Gu Bao originally wanted to talk about Journey to the West, because Dream of Red Mansions is beautiful and hard to say, he is a person who savors every aspect of life carefully, and he doesn't have the ability to say it.

As for the Three Kingdoms and Water Margin, let alone.

That's what men like.

Overall, Journey to the West is fairly comprehensive.

But now when everyone said that, Gu Bao suddenly remembered a fairy tale.

He smiled slightly and raised his voice, "Let me tell you the story of the Frog Prince."

"My God, the taste is so strong."

"Return the Frog Prince, I can't bring it in."

Gu Bao rolled his eyes straight, "You are a woman, what kind of frog did you bring?"

"The prince must match the princess. I brought the princess, but I don't want to match the frog."

Gu Bao didn't bother arguing with them, he just said: "Let's listen to the poor man's slow talk, it will definitely move you."

Chapter 132 It's Really Not Water!

Princess Gao Yang waved her hand, and the girls automatically stopped arguing.

Gao Yang said: "Gu Daochang, please start your performance!"

So, the story begins like this.

"By the way, a long time ago, there was a king who had several daughters, all of whom were very beautiful, especially his youngest daughter, who was even more beautiful than a fairy."

Gu Bao's speaking skills are quite superb.

Soon these women replaced themselves as their youngest daughter.

Only Gao Yang and other girls are still vigilant.

The heroine is obviously the youngest daughter, and the hero is a frog, so don't substitute it...

"One day, the little princess was playing with her favorite golden ball by the pool, and dropped the golden ball into the pool. The little princess cried when she couldn't get the golden ball. She cried very sadly.

A little frog heard it and asked the little princess: "Beautiful little princess, why are you crying?"

The little princess said: "Because my golden ball fell into the pool, I am so sad!"

The frog said: Don't cry, if you are my friend, I will help you fish out the golden ball.

The little princess didn't want to be the friend of the stinky frog, but she really wanted to get the golden ball back.

So he said to the frog: "Okay!"I promise to be your friend, help me get the golden ball out!

The frog was very happy, and immediately jumped into the pool to fish out the golden ball.

The little princess ran away happily after getting the golden ball.

The next day, the little princess and the king were about to have dinner when they heard a knock on the door. It turned out that the little frog had come to look for the little princess.

The little princess opened the door and saw that it was the frog, she slammed the door shut.

The king knew that the little princess had promised to be the little frog's friend, so he said: "Son, you must keep your word, go and open the door!"

The little princess opened the door very unhappy, and the little frog came in bouncing around.

The little frog said: "Beautiful little princess, put me on the table!"

The little princess was very unhappy, but she was afraid that the king would be angry, so she hugged the little frog up.

The little frog said again: I want to use the beautiful gold plate of the little princess to eat with the little princess!

The little princess was very unhappy, but she was afraid that the king would be angry, so she let the little frog eat from her golden plate.

After the meal, the little frog said to the little princess: I am very full and full, and now I want to sleep, please take me to your beautiful little bed. Go to sleep.

When the little princess heard that such a dirty little frog was going to sleep on her beautiful little bed, she burst into tears.

The king got angry and said: Son, you can't treat your friend like this!

The little princess had no choice but to take the little frog back to the room and throw it on the ground. The little frog said: "Beautiful little princess, take me to your beautiful little bed!"

The little princess was very angry when she heard that, she grabbed the little frog and threw it against the wall.

Suddenly, the little frog turned into a lovely prince.

It turned out that he was turned into a frog by a bad witch, and only the little princess could save him.

The next morning, the little princess became good friends with the prince and got married.Finally, the beautiful little princess followed the prince back home, and they lived a happy and happy life.

Gu Bao racked his brains to tell this stupid story.

After I finished speaking, I suddenly felt that something was wrong. I didn’t feel it when I was a child. Now I repeat it again. Why do you think this story is very black-bellied?

"Gone?"

The story was very novel, and everyone was listening to it interestingly, but Gu Bao stopped it abruptly.

"No more!" Gu Bao shrugged.

"It feels so childish."

Gao Yang frowned and said.

Gu Baoxin said that it was originally a fairy tale, you are so old, it's no wonder you don't sound childish.

"But it's strange, did the princess fall in love with this prince so easily?" a woman asked.

"Ahem. Foreign princesses are more open, and I believe it's love at first sight."

Gu Bao was really questioned, so he could only talk nonsense.

"It was love at first sight."

The woman had a strange look on her face, as if she always felt that something was wrong.

"How are you all? Are you satisfied?"

Gu Bao asked with a smile.

