Rebirth of Tang Dynasty as a dad

Du Shaoqing: "Can this fish that has been caught before be eaten in the pot? It's not hygienic."

Wu Zhao: "Husband, it seems that you shouldn't think about the issue of cleanliness now. It's a big cat. It is said that cats like to eat fish. What you should worry about is whether the fish can get into His Majesty's mouth."

Forget it, never mind, our cat is not a purebred cat, it is a fierce tiger at heart, His Majesty even named it Shenhu, and Shenhu personally offered auspicious omens, it would be a better omen, anyway, it is not for us to eat, and it does not matter if it is not clean our business.

"Hurry up and ask someone to bring the prepared carriage and baskets. It's a great harvest. After all the fishing nets are dragged out, load them up and weigh them to see how much you can harvest."

Du Shaoqing and Wu Zhao commanded intensively.

And Xiao Xuanxuan's big cat performed very well, and did not kill the rival fish, and even the tooth marks were shallow traces. The fish was unbelievably safe in his mouth. I don't know if he was fainted by fright passed.

I'm afraid this fish never dreamed that he, an aquarium, would one day be caught by the king of beasts in the forest. Could it be that he really complied with that sentence, that the one who kills you may not necessarily be your peers, it is likely to be cross-border.

Xiao Xuanxuan was very smart, and told Li Er exactly what her father said. Li Er laughed heartily, saying that his son-in-law would handle the matter, and stepped forward to take the fish in person, which was quite heavy at first.

"That's right. It's still a big carp. It's a good omen. Come here, take it down and prepare it. Let Shaoqing clean it up when you're done. A fresh big carp is definitely a good dish," Li said. Er said happily.

Everyone was busy for an hour, and finally pulled the entire fishing net out of the water. Soon, under the command of the steward, the staff of the chamber of commerce began to load the fish and weigh it.

Although many fish were crushed by fishing nets, these guys worked quickly and recorded meticulously.

"What's the matter? Is there any result?" Wu Zhao asked nervously.

"Except for a small part that was crushed and couldn't be counted due to extrusion, the total of our fishing harvest this time was [-]," the accountant reported rigorously.

Wu Zhao was frightened, more than 2?Oh my God.

Du Shaoqing smiled and said: "It can't be counted like this. There are also small fishes that are smaller than the size of a palm. Those are too small, but they account for the number. You can report the weight directly."

"Go back to the shopkeeper. After careful weighing by the brothers, it is concluded that the net weight of this fishing is about 12 catties, which is only a little more." After the accountant reported the amount, he felt a little dreamy, and asked Du Shaoqing tentatively: "Boss, is this true?"

Du Shaoqing laughed loudly and said: "The account book is in your hands, and the fish is in front of you. Are you telling the truth? Look at your talent, don't let people see it as a joke."

After finishing speaking, he turned and walked towards the emperor and the others.

When the historian heard that there were more than 2 fish weighing 12 catties, he almost fainted. Let alone recording, the pen in his hand fell to the ground. If he hadn’t seen it with his own eyes, no one would have known believable.

"Mr. Du, how on earth did you catch fish? 10,000+ catties at a time, this is the trick of the gods." A young official admired.

Du Shaoqing smiled and said: "Where is the method of the gods? It's actually very simple. Didn't I already draw the blueprint and send it over?"

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I don't know who whispered something, the blueprint has been treasured by His Majesty.

Everyone looked at the emperor, but Li Er didn't feel any embarrassment or displeasure at all. Instead, he laughed loudly. Sure enough, being alone is not as good as all the people. He put away the drawing by himself, just to see how greedy all the officials are. ?

He took out the drawing and circulated it to all the officials. After seeing the few pens, everyone fell silent.

Fang Xuanling said with emotion: "I remember that Shaoqing proposed the method of controlling locusts last time. At that time, you explained that you understood the habits of locusts. Now it seems that you also understand the habits of fish. Otherwise, it would not be accurate." Fish are caught here.

What a genius, these things that we don't care about on weekdays can be used by you, and you will be awesome. "

"It seems that someone said some strange tricks before?

I actually think that such a good method can be popularized in suitable places in the north. Nowadays, people’s lives are difficult, and food for winter is scarce in many places. If there is a pot of fresh fish soup in winter for the New Year, that would be great, the blessing of the people ah. "Wei Zheng suggested.

Li Er immediately agreed, isn't such a good idea meant to be passed on to the common people for the benefit of the world?

