet the master!" He pouted his buttocks and kowtowed.Suddenly I heard someone beside me yelling: "You dog slave..."

A burst of anger rushed straight at Xiao Han, Xiao Ran couldn't help but wanted to jump up and find someone to PK.The voice was none other than the sixth-rank Lan Ling bodyguard, Zhun forehead Fu Ruilin.

In fact, Ruilin was also full of anger at this time.In previous years, most of the Spring Festivals were arranged by him, and it was always lively and lively.This time, I was originally waiting to see Xiao Ran's jokes, but no matter what, I never thought that this dog slave would go to the heretics, and I don't know where to scour so many messy and injurious things, but the emperor's ministers all got bee poo Yes, I was so happy that I didn't dare to impeach him. One can imagine how depressed I was.

Seeing Xiao Ran at this time, I felt like biting him.Frowning, he purposely walked in front of Li Ran, sneered and said, "You're a good slave, you're born to be a slave. Haha, it's hard for you to have a heart, take this reward money and buy some fruits to eat." He took out a piece of broken silver weighing three or four coins and threw it on the ground.

This time, Xiao Ran seemed to be kowtowing to him, but the princess didn't speak, and didn't dare to get up, her hair stood on end with hatred.But as soon as he rolled his eyes, he immediately changed into a smile again, happily picked up the silver, took a breath, wiped it on his sleeves, and put it into his bosom.Less is less, after all, mouse tails are also meat!

Princess Ning Wei felt a headache when she saw Xiao Ran, and wanted to send him away as soon as she spoke.Rui Lin wanted to humiliate him, and without waiting for Ning Wei to speak, he said first, "Princess, Wei Chen has learned two pieces of music recently, which are really nice. If the princess doesn't dislike it, how about listening to Wei Chen play one?"

Ning Wei immediately understood what he meant, she clearly didn't want Xiao Ran to stand up.This is a good way to punish this servant, and he immediately smiled and said: "Okay, it's rare that Rui's guard has such a good mood, so I will not be disrespectful."

Rui Lin glanced at Xiao Ran and smiled, thinking that the princess would not say anything, so why don't you just kneel to me until the sun goes down today.Deliberately took the piano, tuned it for a long time, and stroked it slowly.Ning Wei listened intently from the side.

Xiao Ran was already exhausted, and after kneeling for a long time, he couldn't bear it any longer.Holding his breath in his heart, he greeted the eighteen generations of Ruilin's ancestors all over the place, and abducted Ning Wei along the way.Until the ancestors of the two families had finished visiting, Na Ruilin still had no intention of stopping.I just felt my knee go from pain to numbness, then suddenly went limp, and fell limply to the side.Rui Lin immediately shouted: "Bold! How dare you be rude to the princess!"

Xiao Ran simply burst into tears.Ning Wei frowned and said, "Why are you crying?"

"Back to the princess, after listening to Master Rui's zither, I couldn't help but think of my grandfather who had passed away. I felt so sad for a moment."

Rui Lin smiled triumphantly, and then said contemptuously: "Hmph, a slave, what rhythm does he know?"

"What Master Rui said is true. The slave doesn't understand the melody, but the slave's grandfather... he plays cotton."

"What did you say?!" Rui Lin yelled angrily, his neck flushed red.Xiao Ran intentionally felt aggrieved and said: "It's true...it's the one playing cotton, which is similar to what your lord just played just now. Your lord doesn't know, but that's the tune for playing cotton: boom, boom boom, boom boom, boom boom boom..."

"Okay! Stop bang bang!" Ning Wei frowned sullenly.It is impossible for people like Ning Wei and Rui Lin to know what kind of tune playing cotton is, so it is really uncertain.Although Rui Lin was furious, he couldn't pick out a word, and his face turned blue with anger.Ning Wei helped him out and said: "Guard Rui, I have also learned to play the pipa recently, and you can help me to judge it." After finishing speaking, she took the pipa, leaned over and sat down, hugged the moon and swiped, the sound of pearls and jade resounded leisurely.

Xiao Ran cursed secretly: "Little bitch, I'm working with your concubine to plot against me!"I molested you mother...but the gesture was ecstasy.Look at the pouted little butt, and the big boobs, if my buddy comes from behind... Well, this posture seems to suit me well!

In a daze, Ning Wei's dresses slipped off one by one, revealing that shiny and alluring body.Close your eyes, try your best to imagine yourself as Zhang Jindeng under her buttocks, following Ning Wei's movements, you can't help but move up and down, and your knees don't feel pain anymore.

Rui Lin turned his head and glanced at Xiao Ran, and was immediately stunned.I saw this guy's eyes half-opened and half-closed, his face was flushed, and his saliva was almost drooling.The strange thing is that the buttocks are still twisting and twisting, I don't know what I'm doing.If his eyes could be turned into X-ray machines, and he saw the dirty things in this guy's mind, he would probably die with him immediately.

