Gu Bao walked up to Zeng A Niu and greeted him with a smile.
Zeng A Niu raised his head, seeing that it was Gu Bao, he forcefully laughed twice, his face was as ugly as he wanted.
Gu Bao sat down and said casually, "Brother Zeng seems to be in a bad mood?"
Zeng A Niu is now swallowing with broken teeth.
"Nothing."
For this Gu Bao, he didn't have any good feelings at all, and felt that it was Gu Bao who caused his current dilemma.
What he didn't know was that it was indeed Gu Bao who caused his current situation.
If he knew, he might have desperately sought out Gu Bao.
Gu Bao chuckled, and said in a low voice: "However, what Brother Zeng did today made Pindao look very good. I am dissatisfied with Brother Zeng, but Pindao admires you!"
Zeng Aniu was in a better mood, and said with a dry smile, "What do you admire if you don't admire it? What if you admire it? Good people don't live long these days."
Gu Bao is happy, you are a good fart.
A beehive of people came to find the pindao to settle accounts, and it was not because they were controlled by the poor Di Renjie that they reluctantly became a fake good person...
He didn't point it out, blinked his eyes, and said: "Why do you say that good people don't live long? Karma is predetermined, if you do a good thing today, you will be rewarded in the future. Brother Zeng, just think about it."
"Is that so?"
Zeng Aniu asked blankly.
"Monks don't lie."
Zeng Aniu looked at Gu Bao, and said in a daze, "Gu Daoist is really amazing."
Gu Bao smiled, "Pindao hides it so well, I didn't expect..."
Zeng A Niu sighed, and continued: "You became a monk at a young age, no wonder you see it so clearly."
"I knock you..."
Well, I will bear it!
Gu Bao suddenly asked, "Brother Zeng, are you worried about revenge from Lu Zhisheng and the others?"
Zeng Aniu didn't say a word, obviously he was told something.
Gu Bao patted him on the shoulder, "Don't say anything else, because of this incident, if they retaliate against you, you should tell Pindao to make sure they don't dare to do anything else."
Zeng A Niu looked at him suspiciously, and finally said weakly: "Then thank you, Daoist Gu."
After a pause, he said, "I'm afraid I won't be able to stay here any longer."
Gu Bao asked curiously: "If you can't stay longer, you can't stay longer. Is there anything to miss? As far as I know, men don't have much face here."
Zeng A Niu suddenly frowned and said, "How did you get in? I'm more or less familiar with the children of the big families in Chang'an, but you are very strange."
"You don't need to worry about these, you just need to know that Pindao can help you!"
Zeng A Niu said: "Well, then I would like to thank Daoist Gu."
No matter what, Zeng A Niu still felt that Gu Bao's words had touched his heart.
All that needs to be said has been said, Gu Bao is preparing to leave.
Zeng A Niu said again: "The situation here, Daoist Gu knows all about it. But although the reputation is not very good, everyone is very happy to come in. After all, not just anyone can come in here."
Gu Bao remained silent and listened to him.
Zeng Aniu suddenly sneered and said: "Although the men in our National Academy are not very talented, they are not as good as the academy. But we have background. If you can come here, you have already been recognized by the Tao."
Gu Bao nodded, expressing approval.
Zeng Aniu said in a low voice: "For us people, it is definitely not something that we will inherit the family business in the future, but this is not important. The important thing is the second reincarnation, finding a good wife."
Gu Bao was shocked at that moment.
"Looking for a good wife?"
Zeng Aniu smiled triumphantly, "Although the quality of the men here is uneven, the quality of the women is unique in Datang. Needless to say, the best ones are the best."
Chapter 131 "The Frog Prince"
Gu Baoyin realized something.
Sure enough, Zeng A Niu said again: "As long as you win the favor of the beauties here, for people like us, a lifetime is enough. If you win a family better than yourself, then you are still climbing a high branch, so why should you feel ashamed?"
"Gu Daochang, do you feel ashamed?"
"No shame!"
Gu Bao shook his head resolutely, joked, would it be embarrassing to eat soft food?
If it's really embarrassing, where will the poor face be put?
Zeng Aniu said with emotion: "It is said that our big witch in Chang'an was married back by a person who has nothing. It is really enviable that person's blessing."
Nima...
Gu Bao almost stared, okay, I will bear it!
Zeng Aniu didn't know the person he admired, so he sat beside him.
"Gu Daochang, you don't know that it is really important for a man to marry the right wife in his life. It is more important than for a woman to marry the right person."
This shameless words, Gu Bao deeply agrees.
"Hey, no, didn't I say that everyone can marry that great witch? Didn't the Confused Demon King just say that as long as he dares to marry his daughter, he will marry that witch?"