Du Shaoqing is not sure, he came up with this winter fishing method, in fact, he thought that if the people affected by the disaster in Henan Province could catch a net of fish in winter, it would be helpful.

Everyone was enjoying themselves, and there were only two people in the field who remained calm, one was Changsun Wuji, he and Du Shaoqing had a quarrel, it was well known, there was no need to brag about your opponent and humiliate yourself.

The other one is old Li Jing, who seemed to be lost in thought, and gave up after a long time: "Shaoqing, I don't understand one thing. If you say that this is river water, even if the surface is covered by ice, the water underneath is still flowing. , the fish are all in batches, how come they gather here for you to catch?

How do you know there are fish here?And if there are so many fish in such a large place under the Weishui ice, what food is needed?You fish every day along the Wei River, I am afraid that this year the people in Chang'an can eat fish and meat for the New Year, so they still need to eat food? "

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When everyone heard it, it was true, he deserved to be the old man, and the words were right, and the problem was profound.

Du Shaoqing couldn't help giving old Li Jing a thumbs up, "Actually, it's nothing difficult. Last night, I had someone come over to arrange it. Did you see the two ice caves in the center of the Wei River?

Last night, I already had people put in two carriages of refined fish food. If there was no such fish food to make nests, how could I have attracted [-] fish to gather here? "

Old Li Jing slapped his thigh, "Wonderful! The old man knew that you were playing tricks. With such a simple principle, isn't it just like fighting a war? Lure the enemy deep and catch him!"

You kid is such a genius, it would be a shame not to learn how to fight. "

"Ahem, we have agreed. If I catch fish, I will sell it to you." Du Shaoqing rolled his eyes and changed the topic.

One sentence made the people who participated in the betting that night raised their heads and looked at the piles of fish. All the court officials wanted to retreat, thinking that the 10,000+ catties of fish, Du Shaoqing also said that they would kill people Yes, how much is it?

And even if we buy it, can we finish eating?

Including the emperor Li Er, everyone's faces turned dark at this time, as if hesitating to speak, but they were too embarrassed to take the lead in breaking the contract. After all, the Tang Dynasty was fond of gambling, and people would look down on them without gambling.

Du Shaoqing didn't really want to slaughter this group of people. After all, he was not short of money. Compared with making money, it seemed more interesting to see a group of court officials deflated.

So he smiled and said, "Originally, fish in this winter is a rarity, and I want to sell it for one tael of silver."

Before he finished speaking, Emperor Li Er scolded: "Boy, don't be too cruel, are you short of money?"

"Ahem, father-in-law, don't get excited, isn't this the original plan? Just kidding.

All the uncles who were present at the fishing event took an active part in it. How can I be ashamed to collect money?This fish was caught by everyone's joint efforts, so I have an idea, everyone present, I will give ten big fish to each family as a reward, and the guards who participated in the fishing will each reward one fish. "

Well, this method is still reasonable, Li Er nodded.

Cheng Yaojin grinned and said, "Boy, that's not right. How many of us are there? You only gave ten pieces? I'm afraid there's still a lot left if you give one basket to each person. You're so stingy?

Your uncle, I have contributed to your kid for nothing. "

Du Shaoqing waved his hand and explained: "Don't worry, because Datang may not usually eat much fish, so I will give you a secret recipe for stewed fish."

"Hey, this is good, you are generous, you, the Chang'an chef, gave you the secret recipe, tsk tsk, in the future, eating fish at home will be a blessing." Cheng Yaojin praised.

Everyone said that Du Shaoqing was generous, and compared to ten fish, this secret recipe was much more valuable.

"The reason why I gave you such a small portion is not because I am stingy. Everyone has seen it. There are huge crowds of people who came to be the audience today. The so-called audience has a share. Let's get some people." Du Shaoqing continued.

Fang Xuanling asked: "Shaoqing, there are tens of thousands of people here, you have more than 2 fish"

"That's why I need Uncle Fang's help. Chang'an has a population of one million. Let the common people introduce respected elders in the neighborhood, or models of filial piety. Whether they are men, women, old or young, as long as they are qualified, they will be given to each of them in the name of His Majesty." How about a fish?"

This one

Almost no one could have imagined that Du Shaoqing would come up with such an idea, even Li Er was stunned for a moment, then pointed at Du Shaoqing and scolded with a smile: "You boy, I don't need you to give me such a false name, I will do it in the name of the court." , After all, we caught it with our joint efforts, and I don't take credit for it alone.