Ning Wei also saw it at this time, and couldn't help but wonder: "Little Sanzi, what are you doing?"

Xiao Ran said in her heart: I care~ I'm lewd with you.But he said: "Return to the master's words: the master's bullets are really pleasant to hear. The servant sees Master Rui shaking his head over there, so he wants to do this twice. But the third son is a slave, a dog, how dare he play it in front of the master?" Like Lord Rui? So I just have to shake my ass."

"Haha! Isn't this a born dog slave? It's really despicable!" Ruilin laughed loudly, "I shake my head, you shake your butt! I shake your head, you shake your butt... Ah! You dog slave dare to scold I?!"

"I'm wronged! Master Rui, you said this all by yourself! The princess understands from the side, right?"

No matter how cold Ning Wei was, she couldn't help but burst out laughing.But he immediately remembered that the person being scolded seemed to be his future son-in-law, and his face flushed with anger.Ruilin even has a biting heart.However, what Xiao Ran said was serious, with an innocent expression on his face, and the two of them couldn't pick out any words, so there was nothing they could do about him.

Ordinarily, this Ruilin, since he knew that he was no match for him, he should stop for a while.But he is also a pretentious person, and he is restrained by a slave everywhere, of course he can't swallow this breath, he will be as angry as he wants.Ning Wei only wished not to offend Xiao Ran, she frowned and said, "Okay, it's none of your business here, go down..."

However, Rui Lin quickly stopped the conversation: "Princess, it happens to be a lantern festival tonight, this slave is smart, why don't you let him join in the fun?"

"It's annoying to ask him to do something..."

"Hey, princess, it's the New Year's Eve anyway, so it's more lively if there are many people! I just beg for mercy for this slave, and I hope the princess will approve."

"This..." Of course Ning Wei knew that Rui Lin wanted to plot Xiao Ran wholeheartedly, but she really didn't know whether she could do the calculation.Seeing the determination on Rui Lin's face, he didn't want to disobey him, and said, "Okay. Little Sanzi, tonight you will be watching the lanterns in Wenxiang Pavilion, and you will come too."

Xiao Ran said f*cking in his heart, he was worried that he couldn't find a chance to entertain you, so he plotted against me!Immediately agreed without a word.

After leaving the Yunqing Pavilion, he simply didn't go to pay his respects. He informed the queen and fell asleep in the small room in the central palace.It was not until the end of the application that Yu Ting came to wake her up.After all, Xiao Ran's reborn body is very young, after a bad night's sleep, he feels refreshed and energetic.Now accompanied by the queen and Yu Ting, meanderingly came to Wenxiang Pavilion.

At this time, it was already time to light the lanterns. Countless gauze lanterns, bowl lanterns, bright moon lanterns, revolving horse lanterns, auspicious wishful lanterns, and lion hydrangea lanterns were set up in Wenxiang Pavilion, all of which were extremely delicately made.Red, yellow, blue and green, colorful, decorate the huge garden brightly and magnificently, just like a fairyland.

There is a stage set up at the entrance of the garden, and a group of actors and actresses from the Shengping Department are already humming and singing.There are quite a few people around, but it always makes people look a little deserted and dull.It turned out that the Spring Festival Gala last night was noisy all night, and I had to say hello and New Year's greetings during the day. After a busy day, how could I have any energy?It's just that I heard that the queen is coming too, so I muster up my energy to perfunctory for a while, and just join in the fun.

Concubine Yi and all the concubines were already waiting here, and they went up to meet the ceremony one by one.The two princesses, Ning Wei and Ning Xin, as well as Zai Yuan, Duan Hua, King Chun Yilin, Liu E Fu Jingshou and other princes and nobles also brought their wives and children together.The elder brother was playing with the eldest princess, when he saw Xiao Ran, he ran over jumping up and down, pestering him relentlessly.

Xiao Ran was coaxing the elder brother and the eldest princess, when suddenly someone hugged him from behind and shouted in a low voice: "Brother, let my brother miss you so much!"

Looking back, it was the Deputy Xiaoqi participating in the leadership, and he couldn't help laughing: "Haha, it turns out that Master De is here too! How is your luck this year? Look at you, you must win, treat yourself to a drink!"

De Yu scratched his head and laughed: "It's not that I won, but the money is earned. *** After pushing Pai Gow for a day, I lost more than 300 taels. I have no choice but to grab his mother! Come back and settle the score, hehe, And he earned more than 100 taels! My brother, my brother has been a bit out of touch recently, so I have to wait until later to pay you back the 1000 taels!"

"What are you paying me back! You still call me brother, isn't that a curse! What is a brother? What's mine is yours, and what's yours is mine. If it's good, it's like wearing a pair of pants. That's called brother!" "While talking, I thought: Your wife is already sleeping with me, if I don't have sex with you, you won't have sex with me either.

