Rebirth of Tang Dynasty as a dad

Xuanling, this fish can't be released, how about doing it in two days? "

Fang Xuanling respectfully said: "That's enough, such a good thing, we people in the Tang Dynasty know the etiquette, so it's easy to handle."

Many officials looked at Du Shaoqing, thinking in their hearts that they were willing to bow down, this flattery is beyond our flattery!

As soon as the news came out, the onlookers cheered again.

On the other side, little Xuanxuan rode the big cat back to the group of friends. Except for little Du Ping and little Li Xiang, all the children were like eggplants beaten by frost, drooping their heads listlessly.

Seeing Xiao Xuanxuan, the eldest sister, approaching, the children all instinctively stepped back.

"What? What do you mean by this? It doesn't mean that you want to renege on the loss, right? Look at me alone, no, look at the three of us who are small and easy to bully, right?

Don't bet if you can't afford to lose, what's the point of recklessness?

Du Ping and Li Xiang, you two stand behind me, let me see who dares to take my sister's account?Little meow" Xiao Xuanxuan pointed at the crowd and cursed.

Before he finished speaking, a child from the other party sat on the ground with a plop, and burst into tears: "No, Sister Xuanxuan, we are not bad debts, we just want to discuss with you, can you stop betting with us in the future?

We don't dare to bet with you anymore, we can't win at all, and now the losers have nothing to bet on, only to go home and be beaten, we really don't want to be beaten. "

Seeing everyone nodding in agreement.

Pu Xiaoxuanxuan almost fell off the big cat.

I said in my heart that I am also innocent, this time I didn't want to bet, okay, this time it's over, I'm afraid there will be one less interesting game in the days to come

Chapter 475 Look, Daddy (Two in One)

That night, the imperial palace held a night banquet, with all the officials present, and the dishes were made of fish. Because more than a thousand fresh river fish were used, it was called the Thousand Fish Banquet, and basically everyone returned drunk.

There is no need for people to deliberately advertise that it is auspicious. Everyone thinks that fishing is [-] catties at a time. Is there any greater auspiciousness than this?So the official historian made a serious record of this incident. All the generals who died left their names, and even the officials on the shore were mentioned a little. Who is not happy about such a good thing?

That is, on this night, accidents happened in the homes of many high-ranking officials and nobles.

Although it is not a big deal, it is ridiculous, that is, the children of the family steal wine when they go home, and many good wines collected by wine lovers have been stolen.

The cause was a bet made by Xiao Xuanxuan and the others, except for Xiao Xuanxuan, Du Ping, and Li Xiang, all of them lost the bet.

So Xiao Xuanxuan came up with an idea, didn't she mean stealing wine?I'm afraid it's not easy to do it when the adults are at home, and I can't steal it. Tonight is just right, strike while the iron is hot, and the adults are going to the night banquet, so it's a good time to do it.

Of course, this girl is also a ghost spirit, since these little friends will never dare to gamble with me again, then use this gambling game to squeeze it out, and at the same time prevent someone from stealing and cheating, and will steal the wine. Things dragged on until the Year of the Monkey.

On the second day, Cheng Yaojin woke up from a hangover and was having lunch with his wife and sons, but his beloved little daughter was missing.

"Ma'am, where is Ruyu? Why don't you come to eat?" Cheng Yaojin asked.

"This girl knows how to run wild, and I have sent someone to look for it. Let's eat first. Husband has not eaten for two meals." Mrs. Cheng said.

Then he kindly persuaded: "Husband, don't drink less wine in the future. Thanks to the genius doctor, drinking alcohol hurts the body, but you go to the sea to drink every day. I am very worried."

The eldest son Cheng Chumo also persuaded: "Yes, father, Shaoqing also said that good wine should not be used too much. Every time you wake up from a hangover, do you have a headache?"

Lao Cheng sat at the dining table with great determination, hummed, maybe he felt a little unwell after drinking, and then, as if reminded by his son, he slapped his thigh: "Yes, that's right, I have migraines every time."

