Eunuchs who traveled through the Qing Dynasty

"Master, don't worry, I guess it's only for one or two days."

"Oh!" Concubine Yi breathed a sigh of relief, gave Xiao Ran a charming smile, and said, "This time you really helped me a lot. Little Sanzi, how do you think I should reward you?"

Take off your pants and let me fuck you!Xiao Ran thought viciously, but said: "Being able to serve the master, I wonder if it is the blessings of the young man who has cultivated in several lifetimes! If the master rewards you, wouldn't it make the slave feel uncomfortable?"

I have heard a lot of polite words, but I have never heard such firm words.Concubine Yi looked at Xiao Ran strangely, and shook her head for a long time before sighing: "You have a sweet mouth, and your thoughts are different from others, I sure didn't misunderstand you! Xiao Ran, Xiao Ran, it's a pity that you are just..." Suddenly he stopped, and felt that what he said was too explicit, and his face blushed.

It's not easy for Xiao Ran to answer these words, so he just smiled and said nothing.Concubine Yi saw that he was a little embarrassed, and smiled and said: "Then let's say it is correct. The Wangyousan you sent a while ago is really effective. With it, the smoke cream also feels tasteless. But now There are not many left, where should I buy this thing? I asked Xiao Anzi to go around several tobacco dens in Chengde yesterday, but he said he had never heard of it."

Xiao Ran had already thought up his lines, and hurriedly said: "The slave got it from a foreigner when he returned to Beijing last time. If the master is useless, I will try to find him to get it for you. It's just that this thing is very expensive. You can only get a little each time. Master can use it alone, so it’s almost enough.”

"Oh, that would cost a lot of money, wouldn't it?"

"Well... that foreign devil doesn't like silver, but likes vases, calligraphy and paintings and other antiques. The servant is also worried, I'm afraid I won't be able to find so many antiques!"

"Hey! So it's this! With me here, is there any need to worry about this thing? As long as he can give us Wangyousan, if you need anything, just come to my palace to get it. Well, I still have a picture of Tang Yin on hand. "Spring Trees and Autumn Frost", you can take it first, I don't know if that foreign devil can take a fancy to it?"

"Tang Bohu's?" Xiao Ran frowned, and said somewhat deficiently, "This guy seems to be a bit of a painter. I still...well, foreign devils still prefer Wu Daozi, or Mi Fu or something."

"..."

Holding the baby out from Concubine Yi, it's so beautiful.Suddenly, he slapped his forehead: Today is the double day, damn it, I almost forgot about the important event!He rushed back to Yangliu Lane in a hurry, called Ma Chao, and told him to rush to Shuiyue Temple outside the city, and be sure to keep an eye on the connector who came to get the letter.In order to wipe out the power of the Gong party, the spy who was lurking in the palace must be dug out.

After arranging the affairs here, he was about to rush back to the palace to find out what was going on, when Mingquan suddenly came with a large group of guards shouting loudly, with a long face, and yelled in a high-pitched voice as soon as he entered the mansion : "The dog slave, Xiao Ran, came out to receive the order!"

Xiao Ran's heart skipped a beat, Xianfeng is very taboo about Concubine Yi's matter, he came here to test me out last time, his tone was not kind, could it be that he showed his flaws again?Not daring to be negligent, he knelt down to receive the order.Unexpectedly, Mingquan read like this:

"After investigation, Xiao Ran, a dog slave, pretends to be public and private, amasses money wantonly, and is also morally corrupt. He does not respect etiquette and law, and immoral. He is known in the city in the name of 'sex health care'. According to the government's discussion of the crime, thinking of his loyal protection of the lord and his tireless achievements, he was punished and his family property was confiscated. He was also fined 50 taels of silver, which should be paid within one month. Xiao Ran stayed in his job for inspection, and made meritorious deeds for his crimes.

ah?Xiao Ran raised his eyebrows at that time, it doesn't matter if you cut off your head, if you dare to steal my house and take my money, I will fight you!

There are still two brothers from the Firearms Battalion in the mansion, who dare not show up, but are hiding behind the rockery and listening.As soon as he heard that it was the will, he immediately brought three or five agile servants with him to pick up his guns, and only waited for Xiao Ran to nod his head, he was about to strike.

