Eunuchs who traveled through the Qing Dynasty

It's not good for Xiao Ran to do any more excessive moves, so he let go of his arm, and lightly patted her shoulder without saying a word.It took the queen a long time to regain her composure, sighed and said: "People go to high places, but water flows to low places. Although you are a eunuch, you must always think about your own future. Now that you are a brother's master, you will be a good man in the future." It's the chief eunuch, and he finally won the top prize. Have you really never thought about this?"

Xiao Ran smiled dejectedly, and I really don't mind whether the boss is in charge or not.So he said lightly: "Little Sanzi didn't think about accomplishing any great things. He just wanted to stay by Master's side in an ordinary way. If he lived like this for the rest of his life, he would be content. Anyway, he will die when he grows old, whether it's the manager or the eunuch. , what difference can it make?"

The queen's heart moved, she looked at him for a while, and sighed: "I never thought you would have such thoughts at such a young age! Alas, you are the most caring person by my side, if I really let you go, I would not be willing to bear it in my heart. "After saying this, I couldn't help but blush again.He said again: "If you really don't want to leave, I'll go back to the emperor tomorrow and say that I'm used to the third son. If there is a lack of people around my elder brother, I can ask you to come and train him first. After a while, I will come back I want you to go back to Kunning Palace, do you agree?"

Xiao Ran thought about it for a long time, and it seemed that this was the only way to go, so he had no choice but to agree.The queen smiled and said, "I thought it was good news, as if you could be happy. Look at this, it turns out that the good news has turned into bad news!"

Xiao Ran suddenly remembered a joke about "good news, bad news", so he told her: Once upon a time, a country was invaded by other countries, and all the food was taken away.The king called a meeting of princes and ministers and said to everyone: "There is good news or bad news, which one do you want to hear first?" The ministers said that they should listen to the bad news first.The king said: "Our food has been robbed, it seems that this winter we can only eat cow dung!" Everyone was sad for a while, but they still asked with a glimmer of hope: "What about the good news?" The king said: "The good news is that we have a lot of cow dung, and everyone can eat it slowly."

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The next morning, I went to the bedroom with the queen, but there were many court ladies and eunuchs around. It turned out that the emperor's dragon body had recovered, and all the concubines came to pay their respects.Just by looking at the ranks of the concubines, the rank can be judged: apart from the empress, the concubine Yi is the most, followed by Concubine Li, Concubine Wan, Concubine Qi, Concubine Mei, Concubine Rong and so on.Xiao Ranhou was at the door, not daring to vent his breath.After a while, Mingquan, the eunuch next to Xianfeng, came to pass the message, quickly put down his horseshoe sleeves, and followed in.Out of the corner of my eye, I saw a room full of gorgeous flowers, fat and thin, and she was really a top-notch beauty.Xiao Ran couldn't help swallowing his saliva, and thought to himself, it's no wonder how many people have tried their best to be emperors throughout the ages, just looking at the delicate beauties in this room, even a god would not change them!

After seeing the ceremony at the bed, Xianfeng passed the oral order and came down from Xiao Ran to Chuxiu Palace temporarily, and took elder brother to serve as a court lady and eunuch.Because it is a temporary loan, it can't be called Wenda, but this "guiding belt" is much more powerful than Wenda's rights.Xiao Ran kowtowed to receive the order, and as soon as he stood up, he heard an immature voice say: "You are the third son? Amah boasted that you are very smart and capable, but tell me first, what do you know?"

Xiao Ran looked up, but saw a five or six-year-old child, wearing a bright yellow robe, long pink and jade, very cute.There was also a little girl who snuggled up to Xianfeng and didn't speak, just looked at her with big eyes.Xiao Ran immediately guessed that one of the two was the little prince Zai Chun, and the girl must be the eldest princess.

Zai Chun's words are really difficult to answer.You must know that a companion is like a tiger, and if you are not careful, you will lose your head.After pondering for a while, Xiao Ran said: "Back to Elder Brother: Masters let the slaves serve Elder Brother, it is a kind of trust and grace to the third son. The slaves must do their best, know everything and say everything!"

These words were neither submissive nor pretentious, and the eyes of the emperor and concubines were all brightened.Only a charming voice said: "Brother, you can't be willful. The person the queen finds for you must be selected from thousands of people. You have to be obedient."

The woman who spoke must be the legendary Concubine Yi!Xiao Ran raised his head slightly, and immediately saw a delicate face, with black eyebrows, slightly curved eyes, full of smiles, and there was a natural charm between his glances, as if he was always giving people a glance.With a pink and torn face, a slightly wrinkled nose, and a small shiny mouth, it is really charming and charming.Even though Xiao Ran was full of hatred for this girl, he couldn't help being moved by her.He immediately knew why Xianfeng favored this woman so much, there are very few men in the world who can resist such a flattering attitude.

At this time, Concubine Yi was only 25 years old and hadn't gained power yet. Who would have thought that such a charming person would turn the big China into a mess, devastated, and almost eaten up by the great powers?Xiao Ran secretly sighed.

