What should I do if I suddenly become a fairy?

"Listening to what you say, brother, is better than reading a century-old book!" Fatty Dan was very excited: "This kind of wealth, only my Highness, can compare with you, brother!"

Your Highness?But it's me.

The corner of Lin Fan's mouth twitched.

"I'll do it now!"

bang bang bang!

Fatty Dan immediately took out a jade table from the storage bag, it was square, and there was a whole set of mahjong on it...

Obviously, he carried this table with him to invite people to play mahjong when he was bored, but now, it was used for other purposes.

wow~

Mahjong is ready.

Whoops~!

A piece of red cloth is directly covered.

Then, a large pile of bottles and jars appeared.

"Children can be taught~!"

Lin Fan shook his head...

Immediately, this guy gave Qi Zixiao a wink, and the latter understood, and led the others to come slowly.

"Fatty, what are you?"

The fortune teller is puzzled.

"Do you know what a street stall economy is?!"

Magician: "Σ(⊙▽⊙"a??? No...don't know."

"Oh, blind man, you are behind the times!" Fatty Dan smiled, "Come on, let me tell you..."

This fellow almost completely repeated what Lin Fan said to him just now, but changed the part about the elixir to fortune-telling.

"Most of us monks don't believe in fate, but we will deduce the future from time to time..."

"But here, the arrogance of heaven gathers, what can ordinary people figure out?"

"It's nothing!"

"But who is not afraid of death? Those winners will fight again in the afternoon. What if they encounter a hidden and ruthless strong man, what if there is a life-and-death crisis in the battle? Naturally, I deduce it, and I am sure that I will not Suffering death!"

"So, in the name of you blind man, set up a street stall to tell fortunes..."

"Are you worried about not having any business?"

"..."

After listening to the fortune teller, he didn't say anything else.

Whoa!

Here's another table...

"Cough cough."

Fan Jianqiang gave a dry cough, and then...the third table appeared.

Seeing that several people were looking at him, this guy smiled honestly: "I think, for such a grand event, let's sell some spiritual wine to cheer everyone up..."

This thing is really clever!

Lin Fan was amazed.

The protagonist template is the protagonist template, the consciousness is very keen!

When is the best time to sell alcohol?

Of course, it is a crowded place, and when people's emotions are high.

For example, during the World Cup, beer sales all over the world will increase a lot.

There is no World Cup in the world of cultivating immortals, but isn't this a grand event for Tianjiao?Same thing~!As long as he is famous, he is really not afraid that he will lose business.

At the same time, Qi Zixiao cast a glance at Lin Fan, a little moved.

But... She hesitated again.

"This holy lady also came to set up a street stall? Although I have done it before, but..."

The next moment, she rolled her eyes and saw Chen Cheng and Zhou Yining behind her right.

"Yeah!"

Qi Zixiao smiled lightly: "Chen Cheng, Zhou Yining."

"Your Highness..."

The two women stepped forward, their scalps were numb, and they always felt that they had some bad premonition...

"Do you still remember the slogan I taught you to shout when I was selling mobile phones in Zifu?"

"(ΩДΩ)????"

I knew it!

The two women could only bite the bullet and say: "Your Highness, I will remember...remember."

"Just remember."

She chuckled lightly and said, "Look at that fat man, just put it there like this, how many people will patronize it? Teach him to sell!"

"Good Le!"

The two girls breathed a sigh of relief, thinking they were going to let us hawk again, so it was to teach the fat man?

Easy to say, easy to say! ! !

Under Fatty's puzzled gaze, the two girls leaned forward and told each of the "golden selling phrases" they had learned back then, and even created many of their own...

However, as Lin Fan listened, he felt that something was wrong, and made various supplements on the sidelines.

After a few minutes.

Fatty Dan looked bewildered and hesitant: "Brothers, there are two little senior sisters, do you think... this can work?"

"can!"