Ming Quan chuckled, pulled Xiao Ran aside and said softly: "Don't blame me, my majesty has no choice but to do so. Your health care product company in the capital is making a fuss. Once it opened, the threshold was almost leveled. That old immortal Qi Junzao, Prime Minister of Shouyang, instigated a group of old officials and disciples to jointly impeach the Lord Long Live. I have no choice but to wrong your brother! There is pocket money or something in the mansion, it may be three or five hundred taels. Copy it. Otherwise, I'm afraid I won't be able to stop those stubborn mouths!"

I see!Xiao Ran's heart immediately fell back into his stomach.Only then did he understand the true meaning of copying the house, but he wanted to give an explanation to Qi Junzao and his gang of outlaws.The reason for the establishment of a joint-stock company is that the scapegoat must be the scapegoat, and of course there is nothing to say.

The Jingcheng health care product company has opened, but no news has been received yet.Presumably, Yulai was too busy there, and there was really no manpower to deliver the letter.But from Mingquan's point of view, the business should be very hot, and it seems that this large sum of money cannot be escaped.As for the 50 taels of silver fine that Xianfeng said, he was the largest shareholder of the company, but he just changed the name of profit to deceive people.

"Okay, Long Live God has his destiny, so just copy it. But three or five hundred taels is not that much. Who doesn't know that brother, I have always been a breeze and stick to poverty. How can I get so much money? I don't think it's worth copying three or five hundred taels." Less! If the father-in-law thinks it is too little, why don't you lend me a few hundred taels to copy it first?"

"Ah? This, this..." Mingquan was so angry that he couldn't speak for a long time, thinking that this is copying you?Is the relationship copying myself? It's obvious that I'm shameless!But for this popular person in Xianfeng Yuqian, he really didn't dare to offend, gritted his teeth and said: "Three fifty taels, three fifty taels!"

After a frantic search of the house, under Baolu's personal leadership and the careful guidance of the family servants, they confiscated a total of scattered silver taels, 47 taels, six cents, and some coppers.Two boxes of rags and rotten shoes, half a basket of rotten fruits, two broken copper basins and some other sundries.Ming Quan looked at this pile of rubbish, and said dumbfoundedly: "Eunuch Xiao is really as poor as water, and you are the poorest official in Qing Dynasty!"

"Ah! The Master said: A sack of food, a ladle to drink, living in a back alley... Or say: This is a shabby room, only my virtue is sweet. The moss marks are green on the steps, and the grass is green on the curtain..."

Mingquan couldn't stand it, and led a group of guards to suppress the urge to vomit, picked up the stolen treasures, and fled in embarrassment.Just now, Yujiao's garden was not copied, and at this time two servants came running out of breath carrying a big basket, yelling: "Wait, wait! I heard that there is someone taking out the trash for us. It will save you from running around again!..."

"..." Everyone was speechless.When he was about to leave the house, Ming Quan couldn't hold back anymore, he gave Xiao Ran a thumbs up, and said in admiration: "Thousands of people have copied homes in ancient and modern times, it is no exaggeration to say that this time, Eunuch Xiao, you are the number one copy in the world! !!"

Watching these people walk away, Baolu said worriedly: "A fine of 50 taels of silver?! Little Sanzi, where are we going to get so much silver?"

Xiao Ran frowned, and said thoughtfully: "This is not the right thing to do! According to the current estimate, the monthly income of the health care product company and the massage stick is about 50 taels. [-]% , Xianfeng's calculations were accurate this time. How could he estimate so accurately?"

"You mean, someone laid maggots around him?"

"Nine times out of ten! Last time Concubine Yi had an accident, this guy came to test me, and then I began to doubt. It's just that this person should also be by the emperor's side. Sushun doesn't have the time to manage me, so this person , who could it be? You have an unusual mind..."

After thinking for a while, he didn't come up with any clues, Xiao Ran sneered and said: "Don't care about him! This time I was planning to make friends with Xianfeng, but I didn't expect him to do it for me first. Hehe, I didn't care. Xianfeng This guy looks poor and crazy, and my plan can just start!"