De Yu couldn't help being moved, and the elder brother and elder brother chattered endlessly.Xiao Ran didn't have time to pay attention to him, and led two small followers, ran around in the crowd, and greeted Zai Yuan Duanhua and the others one by one.In the crowd, Ruilin was watching there, his eyes were blue with anger.In fact, the consort of the Qing Dynasty has no status. In terms of status, even if he is married to Princess Ning Wei, his status is quite different from that of Zai Yuan and the others.However, Xiao Ran is just an eunuch, but he knows everything from one side to another. He chats happily with this group of princes and so on, and they are like buddies. How can we not make people jealous and angry?

In fact, Zaiyuan and the others are also angry.This guy Xiao Ran has no money and can't get up early, so he greeted so attentively, of course he came to ask for a red envelope.This guy is doing well now, and everyone doesn't want to offend him, so they have to spend money to eliminate disasters and admit bad luck.He wandered around casually, until his purse, arms, and sleeves were full of rare and delicate gadgets, and then Xiao Ran didn't give up.

Comparing with last night's program there, those old-fashioned jokes from the Shengping Department were so unbearable that everyone almost fell asleep listening to them.Ruilin had no choice but to ask the queen if she could turn on the lamp now.Seeing that everyone was bored, the queen nodded in agreement.

There is a little eunuch who picks up the light gauze under the lantern, which is called "picking eyebrows".The note at the bottom of the lamp was exposed, and the riddle and the name of the person who wrote the question were written on it.These lantern fans and lanterns were all made and presented by everyone. According to the rules, whoever guesses correctly can peel off the note and go to the person who made the question to receive a reward.Although most of the prizes were purse ingots, pen holders and paperweights and other small gadgets, but after all, it was a good fortune for a year, so these royal relatives never tired of it.And whoever guesses the most will be rewarded by the queen.This year's reward is a hand-rolled cursive script by Wen Zhengming, which is very precious.

When everyone saw the meeting lights, they rushed over noisily.After a while, someone started to unravel the note.The first ones to guess are of course simple ones, and there are more place names and anagrams.Xiao Ran took the elder brother and the eldest princess to guess again, one was "Twilight" by Jing Shou, and the guess was the place name Luoyang; There is also "Shangwu elder brother", which is an anagram posed by the concubine Wan, and the answer is "song", but this was guessed by the eldest princess.

While guessing, he sneaked a glance at Ruilin.Of course Xiao Ran knew that this guy had come prepared, so maybe he made some tricks.What made him unable to swallow his anger the most was that Princess Ning Wei was always by his side.At this time, Ning Wei was wearing a floor-length dress with a blue bottom, and a moon-yellow cloak outside.When illuminated by colorful lights, it looks like a fairy in the sky.

Ning Xin pulled Yu Ting to guess the riddles laughingly. Yu Ting was always smart, and she guessed seven or eight riddles in a while.Ning Xin is not interested in guessing riddles, she just joins in the fun.Seeing Xiao Ran's eyes stare there, he tiptoed around behind him, and roared, which startled him a lot.

Dismissing the elder brother and the eldest princess, Ning Xin whispered in his ear: "Is it sour? Rui's forehead is much taller than your servant, and he has already guessed more than ten in such a short time! "

"Shut up! I'll rape you again!" Xiao Ran cursed angrily.

"Hee hee, okay! I'll wait for you tonight. If you dare not come, you will die!"

"..."

Yu Ting also walked over with a smile, Ning Xin said: "Sister, the third son is going to be dishonest again, what do you think should be done?"

"Family service!" Yu Ting pursed her lips and smiled, "If you don't think about stealing, then it's not him. To be honest, I'll be on duty tomorrow, and our family should do the same." Let's celebrate the new year together. Tomorrow, let's go back to Yangliu Lane to have a lively and lively time, shall we?"

"Okay, okay, we haven't gotten together for a while! That's it, young man, you will serve our three sisters tomorrow. If you feel comfortable serving us, I will reward you with a sweet date!"

"?!" Xiao Ran obviously misunderstood, and the halazi dripped out.

The three of them were talking and laughing while guessing riddles.At this time, those simple lantern riddles have been guessed at sevens and eightes, and the rest are getting more and more difficult.Just seeing an anagram, "A family of eleven, eight or nine are close to ten." It was from Princess Ning Wei, and the three of them were stumped, Xiao Ran pondered for a while and said: "This eleven members should be an 'auspicious' words, but I don’t know how to combine them with others.”

Yu Ting gesticulated on the palm with her fingers for a while, and said: "It's almost inseparable. I think it should be a 'miscellaneous', but what should it be with an 'auspicious'? It's hard to guess."

Ning Xin smiled and said, "What's the matter, I'll take it off, so I'll pester my sister to tell me." She took off the note and went to Ning Wei.Xiao Ran and Yu Ting also wanted to know the answer, so they followed.