"That's it, Shaoqing said"

Before Cheng Chumo could finish speaking, Lao Cheng laughed and said, "A few days ago, Lao Niu taught me a good idea. He said it was a good way to keep hangovers and headaches. It's just right. Let's try it today."

Mrs. Cheng smiled and said: "General Niu is really a good man, my husband, you sit still, and I will prepare any utensils and medicinal materials you need."

Lao Cheng stood up and waved his hands and said, "No, no, Lao Niu's method is simple. He said that on the second day after a hangover, drink a few more glasses of good wine, and you'll see it right away."

With a plop, the three Cheng Chumo brothers all fell under the dining table, and the old Cheng had already turned around and walked towards his study.

Mrs. Cheng stood there dumbfounded, and murmured: "Da Lang, what did your father just say?"

"Daddy seems to be saying that a few more drinks will cure his headache." Cheng Chu said honestly.

How many more drinks? ? ?

When it was over, Mrs. Cheng sat down weakly, thinking that this husband is hopeless, and he will probably fall into the wine tank in this life.

"Forget it, let's leave him alone, let's eat first, I don't know how many days your father will be drunk this time."

Not long after, a stern voice came from Cheng's study: "God damn it, who touched my fine wine? Where is the wine? Where did the wine go?"

The three brothers of the Cheng family tensed up for no reason, and the chopsticks in the hands of the three fell to the table at the same time.

Mrs. Cheng glared at the three of them and said, "Is it that one of you three is naughty? Did you drink your father's wine?"

The three of them shook their heads again and again, and the youngest of the Cheng family said aggrievedly: "Mother, I wouldn't dare to borrow ten of our guts. Last time my little sister stole wine and we were beaten up by my father. Who will pay for it?"

No way, could it be the little girl again? "

After the third reminded, the other two looked at each other, and Cheng Chumo said: "I'm afraid, it's only eight or nine. Except for the younger sister, no one in the family is so bold, and the younger sister is not here for dinner today. If there is trouble, I will sneak out again." Drinking."

Mrs. Cheng slapped the dining table and stood up angrily: "This girl, what a fool, how dare a girl learn to drink? You three, hurry up and find it for me, see if I don't take care of her properly, what do you look like?" look."

The three brothers ran out in a hurry, but as soon as they reached the door, they collided with the angry old Cheng.

Lao Cheng threw the two youngest sons back into the room like he was carrying chickens one by one, and then kicked the eldest son in as well.

"Say, which of the three of you did it?"

The third child of the Cheng family sat directly on the ground and said aggrievedly: "Father, we really didn't do it, we guess it was the younger sister, she"

Before the third child could finish speaking, Lao Cheng slapped the third child on the skin of the melon, and scolded angrily: "Nonsense, Ruyu doesn't drink alcohol, she has already disciplined her well last time, and she is more obedient than the three of you, it's impossible is her."

The third child wanted to cry but had no tears. He thought that the slap was for nothing and he died unjustly. Were you the sister of the discipline guard last time?Last time you obviously beat us up, okay?

At this moment, Cheng Ruyu appeared at the entrance of the restaurant. The little girl was holding a small wine jar in her arms. ?”

As soon as Lao Cheng turned his head, he went over happily and picked up the small wine jug: "Haha, it's still my precious daughter's favorite, and she knows how to bring wine for Daddy, that's right, that's what I'm looking for.

Your three elder brothers are so bastards, they dare to steal wine and hide it, they are so brave, I worked so hard to get this small altar

Um?No, why is it so light?

Well, it's still open, you three are stunned and said, who did it?Who stole my wine and drank it? "

The three people on the ground were so frightened that they couldn't speak clearly.

Mrs. Cheng couldn't even get in the conversation, she hurried over to grab her daughter and asked, "Ruyu, what did you do? Why are you so blushing?"

Good fellow, Xiao Ruyu opened her mouth and sipped alcohol, which made Mrs. Cheng take a few steps back, "Here, have you been drinking?"

Xiao Ruyu smiled and nodded in a daze, "Yes, mother, father, drink it well, what father hides is really good wine!