Concubine Yi was quite curious about this legendary servant who had opened the eyes of the sky, her eyes kept turning back and forth on Li Ran's face, which made him blush a little and his heart beat.

Xianfeng seemed very happy, he rewarded Xiao Ran with a golden scorpion, and Concubine Yi rewarded him with a jade ruyi.After seeing the ceremony, the concubines also dispersed, the little prince led the eldest princess and ran over, pointed at Xiao Ran and said very bluntly: "Slave, where are you going to take us to play today?"

Xiao Ran resisted the impulse and did not kick him away.Such a little thing is so domineering, it's... really fucking crazy!However, he still has to put on a smile now, and said: "The servant is serving the master, but according to elder brother and Ge Ge's orders!"

According to the rules, princes start school at the age of six, and Zai Chun is only five years old this year, so he doesn't care about anything except playing.The Eldest Princess is only six years old this year, and Xiao Ran is a little apprehensive to be with these two children.You have to know that people are fucking dragons, and if you accidentally bump into your own life, it will be in danger.Baolu once said that there was a time when two court ladies coaxed the elder brother to swing on a swing and accidentally fell, and he was whipped five hundred times.It seems that everything has to be more careful today.

The eldest princess suggested playing jigsaw puzzles, but the little prince clamored to play war. After arguing for a long time, no one could convince anyone, so he asked Xiao Ran to help him out.Just as Xiao Ran was about to speak, an eunuch wearing a crown called him aside, and said in a low voice: "Wars are definitely not to be played, it's too dangerous. If the master finds out, our little lives will be lost!"

Xiao Ran knew that there was already an eight-level expert named Zhang Wenliang next to the little prince, so it must be him.He said, "Eunuch Zhang, what do you think we should do?"

Before Zhang Wenliang could speak, the little prince had already quarreled: "Little Sanzi, you are also a useless slave! You can't even play a war, what's the use of you slaves? Just go back to Empress Ama!" , you go back to your Kunning Palace!"

Xiao Ran raised his eyebrows immediately: Damn, how dare a brat say that about me!Well, isn't it just a war?Dude, I will let you open your eyes and see what real war is!

♂ Volume 1 First Entry to the Palace♀

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This day was also Xianfeng's first day in court after he fainted, and he became very angry after a while.

First, Dagukou fell, and Seng Gelinqin retreated to Zhangjiawan. Shangshu Sushun and Prince Duanhua both advocated conciliation.However, the servant Wen Jun and the governor of Guangdong Customs Heng Qi who were sent to negotiate were rejected by the foreigners, so they had to send Gui Liang again. After a whole day of negotiations, they brought back news that it was the request of the British envoy Ergin and the counselor Bacharie First, to increase military spending, second, to open Tianjin for trade, and third, to allow ministers from various countries to bring foreign soldiers to Beijing to exchange contracts.Isn't this bullying people bullying home?Xianfeng frowned for a long time, and ordered Seng Gelinqin and Ruilin to retreat to Tongzhou to prevent foreigners from invading.

However, foreigners committed crimes from Tianjin to the north, and harassed them all the way. For a time, there were frequent battle reports from all over the country, and the disturbed people were not safe.Xianfeng felt that his head was getting bigger, and the ministers of the court made more than 20 memorials in one breath, all of which stated that the war was critical and asked the emperor to take care of Mulan.That’s all for the 20-odd memorials, but what’s shocking is that several governors from other provinces also sent memos, and the tone was surprisingly consistent, as if they had discussed it beforehand!Xianfeng became suspicious at the time: Could it be that the news that I was seriously ill and fainted leaked out?However, within three or four days, the news spread to other provinces, and the tentacles of these people were too long.

But it's not easy to ask questions about such things that are trying to cover up.

The battle report is not optimistic, but it is not a trivial matter to avoid disaster.Xianfeng was hesitant, and temporarily issued an urgent document to recruit the deputy Du Tongsheng of the Henan Eight Banners Army to help him.After all, it is a very shameful thing for the majestic king of a country to flee in battle.It was so easy to wait until the imperial court was retired, Xianfeng was strolling around the palace with Xinbu accompanied by Mingquan, thinking about his own affairs.The more I thought about it, the worse my headache became, and I couldn't help coughing again. Mingquan handed over a handkerchief and picked it up, only to realize that he had coughed up blood.Mingquan was in a hurry to pass on to the imperial physician, Xianfeng smiled wryly and waved his hands, feeling a sense of desolation in his heart.

Unknowingly, I walked to Minghe Garden, and suddenly heard an immature voice shouting: "Sister Laipi, steal someone else's tank! She also stole the howitzer, how can I win? It doesn't count!"

This was the voice of the little prince Zai Chun.Xianfeng was a little surprised, what about tanks and howitzers, they were really new.He tiptoed to the back of the rockery and took a peek, Zai Chun was holding his two little hands forked, relentlessly at the eldest princess.Xiao Ran smiled from the side: "What's the matter, without tanks and howitzers, I can beat her just as well, do you believe it or not?"

Zai Chun said: "Bragging, I don't believe it. She still has so many soldiers, how can you eat her commander?"