Zeng A Niu despised Gu Bao with a nervous look.
"Brother, do you really think so?"
"Who is that demon king? If you believe what he said, he can punch out your intestines. He gave birth to two daughters, and he can marry off his daughters casually?"
Gu Bao frowned secretly, that's not right, back then he wanted to have both sisters, so Old Cheng didn't seem too angry.
"Some people are really in a hurry. It's like the devil incarnate."
Zeng A Niu curled his lips, "But if others really think so, it will be miserable. He just relaxes in his mouth and is really anxious in his heart, but in fact, the conditions will not be relaxed at all."
Inexplicably, Gu Bao suddenly felt much better.
"Have you tried?"
"Hehe," Zeng A Niu laughed, "Someone from the National Academy tried it and was beaten up."
Gu Bao: "..."
Zeng A Niu concluded: "Now I heard that the man who married the witch is doing very well. It's really enviable."
Gu Bao grinned and said, "What is there to be envious of? If you are envious, you might as well take the initiative to attack. There are so many women here, and your purpose is very clear. Why don't you just take this opportunity and find a girlfriend. Isn't it wonderful?"
Zeng Aniu fell silent, frowning and pondering.
Gu Bao smiled and said: "Turning unfavorable conditions into favorable conditions is a disaster, and blessings depend on it. Brother Pindao is optimistic about you."
Zeng A Niu suddenly stood up and walked towards the other side.
Gu Bao was stunned: "Where are you going?"
"Eat soft rice!"
Gu Bao: "......"
Zeng A Niu also seemed to feel that the words were abrupt, and quickly turned around to explain: "I'm going to communicate with everyone, ha ha."
"Hehe, communicate well." Gu Bao expressed his understanding.
Zeng Aniu laughed dryly, wiped off his cold sweat and left.
Looking at the background of Zeng Aniu, Gu Bao murmured: "You are a fellow."
It has to be said that the women of the National Academy are relatively reserved.
Gu Bao sat alone in the pavilion, in a daze that no one came to talk to him.
This undoubtedly made Gu Bao feel lonely.
"It's a pity that the guitar was not brought. Otherwise, wouldn't a little fresh childhood be automatically eye-catching at this time?"
Sighing, Gu Bao saw that it was still early, so he made up his mind and took the initiative to attack.
The best way to pick up a woman is not to chase, but to attract.
The break dance that Gu Bao set up for Cheng Chumo and others before was just like that.
As an old...cough cough, Gu Bao is naturally familiar with it.
Without a guitar, I can't sing.
Poetry is too vulgar, not suitable for direct pretending.
After much deliberation, he finally settled on telling stories.
Ancient entertainment is relatively scarce, and it can tell wonderful stories, which is more eye-catching than anything else.
The early stage is undoubtedly more difficult.
But Gu Bao naturally wouldn't be worried.
He went directly to Gao Yang, "Princess, come with the poor Taoist."
Gao Yang hurriedly followed, "Why did you tell Zeng A Niu, I think he has come back to life."
Gu Bao: "...He didn't come back to life, he was broken, there was nothing he could do about it."
"What do you mean?"
"Never mind that."
Gu Bao smiled and said: "I'm going to tell some wonderful stories, do you want to listen?"
"Listen, listen!"
Gao Yang said happily: "Is it really exciting?"
"Decisive and wonderful, have you forgotten that Pindao never tells lies?"
Gao Yang automatically ignored his words, and said: "Then you speak. I'll listen."
"No," Gu Bao said, "The story has to be good, and everyone has to listen to it together. Otherwise, if you listen to it by yourself, and no one will share it with you, what's the fun in it?"
Gao Yang felt that it was reasonable, so there was no need for Gu Bao to say more, he went back and muttered a few words, a group of women came towards Gu Bao.
Gu Bao smiled slightly, turned around and returned to the gazebo.
Sitting there leisurely.
Not long after, more than a dozen girls gathered around.
The number of people is not too large, but in the National Academy, there are groups of three or five, and it is definitely not small.
"Gu Bao, do you want to tell a story?"
"Was it wonderful?"
"Is there any touching love story in the Book of Songs?" A woman boldly expressed her thoughts.
"Yes, yes, we want to hear love stories, sad love stories."
"No, I want to listen to the sweet one, the story of the domineering prince and the charming princess."
"Isn't that incest? Princes and princesses belong to the same family."
"What, I said foreign."
"Foreign ones are also called..."
"You are so stupid. Since there are foreign countries, it must not be a country. Why do you always think about a country?"
Gu Bao has one head and two big ones.
These crappy women can quarrel about shit.
But after thinking about it, these women can be regarded as expressing their needs.
That's the love story.
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