Back in the study, I wrote a business trip plan in the name of market research, going out to open a store, and recruiting franchisees.Up to now, he has already recognized the traditional Chinese characters at least seven to eighty-eight, but it is a pity that when he wrote them with a brush, they were still crooked, so he had to ask Xueyao to transcribe them.Xueyao looked at the paper, panicked immediately, and said: "Business plan?! You, you want to travel far away? The money we earn now has been spent in several lifetimes, why do we have to work hard for the emperor? I ... I have a body again, what will I do now that you are gone!" As she spoke, she was about to cry.

Xiao Ran gently held her in his arms, without saying anything, but his mind was full of thoughts.This time it was not for money, but for his own wealth and life.Prince Gong and Su Shun were about to have a quarrel, and at this critical moment, he would definitely be involved again.In troubled times, I'm afraid he will become a fish in the city's fire pond.So we have to be one step ahead of them and avoid this place of right and wrong.

The most critical issue is that the troops in Daxing Mountain must step up their drills!Before the arrival of the Xinyou coup, they must be tempered into a sharp steel knife and a sharp blade out of its sheath!When it's time to really give it a go, it won't be certain who wins the battle...

So this time, the business trip was fake, but his real destination was—Daxingshan Base!

God has come out. . .

Although Xueyao is a little petty on weekdays, she has no idea about major issues.Although he was reluctant in every possible way, seeing li xuan's serious face, he also knew that this was not an ordinary matter, so he didn't say anything, just lowered his head and wept silently.Xiao Ran was somewhat apologetic, after all, this girl was pregnant, but Daxing Mountain was far away, and he couldn't take her with him, he felt uneasy and guilty at the same time.

Time is running out, and he doesn't care about his children's love. If Yixin makes a move, this move will be useless.Immediately, he entered the palace in a hurry and presented the business trip plan to Xianfeng Jin.Xianfeng was having a headache because of Qi Junzao and his group. So far, Xiao Ran has slipped away nearly 10 taels of silver from him. If the fox didn't hit him and caused a commotion, he would be the laughing stock of the world. up.Therefore, after seeing Li Ran's plan, he was overjoyed, patted him on the shoulder and said: "Okay, okay! It's rare that you have this kind of thought, I really didn't miss it. Among the slaves around me, you are the most caring! Don't worry, As long as you earn money for me, I will definitely reward you a lot later!"

Xiao Ran looked at Xianfeng, his cheeks had obviously sunken, and he had to breathe for a long time to speak.His eyes are like a dead fish, withered, how can he be the king of a country?He sighed secretly in his heart: You are just asking for more blessings!What rewards are you talking about? Look at you, it would be nice to save your life until I come back!

In fact, Xianfeng did not see Xiao Ran again.Soon after, Xianfeng, who was only 30 years old at the time, died of tuberculosis due to physical and mental exhaustion, and was buried in the Rehe Palace.Of course, this is something.

But he said that Xiao Ran left Dong Nuan Pavilion and came to find the queen.One is to say goodbye, and the other is to take Yuting away.This is not all to solve the problem of hunger and thirst during the Daxing Mountain period. The key point is that Xueyao is pregnant, so she dare not keep her in the palace anymore.I was worried that I couldn't find a suitable opportunity, so it would be better to bring it up at this time.

"What? You, you're leaving tomorrow?" The queen was taken aback, and then her eye circles turned red, "Now is the critical moment, you slapped your ass and left, what, what should I do?!"

Xiao Ran hurriedly winked left and right, and the little eunuchs and maids who were serving him all retreated tactfully.Xiao Ran looked inside and out again, making sure that no one was eavesdropping, and then said in a low voice: "Master, I will not hide anything from you. Su Shun and Prince Gong, this time I'm afraid they will have to strike ahead of time. Yes. The reason why I left at this time is to avoid the edge. Once something unexpected happens between you and the emperor, you can make a big effort. There is a saying that it is easy to hide the open spear, but difficult to guard against the dark arrow. This time I will Catch them off guard!"

"Ah, so you're doing it for this!" The queen finally understood, her expression became tense immediately, she grabbed Xiao Ran's hand and said, "Little Sanzi, are you really sure? Neither Sushun nor Prince Gong is easy to deal with." Yes. You are just... a person in the palace, in case something happens... I think we should make it clear to the emperor and let him make up his mind!"