Chen Cheng and Zhou Yining nodded furiously: "That's how we sold mobile phones for Your Highness at that time!"

"It will definitely work."

Lin Fan also kept nodding.

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"Then... let me try?" Fatty Dan still hesitated.

"Try, must try!"

At this moment, Lin Fan, Qi Zixiao, Chen Cheng and Zhou Yining, Shen Suanzi, Fan Jianqiang and Lu Ming all nodded.

At the same time, they really want to see if the drug can be sold?Especially with such an exaggerated selling method...

"Forehead……"

Seeing everyone's unanimous agreement, especially Lin Fan's encouraging expression, Fatty Dan stopped hesitating and took a deep breath.

"Selling medicine!!"

This guy blesses his voice with real energy, and the voice can be heard very far away, and it can be heard clearly for thousands of miles.

"I am the No. 1 alchemist of the younger generation!"

"The chief disciple of the alchemy room in the Holy Land of the Purple Mansion, Xiaodan Shengdan Chengzi, couldn't bear to see the wounded fellow Taoists in groups, so he took out his treasured medicine and sold it at a low price, hoping to relieve the pain of fellow Taoists. "

"For those who have not been injured, if they urgently need to recover from their injuries, I, Dan Chengzi, also have some Huiyuan Dan for sale..."

"Not only that!"

The guy paused.

In the next second, there was a burst of outrageous peddlers, causing many monks who were listening with pricked up ears to stumble and almost scold their mothers.

"I have all kinds of elixirs here, covering all kinds of diseases!"

"Whether fellow Taoists suffer from kidney deficiency, qi deficiency, spleen deficiency, back pain and leg cramps, or insomnia, dreaminess and neurasthenia caused by kidney deficiency..."

"Whether fellow Taoists have frequent urination, urgent urination, or X dysfunction..."

"I've been passing by, don't miss it!"

"After passing through this village, there is no such shop!"

"A time-honored brand with real materials, fair price, and guaranteed after-sales service!"

"Come and buy..."

……

The shocking cries continued one after another, and Fatty Dan also put in a lot of effort.

But he was working hard, but the others were squinting, and they all wanted to scold their mothers.

What the hell is this? !

I don't know how many people just feel that their brains hurt...

Kidney deficiency? ? ? ?

You have a weak kidney!

Still frequent urination, urgency and incontinence?are you crazy!

Even the fucking dysfunction is coming?

A lot of words, in fact, a lot of monks can't understand, but can't you guess if you don't understand?After guessing... who can stay calm? !

At the same time, many people expressed disdain.

"No.1 alchemy of the younger generation?!"

"This fat man is really shameless!"

"So what if he is the chief disciple of the Zifu alchemy room? Do you regard the young alchemists in the world as worthless?!"

"Hmph, that means I don't know how to make alchemy, otherwise, I must let him know why Hua'er is so red!"

Many people are muttering.

but……

No one really dared to come forward and smash the scene.

Everyone has made it clear that the chariots and horses are the chief disciples of the Zifu alchemy room, and the special effects and the alchemy furnace are directly special effects to take away~~~

Ordinary people, who dares to mess up the scene?

Even if you are a disciple of the Holy Land, you must give face.

then……

A monk who was seriously injured but won the victory, but couldn't heal in the afternoon even if he consumed all his elixirs, couldn't help approaching Fatty Dan's booth.

"Maybe there is a elixir that can make me recover before the fight starts in the afternoon?"

"Huh!"

As soon as Fatty Dan saw the guests, he immediately smiled, and then let out a slap, and said, "Fellow Daoist, you have lost a leg and half a lung. If you don't heal your wounds quickly, you can't participate in the competition this afternoon." fight!"

"But you are lucky to meet me, Dan Chengzi!"

"This bottle of Xueguo Minghui Pill can just heal your physical injuries quickly, and only [-] spirit stones are needed..."

"Eighty thousand? So expensive?"

The other party was surprised.

"Is this still expensive?"