Xianfeng followed their gazes, and saw many paper-made models on the ground, which were strange, and he didn't know what they were.I saw Xiao Ran picked up a model and said, "Look what this is? This is an airplane, it's your paratrooper. She's all outside now, and you parachuted to her headquarters, eating the commander and carrying the military flag, it's not counted." win?"

The little prince jumped up: "Ha, yes, I carried your flag, and it was too late for you to save it. Haha, I won, I won!"

This time it was the Eldest Princess' turn to quit, and she shouted: "You are a rambunctious bully, how can you play like that! Quit it, I'm going to tell the Empress!"

Xianfeng felt curious, couldn't help but came out from behind the rockery, and asked, "What are you doing?"

When everyone saw that the emperor was coming, they hurriedly paid their respects.Zai Chun said: "Ama, you came just in time. My sister lost, and she still has to sue me! Come and see if I'm a rascal?"

Xianfeng looked at the model of that place, but he didn't know what was going on.Xiao Ran hurriedly came up to explain: "Brother wants to play war, but the master doesn't allow it, so the slave has to think of a different way."

Xianfeng found it very interesting, so he randomly picked up a model and said, "Oh? Tell me, what is this?"

Zai Chun took it and said, "This is a plane, my paratrooper. Just now I used this to eat up my sister's commander, isn't it amazing? This plane is flying in the sky, and many soldiers are sitting in it, suddenly jumped Come out, it's amazing!"

"How can there be such a thing!" Xianfeng laughed.

"Yes, why not?" Before li xuan could speak, the little prince became anxious, "little third son said yes, so there must be."

"Oh?" Xianfeng glanced at Xiao Ran appreciatively.His admiration was not because of the plane, but because his son was too naughty, as if he had never been so submissive to anyone. "Little Sanzi, tell me, what exactly is this plane?"

"Return to the emperor: The so-called airplane is a kind of machine that can fly into the sky." Xiao Ran considered the words carefully, and said carefully: "This kind of machine is powered by propellers, can fly in the sky, and can carry soldiers in it to fly to the enemy. Throw flower bombs in the sky, or let soldiers drop from the sky, this type of troops is called airborne troops." Xiao Ran thought for a while, and added, "Of course, this is the slave's idea to coax big brother."

Xiao Ran had no choice but to add the last sentence.Who knows what kind of temper this emperor has, if you give Xiao Ran an order to make an airplane, wouldn't you hang yourself?

After hearing these words, Xianfeng really aroused his interest, and said: "Oh, it's hard for you to think about it, but I really figured it out! Then what about the tank you mentioned just now?"

Xiao Ran showed him one of the models he had chosen, and explained them one by one, such as howitzers, mortars, tanks and armored vehicles, rocket launchers, there are a lot of them.He mobilized the eunuchs and maids to do these paper crafts, and under his guidance, they did well.

The more Xianfeng listened, the more surprised his expression became, and he suddenly asked, "Did you really come up with these things? Or where did you find them?"

Xiao Ran rolled his eyes, fell to his knees, and said, "Long live Lord Shengming, the slave really came from somewhere else!"

"Ah?" Xianfeng's surprise was really no small matter, "Could it be... do these things really exist in this world?"

Xiao Ran said: "Go back to Long Live Lord: I can't say whether there is such a thing or not. However, the servant was injured and passed out a while ago, and in a daze, an ancestor pointed out that these things will be invented in the world after a few decades. Things. Although Xiao Sanzi wrote it down carefully, he didn't know the truth and didn't dare to report it. Long live God has eyesight all over the world, so he will definitely be able to see the truth!"

Since Xiao Ran had seen the phoenix before, Xianfeng was really not sure if he was born with a fairy bone, so he was dubious after hearing this.After thinking for a long time, he said: "Let's not talk about anything else, let's just talk about you, an airborne soldier. Regardless of whether there is a machine that can fly into the sky, even if this soldier jumps from it, won't he fall to his death?"

Xiao Ran didn't answer directly, but looked around, and saw a huge rock on the rockery, more than ten meters above the ground.Xiao Ran said: "Long Live Lord, look at that rock, what will happen if someone jumps off it?"

Xianfeng looked at it and said: "Even if you don't die, this life will be useless."

"Okay, that servant is bold enough to ask Long Live Lord to allow you to jump from there!"

"Sure!" Although Xianfeng didn't want this guy to fall to his death or be partially disabled, he couldn't help being curious.

After Xiao Ran got the word, he fetched a piece of cloth and a few long ropes at a flying speed.This piece of cloth is woven silk, with a fine and firm texture, and it is most suitable for making parachutes and paragliders.He cut a two-meter-square piece, tied the four corners with a rope, and tied it around his waist.Xiao Ran climbed up the rockery, looked at the direction of Kunning Palace affectionately like the five heroes of Langya Mountain back then, took a deep breath, and threw the cloth upwards violently.Almost at the same time, he jumped with all his strength, and his body was already in the air!

Spreading its wings in the air like a big bird, the huge umbrella cloth supported Xiao Ran's body and fell lightly in the air, just like a goshawk spreading its wings, the god descends to earth!

"Wow--!!!"

"Hoo-!!!"

"yeah--!!!"