Xiao Ran sighed, and said: "My good sister, look at the current body of Long Live Lord, can it withstand such a big thing? I know you are worried about me, but the only way now is to take a step It's one step away. If you're lucky, your end is safe and sound, and I'll be back in a while; if someone dares to plot against you, no way, Xiao Ran will fight with them even if he's risking his life!"

The queen knew that what he said was from the bottom of her heart, even though the words were a bit ambiguous, her heart was really touched and sweet.But then he was a little scared, and said: "Is there really no other way? You are not by my side. If something really happens in the palace, I am afraid I will not be able to handle it. With you here, at least I can make up my mind." But if you leave, I..."

Seeing her anxious tears rolling in her eye sockets, Xiao Ran comforted her, "Don't worry, I will keep Baolu here, and you will always be with me. If there is any problem, he will come to inform me immediately. Well, I will go The place is only a day or so away from here, and Baolu people are excited and sure, so you can rest assured. But..."

"But what?"

Xiao Ran didn't say it directly, but said: "Have you settled the Concubine Yi's matter?"

"The edict hasn't been issued yet, but there shouldn't be any problem. I know the emperor's temper. Tomorrow at the latest, the title of concubine Yi should be restored."

"Okay!" Xiao Ran nodded, and said: "I'm afraid it's a little disrespectful to say this, but I won't shy away from my sister at this critical time. Concubine Yi is not only scheming, but also extremely cunning. So this paragraph Time, you find a way to get closer to her, and let her help you make up your mind when you encounter problems. The emperor must do his best to protect her and never let her fall. As long as she is here, no matter what happens, I believe She can resist you for a while."

"Concubine Yi!" Although the queen had some opinions on her in her heart, but seeing what Xiao Ran said was solemn, she said without hesitation: "Okay, I'll listen to you!"

"There is one last thing," Xiao Ran hesitated, "Sister Yuting, can the queen send her back out of the palace and let her come with me..."

Before the words were finished, the queen stared at her beautifully, and all the tenderness and sweetness in her heart turned into old vinegar and permeated the air.Xiao Ran's mind turned quickly, and he hurriedly said: "No, there is no other meaning! This time I went out to open a company to do business. Don't you know all about the beauty salon opened in the capital? The one who took care of me over there was Yu Ting's younger brother. He was alone in the capital, he was very busy with business, and he didn't have time to marry a wife. How could he do without a relative to take care of him? With Yu Ting to take care of him, It can also make him feel at ease and make money for me, right! My good sister, this is also a business that the emperor has entrusted, so just agree!"

As he spoke, he put his arms around her shoulders, feeling soft and hard for a while.This reason is really far-fetched, how can the queen not guess it?He was so angry that he stretched out his hand and poked hard on his forehead, saying: "You have such a clever mouth, but you can be fooled! How many times have you missed that girl Yu Ting, pretending that I don't know? You said you were taking care of her brother , Bah! To be honest, do you also want to learn from those father-in-laws next to you and want to ask for a wife?"

"This..." When Xiao Ran saw that this was the point, he simply didn't want to hide it any more, he took the Queen's arm and said with a stern face: "My dear sister, you see I am so loyal to you, at least I will agree this time! With her, I won't worry about anything else! If my sister doesn't agree, I, I won't let go! My good sister..."

The queen was so entangled with him that she said angrily: "You stinky slave, you are really so lustful! People marry wives because they are afraid of getting old and lonely, so they can find someone to keep company with. You are only seventeen this year. Why are you so anxious? Thanks to you... you are still a member of the palace, so you don't feel ashamed!"

"My good sister, you agree?" Xiao Ran jumped up joyfully, hugged the queen and kissed firmly.The empress felt sour and sweet at times, and secretly sighed: "Little Sanzi, if you want to marry a wife, then it's up to you."It's just that I will think about that girl in the future, can I still have my sister in my heart? ...

Words have rushed to the lips, but after all, she is a queen, so she can't say it anyway.As I thought about it, I couldn't help the tears streaming down.Afraid that Xiao Ran would see it, he hurriedly lowered his head to cover up, and took the imperial treasure to write the edict.

(Donkey’s Note: Eunuchs married wives, which was allowed by the policy at the time. In history, An Dehai married a total of four wives, and three of them were rewarded by Empress Dowager Cixi. For fear of misunderstanding, it is hereby noted)