"It's too short, I need a long one, and it's a bit twisty and novel. Although this one is not bad, it's not fun."

Gao Yang finally suggested.

Naturally, the others didn't have any opinions, and asked Gu Bao to say one more thing.

Gu Bao thought for a while, the four great classics were not suitable, so he could only look for those with love and love.

"Hey, I have." Gu Bao smiled slightly, and said, "Now I will talk about a plot that everyone likes."

"what?"

"A long drama of love, the story of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl."

"The Cowherd and Weaver Girl?"

A woman frowned and said, "Why haven't I heard of it?"

Gu Bao: "..."

Nima, if you have heard of Pindao, do you still need to say it?

The woman also seemed to feel that she had asked a stupid question, her face blushed, she immediately changed the topic, and asked Gu Bao to tell a story quickly.

"Ahem, let's start the story with a poor child."

Gu Bao added fuel and vinegar this time, speaking very slowly, but he has a good grasp of the rhythm.

In fact, he didn't know that this group of women, no matter how fast or slow he was, were very interested in such a novel story.

As long as the story is wonderful, then there is no problem.

When Gu Bao said that the Cowherd stole Zhinu's feather coat, and Zhinu couldn't find the clothes, and was very anxious, he coughed twice and paused.

"and then?"

All the girls asked.

"This gangster actually stole women's clothes, will he be beaten to death?"

"Yeah, it's shameful that there is still a protagonist who steals women's clothes!"

"Bastard, if anyone steals my clothes, I will blind him to death with the clothes!"

A chubby woman said domineeringly with her hands on her hips.

Gu Bao: "..."

Why do you think something is wrong, these women's brain circuits are like this?

"wrong!"

Gao Yang frowned slightly, and said: "According to the pattern of the previous story, this unreliable man is probably as virtuous as that unreliable princess, is he the heroine?"

Gu Bao was surprised and said: "Princess, you are amazing, you can actually interpret the plot like this!"

Gao Yang proudly said: "That's right, don't look at who this princess is?"

"Why don't I feel like it!"

A woman questioned, "The previous article was from a foreign country, but this one is from China. If this happens in China, it will usually be reported to the authorities!"

Gu Bao has one head and two big ones, Pindao is just talking nonsense, what are you talking about so actively?

Let's listen to the story, can we not bring it into reality?

"Gu Daochang, hurry up and tell me, what's the next plot? Everyone is looking forward to it."

Gu Bao glanced at the sky and had no choice but to continue talking.

But this time when it was said that the cowherd was playing hooligans and won the heart of the weaver girl, the girls didn't have much reaction.

Especially Gao Yang, who showed an expression that he knew you would say this a long time ago.

Chapter 133 Let's Listen to the Next Chapter

But then the plot started to get exciting, especially when the Queen Mother dispatched heavenly soldiers and generals to capture Zhinu, the purity of the girls was obviously mobilized.

"Speak up, speak up."

"Really been waiting!"

"I've never heard of such a wonderful story."

Gao Yang laughed and said: "I guess, the cowherd must have shown his might and defeated the heavenly soldiers and generals, and then lived happily with Zhinu."

Yinghuamei said: "Isn't it possible? That's a heavenly soldier and general. From the beginning to the end, I didn't hear that Cowherd would have any ability to defeat the heavenly soldier and general."

Gao Yang scratched his head, "It seems to be true, what will happen next? I'm looking forward to it!"

A group of women, like sparrows waiting to be fed, looked at Gu Bao eagerly.

Gu Bao glanced at the sky, and the sky had already darkened slightly.

He smiled slightly and said, "What is the fate of Weaver Girl? What will Cowherd do? Will the two live happily together in the end? You can predict what will happen next, and let's listen to the next chapter to break it down."

With that said, Gu Bao walked out of the pavilion, "It's getting late, everyone should leave."

"cut!"

Everyone expressed dissatisfaction with his tantalizing.

Gao Yang grabbed him and protested: "No, you have to tell the story clearly."

"That's right. I can't hear that they live happily together. It's so uncomfortable."

Gu Bao thought to himself, then prepare to be miserable for the rest of your life.

At this time, the sky was indeed getting dark, and the National Academy had already dismissed classes, Gu Bao reminded.

Although it was a pity for all the girls, they only yelled a few words, seeing that Gu Bao didn't say anything, they could only leave muttering.

Gao Yang thought about Gu Bao's story, then turned around and said, "Gu Daochang, why do I think you know everything?"

Gu Bao chuckled, "How can you be called excellent if you are not poor?"

"Don't brag, I just think you seem to know everything, it's weird."

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